How the hell did he revive corpses? [Zombie Land]
You've seen zombie movies, right?
the answer is semen
Who knows
He used Xu Fu’s magical elixir
That’s what did the trick sir
True sir, true
>sweeny todd references
What universe did I just shift into?
You didn't shift, you were there in the first place.
Its a comedy, it doesn't need an explanation for the zombies. Most good sci fi or horror don't give you an explanation either.
Because they're cute.
>Yugiri, Heaven bless you. You were a good hooer. You serviced me like no other hooer ever did: not only my crank, but my heart. And... I'm gonna miss you.
Why do you need to know? Planning to raid a graveyard?
Yes, so what?
Necromancy
I gotta wonder how Xu Fu is able to find and switch out bodies before they can be cremated.
He's old. He has connections.
I hope the baka zonbis find love and acceptance for who and what they are.
Well ... Kotaro accepts them. He even loves Sakura, but he's too stupid to tell her.
"a little bit of this, a litttle bit of that" I believe was the explanation given
The power of friendship
>that feeling when no s2
bad feelio
Why so impatient? It's only been half a year.
Do you think we'll get one? I doubt it personally.
>japs cremate 99% of the dead
>somehow those 6 girls and 1 boy weren't
Yuugiri is pre-war by 60 years
wow, I guess ZLS isn't realistic after all
Not really, Yugiri was from Edo period, meaning cremation wasn't a thing back then, and Junko died from plane crash.
It was the most successful show in sales last autum. By far. They've chosen to include teasers for a second season in the last two episodes. And they keep on putting out merchandise and live events. So, yes, we'll get one.
>Yugiri was from Edo period
Meishi, not Edo.
I want to taste Saki's juices ... erm ... juice.
Halve Edo halve Meiji but yes her death was during the latter period.
she'll taste like salty spoiled fish
Not really, but do you know where Saki's graveyard is?
Can't cremate what's been stolen.
>Ara ara~, you wouldn't want a 150 year old lady like me would you
Salty - yes.
Spoiled - definitely.
I don't think the fish part makes sense though.
Shouldn't for at least three of them quite quite a public commotion, that their corpses/body parts were stolen?
think harder
Paid off the crematorium workers. Can't identify ash.
Paid off the crematorium workers. Can't identify ash.
>Can't identify ash.
I can confirm that. Identifying an oak or a larch is pretty easy. But I always struggle identifying an ash.
would you a cute shota zoombie?
No. He's a child.
>He
Umm, no that's a she. Please use preferred pronouns, bigot.
Shut up, troll.
If he were trans I'd be bashing him right now. That's proof enough that he is not the western sickness known as 'trans'.
Lily isn't a shota, Lily is Lily damon
>Lily damon
Zombie, not demon.
They have each other, which is all a bunch of gay zombies need
They aren't gay. One of them even is depressed!
Well most of them are both gay and homosexual
>hfw she sees me hard
Those two stand out as particularly unhappy (thus not gay). And even if they should happen to be homosexual, they still couldn't stand one another.
Just look at how gay they are together user.
Yuugiri is no Ara ara girl.
She said in the whole anime only one time Ara and it wasn't meant to be seductive at all.
That's the magic of fanart. It's been a while since you watched an actual episode with them, hasn't it?
>ゾンビランドサガSAGA.3 特典CD(ヨミガエレ、FLAGをはためかせろ!、目覚めRETURNER(Electric Returner))／フランシュシュ(本渡楓、田野アサミ、種田梨沙、河瀬茉希、衣川里佳、田中美海)[320K]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Zombie Yunyun is my favorite girl.
>フランシュシュ(本渡楓、田野アサミ、種田梨沙、河瀬茉希、衣川里佳、田中美海)
Why do they always omit Tae? She's an integral part of the group, dammit!
>Zombie Yunyun
Wu?
>1 boy
?
she doesn't sing so she isn't counted but she dances better than the rest of the group
yeah they also miscounted what with there being 7 girls
Sakura is the cutest and most talented idol in the whole world!
Yes, Inui-kun, we know. Now go tell her.
リリィも〜！
IT SAKURA TIME
WAAAAAAAAAAA...
youtu.be
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
What is it?
>SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
Don't get your hopes up. It's only 公式Twitterフォロワー10万人突破記念.
Something about 100000 twitter followers.
They're pretty damn gay in official art too
Oh my god, it's happening.
SEASON TWO WAS JUST ANNOUNCED LIVE ON STREAM
youtube.com
Eh wots dis
Gotta find some way to squeeze out the dosh from yurifags.
kek, that Lily.
Well yes, when your characters are this gay, fans of such things tend to like it.
Nothing about that is even remotely yuri. You're just seeing what you want to see.
I don't think we're watching the same stream.
They're all over each other, user. No straight zombie would ever do this.
Would a gay love cock this much?
Also yurifags are some of the most delusional people on the planet. Girls casually talking to each other is love to you idiots.
Movie?
Official art doesn't really express their real relationship though. Pic related.
Ai is paired with Junkers on the DVD covers because of their numbers.
1 and 2, 3 and 4 and 5 and 6. Tae usually is slapped either to the first 2 or last two. Putting her in the middle doesn't make sense.
I see the goggles are still working as usual.
>no Sakura-chan in stream
Dropped
The tv version is better.
So .. we get some of the seiyuu feigning interest over some follower-number-chart and now they're playing some kind of quiz ...
Meh. Could be less interesting, I guess.
they're the same dudes who think waitresses smiling at them means that they're interested in them
That art just proves they're all gay and the pairings are interchangeable, obviously.
they are gonna announce season 2 in the live stream
YAKITORI ICHIBAN
TORI MESHI NIBAN
>Tae with a hat
Cute!
>That art just proves they're all gay and the pairings are interchangeable, obviously.
>Putting her in the middle doesn't make sense.
Tae makes sense no matter where you put her!
The chicken ad song they just did was cute.
I guess these were the 4 seiyuu who weren't doing anything else.
Excuse you! Tae is the most important member of the group and she doesn't even sing!
>Meh.
Okay, I take all of that back: They just danced to the Drive-In Tori song!
I'm salty that there is no chat
>Tae is the most important member of the group
Which is why I just said that she makes sense anywhere. I don't think we have an actual disagreement.
Oh i misread what you said
Nevermind then!
Walküre Sakura!!
Pouty Sakura!!
ᵠᵘᶦᵉᵗ ˢᵃᵏᵘʳᵃᵎᵎ
Gay Sakura!!
don't pretend to be retarded, you know what I mean
Warring Sakura!!
>Walküre Sakura
?
Sakura is very gay!!
there are no boys in Franchouchou, I don't know what you're talking about
Forgot my pic!!
based
Meido Sakura!!
The gayest!!
>no boys
Kotaro, Policeman, Fat Fan, Tall Fan, Takeo, Dive-In-Tori-Guy, those stupid rappers, Romero, Masao.
The boys were practically the most important characters.
maybe read the post you replied to again
I want a Valkyrie Sakura now.
One of them is in Franchouchou itself. Two (Kotaro and Romero) are part of their permanent crew.
The rest are honorary members.
Cure Sakura!!
A person called Masao does not exist, user.
Cardcaptor Sakura!!
>A person called Masao does not exist
Actually, there exist multiple people called Masao. Here, I'm of course talking about the manliest of all: Go Masao.
Sailor Venus Sakura!!
Lily identifies as a girl so she is one!
>the manliest of all: Go Masao
There's nobody with this name in the show, user. You're seeing things.
wtf are we watching boys what is the graph for
Look at these cute gay zombies.
Doesn't fit her at all. Saki is Venus.
(Still no idea who'd be a sensible Sailor Moon counterpart to Sakura. I might just default to requesting her with Beryll, because of the shared colour scheme. Suggestions?)
That's now how biological sex works.
>Lily identifies as a girl
He doesn't. Stop forcing your stereotypes on him.
And stop shitting up this thread with the same post over and over again.
>he
PEW PEWPEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
They are really padding out that lifestream they're doing. Wonder why. They could just get it over with.
Live version of the zombie rap coming up now, I think. That one was fun at least.
By the way: I forgot how stupid Hondo Kaede looked in that wig.
And fat. She makes that host in the background look /fit/.
Please don't call my wife's voice fat.
I thought it looked cute.
