Why do retards have the biggest butts?

Don't forget a bath snuggle post-coitus.

Relaxing in the tub with her in your lap, you stroking her wet hair and her using her butt to stroke your dick and getting it ready for round 2

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Whats the best position for plowing bunny butt?

I want to drug, rape, enslave, impregnate, and stepfordize Akko.

Prone bone

>I want to drug, rape, enslave, impregnate, and stepfordize Akko.
but WHY tho

She's cute. Also I kinda like the idea of breaking a person's spirit and twisting it to serve your own desires.

Id’ve thought the standing position, where she hangs on to you and you hold her up, would be best

Or doggystyling while gripping her puffy tail

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Why u gotta be such a villan and damage Akko

That's disgusting, user, stop fapping already

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But fapping is the only thing I'm good at.

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How big is Lotte’s butt?

I don't see myself as a villain. I see myself as an artist.

That is LITERALLY what a villan would say my dude

Lotte is a petite girl so it wouldn't be very big, but she's not the type to exercise much so her little butt would be perky and with a little squish to it. Very pale cheeks that'll fill out your hands nicely.

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Why don't you stroke my cock, then?

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I'll stroke you off and make you spill your seed to these lewd little witch butts.

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B... but I have a big butt

retards can have huge milkers as well.

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You better clean the mess, I don't want to get my clothes dirty.

id love to play with her perky butt and just have her ride me reverse cowgirl

It would all go in my mouth. You think I'm some kind of amateur?

Same. I imagine Lotte is secretly really dirty but no one knows it.

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Facial or swallow?

Feeling good is the only thing you're good at? Stupid slut

big bossu butt

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This. A sexy body is nature's way of trying to help the mentally stunted.

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Damn, user. You're making me want to facefuck you till your eyes roll back

me irl

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I once read a news story about a white aid worker in Africa getting raped by militants while Chinese UN peace keepers sat a few miles away too scared or too lazy to do anything. I think it might have been the incident in Juba, but I'm not sure. Anyway I would love to see Lotte repeatedly violated by African soldiers. I would love the sight of their large dark muscular bodies surrounding her tiny white body. Masculinity clashing with femininity. Civilization clashing with savagery. Innocence being destroyed and replaced pain and darkness.

Don't know what I'd do with her afterwards. I don't want to get HIV or anything like that so the scenario just misses perfection.

Why not both?

I think somewhere the idea is Barbette are by far the KINKIEST relationship while other ships (Hamanda, Diakko etc.) are wholesome. theres an image for this im sure

I think you're just being a little closed-minded.

Amanda has the best butt

Please go to fuck off faggot.

I'm not even good at it. My dick is below average, lacks foreskin, doesn't produce precum, and my prostate isn't sensitive at all. But I'm worse at doing anything else, so.

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Well do you want me to lick it off me or deepthroat you and swallow it pump by pump

Proof you're made to be used as a cumdump.

I want to cover your body with my seed an let it dry so my cock scent marks you forever.

imagine the feeling

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Hell if I know

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Dropped the show for being shit. Still fap to Akko

She has a very /fit/ butt
Im just not into the idea of forcefully changing somebody into a hollow shell of their former selves just to please myself

are you trying to imply something about the future queen of hell

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I guess.

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All the horny anons should use you to dump their stinky thick loads in your holes.

I guess.

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>not pumping it all down my throat and ass and marking me internally
What are you some kinda fag

That's all you can say, smalldicked slut?

I'd have more to say if you were doing anything to turn me on.

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Don't think I would only cum once.

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Well I'm not into feet, but I don't going around calling people villains.

Maybe you shouldn't feel turned on at all, It's time to get your useless thing caged.

This is a smart version of Akko, please enjoy

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Ehh.

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Don't talk back, pig. Or I'll crush whatever is left of your manhood.

don't know but here's a thing i know i like big butts

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Feetfags dont want to spiritually and psychologically break a person to bend them to their will, they just wanna lick between your toes and suck on them

Or I could just go to bed.

