What would Bocchi be like as a girlfriend?

clingy but diligent

How is she in bed?

She would be the kind of girl that always follows you and clings to you and when you're not near her she doesn't feel safe. She looks up to you as a impossible standard and everytime she talks about her relationship the most said phrase is "I don't deserve him".

When you come back home to see her she has already prepared food and almost bows to the floor you walk on.

You don't even need to bully her because everytime she thinks about a mistake she dwells on it. Nevertheless when you do she only agrees before being depressed. She says she deserves being beat up and you know no matter what you do she won't leave you. That's why you can punch her everyday as you come home to the point where she has to skip class to heal. You spit on her face as she cries on the floor and she doesn't even care. She knows she's trash and she's know she's below you.

My gf bocchi so cute!

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Like the average user with a waifu and no real life experience, I guess.

Imagine Bocchi sending you texts begging you to not forget her every ten minutes when you aren't together.

she's canonically fantastic at night

In what way?

Just imagine.

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I want to try it out! (once she is not a JC anymore)

Sadly for you, Bocchi isn't going to grow up at all. She will have a sexy JS body for all eternity, just like the Kaos.

Now you just remembered that you are real and she isn't, you are welcome.

Sorry Juju, but I'm not real either.

>JS/JC body
>sexy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder

You are very real, user.

Aw yiss.

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Whoops, I guess there's no context about what it's like having a BPD girlfriend in that wiki. Having Bocchi as a girlfriend would require the patience of a saint, since those with BPD rarely improve over time.

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>once she is not a JC anymore
How cute

Rather, it gets worse. Not even saints will be able to stand it for more than a couple of years.

this was probably why Kai stopped being friends with Bocchi

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Like this.

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>the world is a tough place.

i would like bocchi to be my gf and that she fucks another boy.

You haven't been on Yea Forums very long, have you?

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>that aliasing

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>all this cringe

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sometime in the future Bocchi dies of an unknown illness
as she drifts away she suddenly gets hit by a sudden feeling of warmth and confidence as time and space warp around her
she opens her eyes and finds herself in the 13th century in a new body
as she realises that she got reborn with powers beyond her understanding (for now), she begins her eternal journey as a godess

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Is she a virgin? Asking for a friend.

Sorry, not anymore.

>Blushes and runs away the first time you make eye contact
>Panics every time she sees you after that
>Passes out when you confess to her
>Mumbles incoherently for your entire first date
>Repeatedly apologizes for no reason
>The next day, reintroduces herself to you
>Vomits and starts crying the first time you tell her you love her
>Constant "do you really love me" texts after that
>Tries to say it back to you, passes out after one syllable
>You barely catch her before she hits the ground
>Turns bright red when she wakes up and realizes you're still holding her
>Buries her face in your chest and mumbles something
>Stay that way until she falls asleep in your arms
>She smiles and mumbles your name in her sleep

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Cute.

>wanting to be cuckolded by the most submissive girl imaginable

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FBI here, go ahead and be honest with your feelings we won't arrest you.

Isn't that exactly why?

That's because it's not actually a "disorder", it's just a clinical name for a specific pattern of shitty behavior.

Where do I sign up for a Bocchi gf?

Nako is for Aru

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gross.

We need a highschool sequel of Bocchi with a chad MC as her partner.

you're gross

We need a JS prequel

Is Bocchi just a rip off of Yunyun?

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The real question is how she would be in bed.

eeeeh?

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But way sexier.

Yunyun is just Bocchi after she grows up and gets isekai'd.

>puberty hits Bocchi
>she grows massive tits

Fund it.

Bocchichi

That would explain my desire to cuddle them and brush their hair while whispering words of encouragement in their ear.

I wonder if Bocchi blows bubbles with bubblegum

I want to Nako Nako's Nakos!

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Go back to kyuutie threads.

>texting every 5 minutes asking if I want to break up with her
>panic attack whenever a possible homewrecker makes an appearance
>suicide attempts every single week
needy girls like her are the worst

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What if Bocchi became a vampire?

Bocchi is not suicidal.

Not yet.

I don't know if anyone cares, but I recently wrote a ten page final paper on social anxiety as portrayed in the manga. If anyone is interested, I'll post a link to it.

