hahaha, do you believe this Yea Forums? she throws up during her introduction.
what a loser
Bocchi
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How's her skirt doing that?
Skirt Glue.
Like sock glue, but for skirts. All over the skirt.
Me and my friends love this manga because we’re all socially anxious introverts like her
Her skirt is way too long. It's not cool
I can't believe Bocchi is literally me!
>is happy that someone gave her the time of day even if they called her an embarrassing nickname
If only this wasn’t accurate
I feel bad about dropping her show last week and will probably end up pity watching the whole season.
Fuck.
I want to Nako Nako's Nakos!
KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE, BOCCHI
YOU CAN'T GO CREATING A TIME PARADOX
How would you confess to Bocchi?
bocchi not loser!
bocchi stronk!!
why would i confess to a loser?
I would ask her out for coffee and go and watch a movie
I wouldn't.
This is scary how much this progression make sense.
Kurai Kako's dark past revealed
She was traumatised by bread loli
I'd tell her I want to he more than just her friend.
She'd probably have no idea what I was talking about but get really excited anyway
i see, so that's how it is
What kind of an absolute loser throws up while making an introduction, haha. Oh I should've introduced myself before calling her a loser. Hey everyone my name is Anonym-BLEEUUUURGH
Ask to be her friend, then take her home when she faints.
that's a crime user
not in my shithole country
I believe that, but I don't believe the rest. My headcanon is that she killed herself in the infirmary out of shame after throwing up, and the rest of the show is her in limbo, which explains why everyone is so nice to her.
No subs or screencaps yet?
based
thicc
Where the fuck is episode 3
who's becomes the third one? the Miu clone
No one cares about it.
Chloroform
Save yourself the trouble she'd pass out on her own also checked
You wouldn't believe what she is actually reading.
No
Yui-Aru-Monika
Temporal paradox.
is bocchi an autist?
>that eye shading
I don't know if she's looking up or forward.
You guys might not now this, but Bocchi is actually a racist cunt.
Huwaito piggu go homu
>Guys act like bocchi
>they're pathetic losers
>Girls act like bocchi
>They're really cute and everyone wants to make them their wife
It's not fair.
autism is ok if youre a cute girl
I can't stop thinking about how Bocchi would probably vomit and pass out during sex.
That's pretty hot
Literally anything is ok if you're a cute girl
I didn't like Sotoka in the manga, still dont, but jesus christ her anime design is beautiful
Lamest ninja anime ever. I want my money back.
>they somehow fixed Sotoka's name
Wow. They did something right.
Sorry, I forgot about the thread before posting about Aru. How unfortunate.
Here you go.
I bet Aru would be one of those bug evolutions that happens at 7.
Holy shit look at that healthy sexy gaijin JC body.
Start stalking her
II YA SAA SAA
Sexy healthy forehead.
What went wrong? I thought the pun is obvious for anyone who understands a word or two in Japanese.
It's amazing how quickly girls develop these days.
Forehead-wise too
JC are trully prime,blessed.
Maybe I went mad for a bit, but I swear the first episode had it translated somewhere as "Sothka Luckythar".
zannen kaaaa
Another episode, another cute Nako noise.
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>Bocchi passes out when you pick her up
Imagine how fun it would be.
Yeah, then I will powerbomb her through a table to wake her up
>tfw no Sotoka to not be your friend
>Sotoka will never pick you up
Forehead Rakita is best Bocchi.
She starts out best and only gets better.
It's only cuter when she tries to hold it in.
She has a nice sexy body.
Thank you Katsuwo for making them all so sexy.
Is that how her name is officially romanized?
>those hips
Post Bocchi getting piggyback rides!
Or ninja Bocchis!
You're a weird one aren't you, being into that.
Womanlets, when will they learn?
Sonokass
I knew leader would be the most powerful.
cutest
A lot of good faces this episode.
smol bocc animated never
Alright that's pretty amusing.
Cute.
That should be enough from this episode.
Cute Sotoka hand.
I want to hold it.
Why is Nako so headbuttable?
I dunno. It seems heads are naturally attracted to her.
Literally me.
Ninja!!
Bocchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I will make her learn if you are picking up what I am putting down.
Is this CGI?
I don't know what you're saying but I want to pick Bocchi up.
shut up bocchi, no one likes you.
