Jojo thread i guess

What the fuck is this logic

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Araki logic

Jojolion spoilers are crazy. This is it goys, thr real part 8 starts now

whoa... a sequence of zeros and 1s was a binary code... how unexpected and illogical....

checks out on all angles, op is a stupid

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Hey HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIO

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^Stop posting the worst Jojo

Spoilers are out??

Yeah, they were posted in previous thread.

There is no other day
Let’s try it another way
You’ll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Reimi play

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>Gio
Fuck off! Call me on best girl's birthday

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She's a size queen. Horses and black men only. White bois might get to watch.

Happy Birthday best JoJo

Giogio birthday illustration

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Jojolion spoilers when?

Another fashion collab.
Fashion loves Jojo

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>still includes fugo

She is a fucking plankton.
I don’t think she would care about penis size.

Remember when Johnny just fucking killed all of those innocent Diego fangirls and didn't care?

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The Binary makes sense.
"B means next..." that's kinda retarded yeah.

She got a taste for BBC in the prison showers according to Araki

Turbo retarded

he didn't know ok

He knew he got someone, and he knew it wasn't Diego, and he didn't give a shit.

Meh, I'd rather watch Jolyne

...

>listen to any jojo music
>accidentally look at comments
>tfw
here's an example youtube.com/watch?v=d_EQAT8yVPg

That's because he's based.
>Will destroy the corpse part to kill civil war
>Will kill Lucy(corpse ver) to kill Valentine

Jesus, it's like an Yea Forums thread

Queen Jolyne is VIP

SPOILERS OUT

nothing happens because this part is a lackluster piece of shit and araki squandered the opportunity to use the montlhly format to make another quality story like SBR and instead tried to write a mystery and utterly failed because of his total lack of planning, leading to utterly spastic pacing and godawful information management

Happy birthday worst boy

Based and redpilled

Jolyne is the kinda girl who would squat on your face and make you eat all the cum in her pussy.

Sounds like my kinda girl

Absolute cringe and bluepilled

She's into ballbusting and pegging white bois.

Dumb blackedfags

All fujos and femboys are into blacked desu

I'm not

Just wait until SO gets animated

Because you're ugly.

So are black people

So did part 8 killer queen have explosive bubbles? Or was it only soft and wet that had them

Black bulls are pure testosterone. Ut's hot because they're the closest to real life orcs and the skin contrast makes it even hotter

Although part 6 has a black hip hop artist dude as the main stand (Stone Free was based of a black man), part 5 is still the most popular part with black people (aka niggers).

That doesn't make them not look like shit. Stop trying to insert your garbage fetish into everything. Keep it in

That's because Italians are black

Cringe samefag

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idiot

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>Stone Free is the coolest stand and by far the best MC stand
>It's a black guy with shades
pottery.

based h**rposter

>Stone Free
>by far the best MC stand

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To be fair, Formaggio made that threat in the heat of the moment. You could basically say that he was on fire when he said that.

user did you really quote a post from a different thread just to make a dumb joke

I thought he couldn't interact with people and only move during time stop, so how the fuck did he rip the guys arm off and switch it with his like Dio when time "skipped"

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Stone Free is definitely one of the better MC stands (not as good as Sticky Fingers though) but it's nearly always drawn pale blue and even got tits. It looked androgynous and pretty robotic early on but it soon turned into a blue chick with accessories.

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>I thought he couldn't interact with people and only move during time stop
Why? I don't remember it being said anywhere in the manga.

Are you that valentinefag

Almost every poster who shits on/misunderstands Johnny is a Valentinefag.

Fact

Because if he could he wouldn't have to worry about being in a situation where hes outnumbered

How did they get away with the nipple slip in JJL?

What do you mean "get away with"

>they

What is there to get away with?

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except hes literally one of the best

Part 5 Stand Themes Ranked:

1) King Crimson vs Sticky Fingers
>vol.2/Fierce Fight
2) Little Feet
>vol.2/Small
3) King Crimson
>vol.2/Hermit [not to be confused with "Another Person" = Doppio's theme; and "Leader" = Diavolo's theme]
4) Gold Experience vs Babyface
>vol.2/Life
5) Spice Girl
>vol.3/[TBA] [played in episode 25 already]
6) Aerosmith
>vol.1/aereo da caccia
7) Sticky Fingers
>vol.1/nella cerniera
8) Metallica
>vol.3/[TBA] [played in episode 26 already]
9) Man in the Mirror
>vol.2/Mirror
10) Beach Boy
>vol.2/Fish
11) Moody Blues
>vol.1/riproduzione
12) Gold Experience
>vol.1/esperienza d'oro [not to be confused with the main theme of Part 5, which is "il vento d'oro"]
13) Babyface
>vol.2/Extremely
14) Sex Pistols
>vol.1/proiettile
15) Notorious B.I.G.
>vol.3/[TBA] [played in episode 24 already]
16) Purple Haze
>vol.1/virus
17) Clash & Talking Head
>vol.3/[TBA] [played in episode 22 already]
18) Grateful Dead
>vol.2/Growing Old
19) White Album
>vol.2/Ice

The only Stand themes from vol.3 we haven't heard yet is Green Day, Oasis and the Requiem Stands.

