This reliable knight approaches you and asks to join your party?

I would absolutely put a ring on it. Then send her out to make a honest wage, while I feasted.

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Here's what you should do with Darkness. First off, have her marry some rich, influencial noble who's an open-minded niceguy. Then NTR the fuck out of him.
You've got your cumdump with money and connections.
She's living in guilt and shame, extremely happy.
Husband's happy cause she's happy.

this is actually pretty sweet art

Also tell her Lalatina is a nice name and she's a great person despite her flaws.

You're a sick man user...I like it.

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>Then send her out to make a honest wage
You mean prostitution.

I ask her to put points in swordsmanship abilities instead of defense, if she refuses she can still be my cumdumpster

>This should drive her away
Can't tell if serious

Hell no. How am I gonna live on a hooker's wages, in a world with succubi.
Save the world, plunder some temples, let's put in an atrium and a bowling alley.

>holding a stammering, blushing Darkness by the hand and telling her you want to spend the rest of your life trying to keep her happy, safe and in comfort
This actually makes me harder. What the hell.

Honestly I think darkness would be a better fit for kazuma. Megumin is pretty good too though. I go through phases where I slightly like one over the other.

Did she put points into defence? My headcanon says she kept throwing herself at monsters until her VIT maxed out but her DEF is still pretty low.

Tell her that we are in for a tough fight and she might take a few nasty hits.

Tell her go home and become a wife instead. Women have no place on the battlefield.

>Accept her in my party
>Dick her hard and good every day

No, women still fight among themselves.

>darkness happy about being attacked by tentacles
>kazuma recoiling in terror, the only one with a reasonable response
>megumin just looks excited for explosions time
>aqua is completely useless
This is well done art indeed.

it says so in the novel. Plus it's how the konosuba world works, it's said on the anime that's what Megumin did.
They are being retarded on purpose

Tell her to put the sword away. If she can defeat even a single goblin with her bare hands, she can join on a temporary trial basis.
In the following weeks, she will be trained in various martial arts including wrestling and kickboxing. If she refuses to learn any of that, and insist on using a sword without any skills put in it's use, she will not be permanently added.

>How am I gonna live on a hooker's wages
By making her turn a lot of tricks. What do you even mean.

Darkness has an optimized build for tanking. she just completely ignored her agility and swordsmanship to do so.

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Doesn't she also have high magic resistance to boot since tanks megumeme's nuke ezpz?

Why the fuck would a masochist put points into defence? Unless this is advanced masochism where she denies herself the damage (and therefore pain).

I see. This makes complete sense with her personality if she also has a mass aggro skill like decoy that was mentioned by another adventurer.

Have her recruit her friends, too. Just make sure that blue haired one remembers her clients have to pay. It's business after all.

There's no way a human could compete with a succubus skill. Unless there's a rich degenerate who gets off on the perversion of making a non-succubus species do sex work despite their inferior skills.

there's no stat to resist pain retard, in a game it's implied it just reduces the HP you loose. Plus there has been times she gets angry because she actually gets hurt, she likes humiliation so she levels up her resistance to take more hits. It's not implied she likes pain specifically.
Fuck you and your headcannons

She would have no place in my mage guild.

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I would rather respect her duty, while disrespecting her personally.

If she respected her vows and I didn't, she'd definitely appreciate that.

Reducing HP loss is literally reducing the damage, i.e. reducing pain. And I agree she gets off on humiliation as well but the amount of time she throws herself into the face of attacks and her reactions during Vanir's bodyjacking show her enjoying the pain.

accept but only if she wears bikini armor

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gross

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Would my dick get stuck in her vagoo entrance if I tried to rape her?

That's why I saved it.

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>her money
About that...

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hand holding

>tfw marry dorkness
>be a fucking useless neet at home
>spend her money bringing home bitches, succubus to fuck in front of her, then fuck her in the ass
I want to live that dream

why not? She could keep the enemy st a distance so you could cast your spells

Mages and spellswords only, dumb melee spergs.

punch her in the face

Tell her to fuck off. I'm not a suicidefag yet

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Sorry I don't have a water goddess to keep the demon that is behind you away.
Not even joking, only a fool will try to land a finger in darkness before get rid of Maxwell.

Turn 360° and walk away

Say yes.

Ara ara user-kun, I see you finally decided to end it, did you? You completely wasted your life, but I'm a generous goddess so I'll give you another go in a different world. Since you're a complete and utter loser, I won't send you as you are. Take this: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random. I look forward to watching you make a complete foo- I mean, watching you succeed. Godspeed user!

