Jojo

100% Straight

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEST BOY

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Araki is very clearly closeted gay and anyone that denies it is a closeted homo as well.

cursed

t. gaysexual

Keep projecting your insecurities discord tranny faggot.

SAVED

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based DP making their research

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Don't you mean to reply to

That's pretty based

HNNNNNNNNG

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name an more useless character than pic related.
pro tip: you can't

fuckk, forgot image

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Indeed I don't think I can there's nothing there

shut up

hnnnnng Moody Blues is dummy thicc

why did Polnareff join an Italian mafia at the end?
doesnt he have other things to do?

>no ass shots of spice girl yet two of diavolo
damnit

Gore warning next time

youtu.be/yDqzDMlzR1Y

he would probably want to keep an eye on giorno until he could talk with jotaro

Thank you based DP for Doppio's ass shots

>that Johnny
If they made a live action SBR with 80s Cruise and 90s Brad Pitt, it would look so great

Santana.

>dummy thicc
Stop

He doesn’t have a choice.

F...

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Let the underage users have their fun shitposting is all they have

hnnnnnnng Abacchio I'm trying to fly the plane but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks every time we make a sharp turn is alerting Notorious CHASE

Based.
Cringe.

>Tumblr meme

hnnnnnng bossu... im trying to hide, but the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting Risotto...

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I don’t even understand what this is trying to say.

Why did DP have Doppio know who Risotto is during the phone call rather than Diavolo telling him and give Diavolo's line about the fortune teller's prediction to Doppio

narancias death needed more impact imo, hope they make improve it in the anime. worst death still goes to hot pants though

My stand『The Internet Is For Porn』only takes affect when my victims are cringing at outdated internet memes.

You fool! You've fallen right into my trap.

Diavolo told him in an offscreen phonecall.

why wouldnt doppio know about risotto? isnt he supposed to be second in command?

They also seem intent on eliminating any camaraderie between La Squadra, they cut Risotto's line about swearing to kill team Bucci

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He didn't know who Cio and Secco were either, he's generally pretty oblivious to the workings of the organisation

David added several extra scenes for them.

But cut Pesci wanting to avenge Formaggio and Illuso and Melone's hand shaking

Remember Prosciutto's philosophy on killing?

>But cut Pesci wanting to avenge Formaggio and Illuso
They left that in.

how the fuck are there always like 3 to 4 jojo threads up?

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He didn’t know the details abour them, but it’s possible that he still knew who they were.

You all are fucking idiots tbqh you don't actually understand how CK works at all. I will explain it to your little retarded brains:
When trish gets kidnapped CK just erased that segment of time because it was fated to happend, let's say that diavolo form timeline 1 kidnapps trish and escape from the elevadator, Diavolo from timeline 2 saw this using epitaph so he activates CK and erase that moment to achieve ultimate victory, the actions of diavolo from timeline 1 still happens but this time diavolo gets unnoticed by bruno because he didn't remember anything, and that's it, this is how CK works.

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Why is Moody Blues so feminine despite being a male stand?

"Time skip powers with inconsistent writing"

There. I summarized it for you.

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t. brainlet.

That’s a silly question

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KC suffers from the same problem that every stand with multiple appearances in part 5 does. The particulars of their powers are inconsistent across the board.

Jesus christ. Like Bruno has seen The Ring

Who should be their VA

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Why is Kiss so masculine despite being a female Stand?

That looks pretty masculine to me.

I really hope they keep lipstick diavolo

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Hermes is masculine as well

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haired postbaser

Abbachio is feminine as well

It's THE WORLD, but instead of freely acting in stopped time that no one else can move or perceive, its acting in real time that KING CRIMSON erases so no one else can perceive it. THE WORLD essentially creates its own world with its ability, while KC simply dominates the real. The advantage is that DIO doesn't have to deal with people moving around, except those that can because of shitty writing. If Diavolo met someone with the same power as him and they fought it would appear as them and everyone else teleporting around, whereas with DIO and Jotaro they're the only ones teleporting around unless they move someone themselves.

Not really, he's tall and muscular.

Secco is cute!!!
also, he has the best fight of the part, fight me.

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What he heck is this shit

He has long hair and wears lipstick

Explain his stand then

>never played minecraft
you fucking boomer

Except for early Abba in the manga and some frames, he isn't femenine.

Mayor of New York City
Nice try though.

asb VA for Cioccolata is perfect imo.
youtu.be/yGqoSeHS5nc?t=4152

>a-user-kun uwu

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...

