Jojo

What a ridiculous frame this is
>tacky hair
>frog on ear
>face zit on forehead
>lips agape
>blooding running down the face and onto the sweater
>staring into nothing

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Shut up faggot lmao.

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Where's the frog? Under the cellphone?

>callings something in Jojo ridiculous
>after years of other ridiculous shit
Hi, are you new to the show, user?

make me bitch

dude jojo is so weird and random ecksdee out of context jojo lmaoooo

Don't make me kick your ass!

this but unironically

It pisses me off. I didn’t pick up a series called Jojo’s Ordinary Appointment for this.

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I wonder what the parts would be called in that.
>Diamond is actually quite fragile

wow sure is bizarre!

>Corporeal Lineage

Ruin a stand name by changing it slightly

>sticky finger

This would be a fun game if the subs didn’t already ruin all the names.

>cheap breeze

>Space-matter Campaigners

Stair Platinum!

Red hot chili peppers

>metal sphere gallop

Deadly Queen

>Rock Pond

>Jojobigcat

>title of the next episode

It's quite obviously not the recap yet.

Also that terrible description of King Crimson vs Metallica on Wikipedia...
>his remote connection
>prepares to finish him of, slowly coming to the realization
>Doppio throws scalpels
>finally realizes Doppio is also the boss

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Love Live Deluxe

Awesome kingdom

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Metallic
Emperor Crimson
Six Bullets
Golden Wind
White Ice
Crush
Talking Mouth

Flaccid Pancake

Disagreement Inclination

C-Men

Cock and Ball Breaker

>Precious metalled breeze

>Jojo's BIZARRE adventure

>Aversion to violence

>Food Fighters
>Turk
>Kim Crimson
>Hand
>Made up Heaven
>The Word

>>The Word
Though it sounds religious, so fit for part 6

>No one's made this into a parody of an Andrew WK album cover yet
WEAK!

>Not Red Hot Chili Peeper

I am a cock

Pairs well with White Snake

I don't even know who that is. If you have an idea you can do it yourself you know. You're the weak one here, you had an idea and you never turned it into reality.

Tubular balls

Cozy Diamond

>Stone Ocean
>Made in Paradise
>Tough Act IV
>Luck Train
>Nice and Squishy

Stone Fee
Highway to Help
Whitesnack
Goo Goo Drools
Spic Girl
Stan Platinum
Driller Queen
Notorious N.I.G.
Green Gay
Bald Experience

>Golden wind
>Reverb
>Zipper man (Zipper Fingers)
>Moody Jazz
>Six Bullets (Six Pistols)
>Lil' Bomber (Aero-Plain)
>Purple Smoke
>Spicy Lady
>Shadow Sabath
>Tender Machine
>Art & Crafts (Kraft Job)
>Tiny Feet
>Mirror Man (Man Reflected)
>Thankful Dead
>Fisher Man (Fish Boy)
>Baby Head
>White Ice (Frost Album)
>Metallic (Metalli-K)
>Coco Large
>Crush
>Talking Mouth
>Notorious CHASE (Infamous B.I.G)
>Emperor Crimson (Crimson K.)
>Eulogy (Epigraph)
>Sanctuary
>Green Tea (Green Dawn)
The names in parenthesis are proposed alternatives.

Edge lord

>Edge lord
t. edge lord

>Pet Store!

Behold the shit you've inspired me to create
I'll make a better one if someone can get me a good pic of his bloodied face without the Frog and Hand in the way

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Looks pretty good as a thumbnail

>>Zipper man (Zipper Fingers)
Zipper Fingers is so much better than Zipperman
In fact, I'm sick so many localized stands end with "man"

Spicy Gal

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>Man Reflected
Shit. That sounds even poetic

My original idea was "Man in the reflection" but it was too big for a name so i changed it to "Man Reflected"

Fuck the colored manga and fuck the anime

>What a sad frame this is
ftfy

Which is why we love it so much. The more bizarre, the better

>this really feels like jojo's bizarre adventure
really araki?

Can someone draw Doppio x Tsuyu from BnHA? : - )

Golden Wind is alright though

Is OP’s pick not good enough? That was a crossover episode

>No preview images yet
I'm getting worried. What if this week's episode looks like absolute shit and that's why DP doesn't want to show it to us

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fpbp

MEMETAA

you need to have faith user!!

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>tfw even abacchio in the clouds will be QUALITY

I want sex

Bavarian Rhapsody
Tubular Balls
Task
Darty Deeds Done Dart Cheap

I can't believe I'm rooting for a dude who buried his mother alive. Araki sure knows how to make sickos fun.

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We could always see a Preview Image today and tomorrow.

They always show preview images.

Don't they drop the "bizarre" line at least once in every part?

Do you think Abbacchio shit himself when he died?

No matter how meh the episode is

why does flesh colored highway star look like pucci requiem

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I'd call it... bizarre.

BRAVO ARAKI
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They are intentionally not spoiling anything

>waited for THIS

I am glad they are not spoiling anything,

by not showing a PV they are hiding something and thus spoiling that something will happen

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Thinking about it, every scene in the next episode should be extremely spolierific

im gonna tell your mom

This is one of the most iconic moment of a beloved part and it's not even animation-heavy. There's zero reason for it to look like shit.