How do I achieve this Shoulders to Hip ratio Yea Forums ?

remove a few ribs

>t means horizontal line
>b means next
nani

First resurrect your dead vampire boyfriend as a homunculus
Then babble some nonsense about rhinoceros beetles and secret emperors

It actually is

He's literally holding a phone in those panels you tard

SP is the epitome of boring early Standery, its only shtick is it's fast and hits hard
CD is neat but there's only so many times you can do the destroy-and-restore thing before it becomes predictable
GE is broken
Tusk is just wacky
Early S&W was broken, now it's just Standsar Zeppeli

They hated him because he was right, Part 8 is a disappointing piece of crap. How did Araki go from the masterpiece that is SBR to this slop?

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You think we'll get some vaguely ominous pop punk guitar riff for Green Day?

Araki died and one of his assistants took over. That's why the art sucks now as well

Weekend at Hirohiko's

>It's a black guy with shades
user...

Something i noticed rewatching the Man in the Mirror fight is how Illuso actively orders MitM to do stuff. Like when he is escaping the mirror world to get rid of the virus, he yells his Stand to let him out, instead of saying something like "I'll use my ability to chop off my arm and escape!".

That's fairly unusual, i can't really think of many characters that do this. Only Shigechi comes to mind.

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Wait, whats wrong with Jojolion?
The only fight i didnt line was blue lagoon.

Yasuho's feet are only visible in 2 panels

This moment always stood out to me for some reason

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Fuck off with your shit fetish

Diavolo detaches from causality in erased time, correct. That's how he avoids fatal attacks and inconvenient positions. But even his actions are still fated to happen. If he is fated to punch some guy through the stomach then activated KC during the timeframe that happens, he can fuck off to do something else but his opponent getting gutted will still occur.

Cripplepolnaref: teaser trailer.

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This edit should only be 10 seconds long

Good call, completely forgot this one.
Fuck, the Vanilla Ice fight was so good.

AAAAAAAAAA CHARIOT PULL ME!!!

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Is there any evidence this is actually a reference? There's a lot of assumed references that are probably bullshit

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I'm watching Jojo with my father, he is going to be pretty surprised when Polnareff shows up.
He is probably going to feel a little smug when they reveal Bruno is dead, he called it as soon as they got in the boat.

They're literally already said he has no pulse

>They're literally already said

what is his favorite part?

Yes it's called autocorrect

Made for hotwifing.

Thanks for outing yourself as a phoneposter.

Phoneposters are the master race

He doesn't really have one, but he is loving Part 5. His favorite Jojo is Jonathan.

>His favorite Jojo is Jonathan.
Based. The only based part, in fact.

>His favorite Jojo is Jonathan
Yikes

>his favorite Jojo is Jonathan

God tier taste.

>His favorite Jojo is Jonathan.
Well, at least is not Giorno...

Her dog is named Arnold.

Reminder that Doppivolo is the product of demonic possession
>Jojo universe has lots of supernatural oddities beyond just hamon, the mask, and stands
>Existence of literal biblical entities in Jojo already confirmed (yes it's in the SBR universe but if stands as a concept and even specific stands can exist in both why would overlap in other areas be unthinkable?)
>Circumstances of the birth (2 years separated from any intercourse, wasn't big at all the day of the birth and only became visibly pregnant when she started delivering) rules out medical anomaly
>The baby starts out aware, awake, and not acting like a baby because it's actually a full grown demon inhabiting a baby
>The exact specifics of the possession are up in the air, however. If the demon impregnated the woman there are two possible outcomes, that Doppio is merely a facade personality that Diavolo created, or that Doppio is half demon and half human, explaining his sudden shifts from harmless to incredibly violent like the Diavolo personality. The other possibility is that the demon interfered with the impregnation of the woman by the two years dead father, messing with the biological functions of the birth and causing it two take two years. This would mean that the demon puts the human intended for the body out in front for day to day interaction in order to keep itself safe, and that doppio's violent streaks are a result of influence from the demon, and that Doppio's docile personality is likely how the person "intended" for the body would behave without interference
>The only thing that's certain is that the violent reclusive personality is definitely hellspawn, we will never know for sure what Doppio is
>Symbolism like the name Diavolo and the stairs scene with Polnareff isn't exists to point the reader towards Diavolo's true origins
>The mother was kept alive under the church via demonic abilities, not King Crimson
This is fact.

>His favorite Jojo is Jonathan.
absolutely based tastes

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That doesn't prove her name is a reference to See Emily Play
Like, if that was the intent he could have just called her Emiri, Araki doesn't do subtle references

Can someone please link to that post.

>isn't just "oh he's evil therefore devil imagery" but exists to point the reader towards Diavolo's true origins*

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What's your point? That doesn't contradict what I've said.

Material looks like trash but I'd buy it.

I wonder if they're going to change his name because it's weird to name a baby that.
>inb4 his full name is fra diavolo

Reimi is an anagram of Emiri.
Also a litrelik fun fact: David Bowie did a cover of See Emily Play for his Pin Ups album.

