BIBILE INVENTED ISEKAI

>Isaiah 65:17
>For behold, I will create new heavens and a new earth. The former things will not be remembered, nor will they come to mind.
>But be glad and rejoice forever in what I create; for I will create Jerusalem to be a joy and its people to be a delight
Don't forget to pray to our Lord and savior Yea Forums, maybe when you die you'll get to go to the isekai after all.

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Real men choose reincarnation not a retirement home called 'heaven'

Was Jesus an Isekai protagonist?

>not a retirement home called 'heaven'
>text literally says he creates a new earth

>(reverse) harem
>godhacks powers
>Moralfag
Yes.

next week is May

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Peter is best girl. Magdalenefags shouldn't even reply

God is pretty based sending his son to live his life isekai and all that jazz.
I'm glade Jesus learned that revive spell, would have been pretty arkward if we accidentally killed his son and he don't come back.

>One of the harem betrays him at the end
Has any other harem done this?
Not just a fakeout where after the betrayal he repents but a betrayal with irreversible consequences.

>Judas fucking kills herself afterwards
Why is the writer so edgy?

>Judas fucking kills herself afterwards
But she didn't die.

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it's also implied that Judas is in eternal hell not because of her betrayal but because she was too stubborn and never had faith in Jesus even at the very end
also apparently Jesus picked Judas because he knew she was going to betray him in the end

Truly worst girl.

>New Testament

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>Book of Isaiah
>New Testament
Open a Bible, look at the table of contents, and you’ll realize your mistake.

Begone, Jew

the bible has not invented or done anything first, it is all cobbeled together and plagiarised from other religious or philosophical sources

>the 10 plagues arc
>high fantasy Armageddon fights
>wars everywhere

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does van run into any sort of actual challenge after ice age or is just him effortlessly stomping people

Wew lad.

The fun of the story is in watching Rodcorte and Alda fuck up in dealing with him over and over, it's not the sort of story you read because you want to see conflict or the protagonist struggling.

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True, it is a cuck story after all.

Guys I just finished Revelation. What the fuck did I just watch?

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Man, John was on some strong shrooms while he was writing Revelations.

Yeah it was a cool, story but they really should have made it non-canon.

You mean Gabriel Dropout?

the old testament is unironically an interesting source for inspiration if you're trying to write your own homebrew as long as you skip the long winded genealogies and stick to the older translated versions with more interesting prose

Martha is best girl, and you can never change my mind

what is that from because im 100% it's not from death mage

THOU SHALT VERBETH THY THING TO THEE

Random art by the Running Away from the Hero LN artist.

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>not the virgin mary

Based

My favorite arc was the Judge Arc(s)
The author really shines when it comes to small side-stories
Samson was based

This Isekai sounds pretty comfy too desu.
>In the Quran, "the Garden" is described with material delights, such as beautiful maidens, precious stones, delicious foods, and constantly flowing water—the latter especially appealing to the desert dwelling Arabs, who spend most of their life in arid lands.

She's off limits.

is David closer to kingdombuilding chinkshit or shounenshit?

>Goliath
>love-hate from Saul
>refugee arc running around different towns and caves with a small army
>becomes the king in the end
>lusts over and takes some soldier's wife and plots to get the soldier killed in battle
>child becomes OP too
.etc I'm sure I'm missing a lot of other details

Should I bother reading that “Gnosti”whatever side story? Is it even canon?

It’s a reverse-Byronic tale
The pure, good protagonist has a standard protagonist journey, becomes corrupt, and then becomes the villain

Imagine fucking a virgin milf.

It's a deconstruction of that genre, moron. See, it started as a shounen when David acted as a huge moralfag towards Saul, then turned into chinkshit with that Uriah/Batsheba and then David out of nowhere stopped acting like a young master and his sons begun raping their sisters and rebelled against him.

user no

>his sons begun raping their sisters and rebelled against him.
>Some time passed. David’s son Absalom had a beautiful sister whose name was Tamar; and David’s son Amnon fell in love with her. 2 Amnon was so tormented that he made himself ill because of his sister Tamar, for she was a virgin and it seemed impossible to Amnon to do anything to her.
my dick is already hard before the actual act

I pity Tamar. She was a great character but every doujinshi with her is always some sick rape/guro shit. Why can't the best girl have some vanilla?

>best girl
>not even a musclegirl tomboy

Oh please, Old Testament had very few good female characters, got to give credit where credit is due. Remember Samson's wife, for example? She was a massive whore. Not that he deserved any better, he was an idiot.

>Samson's story was about not trusting 3DPD
Based

If you treat it like one of Jesus' teachings, then yeah but you can't deny that Samson was a terrible character and a retard. His last seconds were pretty good though. Maybe the writer was aiming for that twist from the start and had to dumb down the protagonist.

That part where he tied all the foxes tails together and burned down everything was cool

He really likes writing about the hubris of man

>Muslims and Jews get worldly rewards
>Christians get assimilated into god
huh

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What are Yea Forums's thoughts on cute nuns?

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That’s what they get for not following the true way

Daily reminder that Eve did nothing wrong

Good job.

>Jews get worldly rewards
IIRC, Old Testament never said anything about what the afterlife is like, so I don't know what the consensus is among jews in modern day.

Even the New Testament only ever says everyone will get to be with YHWH, but only when the world ends, and no real word on specifics.
Everything else is fanfiction.

>Muslims get to luxuriate in the company of hot babes forever
>Christians get ego-death
Islam's looking more tempting to be honest.

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Rachel or Leah?