Well I sure would
Imagine being Shimimaru's editor and getting to take her on dates whenever you want
All males are sluts by default.
I only masturbate to selected vanilla works
Yeah? Well I bet there's fuckloads of handholding in them
But no perverts.
Sorry to break it to you, but that combination is not possible.
I dunno I think that plot was pretty nice
>guy is half-heartedly talking smack while fucking her ass
>needs several hints before realizing that she wants to be spanked
>stutters when calling her a pig
>complains to her later
>when she tries to get uppity grabs her hand and doesn't let go until she's wet
>doujin ends with the girl saying that he needs to look for a job because she wants three kids
>Slut who is too lazy to try to find someone else to fuck her, so she just relies on her convenient meat vibrator of a boyfriend.
Perfect kind of slut.
But I don't want to be a meat vibrator, I want to be a husband.