Raildex - pervs win edition

>Kamachi is a blonde lolicon perv
>God Kamachi makes Aleister a massive pervert too
>Aleister creates AC and grooms Accelerator to be #1 perv in AC. Accel into kinky things like hurting under-aged girls, stripping lolis on the street, and a general lolicon over all. Also likes playing around with trash too.
>Creates a bunch of dark side groups to work for him
>The best one is full of hentais
>They win battle royale with 0 casualties while all other groups get wrecked

[Perversion = Power] in the Toaru universe.

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You forgot
>A member of one of the other groups comes back to become a quasi immortal being that can clone itself and create life itself
The true victor of the royal was this member himself.

Kakine will forever be #2 because he lacks the perversion #1 does.

Look at him step on Uiharu with rage and compare that to the sadistic smile Accelerator has when he was killing the sisters via reverse blood flow, beating worst to a pulp, or making scavengers piss themselves.

>All the magic gods are pervs
Checks out

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Mikoto a pile of shit.

Not a bad thing. I like MisaMisa.

Mikoto a pile of tomboyness

Niang Niang is pure. She doesn't know where babies come from or what pubic hair is.

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Lol as always, Accelfags lack the very aesthetics they preach of. Damage children will often laugh in distress when presented with emotionally overwhelming scenario.

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CAR SEX

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How many volumes do you think are left for NT?

1 really long 700 page volume

Is there a full version of this?
Also, why a roadhead? Oriana has two juicy meatbags for good paizuri

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Paizuri'd be a little awkward in a car

Whatever happened to spurdo saint and her little boy?

Oriana does have nice funbags for paizuri.

But why her? I mean Misaki, Laura, Elizalina, Lucia, etc etc etc are also blondes with fatbags.

p.s. not blonde, but 545 paizuri would be nice since she can float and stuff

She picked up proper rape dungeon techniques from Silvia

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>But why her?

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>edition
thread deletion soon

Oriana is simply the largest of them. Sultry too, though Beverly might be bigger. The others are good too, but I'm in a size mood today

Even if Beverly wasn't an L-cup I can't resist dirty roots.

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Mikoto.

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Reminder that she is a blonde

Kamachi doesn't care about them anymore.

And she's a lady!

Because she showed up in the anime. That's literally it.

But she doesnt do her homework

All the better for dicking to the good side then.

She's a pile of shit though. And her appearance in that image is really unflattering to the supposed "best girl".

pile of gekota merch*

>biggest boobs
>skankiest slag
Ishygddt

As long as the boobs aren't Mikoto sized then it's clear for paizuri fun.

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Niang Niang at her core is perversion because niangfags are necrophiliacs.

>As long as the boobs aren't Mikoto sized then it's clear for paizuri fun.
>He doesn't like naizuri
What a fucking pleb

>naizuris
You are no living your life correctly.

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Wanting naizuri is like wanting a girl with no tongue to give you a blowjob

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And a toungeless blowjob is somehow not an appealing concept to you?

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God, I want to lick her armpits

That’d be an awesome picture if any of us thought Kamijou was cool.

Unfortunate.

Mikoto will tame the angel dragon

I think that blowjob was a terrible analogy. Imagine fucking a vagina that had no folds squeezing you and its just an empty space. That is naizuri

How in the fuck would that be appealing?

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naizuri > paizuri

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Mikoto cant even tame her own slut
Look at Misaki, she got hospitalized because she was too horny

Is this a fisting joke.

Based

This user gets it

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She needs a cat tail buttplug.

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When the FUCK is Puma gonna draw Mikoto on Othinus outfit?

Girls being shotacons isn't perverse, it's completely natural.

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Touma kakkoii desu

This franchise has always seemed unapproachable to me. How would you describe it briefly, and where would you start?

Urban fantasy
With volume 1

Pure autism and start with book one you lart

Mikoto owns half of the series
How does that makes you feel?

You mean like a fifth at best?

Girls liking younger men is about as unnatural as it gets. You're thinking of guys being lolicons.

She will never win the bowl.

Peak autism.
Volume one of the manga.

Based on the naming conventions of the anime, I didn't know if it was a single series. Is it a world of magic set in modern times or recent supernatural phenomenon appearing?

Men liking younger women is about as natural as younger women existing

What

Both and it isn't a single series, there are about 5 or 6 semi important spinoffs

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Is Tessou cute?

Touma's wife is so beautiful.

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I'm still genuinely curious what Haimura thought the was doing with the knees here.

Announcements when?

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Haimura is shit at anatomy

Railgun SS4 for Accel BDs?

From Accelerator anime guide

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Astral Buddy SS

I still don't get it, but someone has definitely shifted the women part 10 years forward.

what the fuck Last Order looks like a boy!

Accel SS where he settles in as chairman

>beautiful blonde drills
>beautiful blue eyes
>beautiful cow udders
how can anyone still be in denial that she's the most attractive index girl?

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she's a fucking slut and sluts aren't attractive

She’s not Himegami

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drills > straight bangs

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Sluts are attractive, they just lose value with age

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But she can't own TouMAN's heart.
Sad!

False. Let me tell you again why Himegami is best girl for different reasons
>Hime means princess, Megami means Goddess. Basically a princess goddess, who wouldn’t tap that?
>you can play her name with English words such as “Himegamy”. Hime means princess, gamy means having sexual partner. Essentially you’ll be having a princess as sexual partner. Only a faggot wouldn’t want that
>rocking body
>yamato nadeshiko
>down to earth. Her saying “you’re like facing final boss” to an anxious Touma at Daihasesai. Means that she’s not haughty fashion bippity boppity girl and doesnt care if you’re a nerdy guy. Unlike a certain blonde onee-san who has had like 2000 sexual partners already

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Lessar isn't a slut she's just lewd for Touma

>the ahoge goes beyond the square
Based
Its a Mikoto clone so yeah

Mikoto is my goddess

>Accel x shota LO
really doodles the noodle

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Watch Index S1
Then watch Railgun S1
Then read the LN starting from volume 1 because the LN is better. You watched the anime for the OP/ED and having voices+visuals to associate with the characters.
When you can't increase the LN numbers anymore, start from New Testament volume 1.

