Cuts hole in bottom of can

This has to be bait. No one could actually be this underaged.

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>drinking alcohol

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BASED
This is so beautiful.

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>12 year olds are posting on Yea Forums
I really should leave

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My guesses are it's either classed as soda because it's carbonated or it's something like a 'shandy' with lemonage mixed in.

He's underaged.

12 years shouldn't be posting here

>Underage
>Smokes constantly

>lolis, rape and gore is fine
>underage drinking? SHAMEFUR DISUPRAY
>t. Japan

run, kid. or the mods'll rape you.

kill yourself

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Jean Pierre Polnareff is the best character.

Or maybe it's just an edit for the anime because the japs are scared of underage drinking in their cartoons. Consider it.

>american education

This literally gets reposted once every 2-3 months or so and people still somehow people still fall for this bait, I know Yea Forums is fucking retarded but Jesus.

Oi mate, is your license for bantz up to date?

Lolis, rape and gore are all natural aspects of life. Drinking leads to degenerative culture.
.t alcoholic

>trolls trolling trolls

I know that that's how you do it but I'm pretty uneducated when it comes to physics.
Why do you need to do it? Pressure?

>Consider it.
Never

>.t
Newfag please.

I'm sorry if my shitty /int/ memes are a little rusty.

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Fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck jannies and fuck roasties

who stole your iq points user?

Alcohol has been a cultural thing for millennia. Some scientists even found that apes like to eat fermented berries over fresh.

Drinking too much is obviously bad because not only does it screw with the liver but fucks with your hormones but outright blocking it is silly.

Retard

Needs air to displace the liquid so it can flow in a steady stream.
Kys dixiefag. Stay the fuck away from your cousins.

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>want to be cool
>cool like jotaro
>grab a can of beer
>pierce it with a pen
>beer explodes into my face

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>outright blocking it is silly.
I was unaware there is literally no alcohol in the entirety of anime and manga.

I'll make a promise to not fuck my cousin if you promise to stop Tyrone from fucking your wife.

I had wine once and experienced an anaphylactic allergic reaction and almost had to go to the ER

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I'll take you up on that one (me sancho, so you know i'm doing tyrone's work cheaper and better).

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It's alright friend , you'll get them next time

>>grab a can of beer
>>pierce it with a pen
Bullshit, that's impossible.

Get out underage

I was talking about user's comments.

It should be doable if you lay the can on a flat surface as support.

Nigger, the can is like 0.3mm thick aluminium.

But that's the side of the can retard.

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How have you never shotgun/seen anyone shotgun a beer?

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>tfw you're 8 years older than jotaro but infinitely less cool

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It's the power of his Stand, don't question it.

This is brilliant writing
If he only'd made a hole in the bottom, pressure would prevent it from leaking and nothing would happen.
Do not fucking underestimate Araki-san, he does his research

That's nothing to be ashamed of, only maybe 20 people throughout all of history have been as cool as Jotaro.

Hows it feel, when even your own body hates you?

>Do not fucking underestimate Araki-san, he does his research
When he will start reading his own manga?

Air needs to come into the can to displace the liquid that's coming out. If the top isn't open, the stream won't flow steadily out the bottom because that single hole will be used for both the liquid exiting and the air entering.

I can't believe how many anons took you seriously.

I'd imagine if 4kids were still alive and got localization rights it'd definitely be Coco-lager-cola and Jotaro would of course inform the audience that he sure loved drinking soda

Why does he talk like a retard?

I've never heard of it before reading this thread. Where do you think we are?

Premium bait OP.

You were only pretending to be retarded!

I knew people here were shut-ins, but I didnt think it could possibly be so bad that you would lack knowledge of something that has been a common children's trick for decades at this point.

This.

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can some physicstard explain this?

On occasion one would think in a normal thread on like Yea Forums or something OP would be fucking around but Yea Forums on the other hand...

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> im retarded
No wonder you dislike Jojo, its genuinly to high IQ for you.

>lager
yuck!

beer bong. its what rednecks and college students do or did i should say before butt chugging

So that you could understand

>op posting this easy bait
>everyone biting the hook
morons

fake and gay though
drinking is an extremely important part of japanese culture, families do it together down to the oldest grannie
only americans have this sinful guilt complex about alcohol because of their puritanical upbringing, and it's what leads to these problems like alcoholism you have.
but the law is the law, can't show minors drinking. you got a problem take it up with the diet

He grew up and got all old and lame like everyone else does when they get a good job, get married and have a kid, if that's any consolation.

Man the greeks where fucking smart.

>beer bong
What? A beer bong is a funnel and a tube that dumbasses use to drink cheap piss beer so they can chug it all before the horrific taste sets in.

>guilt complex about alcohol causes alcoholism
wow! its a real underage retard

literally true though
repress alcohol within your society, you get alcoholism
repress sexuality in your society, you get all that insane degenerate bullshit you're doing too

It you're not taking the piss you must be seriously retarded or have never seen people drink before.
How the fuck is alcohol repressed?

