"In other words..."

it can't be helped

Why would you post that, even ironically.

i'm sick of this image

please be truuuue

> >"
underageb& newfags

What if... it can be helped?

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>What a shame

name 1 (one) series that does this

>Kaiser Kaspar was homosexual.

>tilts head
>haaaaa? what are you saying?

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>In the near future, humanity discovered _____, leading to an increase in _____ development. However, a new enemy called _____ appeared, wielding the special power known only as _____, and civilization is now under attack by the mysterious forces of _____! The united _____ government coalition sought out individuals referred to as _____ in order to train them to use their _____ in order to fight _____, creating a special high school called _____. Now, the search is on for the _____, also known as the person who can win the _____ tournament, pilot the _____, and control their _____ powers to fight the _____.

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Machi ore wa tsuki shoujo kawaii desu ka

>he doesn't know what ">" means outside of board culture
underageb& newfag

>b-bakemono!

>character does something fucking stupid
>"eeeeeeehhh???"
>shot from outside
>pans to heaven
I swear I literally fucking cut
my self everytime thishappens it reminds me of time wasting with anime

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>No, it's nothing....

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>why are you saying this all of a sudden?

>eh nandatte?

>'As you know...'

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>Ara-ara

>camera angle randomly changes mid-conversation to show girl's ass

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>eetooooo....

>N-Nani!

>characters says something "deep" (by anime standards)
>"X-kun..."

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>“Even if you say that...”

Literally what do they mean by this?

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>oe oe oe

>owari da

>long conversation
>camera cuts between a bunch unrelated objects in the room

>you need to take responsibility!

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>I wont forgive you

>something mildly unexpected happens
>30 seconds to a full minute of the entire cast reacting by moving their head slightly and grunting

>If you use THAT the consequence will be heavy
>literally 0 consequence

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youtube.com/watch?v=o3Q0aNdLtds

So, this?

>"He doesn't look so tough" - generic dirty thug

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> cannot possibly fail
>fails
>nobody has ever used and lived, it's wild impracticability despite the high reward has made it ineffective and no skilled person will ever try and use it for that reason
>works

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>オレ。。。

>adventurers guild

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>protagonist is considered human garbage because he doesn't have SPECIAL THING
>swears to rise to the top with determination and hard work for his dreams
>akshually! has the most specialest SPECIAL THING ever and he just didn't know
>literally everyone is sucking his dick by the 3rd episode

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I can smell the ironic zoomer autism from here

>mc is considered weak by everyone
>even though he clearly is strongest and never loses

>camera slowly pans over one zoomed still image

Loved her as a kid :c

Battle Network Megaman is best Megaman.

MIRAI HE TOOO
NAVI WO TOREEE

My nigga

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This one pisses me off the most
So fucking lazy, why is it so hard to have the characters give an actual meaningful reply

>In the near future, humanity discovered your mom, leading to an increase in your dad's sperm count development. However, a new enemy called Jamal appeared, wielding the special power known only as NTR, and civilization is now under attack by the mysterious forces of NTR! The united MOM government coalition sought out individuals referred to as faggots in order to train them to use their faggotry in order to fight Jamal, creating a special high school called The Gay Bar. Now, the search is on for the Supreme faggot, also known as the person who can win the cocksucking tournament, pilot the ultimate dildo, and control their faggotry powers to fight the Motherfuckers.

it just werks.

Swallow a razor blade

>thus, using lemma 1 and 2

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>creating a special high school called The Gay Bar
you owe me a new keyboard you son of a bitch 10/10

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funny thing is, that was originally a frank sinatra song

Kaye Ballard sang it first.

>we need someone for this extremely dangerous task, that obviously requires military training and combat experience and will decide future of humanity
>i wonder what middle schooler we should pick.

>mc says something obvious and shallow
>antagonist is stunned by his speech

oh, neat. either way, it sort of threw me finding out that what looked like a cliched translation had originally been written in english.

ow the edge

>according to the schrodinger's cat experiment...

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>smart character explains 5th grade physics

This thread stopped being funny the 500th time

>"There's only a one in a trillion chance that'll work!"

>character explains what a wormhole is by folding a sheet of paper and pushing a pen through it

we don't exist to entertain you you fucking clown

None of the examples I can think of doing that are from anime.

The shit mentioned in this thread stopped being entertaining in anime long before.

