I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ғᴀsᴄɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ Jᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴀɴʏ...

I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ғᴀsᴄɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ Jᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴀɴʏ ʏᴇᴀʀs, ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ғɪʀsᴛ sᴀᴡ Iɴᴜʏᴀsʜᴀ. I sᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴍʏ ғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀs ʟᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴋᴀɴᴊɪ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ Jᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ sʜᴏᴡs ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ. I ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴠɪsɪᴛ Hᴏᴋᴋᴀɪᴅᴏ ғᴏʀ 2 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴡʜɪʟᴇ I ᴡᴀs ғɪɢᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ. I ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I ᴋɴᴏᴡ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ɢʀᴀsᴘ ᴏғ Jᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ.

Tʜᴇ Sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ᴍɪsᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴏᴏᴅ ʙʏ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ Jᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴍɪsᴄᴏɴsᴛʀᴜᴇᴅ ᴀs ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴs. Tʜᴇ Sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʜᴏɴᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴄʟᴀss ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴛ ғᴏᴏᴛ ᴏɴ Eᴀʀᴛʜ. Tʜᴇ Bᴜsʜɪᴅᴏ Cᴏᴅᴇ (武士道 Bᴜsʜɪᴅō) ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ʙʏ (ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I sᴛɪʟʟ ʟɪᴠᴇ ʙʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀʏ) ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ-ʙᴏᴜɴᴅ, sᴀɪɴᴛʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ᴏғ ʟᴀᴡ ɪɴ ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ. Mᴏsᴛ ᴏғ Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ, Eᴜʀᴏᴘᴇᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ Asɪᴀɴ ʟᴀᴡs ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ Bᴜsʜɪᴅᴏ Cᴏᴅᴇ (武士道 Bᴜsʜɪᴅō). Fᴏʀ ᴀ Sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴜɴᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ sᴇᴘᴘᴜᴋᴜ, sᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ "ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ ᴍᴀssɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴛʀᴏᴄɪᴛɪᴇs"? Tʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ Sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ ʟᴀsᴛᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ 20ᴛʜ Cᴇɴᴛᴜʀʏ ɪs ᴀ ᴛᴇsᴛᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴏᴜsɴᴇss. Iғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴀʀᴍᴇʀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ. Mᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ғᴀᴋᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛs ᴏғ "ᴀᴛʀᴏᴄɪᴛɪᴇs" ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʙʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴊᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴs, Cʜɪɴᴇsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Kᴏʀᴇᴀɴs. Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ Jᴀᴘᴀɴᴇsᴇ sᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ. Tʜᴇ Sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏʙʟᴇ, ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇᴏᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴀʀs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏ "ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ ᴅɪᴄᴛᴀᴛᴏʀsʜɪᴘ", ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ Jᴀᴘᴀɴ ᴡᴀs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ Tʜᴇ Eᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ, ᴀ ᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴅᴀɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏᴅs ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ. Tʜᴏsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄɪᴠɪʟ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴘᴜɴɪsʜᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄᴇ ᴏғғɪᴄᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ғɪɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴏʀ sᴘᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ. Tʜᴇ Sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏᴡɴsᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ɪɴᴠᴀᴅᴇʀs ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs. Tʜᴇʏ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴠᴀʟᴏʀ, ʜᴏɴᴏʀ, ᴅɪɢɴɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏғ Jᴀᴘᴀɴ, ʙᴜᴛ Jᴀᴘᴀɴ ɪᴛsᴇʟғ. Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʙʀɪʙᴇ, ʙᴜʟʟʏ ᴏʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪsᴇ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴄʀᴜᴛᴀʙʟᴇ Sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ.

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newfag u arent japanese stop trying

can you be quiet my mom is trying to sleep

You look so stupid and why are you uploading pictures of yourself here newfaggot.

I don't know who Ken-sama really was but I hope he's having a good life.

wtf i thought you were dead

I dread the day people will say this unironically.

based

It's probably because it's super late and I'm high off meds, but seeing this in the catalog with the altered font made me burst into laughter

Bushido code is made up shit by Boomer virgin samurai in Edo period. People betray, backstab and assassinate in Sengoku and the period before. Loyalty to death for the lord is very rare.

arigato gozaimasu, Ken-sama

Gomenasai, Ken-sama.

This. Before it was nothing to do with the honour of service, it was honestly more having a good death. That's it.

oh look its kurt eichenwald, have you taught your family the virtues of guro loli doujins yet?

Where is he now? Is he aware he is a meme?

he died in the tsunami a few years back

i would suck his dick

Could we say that Ken-sama is trans-Japanese?

ebin

Praise Ken-sama

Did he really?

Fake news.

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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shoganai ne

I want him in my country