At random points during your LN progression, you may supplement yourself with additional seasons of the anime, alternating between index and railgun. (Or read the railgun manga.)
If you feel yourself worthy at any point after Hawaii, you may read the short where they go to a beach in America and literally every American on the beach has a gun with them.

oriana has a way better body and has fun teasing touma but isn't a slut

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>better body
Nah. She’s just a pair of tits, Himegami has better distribution of fat and muscle all over her body
>not a slut
Dresses like a slut, looks like a slut, acts like a slut

Yeah thought so

Which Raildex has the most lickable asshole and feet?

Mikoto for both

>Dresses like a slut, looks like a slut, acts like a slut
What if she's the type who talks to talk, but turns into a embarrassed naive mess when it comes time to walk to walk?

Birdway. It's the most logical answer.

>talk to talk
>walk to walk
I don't even understand how my brain transcribed "the" into "to".

>licking asshole
That's a meme right? It sounds so vile, the asscrack is the dirtiest part of the human body, wtf railkeks. Out of all the good parts to lick, why choose this one, it's baffling, you anons are disgusting!

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>railkeks
>criticising eating ass
Checks out.

Himegami is still the one who is more relatable to me. If I get a wife like Himegami, I wouldn’t mind descent into normalfag status and forfeit my otaku antisocial deviant streak because I know that every night will be a steamy sweaty messy night with a literal goddess

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Reminder that WW3 is peak toaru and if you disagree you're an animeonly or a NT9 speedreader

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NT21 is peak Toaru and if you disagree you have nothing resembling taste.

Strange way to spell Kanzaki SS

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>Reminder that WW3 is peak toaru

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Mikoto is for missionary vaginal intercourse and armpit licking only.

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But it seems her armpits would smell very bad though

>Edition

I wonder what Kamachi's new novel is going to be about.
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WWIII is the best ending arc
NT9 was the best written volume
NT18 was the overall best volume
NT21 is the hypest volume

NT10 is the biggest disappointment.

OT15 the most Iconic probably alongside Sisters

Post Kuroko!

If Toaru verse took my lolicon power and equated to ability level, I would be a Level 5 for sure.

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Except that never happens in RL
As expected of delusional faggots

But then you would be weak against lolis.

It does if the boy is good looking and thus cute.

Nothing sexual though, but women do like holding and play around with cute boys.

A few with mental issues do too, but usually those are teachers.

imgur.com/a/ZKRN7s2

A teacher just got arrested at a school in my city for giving a STD to a 13 years old boy, it definitely happens IRL.

Any answer other than a heavily knocked up kuroko is wrong

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Alright lets try this again. Kakine is the TRUE NUMBER ONE. He will return in NT23 unironically, no tricks at all. It will then be the catalyst to a bigger arc with him at its center, and I cant wait.
Also the announcement for the anniversary thing will be monumental. So incredibly monumental that we'll be celebrating laughing in jovial merry like a warrior would after becoming victorious in a war of honor.

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Pathetic

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Too bad I'm going to hold her hand

>Missing by that much
>000
BASED

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ZERO NI SURU

GETs mean nothing to my darkmatter

What about Saten?

Really makes you think

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You'll all fucking pay. I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH

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>neither have a girlfriend

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Never got her appeal.

There's himegami, kanzaki, kongou, etc

Accel never wanted a GF. He wanted a family.

Got himself 2 moms, 8000+ imoutos, 1 extra bratty imouto, and a pet demon.

Meanwhile kakine was turned into fridge and then became a golf ball

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZFoO3HhcwE
SAKUJO
SAKUJO
ALL THOSE WHO WOULD DOUBT HIM

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But they still don’t have girlfriends though..

1 doesn't want one. The other doesn't even really exists as a human anymore

>[Perversion = Power] in the Toaru universe.

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>Gets bullied
>Is probably the biggest bully in the story

What is this heresy?

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YUUSEN SURU
Beef, higher
Fish, lower

He's the #6, which is actually the true #1

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But even still the fact remains. You’ve got to admit that.

"Where did you get the impression that the AC espers ranked 1 to 7 instead of 0-5 with a 7th?"

Aogami "True level 0" BLAU

Neither want one if we're being real, especially not Kakiny considering the only thing that'd turn him on in the world is his own dick

They're both virgin cucks with social difficulties. Men should aspire to be like Hamazura.

Exactly. The joke is that all the other lvl5s might not ALL get along, but they all hate kakine.

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Never denied it

We’re attracted to Misaki anyways. We all are.

And Index too!

You tried, but there is a reason why he's black and white, Mobile poster. Although if you want, give him a silvery platinum if you want to make it accurate.

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>we're all attracted to the BEST
Only natural

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Mikoto a best

I don’t like that.

Chuuya is going to do absolute justice to Battle Royal. How long until we get to the big fishes of OT15?

Lol fooking suicidal sociopath bird is getting memed even in fanarts and fanfics. I blame Idol manga for this.

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Would you guys have gotten in the bath with Saten and Feb if you were Uiharu or would you have went to buy a rice maker with Haruue?

Going to buy a rice maker with Haruue sounds much more lesbian than getting into a tub with two naked girls.

You don’t have to say lesbian here. You can just say Saiai and we’ll know what you’re talking about.

>frogpost
>content in post
Frogs are synonymous with new faggotry

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She’s so scared of her.

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Change Febri for a dick so its looks like Mikoto is looking at your dick

See?

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I'm expecting Chyuua to absolutely elevate the Black Wings/aerial combat sequences. Also Hamazura will look like a proper MC unlike the side character the anime made him out to be.

Chuuya's manga is our true IndexIII

She was scared because of Mikoto’s magnetic field.

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Where's the pregnancy mod

NI ZURU

>Qliphah
Kekine is the one with no GF

Kongou x Accel?

I’ll accept this but only for today

Children are sexy

He’s a boy.

>Kongou x Accel
Random but why not.

Also accel is a volcel. kakine is an incel.

Thanks. I’m just glad we could come to an agreement for once.

I would be of that Denki Kong too

How can Kakine possibly recover

Oh no no no

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Based Carissa

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>5 science side
>2 magic side (1 of whom lives in AC)
The absolute state of magic side cucks...