Kenja no Mago from this season did it.

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I know it's a translation quirk, but fucking hell I hate this one

Kek

>he is a fighting genius

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AOTY right here

>Drinks some beer
>PPPPWWWUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAA~

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>Expository dialogue between a bunch of people who should already know about the topic but it's only included so they can info dump at the viewer

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>his back looks so reliable

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this is probably the hardest sin to get rid of. it's hard to find "show don't tell" stories anymore.

I hate this the most. Imagine explaining how microwave oven works and it's brief history to anyone who happens to be near you when you heat your food.

wait, you don't?

>As you already know...

>character becomes a master of strategy by playing 12 games of not!chess

>girl does something embarrassing that is 100% her fault
>"h-hentai!"

>character can sense your "killing intent"

IN OTHER WORDS
I LOVE YOU

>CROP ROTATION

name 2

>female cast
>they grope each other without consequences

SHOUGANAI

don't pretend you don't love anime tropes, they are literally why you watch the medium.

>Did you sense that?
>I just sensed something strange.
>I couldn't even sense that attack coming.
>I can sense his power from all the way over here.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN

oh god I hate this one

Hunter
x Hunter

Do you men you can't feel the killing intent incomming?
Everyone point at him and laugh.

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lmao @ this senselet

PUREEZU BEE TROO

Bet you couldn't even sense your fat mom's presence

>Demon king

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As a gril I find this one fucking weird
also hate

>girl with small boobs is always insecure about them
>this is supposed to be comedy

>evil organisation

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>As a gril

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it's more like "p-pervert!"

I sure hope you're just pretending to be retarded. Hentai is also an adjective

>character has chance
>CHAAAANCE

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Fuck off tranny

ESL here, can you explain why it's wrong?
I've definitely seen it used in english books and comics and movies, like pic related. What are manga doing wrong? I can't really understand when it's ok to say "it can't be helped" and when not.

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>lizard has hair
>lizard evolves
>lizard becomes a monkey

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it's the jpanese equivalent of easier said than done

Chin man was a wild ride

>SHIKASHI!

>character fetishizes the concept of show don't tell

Umineko pulls it off as a major plot point, though

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>goes through entirety of first episode
>"by the way, I also have X and Y and Z, characteristics that were never hinted at and you're also having to live with X other girls in this house!"
>EEEEEEEEHHHHHH?
>"and so, my life as X begins!"

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>In English, doc!

As a lesbian with shit taste, I love both tropes.

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>Viet Nam scene
>It Ain't Me starts playing
sasuga

"Honto ni?"
"Honto"

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>
nagatoro

>2 characters are arguing
>3rd character "You get along so well"
>Other 2 characters at the same time "No we don't!"

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Certified based

This

Thanks user, that makes a lot more sense

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It's extremely common in manga, and quite often used in situations where you really wish the characters would actually do something about the situation rather than be so passive. Just general differences in Japanese disposition compared to most of the world basically.

So, if I get what you're saing, from a grammatical point of view it's correct, what anons dislike is the underlying approach to life,right?

Yes.

ok thanks

>attacked by all his friends

>ara ara

flcl much?

At least you admit your taste is shit

No. It just sounds like shit. Fansubs and scanlators always keep the literal phrase in which sounds just as natural as snake diarrhea. Despite their many flaws actual translators do make an effort to use synonyms

>IT'S THE OCEAN

>IT'S THE SEVENTH LAYER OF HELL

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>he cant sense it

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>character walks into the WC and see someone naked ready for a shower
for real, how hard is to see the fucking lights, or hear if there is a fucking sound, or just fucking KNOCK?

Fucking kek

Wow guys i'm sensing massive faggotry from this post

I HATE this shit. Just say it you piece of shit. You started to say something, then spite it you dumbfuck anime character.

Feed me please

Winced

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>I was only using a bullshit percent of my power!
>Masaka, how could he beat me at 100% when I am clearly superior in power level!?
On the other hand, I think it's fucking hilarious when a musclehead starts talking math and percentages.

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youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

Holy shit it's like an episode of Hunter x Hunter.

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sauce? no luck with reverse search

>

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For guys, bigger penis is ALWAYS better. There are exceptions when it gets so big you can't get it up for very long.