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Silk_Manipulation
Silk Manipulation.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnineutrality
I don't get it.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nonexistence
Damegami.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement
Literally a semen demon

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Doubt_Inducement

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What kind of useless PLD does't even have a shield? If you don't have Aegis and Ochain then get out of my face.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spoon_Mimicry

fuck you

>not becoming the world's foremost spoon vendor and amassing a fortune

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Comedy_Embodiment
>make it my mission to have every single Axis cultist laugh at Aqua

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation
your arrogance and stupidity was your downfall. Now I am the only GOD there is and you will be my pet

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hot

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Primate Control! HAHA, sex haram here I come!
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primate_Manipulation

That's from her class.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Melee_Weapon_Proficiency
Well, I guess it's SOMETHING...

make her my pillow

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impregnate her

Yes then rent her to trolls.

She basically dreams about carrying a neet.
Who am I to deny her that dream?

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>Conclusion Dominance
>Sub-power of omnipotence
Great, I'll go look for nearest tractor and piss myself to death in front of it I guess.

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Why are they holding hands?

They're fucking afraid of her degeneracy.
That's right, Kazuma holds Aqua hand because he's afraid.

Slap her ass and put her in my vanguard.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Muscle_Manipulation

Guess I'm about to get STRONK. I'm hoping I get put into a world where being stronk is beneficial.

bend her over my knee and slap her ass

>What do you do?
Tell her she's welcome to be my bed warmer and that she'll be molested constantly if she decides to join.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Augmentation

Bitch I'm the avatar.

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How degenerate of him

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Ugliness

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>The user infinitely hideous, affecting even transcendent beings. Their ugliness is great enough to release an aura of disgust and filth, making not looking them useless, inducing immense fear, nausea, and corruption to even the most indomitable of foes.

Turn her into a breeding sow, repeatedly subjecting her to impregnation by various sleazy men and non-human creatures.

So you are a God of Chaos from Warhammer.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Matter_Manipulation
Why, now I'm Zeus. Time to build a small cabin on some hill and call it Mount Olympus.
kek, even eldritch abominations would cry at the sight of user.

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How? She was repeatedly stabbed when she was like 6 by a fully grown man I really boubth something is able to pierce her hymen.

Magic. Ain't gotta explain shit.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Channeling

Yay! I am a paper canon.

You sick fuck.

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The dude used a Goodman broadsword! And it did not even scratch her and magic she took Megatron eucksplosioooon to the face and just fainted! I just imagine Kasuma finaly gtting lucky just to not being able to pass that small membrane heck she would probablilly feel nothing.

I will let her join and every time something attacks her I will just block/deflect/block it myself to cuck her out of the punishment she so much desires, each single time.

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Dicks will find a way.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiple_Faces

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alternate_Reality_Insertion
I send her to my new world with me and let her sufffer for another lifetime.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dream-World_Lordship
Now i am the god.

>cows should be used for milking
I want to milk this cow.

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translation never ever

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alternate_Event_Alignment
Name one character that could even stand a chance against me.

Well shit, I actually got something good.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inorganic_Aura

good, she gets a def stat boost when she gets into compromising/humiliating situations

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I am the strongest.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Philippine_Deity_Physiology
oops haha

With 1INT you'd ruin isekai.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fallen_Transcendent_Angel_Physiology

Suck on that faggots.

Suck on what angels are genderless

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Matter_Attacks

I am going to utterly solo the demon king and impregnate all the women in the kingdom

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Connection_Removal

bow before me mortals

hnnnng

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spite_Empowerment
Bow down to your king motherfuckers

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Doll_Manipulation

I don't mind this power and it is pretty cool. But for some strange I could hear in my mind that goes like this "You like playing dolls right?"

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rank_Creation
I literally create power levels, doesn't get much better

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Poison_Symbiosis
Nice.

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Horry Shit.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tarot_Manipulation
>Control Destiny
>Summon the literal embodiment of Death to fight for you
>If Deck of Many Things exists in the setting, can basically become God
>Even if I don't want to do bullshit otherworldly nonsense can live a comfy as fuck life as a travelling card reader except my readings are actually accurate
Thank you Aqua-chan!

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation quark confinement's not a real thing right?

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Future_Order_Manipulation
>It was at this moment Aqua knew she fucked up

Who's the loser now?

My party is going to the store to buy food and booze so i guess she can come along.

Oh fuck this could actually be cool. Too bad I'm too retarded to actually use it properly.
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Gambling

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Demonic_Weaponry
Now give the Yamato

Astral Electricity Manipulation
Quite chuuni. I guess I could work with that, it probably could work regardless of what class I would choose. Now I only need to recruit my harem.