Can't wait to see how they handle the bullet time erasure and the sudden donut.

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Snifff

GER is actually really ugly imo. I dont even know what color would be good for it

Flaccid Bizkit
Yo-Yo Mama
Green Dookie
King Frippson
Grateful Life
Tiny Feat
Highest Priestess
Gray Tower
Super Bug
Done Dirt Cheap Deeds That Are Dirty

>not Bed Cot Philly Paper

/thrad

Wow it's fucking nothing.

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Guys i need help.
everytime i close my eyes...
I WAKE UP FEELING SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNY

S P I C Y L A D Y

Next episode will be shit

elaborate

Ay my Doppio kick this ball into the tree!

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Based future user

kino

I disagree.

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Next episode will be amazing.

>That's the bus that took you here, Abbacchio. This is the final stop.

>For 20 years, I've been looking forward to this episode from the bottom of my heart, but at the same time, I honestly do not want tomorrow to come
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Bruh it's going to be god-tier

oh fuck

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>The preview image for tomorrow is just the titlecard

what are they hiding?

Bros...
I'm not ready...

And thus, the massacre begins

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OK consider the following. Giorno essential has the ability to self sustain after one meal. All he has to do is take a shit, drop it into a deep pot, then MUDA MUDA the turd and turn it into a frog.
Then when the Frog is in the pot unable to escape just pour boiling water and cook the frog (not physical impact so it can't reflect the damage)
And then BOOM! Giorno just created an infinite supply of turd-frogs to eat forever.

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What the fuck am I reading?

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Yeah and despite being so fucking ridiculous, it's still absolutely gorgeous.

Giorno more importantly could've used Brick Snake to vaccinate the whole fucking team so Purple Haze could be used more than once

I've been mentally preparing myself for this moment, but ... I can't, I can't handle this, I already feel quite sad.

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>Giorno could just start punching the ground and create an army of damage reflecting Gorillas to rip his enemies apart
The dude created 100 autonomous frogs to lose the Car trails, he could easily keep a gang of like 5 gorillas with him at all times.

Gold Experience was easily the most busted stand, even without Requiem

Araki shoulda put wayy more limitations on that thing

Does he ever make an animal bigger than a small dog? He might not be able to

Fuck gorillas, he could muda a house and make a fucking T-Rex out of it.

Part 5 still has the best henchmen

stone cold from giorno for pretending to be abba's dead friend

How do think the anime-only fans are going to react to the ending of part 6?

I just wanted more of Swiss Cheese Disease, I really hope they make PHF an OVA

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Uhhh i forgot why does Kyo has different surname from Yoshikage?
Are they from different fathers?

It's also established that Giorno can create a new turtle that also has the Mr President stand, complete with the key. In that case, why doesn't Giorno just find a fuckload of sand or something and turn all of it into Coco Jumbos? They could pretty much become invisible within Italy because the entire country would be overrun with identical looking turtles. In fact, he could even stack several Coco Jumbos within other Coco Jumbos, essentially creating a turtle maze

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>"well that just happened... part 7 when?"

the problem is that the turtles would use their stands randomly, the OG coco jumbo is trained to use its stand with the key.

It's amazing that DP spoil the grand twist of part 5 in Traitor's Requiem, like, damn
>Giorno stabs Coco Jumbo with the arrow and it evolves
Didn't see that coming

>Mr President Requiem consumes all of Italy into it, and never lets it escape
>Acts without being detected by Epitaph
It was a bold direction for Araki to push the series in, but I think it paid off

I don't mind most of Giorno's bullshit but I never could stomach that one, this is beyond broken. Fuck gold experience

kino confirmed
:(

Furthermore, why didn't Giorno glue several hundred Coco Jumbos to himself, creating an armor set that hurts whoever tries to attack him

wasn't that just a translation error though in the anime? Giorno just turned coco jumbo into the ladybug and gave it to Bruno

Yeah I don't see a frog at all

giorno cant turn life into objects wtf

I remember literally spitting my fucking coffee onto my screen when I heard Sex Pistols written Six Bullets, like it's not even close!!!!

He turned his hand into a pirahna during the fight with Bebe Face

Based

babyface turned his GEs into an object and then giorno turned it into life

Shut the fuck up.

pls respond

He made 30+ feet tall trees that could support his own weight all the time

no

If giorno can clone whole stand users, why doesn't he just clone himself and have 2 Gold Experiences along with an indestructible doppleganger?

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*GEs hand

>animal

Human Sweat
Match Dispersion
Long Day's Journey Into Office
Diamonds are Expensive
Fog Whistle
Fluid Earth
Old West Race
Joan Miró's Dream

Yes. for example Jonathan says he and Dio had a bizarre friendship right before dying, I think Wamuu also used the word after/during his fight with Joseph, etc.

I hope you've all said goodbye

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this nigga barely even did anything, narancia's death is way more surprising and also gets totally handwaved because they're in the middle of important shit

threadly reminder that narancia is a dangerous and violent homophobe and giorno engineered his death so he couldnt come between himself and mista

preview image when???