He... this week... oh no

Reminder that there is absolutley nothing wrong with men wearing lipstick

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His fight is fun, just hoping the quality doesn't drop for it

it was part of the childhood of almost everyone i know that was born from 1995 to 2000 (including myself.)
i played that shit the entire day and im not ashamed to say it.

Oh god my heart ;_;

Faggot, the games of your childhood were shit.

I want Secco to sit on my face

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Abbachio is canonically on HRT.

Twerking Secco

I prefer Trishellati and his gang of faggots

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Please, even as a joke don’t bring that shit in here

Bruno always looks good

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Will we live to see animated Johnny ass?

based retard

what the fuck was wrong with Risotto last episode

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If you fucked Johnny up the butt, would he feel it?

Zoomed out shots

>JoJo will end in your lifetime

too many far away shots

>araki will die in your lifetime
Im not ready

I will and you can’t stop me.

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Diavolo was leaked

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>tfw you’ll never get Johnny addicted to your dick because up his butt is the only way he can get off

>implying he is able to die

>DoppoD

He doesn't need HRT.
He just used his stand to dismantle his female body and reassemble it as a male body.

>Araki unexpectedly dies, leaving Jojolion unfinished

>No lisptick
Into the trash it goes

no god no never jesus christ
thank god nips tend to live for a long time

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So is it spily personality or did his dad actually infusion himself and his stand into his own son?

Id be gay for Trishellati or Abbishcchio

>no lipstick
chad David Pro keeps on doing it

Santana's son (male) looks so cute.

>implying Araki won't just suck the lifeforce out of a fresh young highschool girl to keep living and making JoJo
Don't you know that Part 3 was an autobiography only with an edited ending for the readers?

Good thing the man is immortal.

>youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4XKRu5IuM
Will this become the new "Gangster's Paradise ED" for Part 7?

You know Pawis, Fwance? In Engwish, it's pwonounced "Pawis" but evewyone ewse pwonounces it without the "s" sound, wike the Fwench do. But with Venezia, evewyone pwonouces it the Engwish way: "Venice". Wike The Mewchant of Venice ow Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITWE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? AWE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PWACE IN ITAWY, SO USE THE ITAWIAN WOWD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

>you will die in Araki's lifetime
What the fuck bros

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Virtual insanity will be the gangsters paradise of part 6 and horse with no name the one for part 7

>Coco Jumbo
cute

>Mista wearing a top hat over his usual hat
>Coco Jumbo
This is great user
Abbacchio's face gets me on these too

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Buccellati and Abbacchio look really good

Sweet Escape is also gaining popularity.

>being boss of mafia group
>doesn't know the strength of every notable figures under you
Excuse me, what?

Easy access.

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A stand is like your ass you dont go around showing it to everyone

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Stands are like underwear.

Jobbers aren't notable

People who question Diavolo's deal clearly haven't read the Rohan stories, there's lots of weird shit in the Jojo universe

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>Go to the official upload of songs on youtube that were referenced in Jojo
>The comment section is full of Jojo shitposts.
Makes me so happy. My favorite is Made in Heaven because there's basically no normal comments

It makes me feel embarrassed.

Why doesn't Risotto jingle when he moves?

>roundabout keeps getting deleted
Youtube has no chill

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Manga doppio is so cute

His hat balls must be empty

That's so sad, what happened to them?

Was it Diavolo?

Johnny > Jolyne > Joseph > Jotaro > Josuke > Gappy > Johnathan >>>>>>>>>> Giorno

So why was Diavolo so obsessed with muh past. I don't get it. Is he autistic?

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Menacing cat

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>Is he autistic?

obviously

The jingling probably triggered ghiaccio

So what happens if a jet plane flies over the sea that B.I.G is in? Wouldn't it just go after that and potentially find its way to land?

Is Risotto easily bullied by his team despite being the largest one?

Lol this is now my headcanon.

Rank the hitman team

Pesci > Ghiaccio > Prosciutto > Nero > Formaggio > Illuso > Melone

Depends on the range of the stand, its probably a small area where he can detect shit.

Good Tier
Formaggio
Pesci
Nero
Melone

Then how did he get back on the plane after being thrown out

The plane was within that small area and it jumped back to it

>me when im le gay black priest who goes fast xd

Planes move very quickly

Yeah so BIG matched it, i doubt it fell far before turning right around

Could Risotto have beaten Bruno's team alone?

But then why did it take so long to start attacking again

Killer Queen had 2 faces too.