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I'd flip up bocchi's skirt in front of the whole class and embarass her in front of everybody.

Summarize in 13 words or less.

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Beautiful. Pure. Yes.

You can't flip her skirt if she isn't wearing one.

I'm interested.

God I wish that was me.

Reminder.

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>not knowing tomu's art
out

I'm waiting for doujins. Sadly, Bocchi's shy and submissive personality ends up attracting artists who only get off to gang rape and extreme stuff.

I would make Bocchi go to school not wearing panties.

please post epitaph bocchi

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Bocchi has social anxiety disorder, but still tries her best to make friends anyways
drive.google.com/open?id=1vHMkjrKXYXIVQg58ku_1EbZiWOXJ_Qh1
Be aware this was my final paper for my Asian Studies course last semester, it's more of a basic understanding than a vignette, and after taking psychopathology this semester, going back to it is actually making me cringe at how basic and shitty it is at a psychological diagnosis. Still got an A though so I'll take it.

meant to post this image with it

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god i wish that was me

That's 14 words, baka anonymous, you lost all credibility now

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Sorry I'm very high right now and forgot how to count

Link it, loser.

see

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Nevermind I found it. Should've scrolled down.

How predictable. Such a shame, even though the series is prime real estate for an adorable, pure yuri doujin.

What would be your ideal Bocchi doujin Yea Forums? I want some girls to bully Bocchi, take away her clothes and make her go home naked.

Tl;dr but the point you're making with her being extroverted, yet socially anxious seems like something obvious only after someone points it out, if you catch my drift. I assume most of the paper is just justification, so am not gonna bother, but I did like the premise.
"Japanese manga" tho

Certainly a yuri Bocchi x Nako, I like me some of that pure shit (see what I did there?)

One where bocchi make old men her Friends.

Nice read. I also wrote a similar paper about hikikomori after reading NHK.

yea but not just socially anxious, actual Social Anxiety disorder - I quoted the DSM-5, even though at the time I had no idea how the DSM-5 worked. But yea overall correct. It's a really easy argument to make after reading the manga, but for a teacher who only knows what I tell her in the paper its a really original topic.
Also "Japanese manga" because the coarse was a general Intro to Asian Studies so not focused just on Japan, meaning I had to specify which country my work of choice to write about came from.

thanks user

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based ryonaposter

Would be pretty great, even if I become a drunken violent wife beating misogynist she would happily take my abuse in order to keep the relationship alive

By the way user, how did you get away with writing that paper? Bases on my experience, the prof will usually make you write some bullshit about how the paper is relevant to society.

Here are the goals that the paper had. Very open to do whatever. The example of a good paper our prof used in class was of a girl who wrote about forced femininity in Otome games

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>yea but not just socially anxious, actual Social Anxiety disorder
You know, depending on how you look at it, every little character trait can be a disorder or every disorder might just be a strong trait. Like being retarded is just being really dumb, usually caused by something, but not always, especially in the borderline cases. To me saying she has a disorder is nothing more than saying "she is so very socially anxious that most people agree it's rather not healthy at all" desu. What you're saying is all correct and stuff, just saying the border you're pointing out is really an artificial one, tho you prolly know that anyway so excuse me

>forced femininity in Otome games

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Is this anime KumaMiko but without the Bear manipulating the girl and it's actually her own god damn fault?

Shit, that sounds like fun.

Machi is sexier.

>forced femininity in Otome games

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>your own original interpretation of the primary source
>use secondary source materials
You literally cannot do both at once.

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>forced femininity in Otome games
but that's the best part of them

>to contextualize source
>elaborate on terms
>position your analysis in relations to other arguments
Are you illiterate, user?

Yes, doing that makes it not your own original interpretation, but rather, the interpretation offered by the secondary sources you're using.

No, it does not, you fucking mongoloid. If you want to make an argument about the author of Hitori Bocchi being influenced by his Japanese culture, you need to cite sources that explain Japanese culture.