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there is no preview image this week

Could be one tomorrow

>how do you want your moral of the story bro
>just fucking beat me over the head with it senpai

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He made a sprout that grew extremely fast
Now maybe he could make like a baby gorilla but it'd turn old and die a lot faster than a tree

>frog
What?

I think is kind of sad and kind of funny that everybody will forget the great Abbachio moment thanks to Avengers

Why didn't Giorno just clone Fugo when he left?

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>narancia's death is way more surprising and also gets totally handwaved because they're in the middle of important shit
eh he deserved it anyway

jojofags dont watch capeshit

Why?

Endgame is actual shit, did you see the spoilers?
Abbachio's moment alone is better than a good chunk of the MCU.

Iron Man dies. Captain America goes back to the past and it causes a whole myriad of timeline and characterization issues.

I just realized this is the opposite of Diavolo's "only results matter", I feel dumb

Fuck, Abba doesn't deserve this.

its the eyes, they look so bugged out

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>Lime Experience Requiem

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How do you rank them?
youtube.com/watch?v=cWGE9Gi0bB0
youtube.com/watch?v=7IQE62Vn4_U
youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ZXG2jXUs8
youtube.com/watch?v=SCuUIJVp8mA
youtube.com/watch?v=Aq7ddhSGOSE

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>We did it! at last we have become JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo!

a-abbabros...

there will be around 28,800 preview images tomorrow

i don't watch capegarbage or follow people that do

>blue Annasui

>24 fps for ~20mins
Nice

>truly this was a Gold Experience

IT TOOK A LONG TIME FOR THE TURTLE TO FORM AND IT TOOK A LOT OF THE STAND/GIORNO'S ENERGY

STANDS ARE NOT INFINITE

based, I hope we get anything but pink. and i love pink hair.

>the entire country would be overrun with identical looking turtles.

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I'm not ready bros

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heh...

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Billy's half Italian so this fits.

>Star Planet
>Violet Purple
>Hierophant Emerald
>Sorcerer's Red
>Metal Chariot
>The Goon
>Fly of Gray
>Dark Navy Moon
>Strong
>Ebony Demon
>Yellow Temper
>Upsidedown Man
>The King
>The Queen
>Wheel of Fate
>Judgement (Enyaba)
>Lovely
>Son
>Death Ten-Plus-One-Plus-Two
>Justice (Cameo)
>Tall Priestess
>Jeb!
>Come
>Throw
>An Hue Bass
>Baskets
>Seth
>Slifer the Sky Dragon
>Hours
>A Tomb
>Tentative Sex
>Dream
>The Planet
Crunchyroll subs give me a job pls.

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Please post screens from the new opening!

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Thank you user! Do you have some from the recap part?

WHERES THE NEW EPISODE

tomorrow you dumbass

ahem... I've got an announcement to make....
FUCK DIAVOLO
FUCK FOOTBALL
FUCK DONUTS
FUCK GIORNO

Dairy Queen

I KNOW I AM JUST IMPATIENT
i wanna see abba dead already so fujo tears will be showered

The preview image should be Abbacchio sitting at the cafe.

based

Could Giorno create a human from scratch?

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Why not? The problem would be in terms of intelligence though. Creating an inanimate human or something that can follow just simple requests must not be trouble at all.

I have one of best boy Abbacchio

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Can he create a human clone with the same intelligence as the source human? He can clone stands, why didn't he do the same for Abbachio to learn Boss's identity?

>Just finished Stone Ocean
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What happened after Pucci's death?Did the universe reboot once again?

Part 5 is good overall, but Mista creating a snowboard out of frozen grass in a split second was fucking dumb. Did the enemy just wait while Mista crafted that thing?

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Maybe he can create bigger lifeforms if he devotes time to it. He always creates small creatures, or plants that keep growing on the fly, but body parts tend to take time.

basically all that happened durung Stone Ocean gets deleted from the timeline and gets replaced with an more calm future, with everyone that died by Made in Heaven slightly altered.

Yes, and that new universe is practically the same as it used to be, with the exception that Pucci never existed.

I understand that,I'm asking if the universe in the last page of the manga (with anakiss and Irene) is the same universe Emporio killed Pucci, there is a panel after their fight that implies another reboot.

isn't it the first universe but without pucci and everything he's ever done so no traumatised weather or jailed jolyne etc

And how come Mistas blood froze on Ghiaccios mask, but the water from the ocean didn't?

I want to rape J. Geil

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>still no edit of Abba as Redman and the rest of the crew as other servants

YOU NIGGA'S IN TROUBLE

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He decides what gets frozen

Fuck off. It's a great moment

mmh I understand this reference

Why did he decide to freeze Mistas blood? Had he decided to freeze Mistas entire body and therefore also his blood?

I've always found Abba ugly tbqh. Risotto is the superior goth husbando.

Infinite War was good, but incredibly overrated by everyone. It's this generation baby's first bad ending. Plus, all that captain Marvel bullshit killed any hype i had for this movie.

>I want to rape J. Geil

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What's wrong? You don't?

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nah I'm good

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does anyone seriously doubts that this dude isn't the main villain after that whole speech in bed?