There's literally going to be 300 characters, there's not exactly going to be a shortage of magic side characters

>espers in nt
Jobbing to literal whos

>Implying that's a bad thing

That's what's fun about Science, the potential for outplay and suspense. Even a level 5 can get his shit rocked by the likes of Amata and Takitsubo if they aren't careful. Compare this to the top of magic and you would instantly realize that it's a "Hax and status or get the fuck outta here". Fiamma, Olly and Magic gods are literal "No" buttons regardless of how hard/smart you work.


Only now is Accelerator reaching boring levels of power and you can already see that many people were worried about how easy he would have it. I call this the Fiamma effect and it doesn't really feel as exciting once it's abused.

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>Magic gods are literal "No" buttons regardless of how hard/smart you work.
Sounds like you're not working hard enough

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>We get 20 Misakas

What's the next step of his master plan?

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I doubt they count those, seeing as the video showing off the "my room" segment has you choose between outfits for the characters to be there, they probably wont go and count them as entirely seperate characters

Honestly I think Magic gods still should have been introduced at the second to last arc in the series. It was still alright before then. Fiamma was broken sure, but he had to do a crazy amount of set up to make it work. It felt like he keikaku’d his way to crazy power rather than just having it.

Honestly I think Angels still should have been introduced at the second to last arc in the series. It was still alright before then. Izzard was broken sure, but he had to do a crazy amount of set up to make it work. It felt like he keikaku’d his way to crazy power rather than just having it.

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Crowley is entertaining because he’s the only one who is enough of a mad lad to do it and had the brains/knowledge to pull it off. That’s what makes him unique.

>Mikoto
>10032
>10777
>Misuzu
>Dolly
>LoliDolly
>Worst
>LO
>Will(?)
>Tabigake
Not enough unless Kamachi goes crazy and introduces a buttload of unique Misakas in AB/Accel/Ralgun/NT

>he’s the only one who is enough of a mad lad to do it and had the brains/knowledge to pull it off.

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Did you mean saten?

Bad comparison user. Angels are like automations and a dozen of sentient ones didn’t just pop up out of nowhere. They also couldn’t shatter the universe by existing.

>edition

Good example. You just dont like it. Angels being automatons didnt stop them from nearly nuking the planet. If there's only one planet that's relevant in the series, it really doesn't matter if you make the jump from the planet being destroyed to the universe.

Neither can the magic gods ever since they've been introduced

When will they finally be together?

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Post Himegami

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Unforgivable, her boobs are too small here. I guess its for the best, my wife doesn't need to be showing her true power to anyone but me

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>It really doesn't matter if you make the jump from planet to universe

Yes it does. The difference immeasurable and not just in size but actual implications. Othinus left nothing but fabric, that doesn't compare to destroying planets/surface/civilations/cultures/humans which a magician can do with enough perp and time, just look at Brunhild. Hell Sciences can nuke the planet into an uninhabitable star if not completely blowing it up


Other user has a point, there's a reason Kamachi constantly nerfs magic gods, whereas angels are simply a product of their summoning.

Seeing some anons working on the Under_Line stuff has inspired me. Let’s map out exactly what needs to be changed starting at episode 1. Would you guys want Terra’s wine scene somewhere in the middle of episode 1, or push that elsewhere? What else would help fix the first episode, if anything else?

The more important question is how would we even go about inserting the wine scene into the episode to begin with though. The stuff the other anons are working on are easy enough and are mostly just there to help transitions, tone, and over all comprehension for the audiance. Adding a completely new scene is something else entirely

MS paint it and add really bad VA lines read by Styil

Did the power level chart get updated yet? user said he was almost finished with it somewhere along the time where S3 finished

No. It isnt. The fuck are you going to do when the planet explodes? Focus on the bacteria on Mars? Imagine trying to explain to any of the characters in the series that "It's ok, they're only destroying the planet, it could be worse" lmao.

Slap the manga scene in and do the meme computer voice for lines

That would be the hard part, yea. But we have some drawfags here, maybe we can make it happen.

Memes aside, one possibility is to make it it MAD style with the manga pages. With some creative flare and emphasis on certain lines (bakemonogatari style), it could be atleast somewhat of a bandaid. Also I’m sure some anons could “animefy” the manga art, the problem would be actually animating it.

I don't know if anyone realized but zero ni suru and everything else that was animated is now canon and will be used in every adaptations. Index Manga WILL have to adopt these garbage takes.
Just saying.

Just like the manga adapted MH's pink dress right?

Not really. The manga already did OT14 better.

Yeah, the visual effect of Zero ni Suru is a crucial plot element that absolutely has to be kept consistent across all media. No way around it.

Unlucky has to workout the new things from NT22

>one possibility is to make it it MAD style with the manga pages.
This actually could work. You still have the problem of voice acting though.

How feasible is it for some user to learn how to closely imitate certain voices and say the lines? How do impressionists train their voices, even?

It would certainly require a large amount of concentrated autism

>How do impressionists train their voices, even?
I assume they record themselves and then play it back, making small tweaks until they get realatively close.

Hire some wannabe nip VAs

>user learning native japanese pronounciation AND imitating a trained VA's voice
Ok guys don't get too carried away. You guys better stick with the bare minimum you can manage or this is going to die in a week.

Well yea, I’m just saying how feasible it would be.

Yea, this. Baby steps first. Cross that bridge when we get there

Agreed. Robotic meme voice would go in first, possible voice work would only be considered after everything else. Seriously, animating would be less daunting than that.

The bad part is that it would be a bunch of different characters. If it was just Touma or something that would be one thing, but this is multiple characters. Also I bet if it was just Touma, Abe would discreetly pass lines to us somehow.

>go to events with toaru VAs, like greetings and handshakes
>have them read out particular lines are a fan request
>record and splice in
>???
>Profit

If we actually had something to present, like the scene already made and stuff, it probably wouldn’t be hard to get a few hardcore nip fans to help out with voice work

>kakine of the church
probably job?

>recast entire thing into English
>add lines in
>???
>profit

That would just be toaru abridged

19090 is probably one of the most important ones you didn't list.