Yea exactly, at the time I wrote the paper I had the same thoughts you did. Psychopathology is used to actually define what traits constitute a psychological disorder however. I could go into this forever but I'm too high to think so i'll leave it at that lmao

I'm looking through old files to see if I can find it

>step 1: use primary source (manga) to make a hypothesis (i.e. Bocchi has social anxiety.)
>step 2: use a secondary source (psychology research papers) to back up examples from primary source as being correct
secondary sources in this regard are not technically about the primary source, so you can do both at once

>sources that explain Japanese culture
Those would be primary sources you fucking idiot.

incorrect, the primary source is the manga

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user, stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

You degenerates stay away from my daughter.

She would be extremely clingy and try her hardest to please you, which could be cute but also annoying.

What would Nako be like as a girlfriend?

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She'd take the kids at the first opportunity.

Why is nako such a bitch? She ruined the entire episode!

Bocchi is so cute I just wanna bully her.

How unfortunate that you think that.

>What would Bocchi be like as a girlfriend?
Perfect.

What is the difference between pancakes and hotcakes?

>a girl who wrote about forced femininity
Of course it was.

>look at this backwards Japanese society that expects females behave feminine
Jews already fucked the West. Why can't they just leave Japan alone? If I wanted deconstructionist postmodern critiques shoved up my ass, I'd just walk around outside for five minutes. I watch anime to escape that shit.

I made something

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Read Flying Witch.

ah my eyes

I hear Ricardo.

Wait, some parts are wrong. I'm such a loser.

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Bocchi is incredible at night, is Yunyun?

Playful bully.

Now faster.

Good job

She will be once I train her.

What about Komi?

Well done user.

My wife Machi is so cute.

Who would win Yea Forums's affection?

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>how did you get away with writing that paper?
Easy. Go to clown school
Just about every Uni is a fucking clown school now. the amount of shit I've gotten away with is amazing. I made my thesis about Wikipedia and put Cirno all over it, and I'm getting my bachelors Friday
No point in struggling through clown school. ゆっくりしていってね

Which one?

Machi is so fucking fat.

screw u

I love both my autistic daughters equally.

Here user I made it even better

nice

Perfect

such good friends

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Like having a lifesize onahole

>Wake up in the morning
>50+ texts sent to phone
>First few are: "My name is Bocchi", "Pleased to meet you", "I hope you didn't forget about me because I wasn't near you yesterday", "The foods I like are..."
>Call her and arrange a date for a few hours from the call
>Show up 30~ minutes early
>She beat you there, what
>She claims to have been there for two hours prior, worried you might show up early and think she was late
>Go to a diner with her
>She opens up a little, you get to see her cute face
>Call her cute
>She passes out from being happy
>Wakes up later in her room
>You carried her home, stayed at her side to make sure she was alright
>She passes out from happiness again

A day of dating Bocchi, as assumed through extensive scientific theorizing.

I'd remove her clothes if she passes out during a date as a joke.

I like Bocchi because she is shy like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Bocchi also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Bocchi is like my dreamgirl she has a ;_; face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love bocchi and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

I kinda hoped Bocchi had black hair, my hopes got shot down since the early colored pages of the manga but still.

Is this some kind of wacky meta troll?

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Why am I so sick? Why is it that I want to have a relationship like that.

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Inspired by nichijou?

Found it:
youtube.com/watch?v=VftUp4eljho

It's an ancient Lucky Star pasta

bocchi takes kai's advice to a 1000% and started banging all the in the chicks in the class

Imagine having Bocchi as your girlfriend
>insists you do everything with her, even the most mundane of tasks
>any time you do anything without her, she becomes depressed for the rest of the week
>is ecstatic every time you come home, which you enjoyed at first, but slowly grew tired of as she hounds you the moment you walk through the door until the second you go to sleep
>begin to cherish the time spent crammed against strangers on the train to work, as it's the only time you actually get to yourself nowadays
>until one day, she asks to ride with you every morning because she can't bear being alone for even half an hour longer
>one day as you're riding together, she falls asleep in the chair next to you
>you use this opportunity to get off the train two stops early and just walk the rest of the way
>you're a few minutes late, but don't even care at this point
>the instant you sit down, your phone starts vibrating nonstop
>it's bocchi, sending a million desperate and panicked texts, wondering where you went and worrying that you left her forever
>she keeps trying to call you every minute, seemingly endlessly, making it impossible to focus
>it finally stops, thank christ, time to actually work
>a co-worker comes by and taps you on the shoulder
>"hey, your girlfriend is in the lobby, crying"
>lo and behold she's standing there, sobbing incoherently, making a scene
>mortified, you make up some bullshit to your boss about her grandma dying and ask if you could take her home, he says yes
>as you sit on the train, wordless, she clings to your arm, sniffling and mumbling the entire time
>when you get home, she makes you promise that you'll never abandon her
>you do
>satisfied, she finally relents and let's you go back to work
>get to the station
>buy a ticket to hokkaido
>change your number
>find work at a waffle stand at a ski resort
>feel free for the first time in forever
>months later, call up a friend
>he tells you bocchi hung herself not even a week after you left