>There were the names of the priest and his son
It's confirmed

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His name's not symbolism, it's just his fucking name
Your own logic about the Rohan stuff defeats you, it doesn't have to be a ~demon~, it can just be some weird quirk of the universe

Why the hell did the Priest name his adoptive son "Diavolo"?

>His name's not symbolism, it's just his fucking name
You have no idea how writing works you giga-retard

I know it's an anagram, that's why I said he doesn't do subtlety
Diavolo is his first name

I prefer pic related.

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guys where can i view the latest jojolion spoilers?

Then why is her dog named Arnold?

It is just too much of a coincidence. Why Araki wanted to be subtle this one time i'll never understand.

Tooru is one of the SBR equivalents to the Pillar Men of whom the rock humans are cheap imitations
He tried to eat Yasuho to retain his eternal youth but she broke up with him and now he's at it again

Is Abba holding a wine glass of piss

>His name's not symbolism, it's just his fucking name

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You do understand that the dog's name can be a reference without Reimi's name also being one
Bitch it's a type of sauce, Araki doesn't think about this shit

>I don't think, therefore Araki doesn't either
I swear this is the same retard in every Jojo thread going "just shut your brain off bro it's bizarre isn't that good enough?"

>You do understand that the dog's name can be a reference without Reimi's name also being one
Then why does it just so happen to be close to Emily?

He writes chapter by chapter, he has no concept of planning

Can you link the post please?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coincidence
Japanese anagrams don't even work like that, they deal with syllables not letters
it's joke

She was introduced right before Arnold.

>Araki doesn’t do subtle references
Nut King Call
Walking Heart
Awaking III Leaves

Why did they pick such an awful model?

thanks user, very cool.

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Walking Heart and Leaves aren't references
Nut King Call is written exactly the same as Nat King Cole

So there’s only one way for Araki to do wordplay?
The latter two aren’t references.

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It's the only way to do wordplay if that's his linguistic limitation
Anagrams of Emiri would have to retain the patterns E Mi and Ri, there is no concept of breaking the latter syllables into individual letters

>Walking Heart and Awaking III Leaves aren’t references
Did Araki just run out of songs/bands/musicians/albums to reference?

She's prettier than you'll ever be, shit taste kun.

It's a word with King in it plus the literal meaning of the user's name
I've half joked before that Kaato's is called Sneaking Card

Based.

So it’s impossible that he simply decided to make a name that was close to Emily without being a Japanese anagram?

don't even tease me like that.

It's not remotely close to Emily without anagramming it, they sound nothing alike
It also suggests Araki would have to be familiar with the story behind the song that it was allegedly about a ghost girl

I'm not saying she's unattractive, she just doesn't mesh well with the clothes.

Diavolo name is not because he is literally a demon, but it is a symbolism of the son of God defeating the Devil (Giorno vs Diavolo)
Dio means God but he is not a divine entity.

It’s close enough that her dog being named Arnold confirms it.

Dio's name is and always has been primarily a reference to Ronnie James Dio, the god thing is just a neat coincidence

Read Part 6.

>His name's not symbolism, it's just his fucking name
based retard

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Okay headcanon-kun, you just keep telling yourself that
I'm sure Jolyne's name is also a reference to the Dolly Parton song and totally not just a girl's name beginning with Jo

Wait what?!

Is he our villain? Or is it Jobin?

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I doubt araki had part 6 in mind when writing part 1

Why would I want to reread the worst Stand era part

Right, and the blue curtains symbolise depression

>Diavolo talks to frogs like they're his friends
>He has no human friends
>Villagers call him a dumbass and tell him to keep his mouth shut about it
What went wrong?

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Unlike Jolyne, Arnold doesn’t have a reasonable explanation besides being a reference.

BASED retard

Is diavolo just your average anime protag? He even gets a cute girl

He’s cute!

Can we agree Gwess is the best jojo girl? I want to get anally vored by her.

Wow this this fucking circular
Is josuke also a reference because his Stand name is a referenece? Koichi? Okuyasu? Yukako?

Shes the second ugliest next to hermes

I know, she isn't an muscular-yet-scrawny Italian man with feminine hair.

heyyy I like the Stands in part 6

Wasn't his leg fine immedietly after the fight

Cringe

Same when Gyro's leg is blown out. His foot regenerates magically.

No it was chosen ironically in part 1, Araki knows enough about Italy to know that Dio means god. The fact that Dio the musician shares the same name is purposeful, but if there was another musician popular at the time named Yahweh or Jehovah, they would have just as likely been used for the name of his antagonist.

Araki's a poor planner, but he's not stupid.

>19th century British boy named Jehovah

Diavolo is the goodest bad boy.

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Why do you keep bringing in these dumb false equivalences?

>19th century British boy named Dio

Araki has confirmed himself its the other way around you fucking retard.

I do not understand Dio's logic in this part

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thats doppio

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italians_in_the_United_Kingdom
>it's a false equivalence because I say so

No he's not

Nobody does, Part 6 is shit and so is Over Heaven.
It's another attempt at Jotaro and DIO wanking with another dumb asspull to bring DIO back to relevance.
I genuinely think it's the worst part, worse than 1.