You have to hold it so the air pocket is at the same spot where you pierce the can

But I didn't?

Japan has more alcoholics per capita average than the US.

you really don't know much about your own society at all huh.
alcohol is a "vice" in your country. it's a "bad thing". people feel "naughty" when they drink. they have to "be careful". bars are seen and depicted as seedy places. at worst, they're full of low lifes and depressed losers. at best they're full of arrogant people trying to hook up. alcohol has a negative connotation in every aspect of your society, it's colored your entire view on drinking.

travel more, user.

i do not submit to your left leaning genderqueer statistics research

Alcoholism is a problem in Japan too, people are just less willing to admit they have a problem and seek help. Same with mental health problems

What the fuck are you talking about?
Drinking heaps is put on a huge fucking pedestal here, which makes you become addicted, it's not repressed in any way.
>travel more, user.
i'm not a retarded amerifat you fuckwit, as far as i can tell from seeing it, europe is the same as here. Take your own advice dumb cunt
t. Australian

japantimes.co.jp/life/2014/08/30/lifestyle/dealing-addiction-japans-drinking-problem/
Or is the Japantimes too western?

>people feel "naughty" when they drink
underage confirmed

>Man the greeks where fucking smart.
>where
The absolute state of western civilization.

Not true at all lol. Especially with the hipster bar resurgance, everyone goes to bars all the time. Bars are filled with people drinking with friends, strangers drinking together, people who aren't drinking relaxing, watching sports, reading, doing work, etc. Bars are the absolute peak of social interaction for former/fledging NEETs. Nobody gives a fuck that you're there, they're loud so nobody will talk to you, just sit and order drinks occasionally and only talk if you feel like it, bars are pretty comfy.

dubbed or subbed trigun?

trigun sucks

It just goes to show Yea Forums is filled with a lot of newfriends.

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that's not what i asked

idk then

Oh, do grow up.

Imagine what 4kids would have done to yokai watch.

>OP makes shitty bait thread
>gets 100+ replies
How does Yea Forums do it etc etc

t. someone who knows absolutely nothing about Japanese culture

Japanese people can drink most of you under a table. East Asians in general can outdrink the average American by far.

>Being 12
MODS

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>hasn't heard of nomikai
Retard

It’s a gag

Unless tremendous pressure is applied, nature abhors a vacuum. Air itself takes up space. When you see something that appears empty on earth, it's actually full of air. Therefore, unless there's a place for air to rush in to take the place of the liquid coming out, the liquid will remain in place through the fprce of the air unable to get in. You ever tried to drink from a bottle while covering the entire opening with your mouth? How the bottle got deformed and crushed inward? It's that same pressure.

>people feel "naughty" when they drink.
wtf is this some kind of bizarro america? drinking alcohol is something that makes people proud of themselves, corporations are really scary

This. Sake can be some pretty stout shit and drinking as stress relief after work is very commonplace in Japan, whereas the most common daily alcoholic drink in America is low-alcohol% beer.

>tfw I dislike anything stronger than cider

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You're mistaking the fact that you are not supposed to drink incessantly in all circumstances with the idea that drinking itself is fundamentally considered wrong. There are vices and negative associations tied to drinking, but so it is everywhere.

Is this deja vu? Do you post this infrequently enough because youre a true bastard OP?

at least your head is still in one piece

I wish I was 12 years old.

>i'm not a retarded amerifat
>i'm even worse, an australian

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It's OK, you technically don't see him smoke.

They're both fine, listen to em and decide which you prefer.

>tfw you are slowly becoming an alcoholic

Forgot how good Cosmos was. Gonna need to set aside some time to watch it all again.

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Are whisky and rum considered low tier?

We still miss you Carl.

BASED FUCK SHOUNEN

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based mya-nee

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But user, Jotaro isn't drinking beer. He's drinking soda. Says so on the can.

>abandoning a friend

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>you will never be a 2d girl surrounded by 2d lesbians who lust after your body and only want you for your body
>you will never also absolute hate alcohol as a 2d girl
Reminder that alcohol are for bums. Only the lazy drink because they have nothing better to do than to wallow in self inflicted misery and drunkenness.

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I'm one of them
AMA

You have to be 18 to post here kid

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Why would anyone shotgun a beer
Why not drink normally

Don't have to tilt as far back to drink and probably doesn't leave as much stuck inside the can.

>What kind of garbage writing is this?
it's for people with more IQ than you user

Makes sense
Gonna try this now

leave it to Yea Forums to not know how to shotgun beer

>.t pic releated
Thing is you don't know if OP was ironic or unironic anymore.

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oh shit makes sense thanks

what teru sees

It wasn't Rene Descartes who said this.

I know. I just didn't have a different picture.

both are fine

"Quotes on the internet cannot be incorrect" ~Bill Gates

>Not a teetotaler

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