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I watched and read jojo up to middle of part 6 and I loved every bit, every asspull and every pose
am I gay now or what

>araki used a stand that was using a football ball in part 8
>didnt use it in part 4 even tought Italy is a world cup winners country

no, you just have good taste.
also, how the fuck did you enjoy
>O MY SAME TYPE OF STAND
>O MY REQUIEM ARROW

>4
>tought
also, the last time italy won an WC in Vento Aureo was in 1982.

part 5 is really gay

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>part 6
>least gay
did everyone just decide to forget pucci here?

Worship the real jojo! Nerds!

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part6 is lesbian, gay inverted. its -10 lesbian except pucci reduced that to -5

>implying
heh

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that's not jojo siwa

>Soft.. and Wet.. dun dun Dun..
>Stone Free
>Crazy Diamond
>Even in the center of the fire, not prince´s best output
>Tusk
>

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Who in part 6 is lesbian

foo should be the turtle

>Part 3 less gay than part fucking 1
There was a whole sequence dedicated to Avdol and Joseph accidentally appearing to have public sex

but their balls didn't touch so it wasn't gay

even when they werent winning for years they still had that reputation of being one of the big european football nation and at the time their league was considered the best

but they ended up gang banging a 10/10 arabic slut, and Joseph seduces a GILF

how the fuck can someone even enjoy a music like Tusk?

Tusk is great

Yeah but it was embarrassing for them, not gay at all

Annasui, Jolyne, Hermes, Foo Fighters and Pucci

What's exactly gay about part 1?

Speedwagon wanting Jonathan's dicc

Johnathan is a fucking faggot the whole time

football is pretty famous in japan

How do you calculate fagotational force?

If you were to drop a chapter of the manga off a 1 story building, the lbs of fagational force is the weight for which every gay chapter falling off the building

Speedwagon warming Zeppeli's arm with his abs

That's just being good friends though

Pucci is a better protagonist than Thanos by a mile.

yeah ok whatever fag

So lesbians fly into the sky?

>Part 5: 10
How much of that is cuz Squalo and Tizano?

youtube.com/watch?v=2pBiaCiRJ8c

OINGO BOINGO KOBIN !!!

only a little bit actually, part 5 is REALLY fucking gay
>drinking piss
>giving BJ
>acting like a fag in reaction to thinking you saw your friends sucking eachother off
>come watch me pee XD
>licking liars
>Groping stands
The only straight characters are Fugo and Mista

>Emperor card appears when Sex Pistols is flying across the screen
10/10

also everyone is literally a twink. I think Araki was on HRT during part 5 or something

It's... You could almost call it "bizzare",

How was Valentine capable of doing this?

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Is this shit made by rougrats animators?

Who in any other part is gay?
Jojo is only aesthetically gay, but actual homosexuality is rare.

I'm sure there was a reason but Araki forgot

They teach you that in the president school. Even Lincoln could do that

Dio, sorbet and gelato, tiziano and squalo and pucci are the gay characters

dio ain't gay, he shagged some girl to make golden boy

Where is it stated that Pucci is gay?

Araki said he fucks anyone.
He says he loves dio and lays on the same bed.

>I love you as i love god
>gay

>"bizarre" line at least once in every part?
Yeah, they do a title drop in every part as well. I can't remember the bizarre lines though. I wish there was a compilation somewhere.

Is this a Yea Forums reference?

Yeah. I noticed this in the anime only scene where Bucciarati says this to drunk Abbacchio.

This. Someone should make one.

literally walked out of the theater when they did this

He's using the ball and the back of his head to collapse his face into a parallel universe.

Do nut worry, be happy

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part 8 has a load of qts but has Kira and josefumi so i guess it balance it self's out

Hermista looks good

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That Mista fucking got me

BASED

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Zipper necklace! I’d wear it

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>No coco jumbo edit

Act 4 is best stand
Thank you for listening

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Also lil Coco

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Is there really another recap after tomorrow's episode? That sucks. At least it's not before next episode. I don't remember when it was but one of the recap episodes last time was before an episode everyone was waiting for. Hopefully they pull off tomorrow's episode well.

Vitamin Water

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the last recaps were one before grateful dead and the other before clash, guess youre refering to the first.

Doggy Paddle

So THAT was how it's able to run so fast

Driver Down

Dive or Drown

I was thinking more about this but yours is better

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Bump

Tomorrow.
youtube.com/watch?v=ueCqdeeMPtM

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Spice Garlic

I think that's a good part of the charm. Instead of GER having beetle-print eyes like so many stands have or human eyes, instead it has bright, round eyeballs to emphasize that even though it's Giorno's stand, GER acts of its own will.

mephallica

youtu.be/fqBNnC_apV4
So actually the requiemWOOOO WOOWOOO

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yes. since pucci died during the reset he didn't get put into za new warudo.

