You have to move this 40kg mass a distance of 10km over mild off-road terrain with a time limit of 4 hours...

You have to move this 40kg mass a distance of 10km over mild off-road terrain with a time limit of 4 hours. You can not use a vehicle. What is your strategy?

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A series of strategically-placed trebuchets

Cut her into 10-15 pieces and put her into 2 backpacks, evenly distributing the weight on my chest and back.
Have aqua resurrect her at the destination.

make a sled and grease it with frig slime

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Tell her there’s a movie theatre that’s about to start marathoning Michael Bay’s entire filmography in 4 hours at the other end.

hump her all the way there, even if you don't make it in 4 hours, who gives a shit.

That seems doable.

I give up and spend 4 hours fucking her bum

>hump her all the way there
He didn't ask what you would do to her immobile body while moving her; he asked how you would move her.

4 hours until sunset. The monsters will start coming out shortly after. You have a 10% chance of survival if you're stuck in the wilderness at night. Your best bet would be to find a good hiding place and dig in.

>how you would move her
by humping her. all the way. ass on the floor. what's not to understand about this?

Get a floating stone palanquin and a bunch of lizard people to guard it. Since they apparently like guarding immobile sacks of shots who like to nuke things

>if you're stuck
you keep humping, simple.
>just keep humping
>just keep humping

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Use my knowledge of anime gained from Prisma Illiya and transfer mana to her.

>10km in 4 hours
But that's easy as fuck even while carrying a 40kg person. Just walk.

ITT user is out of shape

This but without resurrection.

Just carry her? You're not a weakling faggot, are you user?
>tfw LotGH and this moment from Schenkopp in particular made me unfuck myself after years of negligence
If you can't carry your waifu to safety you don't deserve your waifu.

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Apply GN Particles on her. Vigorously.

This has nothing to do with anime, not even for the fact that its an anime character.

>dig in
I'll sling the little womanlet over my shoulder and march my way to finish the trip to best girl and dig in, all right
頂きます！

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A bit of a short march, but it brings me back.

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Fuck her for 3 hours and 55 minutes then I guess I'll die.

She’s under 18

so what?

It's isekai, I doubt there are laws against that.

>she's under 18
so are you.

Just carry her.
10 km in 4 hours isn't that far.

that's the best part

Are you coming onto him?

Carry her to the desired location in 90 minutes, then fuck her for 2.5 hours

>him
I’m female

Give her a piggyback ride while also feeding up her thighs and butt, or give her some of my mana

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Proofs or gtfo.

Is it okay for a 28 year old man to handle her body?

No it’s illegal

Not in isekai.