Imagine imagining Bocchi's limp unconscious body.
I like Bocchi
I need do your best beam
I like Bocchi and I don't like you.
My daughter Bocchi is cute!
kino
I want to suck on bocchi's cheeks
kino
bocchi speaking english caught me really off guard, it was hilarious
I want to do this to Nako so fucking bad holy shit
>Tearing up from that
Just how hard is Bocchi poking her?
Extremely sensitive body.
Imagine the sex.
I JUST WANT TO TICKLE NAKO UNTIL SHE PISSES HERSELF FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK
Reminder that Nako is nonathletic, dumb, and mean to everyone. Such a bad girl.
I wish she would be mean to me
What a dummy.
>tfw have been taking as many screenshots of nako as possible
I'm not weird, am I?
Nako is dumb
You're probably the sanest person in the thread
Yes. And that's part of her appeal.
Aru is a cute dork!
Dumb is only an appealing trait if the girl has other positives to make up for it.
Nako is just inappreciable.
Kissing Nako's pudgy tummy!
cute ears and tail
nekonako best nako
I liked that part.
Why did Aru start Ninja training?
What really did it for me was the second dragged Nooo... As she slowly backed away
ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ
for fun
She just wanted to be included.
she's vice ninja
To make Bocchi comfortable.
Her Ninja beam is the strongest move in Ninjutsu. It's all you need to know to be a master.
How unfortunate
I like this idea
Zannen
That's a strong headbutt, and nako didn't even flinch.
zannen-kaaaaaa
To have sex with fat old men for information
Nako is the strongest. That's why Bocchi won her over first
Lumps of fat cushioned the blow.
Just stop, no one responds to you
Not just old men, whoever pays better.
Imagine Nako running out of patience with your autism and just go on full contempt stare whenever she sees you
Honestly its fine because she'll be a great wife
What happened to here between levels 2 through 15 to turn out that way?
Getting picked up by Rakita!
Imagine Nako crying after you beat her up.
God I wish that were me
Her friends go to different school
>Good fucking
She wanted to say that, I'm sure
I wonder what her hand smells like
reminder to bully bocchi at every possible opportunity
My dick
Yui already goes to a different school
Do you want to be Nako or Forehead?
what if I take her home gently
Bocchi's "no" and "sorry" were the moest fucking thing I have seen since Osaka's sneezing. My heartboner was palpable.
nothing beats osaka's sneeze though
that can cure cancer
Poor Aru is always high, zannen.
I agree.
are they okay
NICE
ELF
JOKE
same energy
How would Bocchi suck your dick?
She'd probably gag and vomit all over it.
>Next episode's name
Can't wait
loser
She'd just give it a tiny smooch then back away because she's scared.
>Good marumaru-ing
>nonathletic, dumb, and mean to everyone
sounds like my kinda gal if i'm being real with ya.
I want to Aru Aru Aru's Arus.
yeah, she is ok.
I usually don't fall for the "triggers protection instinct" kind of girls but Bocchi is the cutest damn anime girl I have seen in forever.
>I usually don't fall for the "triggers protection instinct" kind of girls
Low-test
I love bocchi screams
Bocchi is literally me
>he's not even manly enough to dominate a strong, capable, stubborn woman
Shut the fuck up kid You wouldn't fucking act smart like that if you met me in real life, you'd just look at the ground and say you're sorry because you'd be too fucking afraid to look at me in the fucking eyes, bitch. I wouldn't even let you finish saying that before I crushed your windpipe with a single punch, you'd be dead in minutes without medical help
I love my unfortunate wife Aru!
Please stop fighting
Now you've gone and done it. Your pasta made the loli hungry.
Why didn't I realize how great brown hair+green eyes was before Aru?
How do you call this pose when girls just deflate over their desk?
Her eyes are rather distractingly green.
It's not sunday anymore pose
It's the age old /jp/ classic.
take it easy
masturbation
They've made me realize just how much I love green eyes.
Hanako will be such a good friend for Bocchi
That skin tone difference has a stronger effect on my dick than I expected
I only like Bocchi's and the gaijin girl's skin color
FUCK bocchi
Yes please
I M A G I N E
By me
How would Bocchi react if you're her partner and you cheated on her with Aru?
bocchi probably smells weird
Go play your recorder
Like sweat and food?
