ITT: Titles that Make no Sense

>The entire Persona series
>Not a single Italian or Spanish person in sight

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Based

Persona also means a character you play that you decide's appropriate for the situation. Which makes sense in the dating sim aspect of the game.

>C
>it's not about eyesight or the ocean.

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>C
Now about the low level programming language.

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try also:

Cowboy Beebop
Fairy Gone (the closest you get to accuracy, but they fucked it up)
Blame!
Pumpkin Scissors

Gi(a)rlish Number is an attempt to write a sort of furigana reading pun with an English word. Something like "Girlish (pronounced Garish) Number"

What abou Saori?

Fairy Tail literally has no fairies

Still doesn't make sense, in the context of the show, even if you can see the pun

>Eromanga-sensei
None draw hentai

>Naruto
>Not about fishcake girls

ecchi != hentai

Anything with "Re:" in the title

>Bang Dream
>It's not about a horny dude learning how to lucid dream to fuck his waifu

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>that's literally me

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It's not called Flap Flippers

>cowboy bebop
>modern day cowboy bounty hunter set to bebop jazz
What's confusing about it

>Keijo!!!!!!!!
>only one season

My 11 years old sister keep on calling spike bebop because of this.

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>called Made in Abyss
>noting is actually made inside the abyss

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Hellsing
>Main character is the Vampire, not the vampire hunter

The protagonist is literally made in the abyss, gestated and crotch spawned, and zombified.

>controlled by a corporation named after said Vampire Hunter
3deep5u

>Samurai Flamenco
>the only samurai is a sentai villain
>there's no dancing, let alone flamenco dancing

>Steel Ball Run
>it's a horseback race

Araki you fucking hack

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>Don't Mess With Me, Nagatoro

Should it be then called "Hellsing inc." or "Hellsing presents: psychopathic vampire motherfucker Alucard"

>Kino's Journey
She's a bitch.

I guess the author didn't want an ass long title that later it would be resumed in a couple of sylables, like Oreimo, KonoSuba or DanMachi or some crap around that, losing the meaning

Bleach was the author paying homage to his favorite band iirc
Mayo Chiki is Mayo Chicken

Then again Hirano was making a manga, not a retarded LN

Seras Victoria is the main character of Hellsing

Mavis (eternal loli founder) is a fairy
and yeh theres some big tiddy character that's a real fairy aswell but nobody cares her

xxxholic
What?

>kill la kill
aside from Ryuko's and Satsuki's dad getting killed before plot timeline and ragyo killing herself, nobody kills or gets killed
>re: zero
mc starts from last checkpoint, not from very beginning
>full metal alchemist
only has a metal arm and a metal leg
>gabriel dropout
gabriel never drops out
>Steins; Gate
no gate owned by jews

You forgot Nui and Senketsu.

Full Metal Alchemist refers to the brother.

>Manga feature torturing children
>It's literally made in hell

It's the flips that are flapped, user.

>JoJo part 3
There are no religious wars being fought in space

That makes sense though. Nothing with the made in U.S.A. label is actually made in the U.S.

Russian domain

Gabriel drops out of being an angel.

>No gate owned by jews

Got a chuckle out of me.

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Neon Genesis Evangelion
>not about a cyberpunk version of the book of genesis where the MC is an evangelistic lion

Code Geass
>not an SoL about programmer geese

Fate/kaleid liner PrismaIllya 2wei Herz!
>pic related

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>Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
no melancholy, she's just an annoying bitch

>Original Poster
Not original

>Is the Order a Rabbit?
>no one orders a rabbit, or something sounding phonetically similar to it
A shame, really. Rabbit meat is delicious and there are shitloads of them just lying around in the story.

>Hitori Bocchi
>she's had friends before, and makes another one in the first fucking chapter

>prison school
is actually school prison
>elfen lied
Not a single elf
>Inuyasha: A fuedal fairy tale
not a single fuedal lord to be seen

>WataMote: No Matter How I Look At It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Unpopular!
is a harem stacy

>clannad
>doesnt mean family

What are you on about

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>Cross Ange
Ange doesn't get crucified
>Drifters
Not a single Eurobeat soundtrack

i wish the japanese would stop using nonsensical English title's they've pulled out of their ass becuase it sounds cool to them but sounds retarded to anyone wiht a moderate understanding of english. is it really that hard to just do a bit of research for like 15 minutes tops to check the title you're going to give your intellectual property isn't completely unrelated or non nonsensical? seriously. it's like me making a japan related video game and calling it "arigatou/konnichiwa: desu no okinawa"

>he wants Japan to care what westerners think
yikes desu

Kill la kill is a pun. The Japanese would pronounce it as kiru ra kiru and in Japanese, kiru is a verb that can mean either "to cut" or "to wear".

>Egao no Daika
>There are barely any Egaos

>WataMote
>She actually becomes popular later on

to rabu ru
trouble

苦労するアンジェ
Kurousuru Ange
Kross Ange
Cross Ange

Paljeet

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Tu rabu ru

>Egao no Daika

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Full Metal Alchemist is Al not Ed. It's one of the returning jokes in the story that everyone thinks Al is the Full Metal Alchemist thats why they call him that.

nui doesn't get killed, she just gets absorbed into ragyo
senketsu isn't killed he just dies
nope, ed is the one that's called fullmetal, al isn't even recognised as state alchemist

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it paraded the concept of death as in it was part of the story in droves

>Kill Me Baby
She fucks around with an assasin so she's basically asking for it indirectly
>Mayo Chiki
learn Japanese before critiquing Japanese title names you retard

>Monster
It's just a normal guy who wants to kill himself by proxy
>I am a hero
He's not a hero

>prison school
based opening calls it school prison

>Kill Me Baby
>not about a Scottish abortion clinic

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more like Re:Tarded LMAO

>Pokemon
>it's not about poking Jamaicans

>crusaders(Team) fighting with unholy abomination (DIO Inc.)
>star (platinum)
>dust (avdol & Iggy & Kakyoin)

>Kimagure (capricious) Orange Road
orange road isn't actually capricious. because it's a fucking road

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underrated

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>Creamy Mami
she's neither creamy nor a mami

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