Megumin x Kazuma is the true pairing of Konosuba and inevitable endgame

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Who else is even interested in him? Yunyun? Eris?

this cuck

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It's not like that thing ever even had a chance.

Why would you care what a useless retard thinks about you?

Wouldn't she like getting cucked?

yes, thats why its a happy ending for everyone

He just wants an excuse to make another thread.

Nobody denies it.
Everyone knows that the author planned it from the start.
"Aquafags" pretend to deny it just so they have an excuse to image dump.

Yunyun is my waifu, but Megumin is cute too

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Id do the same honestly

These two are gonna kill me

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I want these hoodies

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I'd wear them unironically, unless people know the characters they look like simple hoodies

Nah, she actually tries to rape Kazuma. Also I've just finished vol 9 but it dies seem like she's dialed back the masochism a bit. At one point during vol 8 she participates in a beauty pageant Kazuma organizes and just about murders the audience when they yell at her to strip

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yes in the webnovel kazuma is with megumeme and darkness together

Actually they were going to fuck in vol 7. Kazuma blew it though by commenting on her six pack.

I think it’s funny because later in the series when he marries Aqua all you megufags are going to be on suicide watch and me and other Aqua fans are going to be waiting here to tell you we told you so. Enjoy your thread because we already know the endgame.

>we already know the endgame
DONT SPOIL IT THEN, I HAVENT WATCHED THE MOVIE

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Good one, user

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>Megufag doesn’t address my points but instead resorts to brushing it off as a joke so he doesn’t have to confront a post he knows he can’t debunk but his pride is on the line so he tries anyway.
It’s always sad watching megukeks try to engage in intelligent conversation but fail and as an intellectual being from the outside looking in it reminds me of a deer after being shot squirming on the ground not knowing what to do. That’s megukeks.

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>my points
What points exactly? Your headcanon are not points

Reminder that we are just announcement close from hearing Aqua's voice to performing those lines and much more.

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Aquas seiyuu sucks dicks for publicity and better roles

>look like simple hoodies
No they don't
but who cares you are probably autistic

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(You)

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Still not an argument, aquatard

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Ok

remember when aquafags shitposted for weeks how the last volume would be her time to shine because she was on the cover but she turned out to barely be in it? good times.

The only one that might remotely pass for a normal hoodie is the Aqua one, and even then the shitty fabric that's always used to make anime goods would still make it look like cosplay clothing even to someone who doesn't know what it's from.

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Well, she will definitely have to perform good slurping noises in this role.

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Hey aquafag! this is not Re:Zero again
stop ruining the thread
Siblings don't fuck each other

>everyone who posts Aqua is an Aquafag
Besides, Aqua is Kazuma's pet

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The Konosuba threads are good until aquafags pop up
Curse Makoto Uezu and Kikuta

Personally I like Aqua, mainly because of how she either shatters people's expectations of her or exceeds them at seemingly the most unlikely of moments like when she saves the fortress in vol 9 with her construction skills and knowledge.

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If you don't appreciate every Konosuba you're not living your life correctly

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Good for you user

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Why Megumim is holding and squeezing Aqua's boobs?

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We need some more of tentacle love for Konosubas?

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he doesn't even see her as a women it's stated so many times

are you shitting me meguminpleb

they're together
they are fuckin dating

>he doesn’t see her as a woman
If you are referring to kazuma calling her a loli, he stopped doing that some time ago. And on the few occasions he says that, its to bulli her a bit

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>he doesn't even see her as a women
dumb animeonly poster

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> it's stated so many times
in your dreams

Read the light novels

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Megumin has breast envy

How about you all stop throwing dirt at each other and listen to a comfy song?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKkF9LT0O-M

youtube.com/watch?v=knL8-pwBTXA

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aquafags started this sh*t they ruined every thread

Aqua is basically a live grenade with an unpredictable fuse. One moment she'll be MVP and then some time later she'll end up coming close to accidentally killing the entire party by doing something incredibly stupid like trying to cook puffer fish for dinner without having the necessary training or experience to do so.

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> sh*t
Afraid of mommy catching you saying bad words on the internet?

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>Konosuba romance

yes

>now a 24/7 general
Can we please not do this? Too much of a good thing *is* a thing. Just keep it to mondays.

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Yeah and it's actually really good.

>Why the waifuplebs
you have it wrong user, waifufags want the girls for themselves. Shipper-fags are the retards who make the crack ships.

darkness getting cucked by megumin is the ultimate darkness x Kazuma ship.

Mondays are for Megumin alone, and while i agree they are comfy threads these threads where everyone throw dirt at you are better

Wiz best girl

shit taste

Who did start these thread again?

