How interesting/boring would your anime be

And how badly would the alternate Yea Forums trash it?

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most anons on Yea Forums likely live dull and meaningless lives

>I am the anime
you there's an anime of my life? it would be trash but it might be watchable depending on how it was made
like is it from my point of view or third person?
it would probably be cringy and pathetic

so it would be bocchi in community college but no friends involved and i'm a boy

>POV version
It would kind of enjoyable,since i'm pretty neurotic,mind-fucked,post-nihilist,hard-worker and still thinking about past,generally present,and rarely,future,it would probably get shitposted for being pretentious,but i'm ok with that

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At least you're somewhat optimistic.

This is true

fpbp

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Yea Forums would love to watch me getting bullied at school and failing with girls miserably.

If the protagonist doesn't get a happy ending by the end of the animu then I'm going to be pissed at japan for an eternity

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>Yea Forums watching me go through the "dating my cousin" arc.
I could get a fan or two I guess.

Imagine Endless Eight, but it goes on for 10 years and the setting never goes beyond the MC's house.

it would be welcome to the nhk but with more substance abuse

It would be a pretty good comedy since I'm surrounded by very funny people.

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sounds like your average SoL

pretty much

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Why were you dating your cousin user?

Imagine how unfathomably boring the 4th dimension must be for that to be entertaining to watch.

Anne Happy without cute girls. Probably okay-ish, since people say that they feel better when compared to me.

A whole lot of open ended plot points that will never get resolved. A slow and then rapid drop in quality. Probably gonna be ended prematurely

It would just be like Tanaka's anime but with more of a loser, I don't know if Yea Forums would have any fun with that

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It'd perhaps be similar to pre-yuribait Watamote, only without the appeal of the protagonist being a cute girl.

This
The difference is that we are not cute girls doing cute things,not most of us

Are you okay, user?

nah not really

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Every Yea Forumsnon anime ever is just NHK except Misaki never shows up.

Oh ok, just making sure

What if
>it's user's dull everyday life
>UNTIL something crazy happens
And the universe will make something happen to you. But you don't know what it is. Would you take a chance and go into your animu world?

Isekai anime but it never gets to the isekai part.

Yes, gladly.

>stomach flu

The past few days have been a scene straight out of a scat hentai.

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Okay. You go about your daily life when suddenly there's a school/public shooting! You luckily survive, but just as the incident wraps up you wake up to find that time reset itself. You are stuck in the time loop until you figure out a way to save every person. I'll watch your anime now.

Are you ready to defend the world from evil, user?

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Pretty sure the censors would cut most of it.

>wake up at 4pm
>instantly fap
>stare at my laptop screen for approx. 2hrs
>at 6pm heat up frozen dominos peperoni za, order more if theres none.
>watch anime and play vidya until 2am
>stare at phone screen for approx. 2hrs
>close my eyes and imagine myself with Yui Hirasawa until I fall asleep
>/repeat

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I suppose that's one of my points in favor
Hopefully,but the road to true hapiness is paved of sadness,hate,despair and optimism,and although the world becomes worse i gain knowledge,i will prevail and achieve my wishes,as egoistic as it sounds,that's what i think

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Yea Forums has gathered enough whether fictional or not blogshit stories to have a few interesting stories scattered in there. Perfect for anime.

They're mostly incest though like oral hygiene-bro, ziploc-kun, and shit like that. Or some utterly baffling misanthropes like Bestiality-user.

Could be worse, if you consider each episode takes place a week apart I tend to party a lot on the weekend so that might be fun, but other than that it would be pretty boring.
I'd put this under consideration.

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>Story follows user and his half-sister as they rise from childhood abuse to slowly improve their lives
>Lots of bittersweet moments punctuated by several gut-punches
>Story ends with user and his sister in a far better place than where they start
>The ending is happy, but stained by an underlying sadness
>Despite being in a better place, both are ultimately still broken people on a fundamental level

I'd imagine it would go largely unnoticed by alternate Yea Forums until the latter half of the story.

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12 episode run of me struggling to get by in college and crying

It would be a drunk person simulator, but at least there would be good music.

I've had that happen, then shit just went back to normal the next day. That was the hardest part.

>Bestiality-user
Who's this one again?

This

>time repeat with a school schooting
Sounds like that could be fun if the time loop starts around the shooting, realistically I'd probably try avoiding the situation at first but if I'm forced into the situation I can see it eventually ending up as a Tom and Jerry but with school shooters
What do I get out of it?

You can talk to us user, we won't judge you.

You get to be a magical girl and fight against wicked forces alongside your comrades. And don't worry, there is only slight chance of a violent and painful death.

It's instantaneous in most cases.

>A boring anime where an autistic man blind in one eye goes to his job and earns money so he can spend the days off he has getting drunk and playing MMORPG's in his spare time.

M8 I wouldn't even want to watch that.

don't forget corn fapper

nah dog. appreciate it tho

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In an alternate universe, alternate universes don't exist

>get to be a magical girl
Already sounds interesting enough, where do I sign up?

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Yeah but with infinite possibilities there's at least a few universes were that's considered popular entertainment.

There's a universe where girls watch you at your mundane life and find it relaxing the same way we watch SOL shows.
They probably find it sexy when we fap too.