She actually has a heart or at least upgraded emotional protocol installed into her during sister's arc by shinobu.

MOCHIRON DA!

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Reminder that Touma x Othinus is an asspull.

Impossible to duplicate Kuroko and Accel’s voice in english

>Hire actual old hag
>Hire actual velociraptor, then get it high on coffee

But dinosaurs don’t exist!

You're not looking hard enough. Also can we talk about Tessou now? Why do her tits jiggle violently in the first Railgun OP?

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>Ishygddt
what does it mean?

It means you're a newfag

I love mikoto,

And here we have a post 2011 babby.

Because hey make my penis hard

Hello newfriend

Tsuzuri Tessou, more like PAIZURI Tessou

I always had a fondness for her, which is why I didn’t mind Railgun 1 filler too bad compared to Railgun S filler

>Index Manga WILL have to adopt these garbage takes.
>Just saying.
You mean like how Index anime shit on the sisters arc including Touma X Accelerator and then Nagai redid it in Railgun S and totally blew Nishitkori out of the fucking water??!?!

Bait harder newfag

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>It means you're a newfag
It means you're a newfag

Touma vs Accel was the weakest part of the Railgun version though. The best would have been Railgun’s presentation up until the actual fight, where it switches to Index 1.

Also the anime didn’t “shit” on the Sisters arc because the Railgun version hadn’t even been created yet. It was pretty faithful to the novel.

Actually the cakes in toaruverse are nice too.

But Kamachi and a large portion of the readers are lolicons (not in the headpats way either) so they get ignored by the fanbase.

>until the actual fight, where it switches to Index 1.

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You have married all the Misaka sisters. How long do you last before you die of exhaustion and or dehydration from all their sexual needs?

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Yomikawa is criminally underrated. Like she’s actually fucking cool yet I also want to fuck her, which is a rare feeling since most anime women aren’t what I would consider cool. Usually they’re just trying too hard to make a badass waifu. Yet yomikawa somehow doesn’t feel forced. Probably because she’s a side character and is easy going.

SHOW YOUR TASTE R/A/ILDEX

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Enjoy your gravity defying uppercut and non moving punch still I guess.

Then read Accel manga and wait for accel anime?

She's in it with a role and even dresses up in a nice dark dress? Also plays with monkeys while accelerator "yoyoyoyoyoyo"s.

If those two nitpicks ruin the arc for you then you are gone dude

Yea, that’s what I’m excited about for Accel.

More like how long can they last before they pass out from the consecutive orgasms and wake up to their wombs full of so much cum that they can't stand?

Whenever I heard this youtube.com/watch?v=jYk0mbRw3aE I always imagine a nightclub but with hundreds of Misaka sisters raving uncontrollably in the dance floor instead of normalfags. Will some drawanon realize my dream here?

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I didn’t say it ruined the arc, I said that it detracted from the fight. And it did, I prefer the Index 1 fight. No need to get prickly about it.

I will. Thanks for the keks

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Man, you’re really trying hard to pick a fight. Go drink some milk or something.

Faking my death and moving to Russia to become a Slavic goat herder is always an option.

Not a smart choice

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Misaka’s have the cutest headgear

What's she gonna do if she finds me?

Pinch your butt really hard

Not the worst outcome. Will she tell her sisters where I am?

Aleister ( IRL ) was

He only reaches level 6 later ( Accel has a quicker path ? )

I think Misaka sisters are incapable of anger, so I'll get away scott free.

Most likely, and then they’ll all come after you to pinch your butt, and then your put will be all red and squished and lumpy

Are the sisters even capable of displaying emotions?
I thought the attach the phase explaining their last sentence was due to their lack of emotion

Misaka Imouto seemed peeved at LO in OT12 and got upset that Touma ate peeps

Did you not watch the show or read any piece of media with them? They’re emotionally stunted, not devoid of emotion

This the unhealthy marriage resumes.

>accel has a quicker path
More like a false one. While Accelerator is on the road to that power, Kakine may very well beat him to the real deal.

So faking your death after marriage would piss off 10032?

Fake my death, get a new name and start wearing a metal mask to block their frequencies.

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It's possible for a certain power to override another at level 6 perhaps? Mikoto 5.3 already displays other forms of power.

Not a fan of these but...

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>how to spot a Misakifag

ACCELERATOR IS RUNNING NO PLANS CURRENTLY

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>worst character
>mikoto
>not shitdex
Why you do biribiri like that?

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SPARE PLANS

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SO HE HAS NO CONTINGENCY FOR THE ESPER SURPASSING HIM, THE TRUE NUMBER ONE

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Not that guy but he's pretty on spot.

Accel is popular. Misaki is great. accel idol is fun. railgun ed (and ops) > Index

Kakine is 3rd rate compared to accel, but kakine posters always make me laugh. It's either that or preggo user.

I question his OTP with how popular MisaMIsa is.

BASED

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Leivinia Birdway has fallen in love with you. How do you escape?

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Except Acceleister runs AC now. Ranks are assigned by superintendent.

Kakine will be ranked 9001th if AC's STRONGEST esper wanted it.

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>wait till she turns 18
>ignore all her calls to invite me to the party
>fuck off to fight my autistic brother for the rest of my life.

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Of course he is. He's Kakine, how could he be anything but based and cool?
I love how the Index chapter was released on or before the burning of the Notre Dam. Hope this Professor bastard is reeling from the same despair he felt on the Spring of his twelveth

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There is literally no reason whatsoever to want to escape that.

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Forcefully fuck her up her ass without her consent.
The whole traumatic experience will make her go away

"Do you wish for a new world?"

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What if it makes her even hornier?

Fortunately, Kakine is going to rectify this mistake. AC will become his once his civil war is complete.

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Tell her I'm in love with Lessar and hope she doesn't get angry at me.

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What if I already have my own imouto and don't need a new one?

>Accelerator
>actually sexually perverted

The closest you'll get is his twisted sense of curiousity. He doesn't even make edgy sex jokes anymore. Actually, I'm pretty sure his weird sex jokes were all done while fighting Amata and his merry band of faggots, so that could indicate the sex jokes might have had something to do with Amata as opposed to Accelerator actually liking the jokes.