*ahem*
My name is Satoru Afeku. I'm 89 years old. My house is in the Northeast section of Morioh, where all the Villas are, and I know I'm sounding like a broken record, but seriously 89 years!? I work as an employee for TG University Hospital, and I get home by 8:09 at the latest. It is medically inadvisable to smoke or drink, especially if you want to live to be nearly ninety. I'm in bed by 11, and I make sure to get eight or nine hours of sleep, no matter what. After running down several flights of stairs and doing about twenty minutes of stretchers before going to bed, I usually wake up several times to use the restroom before morning. Just like in 1930, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told at my last check up that I'm 89 years old, huh? I'm trying to explain that i'm a person who wishes to live a very long life. I choose not to trouble myself with any numbers, like 88 or 90, that would cause me to lose hair at night. This is how I deal with aging, and I know that is what brings me longevity. Although, if I were to fight, I would be... Yeah, 89 years old.

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I can't believe this guy, 89 years?

>STANDS ARE NOT INFINITE
when does this even come into play
>jotaros time stop
>bruno getting hotter by using his stand

¿Esto es una referencia de jojo?
youtube.com/watch?v=CTRvNLS6Pc4

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What if there's no preview images because it's a recap episode

Recap episode is May 3. The Friday after this one.

Top 10 characters that can defeat Thanos with Infinity Gauntlet

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>"barely even did anything"
>flew the plane to get to Sardinia
>discovered the boss' identity
Okay

If every stand required no energy to use, then they would be using their abilities much more ferociously.

I think it's kinda funny. I think it's kinda sad. That the moment when Abbachio dies are the best I ever had.

Reminder that there is a bunch of Sailor moon hentai doujins that uses Stand names as their titles

this gay shit is why when my friend tell me "BRO JOJO IS FUCKING PERFECT! YOULL LOVE IT!" all I do it think of screenshots like this and the faggot character with the shitty hair. jojo fans are all closet faggots.

uh Doppio is very straight actually, he had sex with a woman.

I know it has the fucking word "bizarre" in the title but I think this is right up there with when Heavy Weather activates for one of the few scenes that, even in context, is still next-level insanity. Granted I haven't gotten to Steel Ball Run yet so maybe there's even more.

Nah, that arc is peak insanity

Diver Drown
The School
Creamed
The And

I always thought of it as a cooldown/overheat type of ability not stamina
Otherwise the main characters would lose half the fights because they couldnt do shit when they are barely alive, for example kira vs josuke or jotaro vs kira

Doppio/Diavolo is literally one of the straightest characters in the series.

Virtual Insanity?
youtu.be/bYCk2udVFvo

the beetle is the main villain

Hermit People
The Cool
The Land
Supersly
Green Gay
Stone Flee
Piss
Husk
Call Breaker
Fairy Monsters
Dirty Deeds Thunder Leap

>giorno creates 100 frogs that all went 50 miles in different directions while Giorno did all the life creation and fighting with babyface at the same time

Dude can literally just keep making life nonstop

honestly the biggest give away is that he has a humanoid punch ghost
In part 7 Araki moved away from actual punch ghosts and nerfed stands by making them tangible objects that the user had to wield (chocolate disco, mandom) only reserving proper punchers to the protagonists and antagonist (Tusk act.4, D4C, The World)
This happens again with Jojolion, both Gappy and Jobin have proper humanoid punch ghosts (Soft&Wet, Speed Kind) while the rest has freaky monstrosities that barely resemble human forms and have no combat ability (I am Rock, King Nothing) or strange abilities like Doggy Style or Blue Hawaii)

Crazy Diamond>Soft and Wet>Tusk>Stone Free>Gold Experience

I Am A Rock, Vitamin C, and Paisley Park are all punchghosts.

Seething

>closet
That's where your wrong, sweetheart

Tick-Tock Abbafags...

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DP gave a meh character like Caesar the most beautifully executed death in the series. If they don't up the ante I'm going to get real mad and whine about it online

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Has DP ever fucked up a death scene?

They always nail it

Yeah, Dire sucked ass. We didn't have his lifestory narrated to us seconds before he died

currently on ep6 of part 4. should i skip to part 5? so far im really not feeling these characters or their stands.

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It gets better in ep 21

Skipping parts is for faggots.

You should probably stick around for the main villain around the middle of part 4. He's pretty entertaining. Other than that, plotwise part 4 has no serious ramifications into other parts except for the existence of stand arrows so do what you like.

I'm a little worried about how they're going to adapt it. Improved deaths in the anime like Caesar death or Shigechi were just okay in the manga. So it was easy to improve them. But Abbacchio death is already really beautiful, I worry that the adaptation is not at the same level as the manga.

At least probably Narancia death will be better in the anime.

I feel that Rohan first "death" was much better in the manga and personally i like Kakyoin death more in manga than anime.

Part 4 is mediocre but don't skip parts.

>don't skip parts.
Why

Not who you replied to, but I feel like a great part of enjoying Jojo is seeing Araki grow as an author through the decades, which is lost if you start skipping parts.

Maybe the anime doesn't convey the author's decisions, self-reflection, callbacks or reflect the art evolution of the original work. But Araki's storytelling is still there. He's trying something completely different from what he done before like he does in almost every part, which is extremely admirable, even if the results might not be enjoyable to all. This time he's lowering the scale of the story to just a single random japanese city threatened by an unassuming psycopath instead of a world threat like vampires or pillar men.