GABU GABU Sakura!!
>Please don't call my wife's voice fat.
But she is fat. And that's not even a bad thing. It suits her.
As for the stream: Aiaan Frill stuff now. Who even cares about them?
Lily's shrimp is thiiiiiiiis big!
HANABI~!!
It's zombie I ain't explaining shit
Wa~
I like Tae. I hope we get to see more of her antics in Season 2.
>Saki-chan, kirai!!
how is that allowed on youtube
FASTER
>how is that allowed on youtube
How is what allowed? That crazy dance guy? That's basically what Youtube always was about!
im here for cute zombie seiyuus not naked balding old man :(
Because it is.
shut the fuck up Pedantic Romantic
Well, it's about their Twitter milestones. And Twitter's userbase liked the naked balding old man.
The rap battle is the best song from the show
>best song from the show
It's not even a proper song. It's an argument that Kotaro's beatboxing to.
Doyansu Body Sakura!!
This Lily needs a hug.
Yamcha Sakura!!
Ara ara isn't meant to be seductive in the first place, only insufferable degenerates find it that way.
OH SHIT
HONDO KAEDE-CHAN IS HERE
I didn't quite catch it: Where did they drag her away from and for what purpose?
But she's already there. Unless Sakura-chan got some extreme training.
ARIGATO GOZAIMASU SHITA
And that's it. They're saying "Thanks" and advertising the BlurRay and Live Concert.
Well ... as expected, it was just about Twitter.
I want a Sakura with cropped hair. That would be cute.
Sauce on this?
Post official couples
>Post official couples
You first.
I did, silly!
You might want to look up the words you use in your posts.
Do /u/ really try to leave their shit on any idol anime out there?
What do you think?
Yes.
That's clearly Ai dressed up as the necroducer. I can't believe you fell for that, user.
>thisiscanonbtw.png
I'm not a /u/fag, but ... no, this is not canon either. Just Junko's headcanon.
Hey, blame the idol show makers for making gay shows.
I don't even like Sakura that much but this is ADORABLE
>It's not even a proper song
ZLS threads were deader than dead on /u/, like 20 posts in 2 months and some were just telling them to fuck off and stop bumping it with just bump posts. There's probably like 3 posters that spam their delusional ships here.
Reminder that JunAi is LITERALLY pure love.
The seemingly timid one actually being dominant is always the greatest
>There's probably like 3 posters that spam their delusional ships here.
Well, it's the wrong board.
I also think that some of them aren't actual Yurifags but just spam that shit to derail threads, ever since the Junkotroll confessed to posting this yurishit. They even use that same stupid made-up "canon argument".
Sadly, the moderators don't really seem to care about yuri-spam in these threads.
>Reminder that JunAi is LITERALLY pure love.
reminder that /u/ latched on to the two worst characters in the show and are still literally SEETHING that their sick delusions were denied for the entire show.
>denied
They had an entire two-parter dedicated to them resolving their differences and becoming even closer than before as professionals and as people. I don't see what there is to be disappointed about. If anything, the shipping and fanart became even more prevalent towards the end of the show.
>Reminder that JunAi is LITERALLY pure love.
Reminder that SakiSakura is LITERALLY high priority cherry.
Reminder that TakeoAi is LITERALLY big man love.
Reminder that MasaoTatsumi is LITERALLY rigtheous man moth.
So ... what's your point?
>becoming even closer
They didn't "become closer". And the "even" would imply they were close before - they weren't.
Have you even watched the show?
The point is that their love is pure
>resolving professional differences and growing as people means they're totally fucking left and right now
Yurifags everyone.
>Have you even watched the show?
Of course! I'm not convinced you did, though.
What would sex with the zombies be like?
>The point is that their love is pure
So the love between Ai and Takeo is one for a huge man?
The love between Ai and Kotaro is a love for moths?
The love between Ai and Lily is a righteous love?
You know, it's hardly a clever pun when it works with practically everything and everyone.
Why are there no mods for zombie games yet? Is it because people don't want to kill cute zombie girls?
Cold, and it would smell like rotten flesh
>The love between Ai and Lily is a righteous love
Not the most conventional ship but if that's what you're into then I'm not gonna judge.