When are we getting the Gorgeous Irene anime?

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Gold experience hard counters it and sticky fingers could zip the scissors out. The others would probably die though

he could just put a knife in giorno's brain

After PHF ova and Jorge Joestar movie

The instant BIG left the plane it went back after it because that was the fastest thing. It would have then started consuming the plane, which means the plane is now moving at the same speed relative to it, meaning from there it would seek anything moving in the plane, as thats now faster. So it would have started to attack Trish once she started moving

No idea, araki probably wanted to build suspense

>Jorge Joestar movie
I would unironically fund this

>100% Straight
penis in another man's but

If Giorno could create a new Coco Jumbo which also had a stand why didn't he just create like, 50 of them to confuse the enemy?
Or better yet, why didn't they use one that he created? After all, they'd be safe from attacks because the enemy would receive the damage instead. Oh wait, that power was kinda abandoned for no reason

He could put turtles in turtles and create a maze.

Cute feet

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So does Doppio's dick get bigger as well when he turns into Diavolo?

>Pesci looks under the seat
>There's like 12 turtles there
>He grabs one and looks inside
>12 more turtles in there

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Help, I can't stop watching JoJo leitmotifs

No, it gets smaller.

but it's still like 9 inches flaccid

They have an 8 inch dick in either form

So it's like he goes on steroids?

when's Jojolion

This is a pretty good character analysis of Dio: alovelyburn.tumblr.com/post/53883744812/meta-deconstructing-dio-jjba

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Thursday

>Tim wants to fuck Lucy
>the president wants to fuck Lucy
>the president's wife wants to fuck Lucy
>Diego wants to fuck Lucy

>I want to fuck Lucy

Dont you?

>everyone thinks Stephen wants to fuck Lucy
>he really just wants her to be happy with someone that she loves

thanks, things have been pretty exciting so I can't wait

What kind of man dresses with a exposed navel and boob window?

>Next, I’m ignoring Over Heaven. It’s noncanonical and I haven’t heard anything good about it anyway, but regardless of quality, I can’t use it without reading it and most of it is untranslated.

Eh that's a shame. Canon or not, still provides its own take on Dio that serves to dissect and illuminate a lot of his actions throughout the series. Also considering it's Nisio Isin, he actually has a good handle at writing character studies. I can't help but feel like fujos just use the excuse of canon gatekeeping (ironically) because they don't like how straight Dio sounds in the novel.

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No it didn't

bites the dust had sans from undertale and the cat faggot face.

Sheer Heart Attack's face on his hand.

Beta or based?

Not the same thing

Reminder that Diavolo is the big bad guy of JoJo and is responsible for everything after part 2

I was rewatching some of the Eyes of Heaven cutscenes and it's disappointing how shallow some of the interactions are. Jonathan's in particular towards his descendants are all largely just "Hmm? This person is..." and "Wait, my grandson/descendant/etc?!"
It's lame and I wish there were more interactions like Giorno sensing Jonathan's crazy life energy from his Hamon training or wanting to learn the Spin from Gyro or Johnny, and combining that with his Hamon.

>Finally, expect a fair amount of discussion of homoerotic subtext - as is appropriate for a canonically pansexual vampire whose formative relationships were all with men. I do think of him as pansexual (or bisexual, whatever) as per Araki’s statement, but there’s not much to say about him and women since there isn’t much on the subject in the manga outside of his tendency to leave breads under his sofa or on the steps.
Leave it to tumblrtards to preface their analysis with shit like this. Sorry user, she may have decent points but it's shit like this that always gets in the way of having decent writeups.

>The one of few times we see Female nipples in full in jojo is on a 14 year old girl
Am i gonna get arrested?

Jojolion tonight or tomorrow?

>Men having genuine connection is homoerotic subtext
My fucking sides

How does Hot Pants even die? I only remember Diego getting fucking cut in half.

Valentine fucking killed her when the room started shifting after she discovers TTR
I think a wooden windowpane went through her head? I don't remember specifics

Eyes of Heaven was disappointing in general.

>Pucci's motivation is to have the world see what lies ahead and face the future without fear

I know he's just doing that to avoid admitting he fucked up and got his sister killed, but that doesn't seem like a wholly bad thing in and of itself.

Of course, his Stand (and minions) fucked up a ton of stuff getting to that point, so there you go.

Hot Pants wasn't that great
She was SBR's Weather Report
A plot convenience, stoic-faced, neutral good guy attitude, piece of cardboard who got her moment in 1 or 2 fights but isn't around enough.