Rikou at level 5 >every esper?

>Husbando choice

Good taste.

Well, there was him telling 10031 she has a nice ass, and the Railgun manga has him talk about sticking something up a frog's ass. But you could argue that he was playing up being a scary villain there. It does kinda make sense if Amata talked like that a lot, so Accelerator "played Amata" when he wanted to be scary because Amata was who he was scared of. You could even suggest that Accelerator stopped making edgy sex jokes after Amata was defeated because "that monster is gone, and I've become worse" or some bullshit

>raped a sister before killing her
>"you're tempting me with your panties you slut" kills another sister

But user popularity means shit, I don’t like Misaka so why would my otp revolve around her?

Based kakinefag.

Wow touma's wives are so cute and wholesome I'm glad they all get along

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user, Accelerator literally can't get an erection to even save his life, it's literally written in his bio, he's got no sex hormones floating around in his bloodstream.

The mad lad

Scientific sisters need scientific solutions.
>p0n0s a couple sisters' verbugas, including as many fetishes as you can into one
>meanwhile, several others are all standing in different positions, staring at the transpiring events
>after the sessions end, the Sisters splice and combine both the visual footage and sensations using a Sisters exclusive video/touch combining brain editors
>they upload it to their SisHub, and anyone can pull a full "dive" video experience to experience the footage first-hand
Hire me, aleister. I'll change the world for you.

Since babies are technically "a miracle of life", does touching the belly with Imagine Breaker automatically aborts them?

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This can be a very good thing or a very bad thing actually

I want to marry Kuroko then fake my death to fuck with her!

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You have impregnated Mitsuko Kongou. Do you stay with her or skip town?

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Misaka Mikoto

A cute!

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Breed

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I run away from the engagement party to hunt space rats.

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>This is a very good thing actually
Fixed that for you.

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Did he even ever meet Kongou?

totally

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What size are those titties?

Accelerator will get his first taste of pussy from LO and from then onwards he'll be a sex machine who makes girls cum if they look at him right.

>Accelerator will get his first taste of dick from unleashed Swinemode and from then onwards she'll be a sex addicted crazy who makes Touma cum if he ever looks at her.
Fixed that for you.

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Hamazura is supposed to look like a nobody though

You tell me.

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>From LO
You mean from Qliphah

Kamachi Kazuma x Fudou Ran's Shin Kaku Gi Kou and the 11 Destroyers (manga) Vol.1 will be released on June 30!

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I'm fucking pissed. Someone post lewd raildex's so I can fap away the anger

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>fanarts depict Misaki as a lewd semen demon
>in reality Misaki is an ultra pure maiden who gets embarrassed when even another girl, Seria, sees her in her underwear

>Kongou and her clique completely terrified of Touma
Dumb bitches. He's a harmless herbivore

Mikoto is gonna die

The lewdest

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of laughter

>444
>Trips of death
RIP.
Mikoto's hysterical laughter during BSOD and it causing a fatal heart attack confirmed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=hm12GV4Bnyw

that was a lot of boxes to fill, user

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Good one. Though I disagree for the favorite OP part

Objectively best Kamachi MC design.

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>NT19
>Fav arc
A lot of bizarre tastes going on here but I don't not disagree with it

Mikoto dies and her mind is uploaded into the AAA

Agreed

>God Kamachi makes Aleister a massive pervert too
you know jack shit about Alesteir Crowley, don't you.

I went this whole thread without reading OP's caption. What the fuck OP?

>edition
Fuckin hell

God damn it.. I’m attracted to Saten Ruiko, user.

We all are but most of us just bury it deep down.

Kakine is not a level 6, so no he didn't. He can't even become a level 6, either he reaches it and becomes a mindless zombie for a bit or he dies.

No. Kakine will forever be a failure. He is doomed to fail in everything that he does and unlike Aleister who has brains, Kakine has nothing going for him.

>Kekinefags this delusional

Most of her doujins are gangbangs tho, same with Misaki

Because everybody wants them.

We all do.

You just woke up? Man get some sleep, its only been 5 hours. I mean, its making you talk some mad bullshit right now, like Kakine being a failure, not being able to sustain level 6, thinking we're delusional, just go take a nap.

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I mean, if Kakine was a failure, then I wouldn't get this GET that will confirm Kakine to not only be the TRUE NUMBER ONE, but also confirm his reappearance and subsequent involvement in bigger plots as well as confirming good news in the announcement, now would I?

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Welp. Looks like this is the END OF THE Under_LINE Accelfags. Kakine will smush your favourite albino and take his place on the top.

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Than he would be dead since both of this hormones regulate other shit as well. This author really has no idea about anything at all.

why there's no new index doujinshi anyway?

Sasuga true number 9.

Sasuga Kakine. Soon he'll return with the power of the magic gods, a dark matter created HR, IB and WR.

Because nobody cares about Index anymore and certainly won't now thanks to the shitshow that is in Index III.
>inb4 MUH SUMMER COMIKET

>“Good morning, Imagine Breaker…and the One who Purifies God and Slays Demons. What does the world look like to the two of you?”
>mfw I just realized that Touma in NT has purified a God and slayed a Demon

Bravo, Kamachi.

dumb kakinefag

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Next comiket, like almost every other fall show.

The anime was a failure, even the japs know that.

There was a few confirmed already and we're likely to get more next comiket. The more important question is if we can get someone else to scan the doujins, since the scanners just tend to only scan vanilla kamikoto

Comiket. Also some drawfags are getting together to make meme doujins as well.

BEEF OR FISH

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>The more important question is if we can get someone else to scan the doujins, since the scanners just tend to only scan vanilla kamikoto
Is there an user in here that lives close to/in japan and is able to attend? I will literally send them money to buy more variety doujins.

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ACCELERATOR CANT RECOVER FROM THIS.

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Kakinefag is trying really hard, he might get a cameo in the Accel manga this time!

I'll see what I can do.

No, it'll be bigger than that. Your envious albino ear screecher cant be saved.

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All we ask is that you try. Like I said, I can funnel you cash to buy atleast a few doujins, and I'm sure some others would be willing to pitch in too.