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Part 6 has a good and coherent plo-

>hidden face
Its diavolo

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italians_in_the_United_Kingdom
If that was the case, it still wouldn’t explain why he’s named god.
>it's a false equivalence because I say so
It is because you started randomly spouting names and claiming that there was just as much evidence that they were references, which is obviously false.

>Ermes and Gwess
>ugly
I’m sorry but the only ugly girls Jojo are Nena and Enya.

Yes he is.

It's more Araki genre bullshit
He obviously wanted to do a horror thing in part 5 with Diavolo but was stuck in the mafia genre so it's just weird that this secretive mafia boss turns into slasher villain split personality weirdo

>muh name

There are plenty of spics named Jesus, and there continues to be no evidence Reimi is a reference to anything
Arnold possibly being a reference does not make Reimi's name a reference any more than someone's Stand being a reference makes their name a reference
Case closed, you lose

he got priorities

Every part has horror elements

>tfw no Diavolo BF

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So what are the actual jojolion spoilers?

>worse than 1
1 is good you double nigger

Done badly
Karera fuses with Yasuho as foreshadowed in that one artwork of Yukako and Yasuho

Tooru dies

Plenty of split personalities share a name. It's not remotely unthinkable that the outward personality would get a new name after they faked their death.

7>5>4=8>3>2>6>1

Rule of thumb: the first part of a series as long running as this is never good

Joshus stand kidnaps yasuho and has something to do with light and shadow. Gappy fights him and rai talks to the head doc

This is a big part of Jojo's appeal 2bh.

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The name means literally everything
The name Doppio was invented later therefore Doppio came later

7>4>2>8>5>3>6>1

based retard. 1 is one of the stronger parts.

Nah diavolo stole doppios name

>2 that highly

I understand with the charismatic powerhouse that is young Joseph, but the villains were week and like half of the fights were dumb. The other half were pretty awesome though

>dull honoraburu gentleman protag with boring fotns meets Dracula plot and magic chi bullshit breathing powers
Prove it

>there continues to be no evidence Reimi is a reference to anything
>has a dog named Arnold
>in a part with many other Pink Floyd references

>Arnold possibly being a reference does not make Reimi's name a reference any more than someone's Stand being a reference makes their name a reference
But the names Reimi and Arnold have an actual connection, unlike Josuke and Crazy Diamond or Koichi and Echoes.

>Case closed, you lose
Seething.

Not to mention some of the fights in part 3 are direct references to horror movies
Death Thirteen = Nightmare on Elm Street
Ebony Devil = Child's Play
Strength = Link

Wamuu and Esidesi were amazing, though. The Straizo fight was also good. Kars and Santanna were pretty underwhelming admittedly but people who try to claim Joseph is the sole quality thing about the part are downright wrong.

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6 > 7 > 8 > 5 > 4 = 3 > 2 > 1

When did Polnareff become a genius hacker?

Joshu develops a sissy hypno addiction.

Based

Joseph is probably the most fun jojo though. And with how boring Lisa Lisa and Caesar were, he kind of had to carry the group. The Kars fight was underwhelming but he’s the climax so that being underwhelming says a lot about the part I think. I’m not saying the part is bad at all, and the only part I would even consider as bad is part 1 but even then it’s good on its own

Diavolo/Doppio is not a accurate representation of dissociative identity disorder, Araki probably just brieflly read about it, there are no cases of the personalities interacting with each other

Finally a relatable character desu

>>dull honoraburu gentleman protag with boring fotns meets Dracula plot and magic chi bullshit breathing powers
B-but it’s kino!

This has me thinking. Are there other instances of mental illness being shown through characters?

Diavolo and doppio is the most basic DID you could write with a jojo twist
Jotaro is probably autistic
Joshu is a retard

It's kino since his soul is Star Platinum

>some Frenchy fuck spouting nonsense
Wow such proof

>headcanon

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We’re clearly supposed to take that page as an explanation for Doppio/Diavolo, even if they aren’t realistic portrayals of the disorder.

How about I make you give head to my cannon, slut?

It also helps that unlike almost every post-Part 2 character, Reimi has no stand.
She’s just a simple ghost girl with a ghost dog.

There is no realistic portrayal of DID because it's not real

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Ask the average person if Reimi sounds anything like Emily you stupid nigger
Show actual definitive proof and not circumstancial nonsense or hang yourself

Your resistance only makes my penis harder

Araki believes in it.

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why is this a meme? it looks normal to me

I’ve already disproved all of your arguments and shown you definitive proof.

Best stand ability: Gun

>Shueisha still haven't updated colour chapters
>Still no full coloured retard king
>Waiting for them to drop blue Mamazuku out of nowhere

Does Jobin's memory loss count?
Yasuho's hallucination / wrties probably comes under too.

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Someone should tell this white trash to wash his mouth before even thinking about using the N word.

Why do you imagine the Priest would have named him and not the mother?

Yasuho suffers from menstural pain and depression.