I act EXACTLY like bocchi, who do I do?
Fuck I mean what do I do
Depends, are you a cute JC?
Do sensei
How would she react if you kabedon her in a lonely corridor?
Me.
I look EXACTLY like Bocchi, what do I do?
prostitution
post feet
where's bocchi's parents?
Didn't bocchi say goodbye to her mom in the most recent episode or am I imagining things?
They're too shy to interact with her. Life in the Hitori household is hell.
i think saying goodbye when leaving is just common courtesy, at least in anime
They do exist if that's what you're asking, they occasionally give her new year's money and bad friendship advice.
>bad friendship advice
Hey, gotta keep her name have its initial meaning, no?
One is a country gal who mistakenly emulated gyarus, the other probably is an actual gyaru
"Before you know it, you've become friends." - Bocchi's mom.
I will watch the new episode now. Is it good?
They missed a crucial part of a joke, but other than that its good.
based normalfag
which joke did they miss?
When Bocchi slammed into Nako, after Aru asked if they are all right she told Bocchi to his Nako some more
>next episode: Aru with a red backpack
nakooo
"Oi! Gero! You're my girlfriend now. We're having a date this evening. Don't be late."
Bocchi's response to Yea Forums's confession
checked
Just realy he's an actual student whytf is he wearing t shirt only
This could actually work with her.
Best answer. Why are people on Yea Forums so mean? I'd just want to have a normal date with her and take it from there.
So, is this a legitimately entertaining series, or is it just cgdct waifubait?
Will the answer change your negative bias against it? No, so why bother?
The latter, don't bother with it
How do I get a Nako gf?
Unironically it's both.
For millions of years mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination.
she looks more like she's going to a belly dancer gig after class
I'm a bit sad they didn't animate the panel were they were practicing sneaking and Nako was walking behind them embarassed
Bocchi's art of the ninja combined with her Super Strength makes her unstoppable.
*fattest
Symbolism of her purity.
>Ugk needs to invent furniture and houses so Ugk can IMAGINE petite girls
Sotoka's too fucking strong, how can she consistently lift Bocchi up like nothing?
What's the current power level rankings of Bocchi and her friends?
Bocchi is small. Speaking of which, maybe I'm just getting used to it, but it seems like she looks more like her manga design now, compared to the first episode.
bocchi is just a womanlet
name a character in fiction who could go toe to toe with bocchi.
protip: you can't
Sotoka>Nako>Aru>Bocchi
Nako is weak to Bocchi
Aru is weak to Nako
Bocchi is weak to Sotoka
Aru isn't strong against anyone
What if Aru uses her beams? She would obliterate everyone.
Aru can use her Forget It Beam to weaken Sotoka
Aru can use her Do Your Best Beam to strengthen Bocchi
Aru's Ninja Beam doesn't do anything
Can Bocchi beat Thanos?
the hint is my feet
If Bocchi were to dye her hair, what colour would it be? And what colour contacts?
And hairstyle?
Bocchi is going to dye her hair a dirty blonde, put on fake tan, shorten her skirt to above the thighs, wear leg warmers, wear fake painted nails, and have a deep blue eye shadow and bright pink lipstick. Then she's going to wear contacts which expand her eyes, and curl her hair and wear it in a large ponytail.
That’s a bit specific.
Then she's going to start talking like "Eeh, majiii?". Then she's going to stop hanging out with the unpopular girls and start hanging around with other girls who dress and talk like she does. Then they're going to start hanging out with the cool boys.
>no.. nooh
She’s a big Bocchi.
I actually have a question - are we, as in anons, actually getting along?
What would Bocchi's pussy feels like?
U
U
U
U
Impossibly tight.
That scene had very good direction, with little pieces of Bocchi and Aru's dialogue in between Rakita's antics
Hello I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Bocchi's boyfriend, user.
Would a dicking cure Bocchi's autism?
It's a mix of watamote-style cringe comedy and shy loner girl SoL, with valuable life lessons about the power of friendship and the true meaning of Christmas.
I don't want to get along with animeonlies
hi user, I like sticking my dick in your girlfriend's anus. she loves it.
>gyaru bocchi
Should not want
It's not about what we want. its about what we need
look at this dork
Fighting Bocchi!
How silly looking
why is bocchi
so lewd?
whis is this series filled with losers?