The thumbnail looks like they are fused together.
What's the most effective way of warming up a dead body for hugging?
What Eras are all the girls from?
Watch the show before posting here.
You can't
Maybe a hot spring could work
>if that's what you're into
No, retard. It's not about what anyone is into. You're the one claiming that the Ai/Junko pairing must be canon because the wordplay makes sense. So, if you're consistent on that line of thought, you must also claim that all other pairings with such puns be canon.
Why not hug them to warm them up? I want to snuggle with Sakura to keep her warm and comfy.
They would rot faster and their skin would peel off and float around in the water but yes, that would warm them up
>I want to snuggle with Sakura to keep her warm and comfy.
Just do it already, Inui-kun.
I did. Saki is from like the 70s or early 80s.
I can't get a pinpoint on where Junko is from.
Ai is from like the early 2000s?
Lily is 90s maybe
Yugi is from early 1900s
I don't know what era Tae would be though maybe she's the oldest zombie
But they were just fine in the Onsen.
>But they were just fine in the Onsen.
Because they're not dead anymore. They've stopped rotting altogether.
I wasn't aware any of the other names formed pure love
>Would you molest the loli (male) whose dad could literally rip you in half?
They don't, retard. But nothing makes "pure love" more canonical than "cherry love" or "prior moth".
>could literally rip you in half
He couldn't. Saki would protect me!
(Of course, I would never even want to touch Lily to begin with. He's pure.)
I heard if you add some bonito to the onsen you can make some good broth
>you can make some good brothel
finished that word for you.
Pure love is an age-old euphenism for yuri, user. You can't be this new.
Patrician ship.
They have the cutest jammies too
>age-old
For maybe like 5 - 6 years or so. I saw people calling broxsis incest the purest form of love before I saw anyone associating it with yuri.
And with no incest in this show, the meaning should be obvious
There's no yuri in the show either, brainlet.
Dry and room temperature. And if it's with Sakura, she'd accidentally break your dick.
Imagine being this wrong
Junko's a cute nineteen year old old lady.
With a world class voice
Fat egg.
well, these are world's better than the dumpster fires found in episode 8 and 9 songs
I hate his smug face.
Is it gay to want to taste Masao/Lily's juice?
Isn't it weird that yurifags seems to magically ignored the fact that Kotaro was the one that dragged Junko out of her slump and any interaction between Ai and Junko was extremely rare after the concert.
Lily is a biological male, regardless of his penis being removed or not!
Well there are always other pairings if you take issue with that particular one
I forgot, is Shrimpy a male or no?
Can we please get some mod in here to clean up that mess? This is the literal definition of flooding a thread to death.
>yurifags
>using logic.
This doesn't add up.
He had a dick at one point.
Not like anyone else has anything worthwhile to talk about, as with every single zombie thread.
>He had a dick at one point.
Well, even if he doesn't anymore (Kotaro might have kept it for safety reasons) ... he's still male. Genitals don't change your chromosome set.
I was agreeing with you on that.
Shrimpy is a girl (male). Masao is her (discarded/given up/thrown away) name.
Is this actually yuri?
We talked about stuff before this spamming started. But it's kinda hard to have some serious discussions when these yurishitters force their shit.
Look at this thread: A third of the posts are them wasting posts.
Not very. Not even in a SoL kind of way since the comedy and what little idol drama there is takes the front seat.
Depending on how exactly you translate リリィ が捨て た名前.
Absolutely.
Not really. There's character interactions that can be interpreted as such, but insofar as any of it being blatant? No.
>Is this actually yuri?
No. There is no yuri of any kind in this show.
It's just /u/fags going crazy once again.
And I sincerely hope there never will be any yuri in it, or those retards will never stay quiet about it. In fact, what we desperately need is them all being confirmed hetero and Masao stating that he's male and doesn't want to be a girl.
>what we desperately need is them all being confirmed hetero and Masao stating that he's male
Have fun waiting for that
This line can in no way be read as him being male or female. It's about not using a name anymore.
Fuck off with your lacking language skills.
Well we can try talking about something then. Like how Ai and Junko are carrying the group hard with their talent.
Fuck off, Junkotroll.
I thought you wanted a discussion.