Aquafags still denies it because they think Vol 15 is a hint that autor-san will pair Kazuma with aqua at the last sec, despising all the volumes he developed Kazumim (4-15)
their tears will be delicious

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God I want to marry this spaz

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She is a good girl

is she wearing panties?

no need

It's summertime and she's in her own garden
Draw your own conclusions

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OP is not degrading other characters nor lying, he is stating facts.

>Aqua is more like a pet dog than anything.

Can we just have a regular konsuba thread without the fucking shipping wars? Seriously if i had a dime every time I see this title thread get made...

Every KS thread ends up in a waifu war sooner or later anyway.

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this show is like crack
I just finished season 2 and I feel like rewatching it all again. I need 100 episodes of this. Probably the funniest anime I've seen other than Gintama.

Well there’s no war for one thing because the best girl won.

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It is one of the best isekai out there after all
I recommed readig the LN if you are interested

This
Aqua has all the traits for a pet

Why didn’t Kazuma fuck Aqua when they slept on the haystack together. She was hammered every night and he could have easily done it. Is he gay or something?

Normal people arent rapists, unlike your kind

>implying Aqua wouldn’t be down for it

No, she is the blue ball type of girl. She is all about tease and nothing about actually doing it.
Besides, Kazuma would blew it like he did with Darkness and Megumin

I've watched up to episode 8 of season 1, but I want to switch to the light novel. What chapter should I carry on from?

Its still in the first or second volume, so I would just read it from the beginning. You'll catch up really soon

They’re LNs...
They take like four hours to read. Three if you’re a somewhat competent reader.
Just start from the beginning.

Each season covers two volumes of the LNs. The movie will cover Volume 5
The Destroyer arc is Volume 2

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I highly doubt any girl would want to be raped

What war? This is a one-sided slaughter of the entire Axis church.

Man I'm looking forward to the movie. Volume 5 is one of my favourites.

vol 5 is godtier, followed closely by vol 9

I second this

>Aquatards start a discussion with baseless arguments
>user demands arguments
>"Ok"
Aquatards in a nutshell

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Iris only purpose is to get NTRd, just like Darkness

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>image was just uploaded to the leddit sub
>immediatly posted here
OH NO NO NO NO

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Go back to the discord, you tranny

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>people who go reddit accusing people of going on reddit
Uhhhhh

U No? Uno?

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I want to play board games with Megumin, even if she cheats on them. She seems to be a nice girl to hang around with and cuddle with

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But kazuma is married to darkness and knocked her up.
That's at least what the father knows
His head would be on the chopping block if after 9 months she didn't pop out a baby.

The father knows it was all a lie
In fact, he has barely any political power now, Darkness it the one that controls everything around Axel now

Can't you stop trying to pair every girl with the MC?

How new?

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The real question is why anyone cares about parings at all in Konosuba.
It's not a romance and any romance in there sucks.

>and any romance in there sucks
Thats where you are wrong, kiddo

101 reasons why Megumin is great!
1. she is very, very, very cute
2. her explosions put any conventional weaponry we have to shame
3. can be identified by her silhouette alone
4. can be identified by her color palette alone
5. has a name that is cute and fun to say
6. very dedicated to her passions and doesn't give up
7. is not afraid to have great ambitions
8. doesn't care what people think of her and dictates her own life
9. is well educated and did very well in school
10. brain is so powerful it robs her chest of nutrients
11. has confidence in herself
12. is a magical prodigy and modified a high-tier spell at the age of eight
13. full of personality and energy
14. her poses are really striking and cool looking
15. can deliver bombastic chants with total conviction
16. is proud of her culture and heritage
17. is not genuinely delusional and is actually quite self aware
18. will not put up with those who speaks ill of her or her comrades
19. was willing to sacrifice her explosion magic for the sake of the party
20. was able to run a thieving guild and fan club herself
21. grew up dirt poor but still managed to get ahead of her wealthier and bustier peers
22. helped keep her family fed during hard times
23. has a very pleasant sounding voice
24. speaks in an older dialect of japanese which is more formal and cool sounding
25. can dish out solid banter
26. is fun to (harmlessly and wholesomely) bully
27. feminine hips and a cute butt
28. perfect budding breasts which will never sag
29. tight waist with a firm midriff
30. asymmetrical zettai ryouiki
31. very petite while still having attractive proportions
32. pattable head with hair made for ruffling
33. invigorates the imagination
34. lightweight and very easy to carry
35. genetically engineered for perfection and will age very gracefully
36. probably also genetically engineered to smell and taste very nice
37. is the absolute zenith of cutelewd

