Why settle for emotionally unstable washboards, slutty tiddy-monsters...

Why settle for emotionally unstable washboards, slutty tiddy-monsters, or self-righteous midgets when you can have perfection?

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Who is this again?

>slutty tiddy-monsters
I think you might have a case of the mad.

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Xelloss. He has such pretty eyes when they're open.

Why is she sitting like that?

>emotionally unstable
Why are they always the hottest and the best though?
I do not understand.
Why are mentally scarred girls always best girls?

I miss 90s art, bros...

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Littlefinger from Game of Thrones

Being interesting is so rare in women that we call it mental illness when it occurs.

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>Would beat you senseless for a meal
Yeah, but she quirky doe

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Old anime sucks because there's no cute traps. The best I can get is the cuties from LoGH.

Oh wait, that's literally what this thread is about. Man do I feel stupid now.

The worst girl.

Did anyone else always self-insert as Xellos?

>Never has any friends, shows up at random to annoy people who want nothing to do with him, causes massive problems for everyone

>dodges every single attack and bitchslaps opponents with a staff
Literally me

>is a cute boy
yep that's me

You have to admit the orange trench coat and pink pajamas are kind of terrible. The OVA and original designs are great though.

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I'd really like to see Gourry in some practical blue
half-plate.

Lina (and Zelgadas) are great, though.

>Xellos is a boy

newman.jpg

Why are sharks documentaries cooler to watch than documentaries on than pygmy hippos?

But I like the orange trench coat and pink pajamas...

>self-inserting

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I wanna insert myself into Xellos

...

I've only seen the different Slayers series in bits and pieces, did they ever explain this in-story?

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Only fatfucks would complain about having to eat less.

You're missing the point. I'm saying that Lina is mentally unstable.

Xellos is DMPC

>a slapstick joke is somehow a serious mental issue
I can see where you are going but you need to remember that's played as a comedic resource more than anything.

Maybe I am being autistic here...