There's nothing to discuss about your cheap bait.
Not with that attitude
I like Inui-kun. I like how all his efforts were just for one person. I like how he doesn't expect to gain anything from his actions outside of one person's happiness. I like that he hides his real self, so as not to complicate his one person's afterlife. I like how he puts on a front so that he can further seperate himself. I like how he can be awkward yet straightforward at the same time. I like how you get one image of him at the start of the show, but slowly get to see more of his sides as the show goes on. I just like Inui-kun.
That sounds pretty gay
Yeah, I largely agree with you. Yet, we should not forget that he did not ask any of the girls whether they wanted to partake in his project of making Sakura happy. Especially because that meant reviving them as zombies and now keeping them as slaves.
I also don't quite agree that he doesn't expact to gain anything: I'm pretty sure he does have some hope to one day get together with Sakura.
Post upgraded Sakuras.
You can't really upgrade perfection.
>upgraded
?
You can, by combining it with more perfection
There's a reason why 'doyansu body' is a tag on Pixiv now.
You know, better outfits and haircuts
ＤＯＹＡＮＳＵ ＢＯＤＹ
Would a sweet girl like Sakura really be totally oblivious to a former classmate/friend/whatever-he-is who suffered from her death?
Actually really cute.
How about this outfit? Easter is over, after all.
With an extra Saki, because Saki.
She would be if he's become even more autistic since then, both from losing her and so she won't recognize him now that she's back.
>Would [...] Sakura really be totally oblivious
Yes. Being oblivoius about things is basically her main character trait.
They're pretty cute together
>Would a sweet girl like Sakura really be totally oblivious to
Like she would a truck.
Even the show ships them, SakixSaku is canon!
Delete that.
As good as married already
I love how this artist does their dead sunken eyes.
Yes, he's a child.
>he
I love you.
A manly he.
>making a wholesome mother-daughter (male) relationship romantic
Disgusting.
>romantic
That pic doesn't look very romantic to me, user. Maybe it's your own mind that turns it into something it shouldn't be.
Voodoo
That one wasn't but this definitely is
Why did you post it then?
>Tch!
I want to hug these cold lively corpses and stick some things where they normally could not be stuck
Please treat them with respect.
Because it's cute and gay
The artist keeps it very wholesome.
>tfw no surprise beach OVA with the third bd.
Should the beach visit be in the day or at night, for maximum humor?
We've head an onsen episode.
The obligatory beach episode will be season 2 stuff.
And season 3 ... well ... a sauna in Finland when they're on their world tour!?
WHERE THE FUCK IS SEASON 2
>WHERE THE FUCK IS SEASON 2
Don't know. Where have you last seen it? Your workplace, maybe? Have you looked in the hallway? Maybe you've lost it the last time you went outside. Try following the paths you usually take and keep your eyes open.
Both.
Start during daytime with makeup cause they are there for some event but they can't swim because the seawater will mess up the makeup.
Have them come back at nighttime without makeup to go for a swim.
>the seawater will mess up the makeup
That's what shoe lacquer is for.
Can you PLEASE stop spamming your shit all over the thread. How many posts in this one are from you alone?
But they're so cute together
Can you guys stop posting gay images of junko? That's my grandma.
Your grandma has a cute girlfriend
PLEASE! You are ruining the thread for everyone else. Is that what you're trying to do?
I know that the mods don't care, but can't you mke your own thread for those two characters instead of hijacking one where others want to actually talk about stuff? You are wasting posts on something that no one but you wants to see.
My grandma is fucking straight like the 80s.
>others want to actually talk about stuff
I've yet to see anything intelligent discussed in this thread
I guess she turned to girls in her later years
>I've yet to see anything intelligent discussed in this thread
Maybe stop spamming and pay attention. And even if you don't like what other people discuss, that doesn't give you the right to shut them down with your shitposting. Do you at least admit that you are doing this to actively ruin the thread?
Feel free to discuss if that's what you reall want to do, there's nothing stopping you.
>you are doing this to actively ruin the thread
Of course not. I'm trying to improve the thread by posting actual content instead of meaningless nonsense.
>actual content
That's not content. You are running a one-man-show. You are not interacting with anyone and took over this thread, posting loads of fanart unsolicited, and without and relation to this threads initial topic.
