this kills the pedestrian
This kills the pedestrian
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you eat it whole
You go for the small end.
You know, like you're sucking ass.
>I eat directly from your mouth
Ew 90s sweets.
you can't say you love your waifu if you wouldn't dine from her mouth!
you eat it from the deer
The ass would be the wide end
Tsukasa is thinking.
thinking too much
ultimate pleb filter
she sure does that a lot
Konata is thinking.
Once you go deer, nothing else comes near.
thanks, doc
About what?
my cock
What the fuck is up with all the idealized, sexy, sultry Konata fanart? She isn't a Venus, people. Consider the kind of activities she engages in and the shit that goes into her (once again, not in the context of your shitty art). First off, her figure. She's abnormally short and skinny, with a chest like a wall. Probably isn't going to change, either. Second, hair. She has dark, messy, probably frizzy hair down to her (flat, see previous) ass. Third, face. She has the goofiest face any of the characters have ever seen, them being brought to raucous laughter with the mere sight of it. She has an IRL catlip. Pic very related, that's her normal expression. On top of that, living off of chocolate cornets and other junk and staying inside for eternity probably hasn't given her a particularly vibrant complexion.
All this, combined with the fact that she probably fucks like a minx, make her over nine-thousand times sexier than the way you ingrates depict her. Picture this goofball at her monitor, in a dark room, with stoner-eyes from solo hunting for 7 hours straight, smelling like instant ramen and bed B.O., butt-fucking naked and horny off of some ero game. Her mouth tastes like the cheap, salty residue at the bottom of the styrofoam cups that litter her bed, and her hair sticks out every which way as she sticks a filthy finger into her dripping cunt, one hand still on that nasty, mucous-covered mouse. A few double clicks later, the chair where her plush, pasty pale ass is situated is sprayed with cum, and she STILL smells like morning mouth. That's the Konata I want to fuck.
>This kills the pedestrian
That's not a truck.
maybe her butt hurts
Lucky Star is a boomer moe for boomer people.
Oh, my.
Konata is praying.
Meatballs are better.
I love the :3 face
I remember chatting with girls and the best ones were the ones who used the :3 faces and they were almost always asian, they used more complex emojis like tableflipping too
Is there a scientific reason why Asian girls use better emojis?
Misao is thinking.
I guess that’s true, it was the show that ended my interest in shounen and replaced it with CGDCT.
atarashii... koi
miku ja nai
your mom's ass maybe lol
Combo breaker.
I started visiting 4chins when this aired and I was still too edgy to acknowledge I liked cute things
Is it too late for me to pick this up? I watched and enjoyed Komodo no jinkan recently
is this a haruhi reference?
It's just about a bunch of cute girls talking about daily stuff with konata making otaku references from the 2000s and 90s, just give it a try but skip the first 4 chapters because yamakan is a shit director.
More like an advertisement
Are the first 4 really that bad? The girls are cute so that should be redeeming
thanks eitherway so a slow start it is
I love my beloved tomboyish girl.
It's just really slow and boring, after the first 4 episodes directed by yamakan he was replaced by Takemoto because "He has not yet reached a level required of a director." So the first 4 episodes have bad reputation.
I want to dive through my screen
It can really feel that way sometimes.
Fuck you and your buzzword.
Normalfag get out.
>end
you eat from the sides.
Misao a lewd
*ahem*
timotei
Asian culture values cute and pure over hot and slut. That being said slopes are just as promiscuous, retarded and catty as the rest of the females inhabiting this earth, so don't be fooled.
I'd lewd that tummy, if you catch my drift.
Imagine being the bassist
Wasn't he married and chose not to get involved? Seems like a good lad.
de_stroyed
i swear to FUCK do not make me think about Asian girls again why would you do that to me
EZ4ENCE
I'll never get tired of seeing this pasta on LS threads.
Based Misaposter.