His plan was also to rig the fate of the world in Dio's favor, but he also assumed that everyone knowing their fates would mean they'd be happy or content. That sounds very boring to me and isn't my idea of happiness at all.

Pucci is a hypocrit peace of dirt. Worst evil there is.

I guess it would make your life feel set in stone.

I just came here to say that each week we are a step closer to the best part.

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tldr

His goal was to create the SBRverse

Pucci is the kind of evil that doesnt know he's evil, which makes him the worst of them all

I still don't get Buccirati. What is he even now? Deadman? Not-totally-dead? Fueled by GE power? Living with sheer willpower?

SBR as well as a lot of other Jojo parts didn't give enough time for the side characters to do much to the ratio of them introduced. People like Poco Loco and Sandman just get dropped and are only in the background for most of it.

GIO
GIO

Zombie O MY WILLPOWER

The way Sandman was handled is extremely disappointing. He was constantly popping up and had one of the best stand designs, yet in the end he's treated like a minor villain

Remember when Giorno hit him with that super energy punch twice?

Presumably the same would have happened to Polpo if Black Sabbath wasn't an automatic Stand.

No amount of your whining will change that DIO is one of the very few characters to have been outed as a faggot. People cannot ignore this aspect of him when writing about his character unless you want them to blatantly make shit up and ignore the authors input. This isn't the same as some shipper insisting that Josuke and Okuyasu are implied to be boyfriends.

>Fueled by GE power? Living with sheer willpower?
Both. He was already dead when GE punched his body, which helped his soul get back to it.

Just call him bruno

>CK

I keep seeing people parrot this explanation, but it's just not true. We can break down every example and show why that's not the case.
>Trish's hand
If your so-called phantom Diavolo was fated to enter the elevator and chop off Trish's hand, then get out, then Buccellati wouldn't just be standing there like a tard still holding Trish's hand in the elevator. His slave state would have seen phantom Diavolo and chased after him, and at the end of the erased time he'd probably be in hot pursuit of Diavolo instead of still standing there. The logical explanation is that Diavolo was fated not to enter the elevator, but then he activated his ability, entered, cut off the hand, and left while Buccellati experienced nothing out of the ordinary.
>fortuneteller's arm
Same thing. If he was fated to get his arm cut off, he'd be panicking at the end of the erased time and mid-scream, but instead he thinks he's still cradling Diavolo's arm, as he would have been at that point had King Crimson not been activated.
>Narancia's death
If phantom KC was the one who impaled Narancia, then the crew would already be looking up at the end of the erased time, or probably attacking whoever KC came out of. They wouldn't remember why they got there, but they certainly wouldn't be looking away from Narancia's corpse. KC simply erased time, grabbed Narancia, and killed him while in the fated version, nothing abnormal happened at all.
The ONLY thing that could possibly contradict this is the bullets passing through Diavolo in erased time, something that never happens again in any form. I truly believe that Araki was just experimenting with the definition of "erased time" there and it should just be considered an isolated instance.

>forcing humanity to suffer isn't a wholly bad thing in and of itself

Do you call Abbacchio "Leone"? Or Mista "Guido"? Or Fugo "Pannacotta"?
You should call characters by the names they're given in the actual series.

A bloodlusted Risotto is basically impossible to defeat unless he is caught off guard, he could put a blade inside the entire cast's brain and be done with it.

You can't even write Buccellati correctly, you faggot.

It's just easier to write Bruno.

I'm talking about his stated motivation, not what he actually went about doing. I mentioned what he actually did to achieve what he said he wanted was bad.

Bohemian Rhapsody and C-Moon in particular.

Why was Echoes Act 2 so underutilized? It's a great ability with a ton of interesting applications

What he wanted was horrible and insane.

Do you call Giorno "Giovanna"? Same applies for every other JoJo

Act 2's ability was a lot more interesting than Act 3's. I was pretty disappointed when Koichi unlocked it, but i assumed it would have some other abilities based on wordplay, but nope, it is stuck with making things heavier forever.

>supporting tumblrtards
>throws a hissyfit when anons disagree
Seems like you're the one who outed yourself as a faggot.

And that's putting aside the fact that the only source confirming Dio as bi had Araki being forced into submission by a fujo interviewer and even then, he had to keep repeating that he's just friends with Pucci, something that the tumblrtard forcefully omits.

That's not his name.