There is no connection between the names Reimi and Arnold. The name Reimi is not the name Emily and sounds nothing like it. Japanese anagrams don't work like that, and Araki has never used anagrams or subtle references. Kill yourself.
You can slit your fucking wrists too faggot

>There is no connection between the names Reimi and Arnold. The name Reimi is not the name Emily and sounds nothing like it.
It sounds enough like it not to be a coincidence.

>Japanese anagrams don't work like that,
Because Japanese anagrams are the only form of wordplay in existence.

>and Araki has never used anagrams or subtle references.
Maybe you just haven’t noticed the subtle references.
>Kill yourself.
You’re getting awfully angry about this.

Someone should tell this straight trash to wash his mouth before even thinking about using the F word.

>Araki has never used anagrams or subtle references.
>Constructed a stand name that incorporated Japanese number puns, a song reference, name of the character and the overally family thematics/
Araki's naming and pun play is always on point, regardless of the dumb arguement you two are having.

We should poz him

They made a meme out of Jotaro's cap design. This fandom is rich on memes that make no sense.

There is literally no other kind of wordplay that can turn Reimi into Emily you worthless waste of existence
>making shit up

>There is literally no other kind of wordplay that can turn Reimi into Emily
Simply changing a name to a similar sounding name is impossible?

Awaking III Leaves is my favourite fan stand!

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Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

Happy birthday sleepy boy

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Based

Jotaro sucks

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I don’t know why I laughed so hard at menstura pain

That isn’t a musical reference.

It doesn't fucking sound remotely similar and you're the one who claimed it was a fucking anagram in the first place
Drink bleach right fucking now you failed abortion

It is.
"アウェイキング" can mean AwaKING and Awakening, hence how it fits with the family name. The Judas Priest song, "Awakening" in Japan, has the same name: ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ノストラダムス_(アルバム)

Rarely have I seen reaching this hard

You want reaching? Hold up: youtube.com/watch?v=-SXL_0lHWaU
>the comment section

>It doesn't fucking sound remotely similar
It’s similar enough that her dog being named Arnold confirms the reference.
>Drink bleach right fucking now you failed abortion
SEETHING

Every fucking song even tangentially related to JoJo is ruined with this shit

>Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Araki. Be thankful, that your meaningless song is now contributed to the Bizarre Adventure.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great JoJo. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Araki!

Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself Kill yourself

Epic seethe.

mad as fuck

>Uh oh! Looks like we had too much Tonio’s!

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Nice digits

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How many idiots come part 6 are going to claim Jail House Lock is a copyright change and not just a pun?

HNNNNNNNNNNG Koichi we're trying to track down David Bowie but we're dummy thicc and the clap of our ass cheeks keeps attracting enemy stand users

It's not like Youtube comment sections were ever good in the first place

Hey, Abbachio!
Three days until you die!

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You see, Part 8 was DOOMED from the very beginning.

Part 7 took mediocre trash (Part 1 and Part 3) and turned it into gold.

Part 8 took pure gold (Part 2 and Part 4) already - merely living up to the source material was a gargantuan task - so instead he created something mediocre at best. Gappy is just a fucking joke compared to Joseph (the most beloved JoJo on Yea Forums) and Josuke (Araki's very own most beloved JoJo). There are a couple of nice new ideas, but overall, it was destined to look like nothing but a fanfiction compared to the two source parts it is trying to "re-imagine". There was basically no space for improvement in the original source material, so Araki had almost no option but to fail.

We can only hope that Part 9 - which should be a reimagination/combination of Part 5 and Part 6, both of which are Parts that have some great sections but are overall dragged down by fatal flaws - will be better than the source material and fixes the things that needs fixing. Furthermore, I believe tha

>take virgin boiy
>turn him into used up thot girl

GIO
GIO

If he loves Josuke so much why did he say Jolyne was the strongest

>pure gold
>Part 2 and Part 4
lol

No one turned into anything, they just have the same name

>Koichi
>Virgin

Look at how smart this guy is.

Yukako keeps him in chastity to keep him obedient

Characters speak to their stands mainly to emphasize what they're doing and make things clearer for the reader. I think the only Stand that really has conversations is Spice Girl(?) And that's really just Trish having an inner monologue.

What a dumb question. Araki doesn't need to give his favorite special treatment. In fact, he is so happy with his favorite, that he doesn't feel the need to "re-use" him in other parts at all. That's why Josuke is basically not in Part 8 at all, only his name is re-used.

Part 2, Part 4 and Part 7 are the cornerstones of the JoJo series. Each of them revitalized the series whenever it was at its lowest points.

Rohan castrated him.

HNNNNNNNG Killer Queen I'm trying to hide and get my disembodied hand-girlfriend back but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks is disrupting my quiet life

If Kira only killed awful women, does that mean reimi was a thot?

SHUT THE HELL UP ;_;

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Yes, and so was Shitnobu

How do you know what the soundtrack themes are like if they have not yet releasing on the soundtrack?

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Since when did Kira only kill 'awful women'? He was ready to snap Shinobu's neck for being nice and flirty.

He killed nice ones aswell, but Reimi was 100% a thot

Did Rohan just write in Koichi "Can speak fluent Italian" Before he went to investigate Giorno?