Daily reminder that King Crimson vs Metallica saved anime and is now Jojo's greatest episode ever.

We should all thank David Productions anons for their great adaptation.

Stop trying to force this meme, you don't even know what it means.

>episode 6
You hardly have a plot at that point.
Keep watching

part 4 hardly has a plot

Just read the manga, you can finish it 10x faster than the anime

Its got more plot then half the other parts so its got that going for it.

KC vs Metallica has just been the best episode of the year and now the next episode it's going to be insane.

Seeing how Mob went to shit in the last episodes with the Naruto arc, how can other anime compete this year with Jojo?

The Nardo arc was good, just not as good as the Mogami or Reigen arcs

Embarrassing

Doppio has definitely had more sex than you, faggot

What kind of argument is this?

>this anatomy

10/10

J. Geil has two right hands. That's like the one thing people knew about him before his first appearance.

You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

ABBABROS... IS THE DAY...

Keep seething now that Jojo is on top of the world after that masterpiece of an episode Mobfag. You're just as pathetic as those Kaguyatards

Nobody outside of the people who already like Jojo even know that the episode exists. It's not as big of a deal as you think.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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This is my favorite panel from sbr.
>the back of his head
I'm pretty sure himself doens't count as an object for d4c

Same for Flop Psycho 100, your appeal to authority isn't working here bud

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Nobody outside of people who watchesanime knows Mob. Nobody outside of people who watches anime now any anime outside of Pokemon, DBZ, and Sailor Moon.

It's so easy to destroy these contrarian arguments, while we Part5chads won and we won't stop winning as such a masterpiece of an episode has just been unveiled.

shit, I even forgot about the damage reflection part

Early Abba was so skinny and girly

based
fuck Mob, fuck One Punch Man, fuck ONE, and fuck niggers

Will the next episode be KINO?

He didn’t have access to his HRT prescription during the journey.

No

Yes

The best part of her is that EVERYONE fucking hates her that is working on Endgame. Look at any of the interviews with her and the others, they shit all over her, like plain as day.

>Dont touch me
>Oh your the next tom cruise
>Nah you arent the strongest
>We are handing it to her, it will be fine if she doesnt fuck up
>We all get along except uh

Will be ABSOLUTELY KINO user, the conclusion of King Crimson vs Metallica (the fight isn't over just yet) and Feels Like The Sky Could Come Down On Us At Any Moment. It's going to be one of the best episodes Jojo has to offer.

I just finished SBR and I feel completely void. How can I cope?
It was a great journey, bros.

Here's your preview, bro

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>fought out the secret behind Soft Machine
>helped beat Illuso
>gave us the piss drinking scene
Abbacchio is fucking based and I’m gonna miss him

You're telling me you wouldn't mindbreak god with your cock/vagina?

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Would you say JoJoLion is good?

Look for some Johnny/Gyro fancomics or some shit. There's some decent MADs on Youtube aswell. When you feel ready to move on, prepare your heart and start JoJolion. Feel comfort in knowing that you finished the longest completed part to date, and (arguably) Araki's magnum opus in terms of writing.

Yes

Nijimura isn't actually Kyo's last name

his hand takes a long ass time to regen during Notorious B.I.G.

>daiya's fat, plump, round, juicy fucking lips
This alone makes part 8 okay
Jobin makes it amazing

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>have friend that looks like Daiya and acts just as cutesy
>but she has a bf

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how many episodes until polnareff

4? Just a guess off the top of my head. We got one more of the risotto fight and abbacchio getting donutted, then 2 of green day and oasis, add and extra for filler and a cliff hanger. I think 4 is fair screencap this

Notorious N.I.G.

You didn't even change it user

When's the stream tomorrow again? 12:30?
wanna watch this with all you jojolads

It's not a meme and it's not being forced, if it's repeated as much it's because this was the most hyped and expected arc of Part 5 and DP set a new standard for shounen with this brilliant episode.

It's almost time to say goodbye, anons.

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NO
I'M NOT READY YET

>>just fucking beat me over the head with it senpai
Subtlety is for fucking cowards. Golden Wind is good at being direct and upfront with their gay Italians. Just like a gay Italian.

Who holds their wine glass by the bottom outside of anime?
Abbachio is such a drama queen.

imagine being sad for a character that has said less than 500 words in the entire series

>part2fags
>skipping parts
PATHETIC

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Imagine never feeling sad for mute characters, taciturn characters, or background characters dying.

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>skipping parts

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>Caesarfag
Bitch ass nigger I would never have on my team

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>I Am A Rock
Arleady mentioned it, btfod by soft and wet
>Vitamin C
Not a punch ghost
>Paisley Park
Never threw w punch

imagine thinking how many words a character says is equal to their weight as a character. muh quantity.

>Being 89 years old
Do head doctors really do this?

Never

Hand to hand bare fist combat ranking
Jonathan>Joseph>Jotaro>Gappy>Giornio>Jolyne>Josuke

>mfw it's almost time

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Are you stupid? Jotaro didn't do any hand to hand combat - punching Rubber Soul while his stand held him was the extent of it. Joseph relied entirely on hamon and tricks, not punching. Gappy and Jolyne were both shown to use CQC effectively. Giorno's name isn't even spelled right.

