OH SHIT

"Fair warning, we're going to lose."

"Well you are fucked" Then I promptly commit suicide.

despite making up only 13% of the population

Let me smash

FUCK OFF YA' CUNT!

...

Berserker of El Dorado and the Nasuverse's Jeff Bezos.

Oh shit, I'm sorry

I have the strength of ten, perhaps twenty men. A crowded bus stop of men.

D E U S V U L T
The grail is rightfully Christian.

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BAHSAHKAAAAAAAAAH!

Im probably a Caster but just for shit and giggles I would pretend to be a Berserker and see him send me to my death.

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Nigga, we're fucked both figuratively and literally

I'm sorry. Please don't fuck my ass too hard.

"The what?"

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"What kinda crack was the throne on to make me viable?"

This is a good question.
>500 years in the future, grail war number unknown
>some fella summons user with a broken NAS that once held 30tb of porn

>But for me, it was Tuesday

What if I'm on the toilet?

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

"I'm gonna say the N word!"

*Kneel*
*Wheeze*
*Breathe*
What is thy bidding, my Master?

>”Fucking why?”
>Spends the entire war running away

youtu.be/w5JICa_ZxBk

[x] genuflect

"No wonder a legendary figure like me would be accept as a hero of the throne. Yup, the grail war's pretty much over. gg"

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NIGGGERR

I'd just be glad to have been summoned as a cute girl.

Hey master wanna play some videogames? ?

Is this a Jojo's reference?

Who 'dis?

Have you heard the good news of the death and ressurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

Whos shrine did you piss on to get stuck with me?

None, I just immediately kill myself

Sorry, but you're screwed.

Why?

"I'm sorry."

Sing

>>> Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, he turned his tail, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by Sir Robin.

Then run away

I like women.

"we ded nigga"

"Do I need to kill them or can I just drink them under the table?"

Where's the nearest firearm store.

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I'll take my mana directly from your fluids.

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Kek

Lol u don guf up m8

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You got the weakest Servant, but nevertheless let’s do our best together, Master

My NAS only has 5TB of porn but I do have 60TB of anime.

That said my first words would be
>anta baka?

I'll give you a like 4 that