Ueno-san

Will Ueno ever tell Tanaka how she feels?

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She'll die virgin and alone.

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>is Tanaka fingering you under the table?
>Yeah but he's just mashing his hand against it

>She'll die virgin
Am I misremembering something or didn’t an object enter her vagina at one point?

She'll tell him at Tanaka and Yamashita's wedding and Tanaka will just think she's joking.

I can only see her ending up suffering, she'll never have the courage to convey her feelings and then one day another girl will ask Tanaka and he'll say yes and she'll be crushed by this forever cursing herself for not telling him sooner.

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Objects dont just enter a vagina.
Also losing virginity means having missionary sex for the purpose of procreation.

He already knows, he just wants her to be honest and straightforward about her feelings.
He doesn't tolerate any of her womanly trickery.

Who salts snails? You can just pick them up by the shell unlike slugs

That was her ass

Nobody likes dating the Snail but she gives you no choice,

I see, thanks. Been a while since I read it. Also, nice double dubs.

Don’t be an autist, I was referring to the notion that virginity is connected to an intact hymen. Yes, yes, we all know they can break in all sorts of other ways, too, and it doesn’t even need to be physically touched by anything for that to happen, furthermore ... blah blah blah.

story of my life , except i am the boy

It's important distinction.
She'll die with many many objects having had entered her vagina, also as a virgin.

>Kito Sakeru doing an Ueno doujin

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I need it now.

but at the exact same time, I find Ueno so adorable I don't think I could fap to her

Fine, whatever, you should’ve known where I was going with this though ...

Eh, maybe she’ll make a fuckbot of Tanaka. Do androids count in your eyes?

>Kito Sakeru
I was about to say “Literally who?” but then saw that it’s the author of that “princess whose piss turns into gems” story. Very well then.

We can only hope Ueno is not really math inspired then, otherwise this is her remembering her childhood.

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why does she make this expression?

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Thanks for the headsup
Here's hoping his diaper fetish makes an appearance

Pretending she has no clue about what is being talked about, notice the gaze direction avoiding eye contact.

My favorite Ueno expression.

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she looks like a dog that's done something bad

Dogs dont know they've done something bad, they just detect from your body language youre preparing to strike them and they act submissive.

Not exactly but kinda. She is embarrassed and pretending to be clueless (about her intentions, usually).

best ueno

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lol nigga look at that dog when he has pissed on the house or so, acts like that before you even knew it.

I doubt that this is true or else dogs would never hide after doing something naughty. Plus, some animals (pets in particular) have been shown to have some low-level telepathic abilities that would explain this behavior better.

Butt

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remember that ueno is smelly

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Isn't Yamashita just 12? Ueno is already 14 and a lost case but I wonder if Yamashita will develop some delicious body once pubertiy hit home.

Do you think dogs have a notable IQ? I guess it depends on how IQ is measured.

More like on how you define it. I think that dogs have notions of right or wrong/socially acceptable or unacceptable. As for how far it goes beyond that? Who knows. Not *that* much further though, I am pretty sure.

how do you even measure something meant for humans on animals?

>Nobody likes dating the Snail
Lies.

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>*that*
Fuck off. Yea Forums doesn't have italics/bold features for a reason, we do not need to hear the inflection or emphasis you imagine for yourself.

>Yea Forums doesn't have italics/bold features for a reason
And what reason would that be?

Read just a little bit further to find out

To keep people out that use those features, fucking boldiefags and italifags need to go back to redit.

Triggered much? Where there are not standard ways to denote inflection people will make their own. Deal with it. Asterisks for inflection have been a thing since forever.

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What am I looking at here?

Dear god don't start that IQ bullshit again.

Ueno: I'm with this guy, he's my boyfriend now.
Tanaka: What is with this chick?! She is berserk!

Many first world dog-owners never strike their dogs, so that's not the case.

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Ideal female form and all that.
Fang included.

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Why the hell did they make these JCs so sexy?

I want to smell her

I miss her and her show.

i want to ____ ueno.

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both rectally and vaginally creampie

SNIFF

EAT

impregnate

hold hands with

watch S2 of

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star in an anime with

drink the pee of

fuck

ueno has made a newest invention

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pull the twintails of

marry

Man Yamashita sure is delicious

puppy ueno

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>had a crush on a girl once
>never confessed because I'm a fat coward
>wonder how she's doing now after all this time
>find out she's cheated on two men and got aids from some african shithead
If you ever feel like you've fucked up by not confessing, remind yourself that you may very well have dodged a bullet.

cuddle with and headpat