Bocchi more like BocCHAD

Bocchi confirmed to be set in an alternate reality with differrent tectonic development.

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oh god how horrifying

I hated every second of reading this.

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tonight I had a dream about bocchi and nako hanging out and bocchi brought snacks and started to freak out about wether or not they would be good and then nako kissed her on the forehead and told her to calm down and she left to make tea and bocchi got super flustered UwU it was so cute

What the fuck did I just read

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A vanilla doujin with Bocchi making love to an Oniichan self insert

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I love the subtle details in this show.

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They're girl friends.

>gym teacher's penis is where sensei's mouth is
That's not subtle at all.

NTR'd

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Enko Anthology.

>only 6 guys with 23 girls

wtf

She would be extremely clingy at first and willing to do anything. Then she'd thoughtlessly tell you that she only got with you out of a promise to her elementary school crush, Chad, to date 20 other men, and that if she did, Chad would marry her.

This, she is NTR bait.

>this is how Nako felt

Episode 4 preview up
hitoribocchi.jp/story/

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Again, you fucking retad. This is impossible as ALL MEN DISAPPEAR FROM EXISTENCE IN THE MANGA.

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Whoa someone please cover that forehead you could blind a man with that weapon.

I thought this was girls school. Were there any boys in manga?

Me on the right

Not Karen looks cute.

Tight and Submissive

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What a cute.

Please eat your own eyeballs.

Why'd you bully Bocchi, you heathen?

Way to go Master

A small series of doujinshi. Nako-chan tries to get closer to sensei and they fuck. Eventually Bocchi and the other girls join in with Nako and sensei.

50¢ that they're going to sub her name as russian

What if manga starts introducing boys showed here, would you like this development?

I'm pretty sure they've already been retconned out of existence.

Post sexy Aru's

But that's every Aru

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Did Bocchi became friends with the tiara girl yet? She's a qt

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How does she plan on befriending the boys?

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I need that image with Aru showing her big milkers,anons help me

I bet she can befriend three boys at the same time.

Wow, I really want to be this girl's friend now!

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>12 years old
Imagine JD Aru

Would giving Bocchi LSD cure her autism?

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Wouldn't that be pretty similar to Komi-san? Except with extra autism

please don't bully Forehead Rakita

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They will switch schools after 1st year

She's amazing at night.

yes, a disney song occurs

all boys disappear

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ganbare beamu

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hajimemashite

bocchi desu

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Imagine Komi and Bocchi switch places

Look at this loser.

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Gridman?

That's the loser beam.

What does "Do your best Beam" do?

Is she going to finger both Nako and Bocchi?

it empowers arus sexual drive so she can get railed for hours and hours without a break

>here lies Bocchi
>she made no friends

Like spending the rest of your life holding a fragile flower. Sure, it's a pretty flower. But you'll never be rid of the feeling that it's going to snap in two the moment you make any wrong moves.

Reminds me of Klipsch earphones.

She is a friend slut that will befriend anyone, so I'm assuming she'll be a slut when she grows up. She'll do anyone and become fuck friends with anyone approaches her.

>anyone that approaches her
Fixed.

Being a slut implies she would be capable of having sex. I don't think you could even get to first base without her having a fatal heart attack.

Bocchi's going to be a real heartbreaker if she's always so earnest and sweet talks boys the same way she does with girls.

Nako is already a chad,

Is Bocchi a grudge holder? People as sensitive as her bruise easily.

My wife Sotoka is so cute

I like how no one points out that Bocchi isn't wearing a skirt.

You just described my last ex scarily accurately, is it just this generation or were women always shit?

