HEY KISAMAS

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.
SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

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Old Yea Forums. I miss thee.

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Your onna a shit.

based on what?

being based

on a true story

Have a 4channel gold star.

holy shit based

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>HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO?
This will never stop being funny.

ベースしたと赤いピルした

watashiwa chinese arimasen desu, faggot

kanpeki

This thread would be perfect if not for the Facebook filename.

Old Yea Forums thread?

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Thanks for giving me hope for this board once again, OP.
Your onna a kasu, by the way.

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Cringe ironic weeb meme.

>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH
Still laughed at this one.

Love it.

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Every time

アーイキソ

読めるのに読めない

It's been so long. What I once took for granted now got a genuine laugh out of me.

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You're onna a shit

So many newfags itt. This pasta is almost as old as the original

So many oldfags itt. I bet they haven't made any significant changes to their lives in over a decade and a half.

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Whatever happened to John?

Definitely not. I even have contemplated suicide twice during that time.

Man, B/a/yeaux tapestry threads were the best.

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Newfag.

Funny you ask..

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Classic.

Did he die?

Of course not you dumbass. It's a no brainer.

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goddamnit carlos

Ikuzo, SEKIROOOOO

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