User's Bar

>handsome man
>not midget hitler

Yokoso, mein herr.

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She is.

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Midget Hitler should not be a bartender.

Only handsome men have that right.

You look sad. Why?

Well, Hitomi isn't really cute, but who am i to complain?

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Guys there's pale looking fancy clothed little girl crying and drinking up everything at the bar

She is so ugly. Why would anyone want THAT as a bartender instead of a handsome man?

Give me a glass of everything. Life drives me to drink.

Don't say such sad things.

I try and tell her not to make those faces, but she can't help herself, and we need the gimmick.
Besides, all our other JC bartenders mysteriously stop showing up after their training shift is over.
The JK's burn out because they don't get good tips, and keep getting called "old hags" by the patrons.

You can't even imagine the money I wasted on renovations for a loli-staffed "mini-bar" because I didn't check labor laws first.

Leave her alone she is my sister

user's Shop

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Disgusting shop

Don't knock it until you've tried it

I would never try it

Japan was on top of this memes business decades ago. Even had magazines.

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i want to try it mixed with sake, is it alchoholic?

What can I get for you, user? The usual?

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It's coffee-only here

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Only a bit, you should still be able to operate heavy machinery

I don't want ugly girls serving as my bartenders.

Where are the handsome, classy men?

But I am! I'll have one drink please. Garnished with skid rowed loli panties and disappointment from my parents.

>Ok handsign

Truly

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Loli panties are not edible.

The emoji statue

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I just want them on the side as company!

But loli panties can't talk

You're hurting my soul. I'm gonna leave this bar because the service is terrible. Goodbye. Nice dubs.

I am sorry please come back, I'll keep you company instead.

Thanks, dubman, you're all right. I'll have a glass of club soda, vodka and a squeeze of loli piss.

*kicks open the door*
HAHAHAHAHA BRO THAT SHIT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHA BRO THOSE ANIMES ARE SOO WEIRD HAHA.
AND HOW YOU D-D-D-DABBED ON THOSE WEEBS HAHAHAHA THEY WERE SO. FUCKING. CRIIIIINGEEEEE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*spits on the ground*
YO DUDE, YOU HEAR ME?
GET ME SOME FUCKING WHISKY OVER HERE? YOU GOT THE GOOD SHIT LIKE JACK DANIELS?
HAAHAHA NIIIIIIIICE. HURRY UP BRO. WILL YA??!

How very typical foreign behaviour! Please leave, you're scaring the lolis and the moomins.

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Who let this clown in?

nigero!

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Based chad

Dont know why but the idea of owning a bar has always appealed to me even as a child. Though as an adult now the appeal is having the bar just the way I like it. Small, dark, quiet but not dead quiet. Conversation but no ones screaming. Maybe we serve pizza homemade or course. A pair of arcade machines in the corner. Classy old man bartender. Clean but not neat.

*cocks SPAS-12*
Can't you read? This is a white only bar, NIGGER.

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Okay. user. I think this night is over. You need to leave.

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Can i have one gf pls shaken not stirred

What's something good mixed with vodka? I'll have that bartender

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Someone wake me when I need to leave for work, thanks.

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You're going to drink loli piss?

Don't you mean White Supremacist statue?

Tears

Coming right up

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It's fine, senpai.

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No no no, HERE'S how you shake!

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BROOO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUCKING SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK? HAHAHAHAHAH IF YOU GUYS SERVED HOMEMADE PIZZA DAAAMN. BRO I'D FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR A SLICE OF HOMEMADE PIZZA RIGHT NOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
OR SOME FUCKING A R C A D E MACHINES. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DUDE SHIT WOULD BE SLAPPING SO FUCKING HARD GODDAMN HAHAHAHAHA.
*violently headlocks *
DON'T YOU AGREE BRO??!
DUDE WE COULD MAKE THIS BAR SOOOO FUCKING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT HAHAHAHA.
BRO YOU KNOW WHAT?! IM GOING TO INVITE MY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW, THIS IS GONNA BE SOO FUCKING AWSOME BRO.
LET'S TEAR THIS BITCH APART HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But that is not healthy. You'll get germs in your tummy.

I'd visit your bar

>jack daniels

I know you are being ironic, but this shit is criminally disgusting.

Wild Turkey or go

Yes. Exact;y. Now all we have to do is mix those with a vodka for you.

New shipment arrived, who wants a bloody loli mixed drink?

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Hey, wanna keep it quiet or shall we take this outside?

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I want mine extra puffy

I'll have a delicious ice cold bear, please barkeep.

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You crossed the line chad. Let's step outside. I've been training for this moment

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i want mine mixed with cachaça

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Must be a shithole.

Not with that kind of attitude they aren't.

Take that back.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ial6atdReWs

Are you a lad?

>delted
No fun allowed

I want a strawberry sundae

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Absolute good taste

Handsome girl is fine too

Update when?

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“Handsome” can only be applied to males.

Females can only be beautiful. And a beautiful bartender just doesn’t work. It has to be a handsome bartender.

Now you're speaking my language.

Clearly you've never watched Utena

Handsome females don’t exist.

They CAN’T exist.

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

You've gone to far this time.

I am sorry. But once a female becomes “handsome”, she ceases to be a female anymore.

Not as sorry as you're going to be if you keep this talk up, if you catch my drift.

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Alright I will stop.

Sorry.

You are forgiven.

Thank you, master.

tfw my sister has a mixology degree. Doubt she remembers any of it though.

>Mixology degree

Where do you get those?

I dont know where she got hers, been years since then. But there are schools that teach it, just google.

fuck, now I want to rewatch 91 days for their booze brewing shenanigans and Koyasu

>Head
>Empty

I don’t think those degrees are like official or something?

Well she doesnt even use it, works at the local nuke plant doing fuck all and makes nearly 100k a year. Sure the hours can be 12 a day for weeks at a time for a shutdown. But it doesnt sound terrible. She actually made more money going from plant to plant all over the country. Drinks like a fish, rarely see her sober

If only I had someone to rewatch those shows with

You can always watch it with us user. The most fun you can have on this site is watching or re-watching a series with fellow anons and shitposting about it in real time.

in VR
if you don't have it, enjoy a literal twitch chat

Not even that. Just watching a livestream like we often do with airing anime or the yearly rewatches is good enough. Nothing compares to watching a trainwreak with Yea Forums losing your shit at the smallest of things.

How? There’s no rewatching threads and there’s no way we can watch it together in at the same time in real time

>Nothing compares to watching a trainwreak with Yea Forums losing your shit at the smallest of things.
that's what I mean by twitch chat
>OH HE'S GONNA DO THE THING WOWOWOWOW
>actual twitch emotes
>one man spam
>useless mods
>spoilers (not that I mind, all things considered)
you just have to see it from the sidelines to notice how cancer all of it is
at least in VR you can remove excessive shitposters

>There’s no rewatching threads
Of course there aren't. People make a rewatch thread when the time for a yearly re-watch or a marathon is agreed upon. They're something that has to be planned for ahead of time and in previous threads.

I thought it was generally agreed upon that most stream chats are cancer. Most anons on Yea Forums just post in the thread and the rare times the stream actually has a chat its ignored by everyone but the rabid shitposters who then use it as a safe space to spam their shit.

but then you're stuck with autists watching something you've already seen and most likely remember clearly unless it's something really convoluted
if you can't even discuss it with Yea Forumsnons in real time then there's no point in coming together at all

It doesn't matter if you're 5-30 seconds behind, you're still watching it with others, and without using a chat with names and all that other assorted faggotry.
Plus, someone posting something you just saw in the thread gives you more time to talk about it and post screenshots and images.

i miss this frens

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