Jotaro beats the crap out of people, more than he has to. Some are even still in the hospital.
He's had idiot teachers who liked to talk big, so he taught them a lesson. And they never came back to class. If he goes to a restaurant and the food's bad, he makes it a policy to stiff 'em with the bill.

BASED

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>Jotaro
Beat up an adult as a small kid, bitch slapped josuke, big size advantage over everyone except Jonathan and Joseph
>Joseph
Insane agility and stamina thanks to the hamon training with lisa lisa
>Gappy
I put him high in the ranking bitch
>Jolyne
A fucking woman, she was under the effects of survivor in that one fight she had
>Gyornio
He fucking sucks fuck his name and his ""character""

>Beat up an adult as a small kid
The guy had literally been stabbed in the fucking face and was fleeing from another kid
>Insane agility and stamina thanks to the hamon training with lisa lisa
Not 'hand bare fist combat ranking'
>I put him high in the ranking bitch
Putting a character who effectively fought others with his bare fists beneath characters who did not effectively fight others with their bare fists is retarded
>she was under the effects of survivor in that one fight she had
This is your head-canon, and is hilariously nonsensical given that Jolyne used her stand more on her own body than using the stand to fight for her.
>He fucking sucks fuck his name and his ""character""
Cringe

Based

>Can palp a jacked up pedo as a kid
Yeah nah

He'd been stabbed, beaten and thrown out a window, he was fucked up.

>A fucking woman, she was under the effects of survivor in that one fight she had

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Yet it was still enough to send him flying meters

S-she was totally still under the effects of Survivor dude!!! Giorno who never threw a punch is still better than her

No

Wait, I love SO and Jolyne a lot, but isn't this inconsistent? How is she able to hurt it? It's not a bound stand, right?

>The guy had literally been stabbed in the fucking face and was fleeing from another kid
He was a ruffian before he even gained control over his stand, you could argue about him being below Gappy but thats it
>Not 'hand bare fist combat ranking'
He literally had a martial art training montage, how does that not translate to bare fist combat?
>This is your head-canon
Are you dense? Both her and the guy she was fighting were under the effects of survivor, thats why they could see bjutifil muscles, she would have gotten minced if he fought a beefy dude under the effects of survivor without any boost
>Cringe
Gornio fucking sucks, hes a complete gary stu

STOP POINTING OUT MY PLOT HOLES user

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Arhacki strikes again

Faggot

>In a fight where both participants got powered up equally, the female participant of the fight only won because of the powerup
That's not even how Survivor fucking works lmao

can some one give me an ETA for when the new ep comes out.

Not really...

Never have they done a titledrop in in the manga other than Steel Ball Run for obvious reasons AFAIK.

9 hours

Stone Free´s leg was exactly in the same place as Jolyne´s.

G..guys, what's gonna happen?

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Have you read the manga?

hasta la vista, leone....

No
?

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KEK

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No. First off, skipping parts is for fags.

But, I'll agree with you that the first few episodes of Part 4 are probably the least-best of the part.

The part rapidly increases in quality as you go on, especially once Kira is introduced.

I'm pretty sure both Jotaro and Dio has done the same thing.

is the gang better than the stardust crusaders???

No

Better in what way? At fighting, or just better characters?

>The crusaders had best Jojo Joseph on their team
>The crusaders also had to fight best villain DIO
No the gang is not better

Stone Free is woven into Jolyne. It can also separate from Jolyne and coil into its own persona.

I don't remember either of them kicking C-Moon

why is diavolo wearing that

incel

He was playing football

I don’t know if I wanna watch it bros..

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Be happy that he got reunited with his old partner

tick tock abbafags

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You're right and there's also how Speed King has a 'true' ability, meaning we're only seeing him using a tiny part of his real power.

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Abba should've died last week.

La Squadra Chads > Bruno's donut virgins
Don't (You) at me

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Don’t do this to me bro
True. And later on with the others

They are not called La Squadra.

REQUIEM WOAH WOAHHH

name ONE (1) La Squadra member who is still alive and didn't totally job their mission

PROTIP: YOU CAN'T

based

>REQUIEM

you fucked it up user. you fucked it up.

it's "REQUIEMO"

>La Squadra Chads
jobber villain of the week fodder

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I think most people would agree that the top3 punchers rating is
>Star Platinum>Crazy Diamond>Tusk Act.4
But how would we rank the rest? (Stone free, Gold Expierience, Soft&Wet)

Requiemo is not a word, you weeb.

WOOOOW WOAAAAA

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sure, but he says "reqiuem-o" in the song

ok I’m gonna say it I FUCKING LOVE ABBA

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Requiem wo user
“The requiem(s)”

No, he says rekuiemu. Now you fucked it up, user.