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38. has red eyes which are exotic and cool
39. eyes literally light up when she gets excited
40. has a unique and cute haircut
41. dominant crimson genes ensure your children will be smart and powerful
42. bathes daily so she's always clean and silky smooth
43. has a big pointy hat with a face on it
44. black panties with bows which is the sexiest possible design
45. wears cute and innocent pink pajamas
46. has an adorable winter parka
47. looks great in a black sundress
48. has a very sexy homemade thief outfit
49. can instantly transform from dork to archmage by donning her hat and cape
50. is very financially sensible and always keeps discount coupons for later use
51. doesn't cost a lot to support and doesn't want or expect a lot of expensive things
52. you can feel her heartbeat through her small chest if you hug her tightly
53. is straightforward and honest with her feelings
54. cannot be defined by any single -dere archetype
55. is good at taking care of both kids and pets
56. would make a great mother
57. her cute cat, Chomusuke
58. her cute sister, Komekko
59. her cute friend, Yunyun
60. her hot mom, Yuiyui
61. knows that tough love is the best way to fix Yunyun
62. can appreciate how cool giant mecha are
63. can appreciate the beauty of a shooting star

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64. is excellent at naming things
65. is good at playing chess
66. likes reading books
67. can make her own clothing
68. is good at gardening
69. can win any duel with her superior intellect
70. she is the hot pot governor
71. can catch a crayfish with her bare hands
72. is skilled at inspecting magical artifacts
73. understands that the crust is the best part of the bread
74. isn't a boring moralfag
75. can craft a brilliant and devilish scheme
76. can appreciate a good dick joke
77. understands that magic and wizardy is an art form
78. knows when to be a crazy chuuni and when to be reasonable
79. knows when to be innocent and when to be lewd
80. won't punch you into the stratosphere over a naughty joke
81. won't immediately blame you for a misunderstanding
82. has a go-getter attitude and takes what she wants
83. sends money back home to support her family
84. in good physical shape because she goes for long walks every single day
85. keeps you in good physical shape because you get to walk her back home
86. makes funny noises when her mana depletes
87. can sing a cute ending theme
88. can win a rap battle
89. loves being princess carried
90. coming home to her sweet embrace after a hard day of adventuring
91. she wakes me up in the morning
92. her anime is really funny
93. her vanilla doujins are erotic yet wholesome
94. her novel is really funny and cute
95. her manga is cute and funny
96. her movie will be great
97. has more Demon General kills than anyone else in the world
98. succeeded at her goal to become the ultimate practitioner of explosion magic
99. will always be loyal to her lover
100. she warms my heart when nothing else will
101. EXPLOSION!

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She is the perfect girl

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Stop posting this or your mother will die in her sleep

So this is what a miracle of the universe is like.

yes, the only downside she has is that she is not real.

She also taught the Axis cultists scamming tricks for food. Bad girl!

She had to survive, okay?

>That obsessed even as a kid
There really was no hope for him, was there?

Another MOVIE SPOILER
Kazuma in the background again...

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dude, i just posted that image

Kazuma should catch'em all, if you know what i mean.

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You'll never defeat Yuufag.

where's the next character popularity poll?
i want to see best girl Megumim winning with 95% of the votes again and getting another 3 spin-off while aquafags and darknessfags get none and cry

Still haven't gotten around to watching season 2, is it even any good? I keep hearing that it's strictly worse than season 1.

stop posting this shit

depending on who's your fav character, if its Darkness then youll enjoy it.
S2 is good in many aspects to S1, but it gets pretty boring in the first arc

Link me Megu x kazu fanfics.

fanfiction.net/s/12903906/1/God-s-Blessings-on-this-IRL-World
Best Kazumin fanic by far.
The first chapter is a bit lackluster, but the next ones are amazing

Thanks man I'll be sure to save it.

>it dies seem like she's dialed back the masochism a bit. At one point during vol 8 she participates in a beauty pageant Kazuma organizes and just about murders the audience when they yell at her to strip

Every super M has a super S waiting for a switch to be flipped.

>Siblings don't fuck each other

how long have you been watching anime

enough time to understand that this doesn't fuckin happen

Even better, an official short.
mangadex.org/chapter/568006

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oh my brother. thank you!

source? I lost the other thread.
dont suggest reverse search, doesn't work on hentai

Darkess is almost as good but neglected. Megumeme was always favored.

The meguicha doujins are the best piece of MeguxKazu you can find.

Who is this cute wizard girl?
I want to impregnate her, but first I'll watch her animation

Waga na wa Megumin!
Im the greatest genious of the Crimson Demon Clan, and the user of the most destructive spell: EXPLOSION!

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yep, but akatsuki probably decided since he began the ln how the characters relationships was gonna develop.

>No Darkness version
perfect, she is probably happy that she even got cucked out of the box art

I think Aqua and Megumin should go out with each other.

even the Yunyun x Megu ship sounds better in comparison to that shitty shipping

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I think you have a horrid taste in shipping

what volume was this one from?

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Tummies > titties

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my priorities
bum > Hips/thighs = face > tummy > tiddys > hight

>headcanon.dll

Cringe and fagpilled.

Either 12 or 11, I want to say

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