How did she not feel the hanger on her back, is she a dumbass?
Cute loser.
Noa
she's just zannen
Zannen kaaa
so fast
so cute~
Nako? More like Nakum amirite
Do not want
It's definitely more entertaining than all Kirara anime.
>implying that yurucamp is less entertaining than bocchi
What is the kirara anime this season?
cutest
i'd just pick her up and put her in my car. take her home.
Bap Aru and tell her the same is going to happen to her if she doesn't go out with me.
can bocchi survive this assault?
Bocchi ain't as pathetically cute as koas.
Bocchi ain't as pathetically cute as koalas.
Bocchi can crush Colors with the snap of a finger.
I'm curious. How does bocchi smell?
Like my cum. I fuck her while she's asleep and she still haven't noticed the abnormality of waking up with vagina and ass filled with semen.
花
what did she mean by this?
puke
Who would have won if Rakita and Nako did fight
>no
>hitori bocchi no marumaru seikatsu
Rakita is so cute it hurts
Bocchi
webm when?
they've all been plugged by me
user, are you a ninja?
Yea, I discreetly slipped a dick in your anus right now.
She's so zannen that she was born without any holes. On the upside, she's unrapeable.
Aru reminds me of Kyouko from YuruYuri
I can clearly see that she has a perfectly usable hole though
Truly ken-sama.
Why is she so creepy?
i think the word you're looking for is "cute"
ノー
Not with that forehead.
What? Shit I was confusing Senko san with Bocchi.
God I wish a cute fair-skinned blond long-haired JC with shining blue eyes and a beautifully well-developed body looked at me like this.
she's cute
Made for running with naruto headband in school.
Is it the episode were we'll be introduced toe Meiru?
I hope she joins the main cast. I wonder how they'll add her to the ED.
But I hate sundays.
But user she was killed by Aru later
Being bad at video games is a hell of a thing.
This should be a heartwarming scene but my fucking sides, they made it like a sarcastic/smug scene.
What the fuck, they made Satoka actually cute.
That's why she's the captain.
You make it sound like she wasn't already.
She's looking at you,, user.
Do something.
ask her this
Wizard book when?
I want to talk to her but she's so beautiful. She's way out of my league. I'll just pretend I was checking the time by looking at the clock on the wall, and avert eye contact.
nako would be a wonderful gf
Let's bully Bocchi!
Smol
Thanks bocchi for protecting my smile this season.Also, Aru is great and I'll post the same every week.
Aru has no right to be this smug
Are we getting Meiru next episode?
Is she nude?
For some reason smug Aru makes me feel slightly annoyed
This is too much.
When you make one.
Why is her skirt so short?
if a poke to her sides does this, what would happen when i poke her baby room?
Legs.
Babby made.
Aru went full Noa
She will shatter your ears
nobody wants to see jc's legs
nin nin
Do you think they have their own Bocchi?
There aren't any
Luckily the kirara drought comes to an end next season with that show about a demon girl or whatever
maybe and probably not as much of a loser as our bocchi
why my ears?
Once I spilled so much spaghetti in my high school introduction that everybody started to call me Speakghetti.
Is it a kind of glue that make "gloop gloop" and "spurt spurt" kind of sounds?
Because she will scream when you do it
Already done
>Sotoka Rakita
These subtitles suck.
What kind of name is this
A foreign one.
That's not how you spell Sortker Lackter
She probably comes from a country where having a lisp is a common problem.
She comes from Soto.
When did TL notes become taboo? If they wanted to preserve the wordplay, why wouldn't they just leave a note explaining the original name?
>not liking foreheads
Sx*rtca Rlakithrr
Slutcunt Luckystar
Cam E. Frommowside
Quads of truth!
i want aru to ganbare beam me
I want aru to wasurero beam me
Lies. She's a good girl.
why is every girl in this anime so mating-pressable?
SHE DID IT
Sxarptk Luckystar
thanks aru-chan
Do you feel more motivated now?
Sxrtker lost country
>she was killed by Aru later
What?
Like this.
Because the part of your brain that can differentiate between "daughter" and "wife" got mixed up.
More like got fused together.
friendly reminder this is set in an alternate universe
Suck her toes.
anybody else waiting for 1080p horriblesubs
Erai-raws is 1080p with Eng subs
Why? It's just an upscale anyway.