Spice Girl's theme can be heard in episode 25 when she tells Trish to be yukkuri, but with the strength of a vise and then again when she jumps into Bruno's arms.
Metallica's theme can be heard in episode 26 when Risotto tells Doppio that he is even more interested in him, because he heard Aerosmith scouting around.
Notorious B.I.G.'s theme can be heard in episode 24 when Giorno tells everyone on the plane that he has a dream about eating a Margherita.
Clash and Talking Head's theme can be heard in episode 22 when Clash rips of Narancia's tongue and Mista pretends not to see it, and when he tries to tell them about what happened but instead starts lying. It is unclear if it's just one track or two separate ones, but it's probably the same one with two motifs.

All girls with chokers are thots

Part 4 looked like shit.

Anyone got a link to a download for b&w SO

His stand is fucking BROKEN

>when she jumps into Bruno's arms
Is Trish gay for Bruno?

You dumb zoomer. Rohan's ability = Araki's ability.

>part 2 being pure gold

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>gappy is a fucking joke compared to joseph
stopped reading right there, terrible bait

I've been waiting for ages for full coloured Speed king for my steam avatar

Anyone has the gif of Doppio and Diavolo dabbing on the traitors? Please I need it

No, for Mista.

in other news: water is wet.

Girl here, if I had to pick between the two, I would definitely pick Joseph to fuck. Gappy has that ER vibe to him for some reason.

i-it is?

Part 2 saved the series from extinction.

Gappy is an incel

So, King Crimson predicts the future for the next 10 seconds. People then do what King Crimson predicted them to do while he is able to move freely and decide what to do during that time? Is that correct?

>girl here

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Jojolion when? I think I'm losing my sight, losing my mind.

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Yes

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure except the stands are named after internet memes. What is your stando?

That's why he appeals to so many male readers despite being a Tumblr-fanfic tier JoJo.

[SNEED]

ability: Sneed.

2 more days for next issue my brother, 3 probably since the guy has been taking a long time recently

>Tumblr-fanfic tier JoJo
How?

Who is the most voluptuous female character in Jojo? Stand or user.

muh epic joseph with his epic memes XD next you're gonna say EPIC haha he's so smart!!! just so le epic with his memes I mean really guys isn't joseph the best jojo? btw should i skip part 3?

Bruno is gay for Mista? I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone ship that

The girl from shakedown road

『Domino's Pizza feat. Hatsune Miku』
The stand is capable of turning any object into a phone. However, the phone will only make contact with the closest pizza place to your current location. You can order any legitimate pizza to whatever your current location is, and if they fail to deliver the correct order to your location within the allotted delivery time 『Domino's Pizza feat. Hatsune Miku』instantly kills everyone inside the pizza place, however, if they make the correct order and deliver it to your location within the allotted time you die instead.

Does not affect pizza orders made on ordinary phones.

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Why do the "JoJo essayists" and other plebs always underestimate Illuso?
>youtube.com/watch?v=DKJWjfubGIo
>2nd weakest in La Squadra

Nigga he could single handedly beat every single La Squadra member, every single Unita Speciale member AND Diavolo.

I miss Pesci bros

We know, Trish.

Did Araki plan out all JoJo parts from day 1?

that T and B part doesnt even matter. they converted the binary to numbers and coordinates come in (latitude, longitude) form anyway. all they had to do was figure out the binary corresponds to coordinates

ye

What a dumb fucking cunt. Risotto didn't come close to killing Diavolo, he literally could've killed him even if Diavolo went all out against him. The only reason why he survived is because he was hiding in Doppio's boipucci, giving Araki an excuse for why he wasn't trying to murder him.

Naked girl in the Kira's appartment

The girl Straizo kidnaps at the beginning of part 2 was a 10/10 qt

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back the fuck up, the fucking turtle has eyelashes

Illuso + Pesci is probably the most broken thing in all of JoJo, they can just hide in Mirror world and Pesci can kill everyone outside

imagine being an animeonly and seeing this fucking page

why can't DP draw girls

I remember in like 16.17 we had a nice thread long debate about whether La Squadra could take the Boss out, them against the Guard Squad and Polnareff's place ect. Even then people were not including Illusio in arguements. There was a lot of jib about getting passed Cioccolata and people were going down the "Get Cioccolata to betray since he could AoE Diavolo) but Illusio fucking ENDS him. But just...Illusio would end Cioccolata in seconds with Man In the Mirror. Sealing him and the rat boy out of the helicopter would be more of a fitting punishment than Giorno's mudaing. I know Part 5 has dumbass stands like NBIG but Man In the Mirror is a straight up death sentence unless you happened to be in really specific environments.
What will happen first, Last Caress or decent coloured Speed King?
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Rikiel

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stupid cow child

Based cow man.

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Mooo

They get it right sometimes

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Hermit is the Doppio theme, it has a phone ringing halfway through the song when the Diavolo chorus kicks in.

The Diavolo theme is absolutely Another Person. Shouldn't even be any question about it, it plays and booms away in the background to absolutely every scene with him or even when focus changed from Doppio to him.

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daily reminder that jolyne won that fight because of pure skill and meticulous planning

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They got Trish right recently. Also Lisa Lisa looked good

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Plagiarism

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what stand can kill this

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is that the one where she lit herself on fire?