>throws KABOOM all over the place to emulate Kira
I suppose it's a good thing it's only limited to his tail

>Dio isn't bi! The only source saying that is Araki!

That wasn't me, double faggot.
Buccellati is the only way his name should be said. MAYBE Bucciarati, but only if you're an animeonly who doesn't know any better. But calling him Bruno when literally nobody in the series refers to him that way is just weird and incorrect.
No, because other characters refer to him as Giorno. So why would I call him Giovanna?

WHy does the fact Dio is gay matter?

...

>Dio is gay for Jonathan!
>Tumblr said so!
Imagine being this assblasted that you'd unironically support tumblr hivemind.

I never said that I supported that.

Dio being a degenerate sounds logic to me desu

This

The correct explanation of KC's powers is basically this its not a fucking film reel editing meme.

Then why are you defending it when that's literally part of the tumblrtards argument? Get your head out of your ass for two seconds and actually read the shit you're arguing for and against.

Are you seriously saying that araki is easily dommed by fujos and will do what they want?

Time to go to japan and make my pairs canon then

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>Buccellati is the only way his name should be said.
But that's wrong.

I'm arguing against your claim that Dio isn't bi.

Yes, because he's polite and admits to it when the fujo interviewer was wondering if he was just going to shoot down her suggestions and Araki does otherwise. No I'm not kidding either.

I know the context, you're being stupid and acting like Araki is too shy to answer an interview the way he wants. Pretty sure if he didn't want Dio to be bi he woudn't have given that answer.

You argued against the replies citing the retardation perpetuated by tumblr that all male connections are homoerotic by default by citing Dio's faggotry. The tumblrtard was arguing specifcally for Jonathan and Dio, or Jonathan and Pucci, the latter of which has been debunked by Araki himself.

Stop moving the goalpost and admit you fucked up.

Yeah, I misread that, but my point still stands. Do you call JoJo "Jonathan"? Do you call Josuke "Gappy"?

>inb4 but Joseph
Other characters refer to him as Joseph through parts 3 and 4

I only ever argued against the claim that Dio isn't bi.

Except he was. It's clear he keeps deflecting the interviewer to be polite, and the times when the interviewer pushes on the pairings he has to say that Dio is already dead so we'll never actually know. The fact that he has to keep repeating and sneaking in the answer that Pucci and Dio aren't gay and people like you like to ignore that speaks volumes of your stupidity and wilful ignorance.

*Dio and Pucci

I can't believe I actually have to argue why tumblr is dumb. Fucking neo-Yea Forums everyone.

Discuss.

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Then obviously we agree on that, and you can drop defending a tumblrtard now.

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Not this again

It's not about what's easy in this life, user. It's about what's right. Think about what Jonathan would want.

Am I the only one who doesn't want them to adapt Risotto past? I think is cliche, unnecessary and I'm bored of backstories. Either way he will die in the next episode, so for what?

"Araki flat out lies in interviews about his story just to polite" hot fucking take right there mate

So a sibling asked me this since both of us are watching the animation. Is there any explanation why Diavolo is much older than Doppio? Is this a common thing in a person with bipolar disorder?

They only age when they're active
Diavolo is the dominant one so he's mostly his actual age while Doppio is still about ~20

>Jonathan
Is kind of a special case because you have multiple characters that the name "JoJo" could refer to. Same with something like Gappy. I personally go for Jo2uke or Josuk8 most of the time if I'm talking out of the context of part 8, but in general, if you're trying to avoid confusion with another character, then nicknames are acceptable. There are no other characters named "Buccellati" though, so the point still stands.

yeah it's read the fucking manga if you want spoilers PS narancia dies

>Call themselves the Hitman team
>The only people they kill are those that they don't have the hit for
Were they stupid?

Is Doppio Diavolo's fursona?

They are pathetic

It's his Gaia avatar

>he will die in the next episode, so for what?
Caesar's backstory was in the same episode as his death. Then again, Caesar is even more of a non-character than Risotto.

>bipolar disorder

It was supposed to be Hipman Team, they wanted to form a hip hop group

>"Araki flat out lies in interviews about his story just to polite"
>when I said that he tries to be polite and even concedes that Araki is lenient towards writing Dio that way
Good job resorting to a strawman and outing yourself as an idiot with shitty reading comprehesion. Now go be a tumblrtard faggot elsewhere.

Please never say that again

Now this is based

Because it's later revealed that he's the gangster Giorno saved as a child

>Be Jonathan
>Look down from heaven to see what has become of the lineage that you held so proud
>See a street thug, an edgy teenager that beats people up, a delinquent, a mafioso, and a convict

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Seething.