It will be literally Welcome to the N.H.K., but Yamazaki as main hero and without 3d girls at all.

Yea Forums doesn't really care about sci-fi so they probably wouldn't pay attention to it

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I know I've probably missed a lot. Like that one dude who had a deaf wife.

It's basically Barakamon meets Watamote.

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I'm a chad that had sex with several girls, my anime would probably be a hentai rance style

Like Senko-san, but without Senko.

>daily lives of a wageslave who tried to start a music career
Could be decent if handled well, One thing for sure The MC isn't the best boy and Yea Forums would probably complain on how he doesn't fuck his cute aunt already

>I've had that happen, then shit just went back to normal the next day. That was the hardest part.

Do tell.

The blind date part is most definitely fake but everything else is 10/10 SoL material. In fact, just include the shy waifu as well for the sake of pissing of both Yea Forums and the normalfags when it ends with him not giving a fuck.

I'd watch it.

I participate in a lot of sports tournaments so if they just condense it to that it could be bearable I guess.
But you'd have to be mentally ill to watch the uncut version.

post your soundcloud senpai

We'd all be faceless background characters.

so basically were are all the Tomoko from the first couple episodes of watamote

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Can relate.

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We genuinely liked each other. We never kissed or fucked since we weren't like that, but we did hold hands and cuddled. She left me shortly after because she wanted kids in the future and we both knew this would not go well with our family. She's married to another man now and occasionally my aunts will tell me that her husband and I act similar.

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FINDS

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What if I fall in love with the AU version of my waifu that's real?

HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN

OP's basically asking for a blog, so here's a blog entry.

>work is shitty after having worked there for 4 years
>apply for new job
>code review exercise in interview
>can't answer the questions
>blanking
>stuttering
>one of the interviewers is shaking is head at me, with his face in his hand
>complete the product demo and final interview, and leave
>start looking for other jobs to apply
>what's this.jpg
>get a phone call confirming that I made it passed the interview stage, and they just need to check references (this basically means I have the job)

[arc end]

>have handed in notice at my current job 3 weeks ago
>in final week of last job before starting the new one
>get diagnosed with hernia from lifting
>apply for public funding for hernia surgery
>will I be accepted?
>no.jpg
>how will I get my hernia surgery paid for so I can go back to lifting?

>get insurance through new job
>get surgery in private hospital
>being wheeled into operating theatre is terrifying
>leave a day later after surgery
>come home to my flatmate telling me that he's not renewing the lease, and that I need to find a new place to live
>can't lift anything heavy for the next 6 weeks due to surgery
>dosedt.jpg
TL Note: dosedt means "What will I do?"

I sure hope they're not wasting any money on a subscription to watch my show. It's dull shit.

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>oral hygiene-bro
I like to think this one was real

>ziploc-kun
Who was this?

Don't forget that secret santa usually unveils some weird shit every year. Last year, we found some guy's reviews of his onaholes, including videos of him fucking them

Already a thing.

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>it took this long to post this

Is K**t-** finally dead?

You need to go to her dimension, user.

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Why do you do this?

>I fall in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, I'm gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, I immediately call her, and I'm overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on me as well.
>But, the next day, when I recount the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at me with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, I find out that the girl I called is not the same girl I fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with my own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as we strike up a deal to give each other our darkest, most private secrets in order to equip one another with the weapons we need to conquer the heart of our other selves.
>While we chase our respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as we begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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I HATE IT

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My life is nothing more than sleeping, trying to study, drinking with the few friends I have and talking politics with them, browsing Yea Forums and fapping.

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>Browsing Yea Forums: The Animation
Not even I want to watch my anime.

Because it always finds a way.

Too much drama to be desu

what kind of idiot would watch a series spanning 31 years in which user mostly does nothing notable and regularly masturbates to anime porn when not shitposting on an imageboard?

I'd watch an anime which is nothing but cute NEET girl masturbating to porn.

I'll have Yea Forums know that I have some pretty serious delusions of grandeur, and big plans for the future. It's not unthinkable for me to see myself as a character in a watchable anime, though I might be too old to be the perspective character.

Pretty much this.

Without the Imouto fetish

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I think my life is pretty interesting to live out but it would most definitely not be for someone else to watch.

Probably romantic drama and comfy times where I fuck girls and play games with them.

Literally me.

image those poor sods being flooded with this much SoL, terrifying

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Depends how much it skips around. My day to day life is pretty boring.

To be fair, you'd need to have a very high IQ to understand and appreciate my anime.

Why Robert Zdar tho?

without Miyazaki and Pururin too.

Yamazaki, not Miyazaki, fuck me.

I cucked by own father and had an affair with my step mother for a few years. Worst part is I might be the real father of my kid sister.

It could be made into a nuanced hentai that leaves you feeling empty in more ways than one.

all of you self-defeating faggots need to fuck off back to /r9k/

It will be like Watamote with 8man.

Time skips will focus on the important parts.

I'm feel like I'm going through a OPMesque drawfag powerlevel increase born of my desperation to make something out of my life as everything is falling apart but its probably just an impression so it could be the start of a fun dark comedy
Without hesitation

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all you self-inserting faggots need to go back to /ff.net/