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Sky High is legit one of my favourite fights in the entire series. Probably only behind Vitamin C because of this.
>Themes of fate and overcoming it
>Sky High is a fantastic stand based on a really cool phenomena.
>Both people's stands and abilities being pushed to the limit but still constrained in within their pwoer
>Brando and Joestar's bodies being straight up torn apart out each other
>I'M APOLLO 11
>The mental side of the fighting being interlocked with the physical side
>Fantastic panelling and art
>Jolyne winning with sheer determination of the spirit and the mental fortitude
>Hermes's fucking punch at the end
I just wish Shueisha didn't make him fucking White and Black.

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Couldnt Spicy Girl have killed it if it didnt miss a little bit, which allowed B.I.G to reform?

I want to milk the cowman

Did you even look how she dressed? And at the choker? Choker is literally the mark of a slut.

>black belt in sucking dick

Jokes on you I'm bi but I never sub, with dudes I only plow twink boipucci.
I still prefer busty blondes and redheads for the most part though.

GER talks to Diavolo, but its unclear how 'real' that entire exchange was given, well, GER

I checked it again just now and I hear no phone ringing. Another Person plays during the Doppio flashback and also when he gets Epitaph.

Paisley Park

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Lisa Lisa

Why do people love the Vitamin C fight?
>oh no we're liquid
>oh no he's gonna kill mr. fruit father
>haha epic high heels of doom lol
>the end

reminder

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the flashback is the best part of it.
also, the actual fight against damo isnt bad

>NO PLEASE DON'T I'LL STOP HATING FU-
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

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What said, the flashback is great. And the way Josuke just remorselessly smashes Damo's head and makes Jobin piss himself of fear is really satisfying.

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kys furfag.

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This is the last thing furries see before they die.

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imagine ever wanting to fuck an animal

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Do Rocks count as animals?

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imagine wanting to smell a shipgirls smelly soles h-haha that would be wacky maybe even like them hahahaha good thing it's not MY fetish hah imagine how disgusting and totally not hor must eating the dirt from inbetween her toes be

Imagine not

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reminder that footfags got btfo

1:24 when the song transitions to the Diavolo chorus. You can hear a light digital ring tone in the background.

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>ugly
>shitty overrated stand
>saggy tits
ew

what's that have to do with jojo?

>smellfag
end your own suffering

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Imbeciles think Reimi's name is a reference to the early Pink Floyd song See Emily Play because Emiri is an anagram of Reimi which isn't how Japanese anagrams work and because Syd Barrett claimed it was about a ghost girl

Thighs > Feet

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Pay attention user, we're talking about Foo Fighters not your mother

holy shit, my mother had a stand???
do you anons think ill inherit one as well??

It was long before you were born so you'll have to get your own like Jolyne did
Its only power was to detect the largest cock in the room

woow!! so that means i am going to have a big cock like my dad? absolutely based!!!

No, she married a beta orbiter

wait a minute, that means my ability is just to sense my own cock?
thats fucking useless!

>he doesn't have a musky cock that makes all the boys go owo

IF you attacked Diavolo with a huge AoE blast, let's say a fucking meteorite, then he would not be able to dodge it. Even if he forsees it with King Crimson, he cannot dodge it in time.

Meanwhile, Za Warudo could easily dodge it by stacking Za Warudos.

>this fucking coloring

Yeah, 8's colouring is really bad, it's like they're trying to imitate Araki's really off-putting fabric-y colours from the likes of pic

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>legs are literally spread
>sat in the back like a girl preparing to be railed in the back of a car
Yasuho is a hoe

Test

It's spelled ho you fucking zoomer

She wants Gappy to rail her in a car

.

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I'm starting to realize I just have a really high tolerance for annoying kid characters in anime and manga, because I think I'm the only person who liked Shigechi before he had to die.

Thot

>Pink girl
Definitely a thot

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That sweetHeart Over There

>Each of them revitalized the series whenever it was at its lowest points.
What are you talking about? Part 4 is the lowest point before it actually starts getting good.

Trish is also pink but she's a pure virgin.

This.

Only because she only does anal

Oh no

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She was obviously fucked by Mista after the events of part 5.

?

KEKKA DAKE DA

Based

Are there any other instances of 「Dark Determination」 pre-Johhny

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Based. Trish has choker + pink hair. What a slut

its for women user

Yes, sluts are based

Is there any stand in JoJo universe which can technically cause uncontrollable erections?

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Speed King could increase blood flow

>King Crimson announces they'll release all of their studio albums on spotify right around the time Doppio is introduced
What a time to be alive

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Pathetic Yasuhoe lover trying to drag down the pure Trish.

I realize I'm probably late as fuck for this, but do you guys think this was our part 6 tease?

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Sounds like my kinda girl

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t. Incel

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Imagine preferring Trish over Yasuho

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Imagine preferring any Jojo girl over Hot Pants

Imagine preferring girls over boys

imagine

could you stop repeating this every single thread jesus christ

Trish = pure virgin
Yasuho, Hot Pants = YasuHO & thotpants

Anime is like eight years post Johnny

green heirophant can possess a person, s maybe control over boners?
FF has control over whatever body it takes so instaboner is a definite
Paisley park can show you like, really good porn

Imajin!