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Holy fuck,what a hot loser.Gangrape when?

Nako doing the forehead impression is actually really freaking cute

Most people are shitty and it's always been that way. A happy relationship is about finding someone who's shittiness complements your shittyness.

Good thing I have absolutely no ambitions in life

Bocchi drags her friends to a mixer thinking that it would make her more friends. They get drugged and raped in the karaoke room. Bocchi is sad and confused at first but then she falls to the lust for cock.

>Exhibitionism
All the way from school to home, 29 pages. I'm looking forward to it.

they're going to come back

As if it was necessary to begin with

nin nin

How big will Sotoka's Sotokas be?

3/4 forehead

How big will Sotoka's forehead be?

I wish we could go back in time to when Bocchi threads didn't consist of people wanting to either lewd or bully Bocchi

'bout a tree fiddy

>They fucked it up

Can't this adaptation do anything right?

Bocchi is so cute I just wanna abuse her and make her cry.

What an original and well thought out post!

I want to be a supportive and good friend for Bocchi, and reassure her that she means something to the people around her.

It's meta level character building for Aru.

Welcome to Yea Forums, people want to fuck cute anime girls in here and nobody cares about who you find pure
If you can't handle it and/or you enjoy posting don't lewd memes then get the fuck out

What's wrong with it? Looks the same.

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What does Ninja Beam do?

they managed to capture nakos cuteness pretty well

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Because you're a dumb tomoko poster

Bocchi is not suicidal

She looks pretty unfortunate

>tfw you'll never be friends with Bocchi

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I'd teach her all kinds of things and stay up late getting all ambitious together

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Maybe when Bocchi eventually works up the courage to talk to boys, we can be her friends too.

Careful now, she's amazing at night.

I will be disappointed if there's nothing featuring Bocchi vomiting.

Good read, I'm almost jealous since I feel like I'm too autistic to write good papers.

She needs to be real first.

Maybe when we eventually works up the courage to transcends to 2d world, we can be her friends too.

Writing a good analysis paper is really easy when your prof hasn't read the source material.
Find a hypothesis that sounds interesting but is actually really easy to prove, then just analyze passages from the text to show how your point is correct. They don't know how obvious the point you're proving is, but it looks like really solid evidence.

It's oekaki, you complete and utter buffoon

Nah it's the alternate reality where the Germans won and dammed up Gibraltar

i cant believe they put that in the show

Bocchi LOVES Nako!

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You're mean. Nice time digits though.

How tall is Nako?

The trick is to find somebody who has their own ambitions and is comfortable with themselves, if you that kind of person as well. Relationships that are built around the basis of both parties being the be all and end all of eachothers lives will only ever work if those two people have everything in common and good chemistry. There are people like that out there, but there are definitly a greater number of people in this generation with anxiety problems and self esteem issues.

Last night I dreamt Bocchi and delinquent girl had a really nasty fight, then I woke up before they could make up
I’m sorry Bocchi

Nice, I dreamt a giant white leech-flat worm was attached to my neck.

God I need a Bocchi gf.
Or just any gf. I can't go on anymore.

It's not a matter of courage, but accepting reality.

>Or just any gf
This stupid strawberry is now your gf, what now fagget?

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I believe he was talking about getting a real one

And I meant that he should be careful with what he wishes for, or he could end up with shit.

Did you have bad luck with girls?

>what now fagget
I'm happy now, that's how desperate I am.

She'll make a decent onahole, at least.

shut up

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I was mean and got punished for it, sorry for being mean.

no problem, but you still shouldn't just date anyone because you're desperate. Unless you do it as a practice gf, but you shouldn't catch feelings.

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Why not have some fun for fun's sake?

Id rape botchi not because she's hot but to make her upset

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Yea Forums isn't really the place for this

Okay, I will stop. I'm just naturally curious

>bocchi gets heart eyes
>she doesn't get upset
>but now is super clingy in her own super cute autistic way

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ぼっちの少しの体が思いしょう!

>unfortunate girl chapter
>vol 6. ch 66.
hmm. what did they mean by this?

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i want to train with bocchi too

yes in a glorious display of collective autism
it could be a nice final episode

She's a minor

You can have a minor gf

Only if you are underage as well.

Can I have a toddler as a gf?