That would make my folder inconsistent and I hate it.
I guess this show will be giving me my seasonal dose of Gokumi face.
That name sucks and isnt cute.
A girl as cute as this needs a cute name.
>Africa and Europe mixed together.
>England stuck to Europe.
>No Egypt.
Literally the worst timeline. No wonder this girl has such social anxiety.
Upscale or not, 1080p has higher bitrate.
o shit
Who knows what the rest of the world looks like.
Then shouldn't she be Thotca Luckythar
The bigger the screen space, the more glorious Sotoka's forehead will look.
I will liquefy Bocchi.
God, Bocchi is so SHIT
I want to liquefy Bocchi's assets.
I will mechanise Bocchi.
They all look older than their age.
I will roboticize bocchi
Hot
Robocchi.
Why is Nako so shit?
She ruined the whole episode!
>When did TL notes become taboo?
When fansubbers stopped putting in efforect
why are you a shit?
Imagine confessing to Bocchi, making her fall in love for you, acting like a perfect shoujo manga boyfriend and making her constantly pass out from happines. Then after a few days you tell her that it was just a prank and you actually hate her, imagine her reaction.
I want to brush that hair.
I will sodomize Bocchi.
>imagine her reaction.
I read that as imagine her erection.
Only Super Strong Bocchi has that.
picked up
How old were the colors? Just a year under Bocchi?
>Bocchi is not for lew-
If she isn't for lewd, why does she wear thigh highs in bed, huh?
Nobody knows
It gets cold.
because her girlfriend Nako likes it
My experience with 2D little girls says they're 7, but no age was ever officially confirmed.
Looks soft and gropeable.
isn't most ass soft and gropeable?
So many fun moments in this episode.
She even runs like a loser
You're looking cool, Aru.
what does she mean by this?
Eating her vomit
That's gross, user.
Turkmenistan
Does bocchi have a strong gag reflex
You can't say you truly love a girl if you aren't willing to eat everything that comes out of her body.
Need a mein kampf edit
she tries HER BEST
She's pretty much a liquidlike entity already, like tar or something.
Or maybe the background artists were just being cheap and lazy.
bocchi is 90% tears
programming socks
You mean her boyfriend Nako.
This, Bocchi always remembers to wear her socks while she studies programming.
Would eat her vomibocchi
And 10% vomit.
I bet she stinks. Like SPICY stink.
Guys I wasn't expecting this to become a ninja show, I can't believe Bocchi is a ninja.
It's impressive how you managed to misinterpret three completely different handlings of the same subject matter. You'd think that by blind luck you'd at least be able to understand one of them.
Your keyboard seems defective so let me help you out, watamote
And I heavily encourage you to go with the second option
>it's impressive how [RANDOM WORDS MASHED TOGETHER] them.
Ease up on the philosophy fuck wad and tell me in clear terms what you're trying to say.
Imagine the stink of Olivia and Sotoka in the same room together.
BASUTA WORUFU!!
>Watamote: I admit it... I am a dork!
>Fat user otaku: *heavy breathing* I ... am also a d-dork!
>Skinny fat otaku: I ALSO BE ONE!
>gay otaku: I am also one!
>more and more retarded otakus: I AM ONE! YES, I AM ALSO DORKY! I AM ALSO A DORK!
too big for any uniforms
You word no understand, need back school. Stop posting internet watching anime. (You) here.
Keeps me going
>falling for such weak bait
Real ninja would never do that.
Did this ep feel cheap to anyone? Or is it just me having watched something really good just two days ago?
Why does Nako look so stoned?
The latter is the most effective
the show has a layer of quality, although closeups tend to look nice
I need Bocchi to train me in the art of the ninja.
>watches Naruto once
MOM CAN WE GO TO JAPAN
"Everybody called me unfortunate, until I put on then mask."
I will literally pay you to kill yourself
"I used to think my life was a tragedy but now I realize it's a comedy"
S N E A K Y B O C C
"I used to think my life was unfortunate but now I realize it's zannen"
ESL get out
Who you callin "loser"!?
Oh the ironing
flex a cep and ask her out, but then again im not autistic like you guys
*My friends and I
Ask Nako out in front of her
XD
WHAT THE FUCK this is SO fucked up!
I'm motivated to breed Aru-chan
aru-chan is so cute