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Id ask who’s more the top/bottom in Barbette but I forgot they’re both bottoms

Or I could make you go to bed with a sore butt.

To dream of better dirty talk

>>>/leftypol/

It is most certainly villainous. Just embrace it. There is nothing to be ashamed about.

Only that she has a very nice body. It came at the cost of a few brain cells, but who needs that when you're devilish?

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Wheres my LWA metroidvania!

No thanks.

Well yeah, you're right, but I still don't understand why my fetish has to be villainous.

Come on man. There is no need to bring politics into this.

Then there is Amanda. I would love to keep her barefoot and pregnant 24/7. I would have her in this state for just a little while before I begin teaching her the pleasures of submitting to her owner and accepting her life as a stepford wife. She' such a free spirit. Witnessing the storm of emotions that would erupt when her wings get clipped would be a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Hottest women in this show was the evil aunt and her daughters

this is the first time i've seen a fag for discount cavendishes
as for best woman, you're forgetting something very important

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I'm not convinced
You'll have to prove it to me .

Okay but can we for a moment talk about Diana's canon ass?

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Ehhhhh
Cause the act itself is, it cant NOT be villainous

Chariot is very much a power bottom, just have her take me in the amazon position

>Diana
That one's really hard. I'd rape her, but I'm just not poor, ugly, or fat enough to get the reaction I want. I've thought about selling her to brothel in south east asia, but that just seems so boring.

I never hurt anyone. I just like to fantasize.

I need to see it jiggle to be further convinced

Can we not combine these fetishes? A normal-looking wizard from a male college that magically forces other disgusting people to do the mind and will breaking on little witches. Now that's hot.

Well of course, we all fantasize. I want Connie to ride my cock with reckless abandon while Ursula’s rides my face and i eat her out like a fat man at a buffet. Doesn’t change the fact that breaking a persons will, spiritually and psychologically, to bend them to a persons will is villainous, fantasy or not.

Good idea, but I don't like how we are victimizing the ugly bastard. I would prefer if the girls were somehow being controlled so that they seduce the ugly bastards themselves, but are still cognizant of whats going on.

Show your ass OP

No idea. What about tits?

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>The fantasy is villainous
So it's a thought-crime then? I wouldn't want to commit a thought-crime Mr. Fetish-police officer.

Big tits are a given on any low IQ girl.

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I feel this really needs to be a fan art/fiction now.

What ass?

I'm just happy that I get to share this thread with another cultured individual.

No ya fucking dummy, no ones gonna break down your door for fantasizing about mentally breaking a person and getting off to it, but dont pretend it’s something that would be seen as “ok” to do

>so this is what the Trigger Staff are into
fucking based

Anal with Akko!

I did have a funny idea of the witches getting bust size by their first inital and the idea of Constanze being more top heavy than Akko is hilarious to me

Wait do you fantasizing about it or the the act itself, because those are two different things.

Rough, bed shaking, pillow biting, teary eyed Anal!

That ends with her hole looking like a cream-filled donut.

Because it' would be cruel if they were dumb AND ugly.

>tfw there's an autistic kid at my school who's butt is so big his pants literally fall off and his hairy ass gets exposed to everyone

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I thought we were speaking generally?
Going balls deep as you cum inside her, and slowly pulling out with a satisfying pop

>Akko
>retard
She taught herself to read, write, and speak English fluently on her own in Japan for Christ's sake.
Not to mention that she's smart enough to at least pass classes at a school that's arguably harder than normal human education.
The only thing she's bad at is magic, and not because she doesn't have a natural aptitude for it, but instead because she had her latent magic stolen from her at a young age.
Despite that she still managed to get proficient enough with what little magic she had and utilized it during the final fight with that missile.

Getting real sick of this "Akko is a retard character!" crap.

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>t.akko

Oh fuck off.