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I want to hold Satens hand

>bigger than that
Kakine cameo in Astral Buddy?! That's a pretty lofty goal, but I believe you can do it. Ganbare!

Which raildex would make the best wife?

How much does a doujin generally cost anyway, before all the shipping charges and stuff?

Misaki

Sasuga.

Saiai

Himegami

$3-$6. Anthologies usually cost like $12-$20.

I don't need any cash, I have enough already. If there are any leftovers after the usual priorities I'll buy anything that isn't the usual yurishit.

Muh nigga

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Guys I’m watching Accelerator sleep right now and he’s so cute and defenseless! I’m going to put my tongue in his mouth while I still can!

Please user, we’re trusting our faps to you.

I want to hold Satens hand.

We heard you the first time, go away

You’re going to get your tongue reflected into your throat, LO

You read what I said but you don’t understand my feelings. Well.. our feelings. You don’t understand yourself.

Apparently you don’t understand what “go away” means

>777
based Hamazura

Why is Saten? Why?

>trips
Checked

She's a girl.

I think the AI is broken again...

Don’t you mean a lady? She’s already 21.

And Index too!

She’s a girl.

How many dicks to you guys thinks Saten can fit into her asshole?

Atleast 5

Nope.

Fine, I admit it! Saten Ruiko is a total babe!

How narrow are the dicks in question?

My bet is 7

Yeah, thought so.

Assume average girth

We all did.

Too easy, mobile shitter.

“Nope” isn’t a number

Hey boys! Don’t forget that Kuroko is also pretty cute. Don’t forget about that!

In that case, I'm going to go with 9

Ten.

Awesome discussion you got there bros!

ZERO NI SURU

Glad you enjoy it.

Not LN fanboy size. Railgun fan size so probably just one.

Seven.

That’s true.

8 regular and 1 shota cock

fuck off

I forgot that only flabby armed noodle dicks read the LN and Railgun chads are hung and well educated. I totally forgot.

What's the matter? Can't circlejerk in your echo chamber anymore?

10 BBCs.

One million*
fucking phone eating my words

Poor widdle babby

Who are you?

Wow, rude. Please user, keep your hostilities to yourself. We’re trying to have a discussion here

Tree fiddy

I bet she can fit MP's phone inside her vagina

Holy shit? That Shokuhou Misaki is one hot pice of level five esper ASS and I’m sure I speak for everybody in this thread when I say I’d empty our bank accounts just to take her on a single date even though we know for a fact she wouldn’t be interested at all.

Vagina is cheating though, she can fit anything in there.

Holyshit. BASED

Calm down. We’re not talking about Othinus.

Uiharu in pain is worth getting an Accelerator GET. Speaking of which, Accelerator will soon be trading places with Uiharu, him or his demon.

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MP, I know you're trying to be contrarian to get attention, but you've already said before that you dont like Misaki. Keep your opinions straight

I never thought about it like that.

Kakine should be the villain in Accel manga

Right, we’re talking about Saten the champion gutter slut, known far and wide as the fellator of penises and the cave of the never ending

With how chuuni and shounen Arata can become, he's probably itching to do a battle royal do over.

That's true.

You got me there...

That’s true.

>Unexplored summon
Why don't they just explore it then?

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Did I know that I’m interested in Kongou as more than a friend?

We all did.

Too dangerous.

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Kamachi wanted to explore it but the novels flopped and were canned.

You have to be her friend first, dumbass.

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Remember that tent from Harry Potter? That’s pretty much a general idea of what we’re getting into when we’re talking about Othinus and her undercarriage.

I’m a Frenda friend!

What’s funny is that Kongou wouldn’t give MP the time of day. She’d be able to recognize how much of a shallow and terrible person she is and try to get away from her as quick as she could.

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Ohhhhhh I wish I had a Frenda friend a friend of Frenda I would be
I wish I had a friend like Frenda friend ohh she would be!
I want a friend I need a Frenda friend like you and me!

Bum da dum dum dum! So come on down to Frenda town and friends with Frenda you will be and Saten san and Junko chan are waiting by the friendship tree. These friends are friendly and they want to be friends with you too! They’re coming at you one by one and friendship will find you!!

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But we’re talking about Saten, who is like an empty 8 lane highway. Pay attention to the subject at hand, dumb dumb

Then why is there another volume coming soon?

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Hey! Saten is her own girl!

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That's true.

She's a very dead girl

Frenda beat Mikoto in a physical fight. Kakine just thrashes her.

>KeikAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So that's raildex uh...

Woke up quick at about noon
just thought that I had to be in AC soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begin
before Kizari starts bitchin bout my rent
about to go and damn near went blind
young skill-out at the pad throwin up gang signs
ran in the house and grabbed my bat
strapped the louiville slugger at the side of my hip
bailed outside and pointed my weapon
just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front back and side to side
then I let the level upper play
bumpin new shit level one on the way
It was "gangsta gangsta" at the top of the list
then I spun my own leaves, it went somethin like this

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How would he handle it with retcons tho? Kakine didn't practically care about Accelerator until he understood that the information on the Tweezers weren't enough and Accelerator didn't even know he existed.

Maybe have one of GROUP/Anti-Skill interact with one of SCHOOL which would allow for a Teitoku cameo without them meeting?


Kakine was entirely in a place if his own up until his death, it's hard to incorporate him in anything before OT15 without inconsistent. An SS is the only way he's coming back other than the obvious LN.

Yeah, a dying franchise it was a recently pathetic anime adaptation, trying desperately to cling to life.

Keikaku doori.
The plan is in motion for the anniversary festival.

Another one

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this chart is SHIT

Time to shitpost Nishikiori's twitter again.

Here we come! It's the start of Index 3!

Mikoto
We're going to gather all the secrets of Acadamy City!

Kamijou
And I'll destroy Aleister with my Imagine Breaker

Mikoto
In our search for Aleister we head toward the sacred land of AC but blocking our way is Othinus, the leader of a band of magicians that stands before us

Kamijou
It's up to all of us!

Mikoto
Travel faward into the future for a modern fairytale!

Mikoto/Kamijou
Index!