Metallica a cute

Cute!

Cute!

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>his SBRverse counterpart is some cripple who spends the first half of his story crying about everything
Being Jonathan is suffering

Well I'm not the tumblrtard defending their analysis while on their period, so you already have me beat right there.

damn

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>spoilers
I personally thought that was De-bo when I first read that. Maybe I'm just overthinking it.

People aren't even talking about that post anymore, seether.

>it was Jotaro all along

>no Metallicas loading a bunch of razor blades onto a cart while their foreman yells "LOOAAAD!"
shit image

holy shit you're so angry at everyone, calm down.

>a street thug
Who defeated the monsters that created the stone mask that turned Dio into a vampire can caused so much undue strife in his life. Jonathan was an archaeologist, and Joseph solved the mystery of the stone mask he was looking for.
>an edgy teenager that beats people up
Who defeated Dio and helped for many years to look into Dio's plans and stop evil Stand users.
>a delinquent
Who helped stop a serial killer an various other malicious Stand users.
>a mafioso
Who tried to reform the mob he was indicted into, and stopped its leader from continuing to sell drugs to children
>and a convict
Who did her best to stop more of Dio's plans. Jonathan would likely still try to throw her in jail though. Jonathan wouldn't be disappointed at all in his descendants, and instead see the best in them and praise what they're fighting for, if not their methods.

Jonathan seems like the kind of guy who would be proud of all his descendants.

>seether
Kek. Stay mad tumblrtard.

>holy shit
How fucking new are you?

You're the one who's seething.

Yeah I get it, that's your only argument, tumblrtard.

I'm not the one denying canon.

>I'm not angry, it's everyone else that's angry

You realize you're the only one in this thread autistically screeching at things right?

Except I didn't deny anything, hence why I pointed out your shitty reading comprehension. Also
>gets called out on their strawman
>SEETHING
>heh, goteem
This is your mind in tumblr. Who's the one seething so much they actually resorted to a strawman argument and broke down when they got called out on it?

>I'm not angry, it's everyone else that's angry
Did you see me actually saying this? Did I even deny all the "seething" comments? Yeah that's right go ahead and check. But nah, you still have to put words in my mouth to feel good about yourself.

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>King Crimson
I mean King Crimson is great so I'm perfectly fine with this.

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Dare I say Ms Yasuho Hirose is, in fact, a perfect lifeform?

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you're both wrong actually, it was ME DIO! KONO DIO DA!

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She is a bit of a harlot in the recent chapter developments but Josuke being a loser and completely disregarding her is not the way to go about it. She is cute!

>She is a bit of a harlot in the recent chapter developments
How dare you

accurate

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Keep coming up with dumb excuses to deny canon, seether.

Based

>ywn be Yasuho
>ywn suffer from menstrual pain and depression
>ywn have a neglectful mom and an absent dad
>ywn get emotionally abused by a hair clip
>ywn attempt suicide at age 13 and get nursed back to health by a doctor who’s slowly losing her mind
>ywn find a naked man with 4 balls in the ground
>ywn get bitten by invisible zombie jesus
>ywn get kidnapped and mentally abused by a 9 year old
>ywn nearly get tricked into having sex with Joshu
>ywn accidentally stumble into a car full of human traffickers
>ywn get waterboarded by Yotsuyu
>ywn have to choose between not breathing and getting attacked by a mini tornado
>ywn get the blood in your brain boiled
>ywn get sacrificed to an enemy stand by being pushed off a ski lift
>ywn get groped by Urban Gurilla
>ywn nearly get rock fragments shoved up your vagina
>ywn be forced to stab yourself in the eye with a syringe
>ywn be slammed into a shelf containing various diseases in test tubes
>ywn be gaslighted into believing that your traumatic past never happened and your words are unreliable

Who's denying anything? How bad is your reading comprehension that your entire argument hinges on this? Want a recap?
>because he's polite and admits to it when the fujo interviewer was wondering if he was just going to shoot down her suggestions and Araki does otherwise
>Araki does otherwise
>meaning Araki didn't deny the interviewer of her suggestions
>Araki gave the okay
>meaning I actually agreed with the user and even encouraged the idea that Araki admits to it canonically
Keep seething over literally nothing.

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Thanks for moving your position.

So cute!

>that nose

I didn't and that's what I keep saying, as seen here when I was trying to humor the user by confirming Araki doesn't deny it.