SOON
youtube.com/watch?v=p3PVEimHJU8

Mamma Mia

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>corrupt cop
>got his partner killed
>fired due to corruption
>alcoholic
>first thing he did when his squad got a new member was piss in the guys drink and force him to drink it
>was content to let 3 of his friends die because he didn't want to reveal his boring-ass stand to the newbie. like seriously, the ability isn't THAT special that it needs to be kept a total secret even in dire circumstances.
>constantly bullies, harasses, hates on, and demeans the new guy despite the new guy saving his and his squads lives several times
>gets mad at the new guy after the new guy saves his life
>has done a total of two useful things so far: helped during the boat fight and helped fly the airplane
>has not won any fights
>tried to stop giorno from saving bruno
>beat up an innocent civilian

am i missing anything?

sir, are you blind? here

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>the ability isn't THAT special that it needs to be kept a total secret even in dire circumstances.

it seemed to be a theme about certain stands in passionne , like how illuso was saying to other squadra members how risotto told him to not reveal his stand , guess thats because they all paranoid in some way

LMAO

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I think having part of brain in another dimension would still kill him.

>Inb4 DP dont put that cloud that censor the donut

I wonder when Araki will give us a fight that is seen from a passer-bys point of view

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it just works

Thats actually a proper way to hold a wineglass, so your wine doesn't get warm from hand and you don't leave fingeprints on glass.

>Johnny, I'm gonna have to drop out of the race! Take my Steel Ball and Run to New York!

And you people like this crap?

>it just works

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I just finished stone ocean, best part so far

7>6 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 3 > 1

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?

Either a fake name or she married a Nijimura at some point. We'll never know since she's dropped out of the story.

Stop user I can’t love him any more

>trash ocean ranked above anything

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stone ocean is superior to part 5 who only redeemable element are bruno, mista, narancia and abbacchio.

part 5 had the worst villain, the second worst mc (bruno was the mc) and the biggest asspull

I will actually cum buckets when this happens in the anime. My favourite manga panel.

Don't use KC for your trash opinions

>the biggest asspull

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cringe

>OH MY REQUIEM

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>trash opinions
but this is 4channel friend everyone is allowed to have an opinion (as long as they love ad revenue)

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jolyne is my favourite jojo along with joseph

Spice Gyaru

heh

I finally did it, I finally caught up with the manga with no skipping parts. I feel...... based.

Bros...

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Why is that cloud flipping the bird

New thread when

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his final farewell to giorno

stone ocean speedrun

Abba dies today right?

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Bruno is a honorary Joestar
Based

2 weeks

So is Okuyasu, and basically any character who will hold up binoculars and get added

just skip it

recap again?

Augh

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skip 6 and read 7

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This is the best fight in all of Jojo and you cant change my mind.

>TFW Miyuki Sawashiro will scream that final line in your lifetime

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The manliness makes it gay

How was this an asspull you fucking retard

Part 5 was so gay that araki wanted to give male fans some fanservice by making part 6 lesbian but it was a horrible part

>first female jojo
>gets jotaro killed, fails to kill the bad guy and the entire universe fucking resets

gg

How the fuck does part 4 have 0p when the jojo of that part is a literal faggot

not remotely true

Not gay, but you know what was? Avdol and Polpol pissing together

>Miyuki Sawashiro
I bet she's gonna get replaced like every other voice actor

Part 6's story literally starts with the JoJo having a boyfriend.

So you're saying that everyone who used the public restroom is fuken gay?

yes

part 6 > 5

What if in one of the infinite parallel jojo worlds stands didn't exist and Passione was a gang of hamon users?

What if you’re a little girl?

It would be kind of pointless, most people can't even learn hamon and if you did go through all the trouble of training in it you wouldn't need to waste your time working for a gang.

>Drugs fuck up your breathing
It'd be a breeze

i can't imagine Polpo being able to breathe efficiently

I readed vento aureo pretending that bruno and narancia were girls

That's not an asspull, the characters were actively trying to get their stands pierced by the arrow for that entire arc.

More like actively trying to get their asses pierced by dick

>this new ITEM will UNLOCK YOUR HIDDEN POWERS, now MC, say after me:

OH...

MY GOLDEN REQUIEM


RESURRECT MY LUNGS AND HEART AND KILL THE BIG BAD FOREVER

did dio fucked pucci boipucci?

Rice-A-Roni is a jobber lmao

you're trolling. don't you have anything better to do than troll a past-bump-limit jojo thread that's on page 8 and probably has like 5 people still watching it?

I really hope DP learns how to draw tits by the time part 6 rolls around. Trish's chest looks deformed in every frame.

well, if you want a non troll opinion, I came from hunter x hunter.

I readed hunter x hunter for years deluding myself into thinking that jojo was a"shonen" for 9gag underage kids, while hunterX was the superior "SERIOUS AND MATURE" option for smart people like me.

Right now I find unable to enjoy hunter x hunter again, the art feels like garbage, the "mature" plot is cliché except yorkshin arc which is great (1991 anime) and the story is no better, now hunter x hunter feels like a watered down naruto

be understanding user, they've solely been drawing buff beefy guys and twinks for 7 years straight now.

>I came from hunter x hunter.

im not even going to read the rest of your post

speedreader

VA is all twinks tho.

good

yes...? and?

alright i read the rest, i apologize. HxHfags are usually shitting up every thread they can find.

1/2

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2/2

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