Again, if you want a thread for your yuri-pairings, make one. You've posted at least a hundred yuri pics in this thread. And you are pushing it to the bump limit far sooner than it would naturally reach it.
>meaningless nonsense.
We're discussing possibilities for a second season. And we've discussed the livestream that aired earlier today. Meanwhile, you have contributed not a single thing to any discussion, but still call them "meaningless". You are the worst kind of troll.
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't content.
You are spamming the thread to death with it. You are robbing other people of any chance to contribute. You yurifags have already driven away many from these threads. They used to be cozy, nowadays you make them stressfull and always try to trigger people.
Why do you do this?
>We're discussing possibilities for a second season
Not him but let's be real, there is nothing new to be said about this that hasn't been said a million times already. Until we get some actual news (and not a twitter livestream of literally nothing new) these threads are just gonna be the same shit over and over again.
nobody is stopping anyone from contributing
>there is nothing new to be said about this that hasn't been said a million times already.
We can always speculate. There's some fun in that, even if it gets repetitive. I'm not saying these threads are as constructive as they used to be. But if we let shitposters and trolls take over, we won't be able to return to having nice threads without them once we do have entirely new things to discuss.
You are. No one enjoys posting in a thread where every second post is your shit. Again: You don't just take over a thread and fill it up with unrelated pictures. You are eating up posts others could use more productively.
You're playing chess with a pigeon right now dude.
It wil just knock over your pieces, shit on the board and act like it has won.
Best to try to ignore people who troll since they get enjoyment from (you)s.
You could try not making the threads in the first place. There doesn't need to be one up 24/7. That's the sole reason these pseudo-generals always go to shit after all.
>There doesn't need to be one up 24/7.
This thread is the first in about a week. We don't have "generals". Not anymore at least. This one could have been nice.
Just ignore it. It's only here because /u/ doesn't even like them and it's starved for attention.
>posts others could use more productively
I've yet to see a single one.
I know. I think what angers me most is that the mods really don't care about it.
>the first in about a week
And there still isn't anything to talk about. So what changed and suddenly made this thread necessary?
Well the last full versions of the songs came out.
How many full versions of the songs are on iTunes in America?
All songs came out today and the final blu-ray. Comfy stream was pretty fun as well and was nice to see if any new stuff was gonna be announced.
No idea but they're all on youtube but i think they all have some filler music at the end to avoid contend-id.
And yet most people who open this thread won't find out about any of that because all they see being posted is stupid offtopic, offboard /u/ shit.
>offtopic, offboard
Yuri has never been disallowed on Yea Forums
Yuri is for faggots
Rinne Rebirth.
Shouldn't you be all over it, then?
Is this yuri or straight?
Please don't give that shithead a reason to continue with this. As long as he's not proactively spamming, just ignore him.
It's whatever you want it to be
an egg sandwich on fluffy cornflake bread, nice
Egg's cup size should have been the standard, not an exception
It is the standard for this bunch. Ai and Junko are the only chestlets here. And Lily, but she's a twelve year old girl (male) so no shit she's flat.
Yeah but like, apart from Yuugiri, Tae and the obvious exception the other girls are like 3 cup sizes below her. Even Saki.
Everybody's cup size was "the exception". They all have different breasts. Sakura's pretty much in the middle: Third-largest of the six girls, with Saki as fourth filling the other central spot.
I appreciated the variety we got. It'd have been horrible had they all had the same default bodytype.
The best combo set
oh yess, I've been wanting to see more of Ai in that outfit since the official artwork came out
ｇｌｏｖｅ
Lily isn't flat. He has quite a bulge down there.
i wish japanese trucks were real
>Hear bits of this song throughout the series
>Finally hear the full thing in the last episode
Kino.
>Girls go swimming
>Spook nighttime skinny dippers
>Tae takes on a shark
>tfw no mummy gf
Junko is such a lucky granny
Yeah, I can't see Cornflakes wearing a swimsuit like that.
It feels like more than half the artists who make/made fanart of this show only watched episode 6 and the concert at the end of 7.
I want to touch Lily's ________.
lily's masao
Zomboner
Heart. Not physically, emotionally.