You just have shitty reading comprehension and for some reason you kept flipping a lid over a non-issue. Glad you finally have your shit sorted.

Ok seether.

>Ok seether.
Well I'm glad a fellow seether like you has finally realized and agree with me.

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Did anyone else find this prison guard kinda hot?

baby doppio is so fucking cute!

>Jotaro Joestar

Baby Diavolo is cuter with his creepy eyes

The only one 'throwing a hissyfit' is you over your head-canon of a characters sexuality not matching up with the author of the characters.

You're also a liar, too. The interview was cringey and revolting, but Araki wasn't 'forced' to do shit, nor was he the weak, timid loser you want him to be to fit your narrative. When she talked about stuff like Jotaro and Josuke having an incestual affair, he bluntly and directly said 'I would never write something like that'. Saying 'DIO is the sort of composed character that could go with a man or a woman, but never truly loved anyone' is something he said entirely of his own accord.

Don't try and write any analysis.

Where does Jolyne fit into this?

Imagine being so enraged over a fictional vampire being a bisexual when it isn't relevant to the story, holy shit

>Jotaro Joestar
>Josuke Joestar

in the grave

yeah, I'm tired as fuck, mistakes were made

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Josuke Joestar is TECHNICALLY correct.

It's childhood of almost everyone that was born from 1995 to 2005. Now I guess it's all fortnite cancer and shit. Feel bad for new kids

Bastards don't get their fathers names, it isn't.

>The only one 'throwing a hissyfit' is you over your head-canon of a characters sexuality not matching up with the author of the characters.
Who said that? I said Araki was polite, and that the fujo interviewer was retarded for pressing him on which is why the interview was gross, but I never said he denied that shit and even admitted it's canon multiple times and never ever once denied it. Seriously point me to it, I fucking dare you to try. Realize that you're the one STILL throwing a hissyfit over literally nothing. Also
>Don't try and write any analysis
>says the one defending the tumblr analysis which was the original point of contention in the first place and not Dio's sexuality
I get it, I offended your tumblr blog so I'm sorry for that.

>Imagine being so enraged over a fictional vampire being a bisexual when it isn't relevant to the story, holy shit
Oh the irony, especially when it's the other anons seething over the canon of a vampire's bisexuality.

There is no argument here

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Scroll up, retard-kun. People aren't actually defending or even TALKING about the content of the analysis itself, I personally didn't even read it. The only one talking and ranting and frothing and crying about Diojona and Diopucci and Araki apparently having his balls put in a vice until he sobbed out that Dio was bisexual is you.

Holy shit

God, why are these penises so ugly?

>I'M not angry, it's EVERYONE ELSE who's angry
You'd actually have been able to retain more of your dignity if you pretended you were merely pretending

>People aren't actually defending or even TALKING about the content of the analysis itself
Then why did you start seething over us making fun of the tumblr post by specifically replying to it?
>The only one talking and ranting and frothing and crying about Diojona and Diopucci
That was the point of the tumblr post and why I was even making fun of it. Then you and the other mouth-breathers went on a tirade about
>NUH-UH YOU JUST DON'T LIKE GAY DIO
Way to move the goalpost there, seether-chan.

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Josuke isn't a delinquent, everyone in town likes him

This isn't even analysis or counter-analysis, this is just you throwing an enraged fit and insisting it's everyone except you who's mad. Embarrassing.

>rohan

This. He only looks like a delinquent, but he's one of the nicest people in JoJo.

Heck, Okuyasu looks like one too but never does any criminal stuff after his first appearence.

>This isn't even analysis or counter-analysis
Based retard. I was making fun of the tumblr post, who the fuck ever said about making an analysis? You'd think that a tumblr post would be laughed out of a thread so quickly with the sort of bullshit perpetuated in that post. Holy shit no wonder you're seething.

Doesnt he have kids and a wife?

>still at this
I never denied the "seething" comments, doesn't mean I can't call out other anons for throwing a hissy fit of their own.

Ok man, you win, the analysis was probably stupid and Araki never wanted to say DIO was bi and only did so because the fujo forced him. You've won, so now you don't need to keep making embarrassing posts.

It's not 'calling out' if a circle of people are laughing at you and your only defense is insisting that they're actually angry.

From ace attorney. Dahlia Hawthorne.

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>the analysis was probably stupid
It was, which is why I don't get why you'd defend it.
>Araki never wanted to say DIO was bi
I never said that, but I did say the fujo tried to get answers out of him. Doesn't mean they're not genuine answers (no matter how shitty that interview was), and I never denied the validity of Dio's sexuality and kept affirming it every single time when anons kept pretending I denied.