I'd love to empty my balls into her bowels. About a week's worth of jizz.

Don’t worry Akko, we still love you!

Im torn, do I empty my balls in her everyday or hold off a week and blow it all over the course of a day?!

These threads are AIDS.
This is what's become of the LWA fan base, or what's left of it anyway...

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What makes you say that? Did you look in the mirror?

Begone ESL-kun, we are having a serious discussion here.

How did any of that read like ESL writing, ESL-kun?

HURR DURR MFANBASE
piss off faggot
Hitler like breathing air, get used to people you don't like likeing something you do.

I figured AIDS was his new cancer

A little alternating over the months.

You're making it sound like it's a bad thing.

Gonna need some scheduling

Ok but, Jasminka ass tho.

Imagine your dick sinking into Jasminka's anus.

All i can imagine is gripping her hips, doggystyling her, and hearing nothing but her moans and the sound of her ass clapping against my pelvis

they jump for no good reason and get like that

i dont have an IQ map but you see what i mean.

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Big butt so what

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They just do.

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Thot hasn’t drawn Jasminka has he? Cause now I REALLY want to see her in his style

>North Korea
>Butts
What does this mean?

Stop using my edit to shitpost.

This is not true.

Counterpoint

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Oh god look at those handlebars.

How you get my browser history?

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That's just proof that Yoshiko is faking and is really playing the long con.

If she really was that retarded she'd have a huge ass.

This. She's actually the smartest.

It's nature's defense to prevent bakas from breeding. Males will be attracted to them and exclusively use them for anal, thus preventing their baka genes from spreading.

pixiv.net/member.php?id=25579965

Retards just don't know what size they are and buy clothes too small which makes their ass look huge.

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It's because most genki girls are dumb.

Ursula my Wife, Jasminka my side chick

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the sexier you are as a female the less you have to do because everyone will do it for you to get pussy points. subsequently letting their IQ drop off. also something something lack of self control leads to self indulgence making them fatter etc.

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So are they stupid because of their big ass, or do they have a big ass because they're stupid?

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Is this the new "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

>need to raise the witch population
>teachers have an idea
>LWA opens their doors to boys
>becomes like The Job of a Service Committee Member
I would pay for this OVA

INT 2
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Her mom is dummy thicc though

it probably just skipped a generation

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I guess Yoshiko got all the shit genes

Akko and crew in a black sabath demonic orgy doujin when?

Maybe she'll grow into it.

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2 int

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If you put panties on her, would she die?

it would be extremely pleasurable

4u

Akuru could just put a baby in Yoshie and then have the younger sibling take care of the retarded older sibling.

Either that, or Akuru lets himself get kidnapped by this pervert and she moves him far away.

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absolute state of the modern day man in these threads

based modern men

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Is that good or bad Mr.Quads?

because they will never get a second season.

there's literally nothing wrong with impregnating retards as long as they're hot

basically this

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>only retards have the biggest butts

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OP hasn't said that, though.

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dude you are trying so hard, it is embarrassing.

Is this from one of those bootleg animator books?

>no pictures of sensei and her fat ass

Protecting the smiles of pathetic cakes like sensei is the true patrician taste

I have a big butt and am also retarded and I am offended.

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excuse you it is a sculpted bodacious ass with much power in it

Show butt

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Sexy retards are an NWO plot to degrade the gene pool. Be sure to only fuck them in the ass.

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It's really, really hard to resist the urge to go balls deep, cum inside, and impregnate them though.

And when you do somehow resist the urge to creampie her, she suddenly leglocks you with her retard strength

You wouldn't want a retarded child.

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I thought she was eating glue

That's one clear reason to stay away from vaginal with them. What they lack in smarts they make up for in strength.
Of course not, which is why it's important to not get caught up in the moment and let your guard down. Their lewd bodies are far more devious than their dull minds lets on.

Because people get horny over retards

Easy, stupid people always squat tons because they have to lug all that stupid around constantly, duh.