You have to move this 40kg mass a distance of 10km over mild off-road terrain with a time limit of 4 hours...

You have to move this 40kg mass a distance of 10km over mild off-road terrain with a time limit of 4 hours. You can not use a vehicle. What is your strategy?

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A series of strategically-placed trebuchets

Cut her into 10-15 pieces and put her into 2 backpacks, evenly distributing the weight on my chest and back.
Have aqua resurrect her at the destination.

make a sled and grease it with frig slime

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Tell her there’s a movie theatre that’s about to start marathoning Michael Bay’s entire filmography in 4 hours at the other end.

hump her all the way there, even if you don't make it in 4 hours, who gives a shit.

That seems doable.

I give up and spend 4 hours fucking her bum

>hump her all the way there
He didn't ask what you would do to her immobile body while moving her; he asked how you would move her.

4 hours until sunset. The monsters will start coming out shortly after. You have a 10% chance of survival if you're stuck in the wilderness at night. Your best bet would be to find a good hiding place and dig in.