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could you stop misspelling it every single thread jesus christ

which jojos vape?

>Muh virginity
She dresses like a whore. She wants to sexually provoke men for to be fucked.

I prefer blonde jolyne

imagine being an emotional tampon and not just going for the most sexy and fun girls

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Best girl

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Stick your dick in a pond.

Would you?

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looks like a Fairy Tail character

That wouldn't be the same thing. Yes, that plankton looks like FF but it's not the same FF

While you're held up on specifics and details my dick is in your waifu every day and my cum becomes a de facto part of her body.

>O MY FIRE IMMUNITY
Omg guys, this is so kino.

So it’s just a random coincidence that her dog is named Arnold?

was it an asspull?

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Maybe but it didn't help so it's fine.

Johnathan wouldn't ever touch a vape
Young Joseph doesn't vape because hamon breathing, but old josephs hand is probably a mod
Jotaro smokes hardcore, but stops in part 6 and vapes to quit
Josuke probably vapes in the bathroom at school
Giorno doesn't vape but brunos gang all vape so he's always smelling cereal smoke
Jolyne definitely vapes
Johnny doesnt, but Gyro has several vapes and juices he constantly is swapping between
Gappy lost his vape

Part 5 is incredibly laden with biblical parallels and themes and has a legitimately interesting story about the human conflict with the idea of fate. Parts 6 and 7 also go very deep with subtle biblical storytelling with stories about predestination, moral relativism and the idea of fortune/godly grace underneath the crazy alien robot punchghost shenanigans. Araki's a pretty interesting writer when you give him a chance.

Imagine the kind of story he could write if he used any kind of writing plan or storyboard

Predestination is dumb

Jojolion.

t.pope

Oh Abba delicious Abba

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As much as it's memed as being confusing, it's all really coming together here lately now that we are in the last ~third. I'm really enjoying it

>no jimmy buffet references

Is araki even trying?

Every Abba genderbend I've seen just looks like him with boob tacked on.

Did they put all the effort from the OVA into her

>putting a lot of effort into the functional main character
Nah

>loves clint eastwood
>no stand based on the song named after him

Has there been a confirmation on the OVA thats going to be included with the part 5 blurays like with the rohan kishibe ova?

Proof that part 7 is only for the highest of IQs. Go back to school, peasant.

weren't those made for a special promotion or something? parts 1-3 didn't get an OVA, right?

Abba is a canon cutie

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It will be another Rohan OVA.

We've been over this, drink bleach

I want to fuck Mama Shiobana

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Why does the truth make you so angry?

Find me a quote from Araki that says it's a reference

Most references aren’t confirmed by Araki.

Most references are identical to the source and unambiguous

>Minor character drawn better than Trish

Female Abba is the best

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Considering Doppio's transformation with the fortune teller, I'm hopeful that Diavolo won't be incredibly twinkish looking like he was at the end of part 5. I feel like his design works but not if it's on the same body type as the rest of the cast.

That’s what Dio said

Where we going after part 8? I'm thinking France

So who is the biggest jobber in La Squadra Exe-hitman team?

Pesci? Could've killed Bruno but instead he said he's gonna kill him.
Risotto? Could've killed Diavolo, but instead he let him live because plot convenience.
Illuso? Could've killed half the bodyguard team, starting with Fugo, but he chose not to.

Then there are some like Jail House Lock, which are blatant references despite having a slightly different name.

>diavolo
>twinkish
The fuck? He's muscular

God Illuso is so hot, I want to grab his ponytails and pound that booty
So to answer your question Pesci was the bigger jobber

Anyone who isn’t Pillar Man levels of buff is a twink according to Jojo fans.

Barely moreso than the rest of the character in part 5. He's got muscle definition, sure, but not any of the bulk that he had when he was choking the fortune teller.

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レイミ is not even remotely similar to エミリ

Probably Illuso.
Pesci was still a newbie so he gets a pass, and Risotto would've most likely killed Diavolo immediately if he knew Doppio was Diavolo.
Meanwhile Illuso only lost because he was an idiot.

The retirement home

God I want to suck his cock.

There was a compilation in D0c's Imgur but it's gone now

WHERE ARE THE JJL SPOILERS

muscles would certainly help diminish the tranny look

t. Donatella Una

Japanese characters aren’t the only way to convey information.

I hope Jolyne doesn't have those ugly green nails in the anime

Araki doesn't speak English
It's literally just a fucking play on rei meaning ghost you dumb motherfuckers

Illuso for sure. His stand is pretty much invincible unless he fucks up.

>Araki doesn't speak English
He’s not fluent, but he knows enough to make references to English music
>you dumb motherfuckers
Making connections and thinking about things is stupid?

what about the fact that mamezuku comes from beans

Would you?

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Ugly slut

t. Risotto

You're stupid

I accept your concession.

>Pesci was still a newbie
Why did he like Formaggi and Ilussi then?

i hate reddit so fucking much

You’re just tsundere for them.