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One more

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Why do mods allow this Pass spam faggery? Is it because if they didn't retards like this wouldn't shill money to the site?

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aleister, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish young boy wielding a magic arm stepped forth to oppose me
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aleister!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=E4xppqJZs4M

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Remember posting real Crowley is off topic but the last 100 posts or so are not.

Stop being poor, faggot. We pay for this shitty site, so you'll just have to spread your asscheeks when we're trying to have fun in threads.

Why is Index so cute and sexy at the same time to all of us? We literally have no clue. Some things will remain a mystery forever.

Go to sleep kid.

>We
You and your 100 other personas?

Well, the average penis circumference is about 4.8 inches, so the hard limit should be somewhere around 4, maybe 5 penises.

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based

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Don't put me in your disgusting camp.

Hmmm raildexbabs what's happening to this thread?

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I love blobkoto

Blobkoto a pile of shit.

MP having a meltdown, again.

You deliberately placed Kakine in the place that was supposed to be your least favorite esper. You also put Mathers in worst character zone.

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Kill yourself cunt.

What do you expect mods to do? MP literally buys passes every month. And too an outsider, it doesnt look like she's directly spamming because they haven't been here long enough to pick up on her vocabulary like we have. Seriously, think about it. If MP didn't spam endlessly and just posted a hot opinion every once and awhile, she'd be indistinguishable from some dumb yurifag. The only reason we can pick up on it is because we've dealt with literally millions of posts talking about teh same shit over and over with her. Some mod that isnt into anime, much less Raildex, is going to pick up on this shit. Even newfriends had a bit of a hard time recognizing her at first.

MP is sperging again for whatever reason, probably still mad from yesterday when user shit on her with archive links or whatever

not cool

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Can't be spam if multiple people pick up the posting style and mock your fragile people with it.

By the way, have you heard that Febrie and Janie are the joint 6th-ranked Level 5?

What is the appeal of this?

She's a girl!

All of them mAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAke at least some sense in relation to the original chart.
Some are filled with memes for lulz.

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No one finds this shit funny enough to pretend to be a retard.
Even if they did, a fake is even worse than the original.

A total babe!

>my mean responses give me authorithy and makes my garbage opinion right!
No. You're a shitposter, fuck off.

>MP literally buys passes every month
>you can only buy passes for a year
What the fuck?

>multiple people
Nah, you fags just do a few one liners and its very obvious when it isnt MP. They dont have the autism or dedication to match MP's shitposting

I don't know how the mod system works, but surely they've quarantined enough of our threads to tell when one specific retard is spamming.

And (you) self-insert into Kamijou, which is kind of worst actually.

She’s claimed to buy them every month

>it's a shitposters convince themselves their in their divine right to shit up everything episode
You are mentally ill people, seek help.

Nice try, faker? Why are shitposter so fucking useless and stupid they can't even fake someone who posted here gzillion of times. Buy a brain ffs.

I thought it was just MP and not multiple people making fun of you? Get your story right.

That is impossible, Passes have always been for an entire year, not per month.

It's a thread!

Sure, but how do they tell? user, think. The mod might just be some fag from Yea Forums or something. How the fuck would be even know what’s going on in these threads? Especially when people literally mock MP’s writing style as a meta inside joke like , , ? It’s near impossible to tell unless you have been here for a bit

This place is cursed by shitposters and angryanons

You are ill, you don't even know the fuck you're talking about, you can't even follow a thread anymore user. Either see someone or off yourself.

Hey Faggots,
My name is Kakine, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, level zeroes who spend every second of their day complaining about the city treating you unfairly. You are everything bad in Academy city. Honestly, have any of you ever leveled up? I mean, I guess it’s fun trying to act like tough guys because of your weak personal reality, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a non-esper.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am THE TRUE NUMBER ONE esper, and the leader of my own organisation named SCHOOL which can directly interact or interfere into matters beyond your threshold of understanding. Where do you stand, other than being “the mook of a nobody gang like Skill-Out”? I also datamined UNDERLINE, and have banging hot fans (I just bruised them; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitches

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Everyone shut the fuck up and post Othinus

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He's a boy!

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Unironically ban them all would be my choice, but that's probably why I'd never be a mod.

Why would it stop you from buying another pass? How would it track you?

Not necessarily, thanks to Dark Matter.

just a few of each and a few that respond like idiots.

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Okay, but what WERE The Circumstances Leading to Waltraute's Marriage?

I can't imagine being a fan of Mikoto without being ostracised, I seriously can't.
I am quite the respectable guy, the type that people have no problem with conversing with, the type that the stacy of my middle school would seek my large and broad back to warm herself from the blistering cold. In fact, I could imagine telling them that I literally am Kakine Teitoku (one step beyond being his biggest fan by the way) and actually receive treatment and popularity beyond my wildest dreams. People would lick my feet, servants would do my every bidding, women (2D and 3D) would wish to consume my Dark Matter, I'd be given treatment beyond the greatest kings! This respect and popularity is millions of magnitudes larger then my second simulation involving Mikoto. When I imagined myself saying I like Mikoto I see people hurriedly running away, their faces full of disgust, horror and contempt for one single person...me. Some scream at me, some beat me in rage for uttering something like that in front of their children. Some vomited on the spot, I have never felt so isolated, so alone and so shunned in my life. I desperately searched within my minds eye whether something good would come out of saying I liked Mikoto, but nothing came up. I was fat, greasy and smelly and I was stuck in a basement. I only had my computer, and I came onto this site. Man oh man, did I shitpost. "KAMIKOTO A CUTE", "MIKOTO IS THE BEST". Man, did I show everyone my dedication. I made edits of monkeys with Mikoto, Pickle rick, bio factory Mikoto (I even fapped to this machination of mine) and more. I purposefully inflated her capabilities and I wanted to show that even Winged Accelerator was no match for Mikoto, so I began to type with my fat and greasy fingers, giggling in a dark room. I stopped at that point, I could not see myself stooping to that level, I didn't want to. There are somethings man shouldn't see, and such a fate was one of them.

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But on what premise? It doesnt overly look like spam to people. So now you're banning people in Raildex threads for saying a very specific combination of words that could easily be said all over the sight, yet you arent enforcing it anywhere else. This leads to shitposters crying, then you have to explain this big convoluted mess that sounds like a schizophrenic drug trip.