For girls, there is literally nothing to be insecure about. Tits are absolutely not an issue for any man unless they're weirdly shaped.

heh

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It wouldn't be nearly so intolerable if the other person usually didn't just brush off the entire exchange as if it didn't happen despite the hesitant character clearly being troubled and often having stopped short of saying something that can easily be intuited based on context alone.

>>protagonist is considered human garbage because he doesn't have SPECIAL THING
>>swears to rise to the top with determination and hard work for his dreams
>>akshually! he really doesn't have SPECIAL THING at all and is 100% defective but keeps going anyway

based Chadsta saving anime

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>>>akshually! he really doesn't have SPECIAL THING at all and is 100% defective but keeps going anyway
doesn't he have an aura of anti-magic or some shit that fucks up wizards even though he can't do magic

>If I can't do magic, then neither can you!

You know how if you look at someone hard enough, even though they're not looking at you, they can still feel like they're being watched so the look around? It's like that.

evil organizations are kino though

Personally if I love the guy enough I don't think the size will matter that much to me, unless it's like, ridiculously small/big. But what can I say, I'm a sap.

NANDATO?!?!

the swords have anti-magic aura, but Asta can use them because he has ZERO(0) magic

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>doors don't lock

YOU'RE A HUNDRED YEARS TOO EARLY

Emergence by Shindol.

please die feminist bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=5tYWHU5BZH8

whats this

>male character 'accidentally' falls into girls' hotspring
>KYAAAAAA!
>camera quickly pans to the sky

>I see, so there's more to you than meets the eye.
>I see, so you're not just an ordinary human.
>I see, so that's how it is, huh?
>I see, so you're not just a hedgehog.

What do you mean translation quirk?

The only shit song in Umineko

hunter x hunter actually turns this into a full mechanic.

Pettankos ruin literally everything

And then insane useless forced drama occurs because the author is a brainlet uninspired fuck.

You take that back. It's a classic Touhou meme.

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Touhou is shit, go back to /jp/ with your own kind.

>Touhou is shit
We can agree to disagree.
>go back to /jp/ with your own kind
There's several touhou manga as well as fanmade anime episodes, so it can be discussed on Yea Forums. Plus we're in a Yea Forums inspired trope thread, anything goes.

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>draw a girl
>voiced by a girl
>call it a guy
why

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>I love you

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>Cute character
>Ugly voice

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the best part is
>chimera ants are so good at sensing things that other characters can feel their killing intent through it

One of these threads?

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user-kun...

This is so annoying that I automatically like any show that DOESN'T do it. And it's so pervasive that I've done that for over 15 years.

This actually happens in real life

>camera cuts back to girl's breasts bouncing for little to no reason

I like hxh but the go/chess against hobo blind girl was stupid.

Where are the other words?

He's attacking and defending... AT THE SAME TIME

>IN THIS WORLD

You damn well know the reason

That was a good minute laugh

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I want to fuck him

>character falls on its knees
>u-uso deshou

Haha, yes, very good user... Very good
HOWEVER

I always hear "summary", as in "in summary", which is basically what it means anyway.

なるほど

Japan, XX City - 2XX

NASDA, WcDonalds, 8/11, Jungle, Burger Knight, Goodle

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WacDonalds

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>heard that in Itoshiki Sensei's voice

MobDonald's

>At any rate,

>anime french fries

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Fund it.

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This is twice as annoying if an alcoholic OL does it.

>For girls, there is literally nothing to be insecure about. Tits are absolutely not an issue for any man unless they're weirdly shaped.
get this gay shit out of here, anything less than a D cup and you might as well fuck a boy

>When GDP's dilation station is full.

>girl moves a tiny bit
>camera zooms on tits going wild

Brainlets

that doesn't happen in real life though

>such a thing...

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Ya got me

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*gulp, gulp, gulp...*
youtube.com/watch?v=w62NuIjapfk

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!~

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Other way around, to a point

Raildex

What does that matter? What's wrong with fucking boys?

What's the context behind this panel? Kinda looks like some Junji Ito-type shit

Jomathan’s or Johmmy’s or whatever for a family restaurant

Stop being a chestlet and drink some milk.

>Fill my heart with song

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Can some drawfag please make a single manga chapter which incorporates all of these phrases

>him

oh god user please no

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chestlet detected

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>everyone speaks japanese
>asks to speak english in subtitles