I see no reason why you couldn't.

JC is the minimum age for gf

You can be an adult and have a minor gf, as long as you don't fuck her and tell others that you did.

Jail?

Imagine wanting to fug a toddler.

I have anxiety disorder and am a 27 year old kissless virgin, but if it's with a girl like Bocchi, I think I could have a successful and cute romantic relationship. She is so cute and obedient, she would be the perfect girl for me and I would never leave her!!! For lewd stuff I would of course wait a year since she is too young for it (unless she doesn't mind).

True, as long as she's not five years younger than you.

>as long as she's not more than five years younger than you.
Fixed

She would text you every 5 minutes and then cheat on you if you didn't reply within an hour to make you jealous.

>as long as she is at least five years younger than you
fixed it.

That sounds like heaven. Imagine having a cute girl like her being that desperately in love with you. It would be so cute!

Bocchi wouldn't even know how to cheat.

I don't get it. If user wants to have a gf so bad then why they don't do anything about it instead of staying here fantasizing about it?

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to get a JC gf as an adult.

I want a GF like bocchi so fucking bad,we would have sex everyday and would be the thing ever.

I wasn't talking about that, just a normal gf.

She would just lay outside naked until some old man puts it in

And I would watch you have sex everyday. It would be great.

>normal gf
Why bother?

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You retards are hilarious

Why the fuck would someone want that? Gross.

Y-you too...

The whole point of this thread is getting a JC gf. Which is illegal as an adult.

Why cry all day about not having a gf instead of growing some balls?

So you're going to cry until the ends of times about things you didn't get to have in school and not move on to something different? Pity

Look man, do you want to have a Bocchi gf?

No, that's gay.

I'd do anything to get one and so would literally any straight man.

Sotoka is a cute ninja and Im disappointrd the anime probably wont reach her becoming friends with Bocchi.

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>sighing everytime she sees that retarded manlet
eh at least is cute

Then what the fuck are you doing itt?

She doesn't become Bocchi's friend right off the bat? I thought the next ep was her debut?

Maybe I like the manga and also like to understand how some people's brain works

Of course not. Friendship isnt that easy you know.

What about an Aru gf?

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they will adapt up to chapter 35 (I think thats the one where it ends on the first year) and Sotoka becomes her friend in chapter 26

>constantly late for dates
>forgets to wear underwear
>thinks she's the best thing to happen to you
Pretty lousy. Nako gf is the best choice here.

>statusfag
>unfortunate
no thx
Nako or Sotoka are the superior choices

Eeeeeeeehhh???

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>forgets to wear underwear
She knows my fetish very well. What a good JC gf

Imagine how sex with her would be.

Awkward? Since both of you are inexperienced.

Cute awkward sex with Aru!

>pregnant at the first time
you need kazuma stats to counter aru's aruness

>all these people who just want to fug Bocchi
>all these people who just want to bully Bocchi
>all these people who just want to use Bocchi as an obedient gf

Congrats Bocchi, you have a lot of friends now!

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are you all forgetting that Aru and Nako are made for each other?

I certainly hope you are correct.

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Sounds very cute and fun!

i want to ignore bocchi

>normal gf
That's dumb.

It's not cute, believe me.

I actually want to become Bocchis wife and have many little Bocchis with her and then grow old together!

Aru is for anal

>dumb
Why?

Anaru?

I bet she doesnt wash her butt properly

well they've been doing 3 chapters per episode so far and they adapted the extra chapter from volume 1, which works out to 36 chapters all up or up to chapter 35

we'll get to see Aru's sister Meiru in episode 9

I want Bocchi to be happy.

whatever you say Kako

I would be just happy with holding bocchi hands

Then don't lewd her and she will feel better.

I want to become actual friends with Bocchi and lead her towards her god intended mututal love with Nako.

>don't lewd her
>she will feel better
But I can make Bocchi feel real good.

I would be just happy with holding small, budding bocchi breasts.

Just saying what people here wanted ITT. Myself, I don't want a gf. Women only want money. They're all take and no give. They can spring up a lawsuit against you for any reason and they'll win. A relationship just gives them extra chances to do that. I've been actively rejecting them to minimise their chances.

By the way, I'm only here because this is a Bocchi thread. Or at least I thought it was.

