H-how does she know?

h-how does she know?

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What's the difference between a virgin and an extra virgin?

browsing Yea Forums

Why do little girls get to make fun of virgins? They're virgins too.

Are you talking about olive oil?

wrong

me and you

Non-virgins can easily recognize a virgin. The Colors would figure you out immediately and make fun of you because of it.

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Haven't had sex ever
Haven't hold hand kiss or grab an ass or tit ever.

im like holden caulfield, I've done all that shit but no actual sex desu

>virgin
Has not had sex
>turbo virgin
Has not had sex, browses Yea Forums
>hyper virgin
Has not had sex, browses /r9k/

They're all virgins. Get help.

Alright, fine, she caught me fapping to Mothra, so what? I got a black eye but I won't be going back to work for another few weeks.

It depends on how much you press the olives

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How can you tell?

Less than 0.8% free acidity

I'm not a virgin.

how much did the hooker charge you?

about 3.50, now I have dick rot

Easy, cause it's abnormal for a grow up person to not get laid or not be together with someone, like they expect you to act like an adult cause that's the first painting we see when we look at someone more bigger and older than us. A reliable and wise person, not a shy and weird closed dude. A person like that is no longer an adult or even scary, just another kid and therefore worthy of being bullied.

It's the smell.

You and me

Yeah, but which is which?