This place in cursed by people trying to talk with fan about things they don't know shit about because they're anime/wiki onlies who gets mad when their reddit pet theories gets btfo and yet tries to act like they own the place.

I really hope that this is an edited copy pasta, fucking hell.

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And people keep responding. Every time. It's been 4 years.

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>inb4 mikotofags lose their shit over Othiposting.

Guys it's finally happening. I'm so happy, so happy in fact, that I told my friend (a different one this time, trust me) by me that I liked it. Coincidentally my friend said he liked it too, so I just asked him about who his favorite character was.
He said he liked Accelerator.
I kept my cool unlike last time, and since he was a filthy secondary I gave him a question.
Which sounds more number one worthy, a power to summon a non-existing, physics breaking matter or the power to control Vectors.
He said Vectors. How wrong he was, I gave him a demonstration of Dark Matter's power, all over his face. I gave him a shocking revelation, that I was literally Kakine Teitoku, and that I have the power to produce Dark Matter myself. At this point he was like "What the fuck" but I pressed on. I proceeded to once again wipe the Dark Matter all over my fists, I whispered in his ear that with my Dark Matter, I was going to show him a world which he didn't know of.
Suffice to say, he now agrees with me that Dark Matter is the supreme power, that vector's are shit and second rate.

I can't imagine being a fan of Kakine without being ostracised, I seriously can't.
I am quite the respectable girl, the type that people have no problem with conversing with, the type that the chad of my middle school would seek my slim and smooth back to warm himself from the blistering cold. In fact, I could imagine telling them that I literally am Misaka Mikoto (one step beyond being her biggest fan by the way) and actually receive treatment and popularity beyond my wildest dreams. People would lick my feet, servants would do my every bidding, men (2D and 3D) would wish to consume my Railgun, I'd be given treatment beyond the greatest Queens! This respect and popularity is millions of magnitudes larger then my second simulation involving Kakine. When I imagined myself saying I like Kakine I see people hurriedly running away, their faces full of disgust, horror and contempt for one single person...me. Some scream at me, some beat me in rage for uttering something like that in front of their children. Some vomited on the spot, I have never felt so isolated, so alone and so shunned in my life. I desperately searched within my minds eye whether something good would come out of saying I liked Kakine, but nothing came up. I was fat, greasy and smelly and I was stuck in a basement. I only had my computer, and I came onto this site. Man oh man, did I shitpost. "KAKUNO A CUTE", "KAKINE IS THE BEST". Man, did I show everyone my dedication. I made edits of gets with Kakine, harem edits, Black hole Kakine (I even fapped to this machination of mine) and more. I purposefully inflated his capabilities and I wanted to show that even Winged Accelerator was no match for Kakine, so I began to type with my fat and greasy fingers, giggling in a dark room. I stopped at that point, I could not see myself stooping to that level, I didn't want to. There are somethings man shouldn't see, and such a fate was one of them.

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And once again the obvious conclusion is that one of us has to either become a jani/mod, buy Yea Forums from Hiro and ban all mobile posting, or find MP directly and vanish her into a rape dungeon so that she may never post again

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Last for my wife!

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Yeah, hence why I probably couldn't be a mod. How does one even become one anyways?

You must have a distorted view on reality. Of course, you posted Kyousuke. How couldn't you have a distorted point of view

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>Marie
>A wife

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If we all buy lotto tickets every week or so, one of us would eventually win and have the money needed to save Yea Forums, hire a hitman to kill MP, hire animators to fix Season 3, and commission endless doujins

You have to know people I think. All of the mods were moots old friends and Hiro doesn’t care enough to add more/boot bad ones out. Best shot would be a jannie probably

Completely original.

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I keep hoping that her parents realize what she’s doing and takes the phone away.

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>MP disappeared again

What did user mean by this?

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She heard my fap hand coming closer and ran for it

Unfortunate.

I win

hey

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h

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Very cute clone

dumb hat

Spam till bump limit then leave; shitposting 101.

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Trips will guarantee good news at festival.

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Hope I'm not too late. Tried to not have any overlap, so that 4-5 of the categories wouldn't all be Othinus

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Only correct answers

yuck

Thanks for nothing.

>END OF THE Under_LINE

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Who's that least fav shitposter you're referring to? Also I disliked that ED.
Otherwise pretty nice choices user!

MP clearly

Thorposter and Tsuchianon.

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I just read over this entire shit show of a thread and all I learned is that Awaki is cuter than Saiai and everyone thinks so,

That’s true.

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The thing about dressing like a perpetual slut is that this image isn’t impressive to anybody. Now if this was almost any science side the thread would be going crazy because these boys like them some girls but with her it’s just an everyday things she’s already used up her looks around these parts but nice try. Keep at it.

t. Typical LN reader

Good thing we also have casual Othinus then

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At this point I don’t even think twin drills could fix Othinus boys and I’m not MP. I’m just saying that we’re already used to swing her half naked that her charm was completely worn off by now. It’s actually unfortunate because I used to like her before she gave up magic god powers and not her power level is too low.

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seeing*

Sorry, I’m laughing.

We all are.

Did Kamachi think making Othinus tiny would make her cute and that we’d forget about all the people she betrayed and murdered? Just wondering?

Why is she so much better than the science side sluts? Is it the godly smell?

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I can't wait for animated thor so I could fap to him and his feminine voice

There is one word in that post that gives you away MP, you're just too retarded to see it.

That probably explains the outfit as well.

Bets on what bird of prey is going to be used to hunt down touma this time?

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How about now?

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The sad think is that was probably clear alcohol before she got in.. really makes ya think.

It's her taste

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If it isn't a raven then she's a fraud.

The AAA.

Congratulations.

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thing*

I’d fix it but this thread is over anyways. The point still stands.

Just realized what my taste was.

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Mikoto already owns him. She doesn’t need to hunt. When they were fighting you could tell he knew who his heart belonged too and only undisciplined forever alone monkeys wouldn’t agree.

to*

Standard green eyed crows.
wing span - 4 meters
average speed - mach 8

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