Woulf she let me fondle her tits?

BOCCHI WILL BE A WELL ADAPTED JS

but Nako is for Aru

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MUH

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Okay /r9k/-kun, I will think about it.

Can this meme die already?

I wasn't ready for the feels this post gave me

I like it

>Bocchi finally manages to confess to a chad she's idolised for a long time
>She even threw up during the confession but the chad was cool with it and now she's happy as can be
>Chad starts behaving distantly to her, saying that he has club activities
>Cute needy text messages from her telling him to ganbare give way to desperate clingy requests not to ignore her and to tell her that he loves her
>Finds out chad has another girl
>Bocchi threatens suicide but the chad doesn't care
>Attempts suicide, saved at the last minute by the chad's girl
>Girl is a nice person but Bocchi can't forgive her for stealing her guy, so Bocchi inadvertently says something hurtful to her
>Girl's friends are pissed and begin to spread bad rumours in class about Bocchi, alienating everyone from her
>The girl tries to stop them but the chad threatens to break up if she does, so she can't help Bocchi
>Weeping, Bocchi realises that she has truly become Hitori Bocchi
Would you read it?

I liked it at first, but it's getting old and retarded newfags take it seriously.

>tfw the last good manga adaptation was Excel Saga

How is the dude a chad if he's a piece of shit? I don't understand this meme.

At least half of all Chads are naturally pieces of shit.

>meme
it's fact; you filthy secondary

The lewd posting also got old since the beginning of times, yet you don't see me complaining much

That's out of character for Bocc, in short you're retarded.

But they're toning down Nako's Nakos

A small price to pay for her squealing.

this is the way someone whos never even kissed a girl talks.

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its not ideal but i can live with it. shes still super fucking cute.

This is not okay.

Volume 5

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Why are they mad?

Tree!

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>Watashi
>Kininarimasu!

Official classmates and seats

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Which are the males? What are their punny names?

Imagine being trolled by Bocchi

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Why would you care about anyone but the girls?

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Loser End

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Very fast Bocchi.
Tha'ts all

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>inb4 the boys are still there

Cute!

Is Bocchi a muslim?

Because we already know the girls. And Bocchi is gonna have to befriend the boys sooner or later so I want to know who is there.

>all the pouts

so cute

thanks for the dump

Imagine not wanting to.

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you must have a very tiny penis

They're doing them perfectly actually. Very noticeable under her blazer, then appearing to anything from small to big depending on the angle. Pretty normal for a healthy developing JC.

One of the things Miyasaka Takaji has taught me is that where there's a will, there's a way.

you can start shooting yourself to become 2D

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whats with the arabic language

Omniglot autist's awkward joke

This is my favorite face in bocchi.
They should use it more.

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most underrated show of the season by far. i predict it will slowly grow more and more popular as the season goes on as slow-anons realize just how cute it is

a cute yuri Bocchi x Sotoka would be nice

Does she suck cock?

Just mine.

Super Strong Futa Bocchi makes girlfriends out of everyone in her class!

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All JC are virgins user

How will Bocchi befriend all 10 male classmates in a single chapter? I predict it will take a single chapter or koma as to not divert much from the yuri.

Including the boys?

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they're not boys anymore

>Underrated
Nah, this was one of the most anticipated show on Yea Forums this shitspring solely on the virtue of being the only full length CGDCT.
Now that the show came out reactions have toned down proportionally and everyone turns to shitpost on the other meme shows. At best, Bocchi's overall reactions probably will be "lukewarm".

>one of the most anticipated show on Yea Forums this shitspring solely on the virtue of being the only full length CGDCT.
>manga threads were dead as fuck

Anyone started playing the recorder because of Bocchi? I have to admit it's pretty fun to play, but the sound it makes is pretty retarded.

I heard a recorder cover of Amazing Grace recently. It can actually sound really good if played correctly, like a pan flute.

Git gud
youtube.com/watch?v=tyTz_-EQOXE

fuck off

Reading is for nerds

It doesn't seem like there's any boys, anyone want to double check though?

That's wasurenaide you illiterate

well the best way to tell would be to cross-reference it with the names in the anime
too bad everyone here is an EOP

Everything has furigana. If you can't at least read that then you need to fuck off from Yea Forums.

I meant retarded in a good way though. Like the feeling you get when you see a cute retard or Bocchi.

it is most definitely underrated at the moment. this is different from being anticipated before airing.... theres a reason the "bad adaptation" meme is a thing

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i-i've been learning

Actually that's just the usual case of some mangafags getting mad because the anime director didn't ask them what to do.

Japanese is hard

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I've never read the manga and the person adapting the character designs should have asked me what to do. The anime director is doing fine.

Give me Poseidon or I wll riot.

It's more one autist complaining is all.

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t. leeching woman
That one kiss would come back later to haunt me when you decide to sue me for touching you inappropriately. I'm not going to give you any chances.

Recorders are underrated because people only remember that they get mostly played by elementary school kids.

They're not too suited to play high-pitched notes and thus rather limited I think. If you want to train you'd better off with any midi/synth keyboard apps

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Raping Bocchi with Yea Forums!

Keeping Bocchi safe from Yea Forums's rape gang.

Having dinner with my wife Aru while the Yea Forums gangs fight over Bocchi.

Becoming friends with Bocchi

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Befriending Bocchi's womb with semen.

Why is Bocchi so cute??????????

AAAAAHHHHH i want to cuddle and rape her

Bocchi breastfeeding me

Bocchi's ovum becoming friends with my sperm!

Laughing at user' loser wife while fighting in Yea Forums faction war over Bocchi!

Why are main girls in cgdct so fucking pathetic and miserable and autistic these days? Is this kaos influence? Back in the day, main girl was just complete idiot like yui or cocoa.

Locking Bocchi, Kaos, Machi, and Yunyun in a room together and not letting them leave until they're all friends!

because they're all me

Everything is pathetic and miserable these days.

That'd be the cutest.

Will they befriend each other or have sex first? Or both at the same time?

Throw in Hana for good measure

Which Hana?

I want underage secondaries to leave this thread

Befriend through sex

The shark one

I still don't know which one you're talking about.

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The mumps one

I want no-fun-allowed faggots to stay so I can laugh at them.

Unironically the best idea. Bocchi should have gone through with it.

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Could you provide more details?

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The pink-haired one

You are a slow one.

Where would you take Nako for your date?

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I just don't know her.

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Love hotel

straight to my bedroom

Bad ends OVA when?

Start by looking for clue.

He's just having a little bit of a Slow Start, give him some time.

I'm sick of your games. We're through, user.

I want to mindbreak this toddler

I haven't read/watch that one.

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Then watch or read it

okay

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Clingy, needy and autistic but you can beat her up as much as you want and she won't leave you as long as you don't let her meet other men that could make her think she could possibly do better.

>Locking Bocchi, Kaos, Machi, and Yunyun in a basement together and not letting them leave

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This.

why does this replaceable shit tier waifu get such big threads

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Waifu does not mean anime girl

What's with you bitches wanting to hurt Bocchi? I don't want to unironically call you a bitter incel but you're making me.

41 is ohayoghurt chapter. that's all.

Faggot

You can't expect Bocchi fans to have watched every obscure yuribait SoL out there.

Nobody watched Slow Start

I sincerely hope you aren't so new to anime that you'd call that show obscure.
In any case Hana isn't as much of a nervous wreck as the other girls mentioned here anyway.

I did though.

But every girl is a waifu.

>he doesn't know

>What's with you bitches wanting to hurt Bocchi?
They're just teleports behind you nothing personnel kid edgelords. You see them everywhere.

This, Bocchi is for hurting her womb with your dick only.

Bocchi will be so fat when you marry her. She would think that she doesn't need to take care of herself since she's already married to someone. I wouldn't recommend a Bocchi wife.

I haven't but its on my backlog. Out of curiosity what would you rate it outta 10?

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Wrong wrong wrong.

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I didn't watch it but I did like Tama's flatness.

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Bocchi would work hard to look good for her husband(me).

It's very cute.

>Asian Studies
nigger what?

Last for Bocchi is my daughter.

I need Bocchi's H-scene

I want to sexually bully Bocchi

Bocchinpo

Bocchi

Bocch

Bocc

Sleep tight Bocchi.

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How tight is Bocch?

Only 12kg grip strength.

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