>your only defense is insisting that they're actually angry
I guess you're not calling me out either considering that's your only defense every time huh? After all you kept calling me a seether whenever I broke down your argument.

I specifically just said that I didn't even read it you whining retard. You can't just shrilly insist that everyone else is as irrationally fixated on defending the analysis as you are in autistically hyperfixating on it. Do you have brain problems?

Also to clarify, when I said "forced into submission" I was referring to how the one interview he admitted that Dio is bi had Araki quietly repeating that Pucci and Dio are just friends (which was the point being argued against by the tumblr post). I thought that was more funny in context than anything else but nowhere an indication that I think Araki was lying about the story or his characters at all.

The only thing breaking down here is you, get a grip.

Come up with a concept for a potential part 9, but
1. It must be set chronologically after part 8
2. It must star Jonathan Joestar, the same one from Part 1, who retains his part 1 memories

Patrician taste coming through

Ghiaccio > Risotto > Pesci > Prosciutto > Melone > Formaggio > Illuso

>You can't just shrilly insist that everyone else is as irrationally fixated on defending the analysis as you are in autistically hyperfixating on it
It's because it was the topic being discussed. Why insist on countering points about something you haven't even engaged with? There's literally no point, and it's why I assumed you're defending it in the first place, especially when you have no reason argue unless you actually supported that tumblr post.

Still ticking here. But keep at it with the non-arguments.

how would that make any sense

No

Reminds me of DIOPucci guy, wonder how long before this faggot starts passive-aggressively spamming ship art lol

And therein lies the mystery of the part

Boring

The 'topic being discussed' is you starting off the argument with bleating and crying about Araki, and I quote "the only source confirming Dio as bi had Araki being forced into submission by a fujo interviewer" and then packpedaling like the pathetic cuck that you know you are, shrilly insisting that it's only the tumblr-analysis that you took issue with, and that everyone righteously mocking you must actually adore the tumblr-analysis that you tried to make fun of by lying and being a retard.

people who are dicks and he's beaten the shit out of don't count. even in this pool of people, however, are people that like him

I don't hate the DioxPucci ship so I've nothing against it at all. Only problem with be if people started saying that Araki was just lying about them being just friends.

Ignore the meme or...
R E A D E L M A N G A

The fact that no-one is doing that and yet you're proactively whining about it speaks volumes

>The 'topic being discussed' is you starting off the argument with bleating and crying about Araki,
Based retard. The topic being discussed was the tumblr post wherein someone defended it and got called out for.

>everyone righteously mocking you must actually adore the tumblr-analysis that you tried to make fun of by lying and being a retard.
So now you're resorting to literal lies to further your shitty narrative huh? Gotta love all the ad hominem in your post despite calling me the seether. I guess you don't have a sensible argument to make anymore then so I won't even bother with the rest of your drivel.

The fact that you can whine about ad hominens, call me a retard, claim that the discussion-topic was different from the start, accuse me of lying while lying, completely ignore the quote demonstrating your own utter retardation, and then finish it off with 'I guess you don't have a sensible argument to make anymore' says it all about your ability to argue, shit's hilarious.

>Dio is gay!
>Jonathan is gay!
>Pucci is gay!
>Araki is gay!
Do you fags want your fetishes validated THAT badly?

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>that run-on sentence
Are you choking? Fucking kek.

They just can't control themselves.

YOU ARE GAY!!!

>those dubs and trips
Truth. Have a cute Doppio.

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I know what moment it’s referring to, but what is the joke supposed to be?

>I won't even bother with the rest of your drivel.
>But I will keep responding

(You) are gay.

>Makes retarded claim
>Gets made fun of
>Spergs out shrieking about how everyone is seething
>Insists that he actually won the argument and will stop responding
>Keeps responding
Ticks almost every box, if shitty homo fanart starts being spammed then we'll have a bingo

Still gonna argue or are you gonna choke over it again? That run-on sentence was fantastic.

>if shitty homo fanart starts being spammed then we'll have a bingo
>implying that fujos don't already do that every other JoJo thread

>If I say it again, maybe his feelings will be hurt this time
>I won't even bother with the rest of your drivel.

Are you an ESL?

>Claimed he'd stop responding 22 minutes ago
>Still responding
Just give it up, he's reached the point where he's trying to salvage his dignity by trying to make you think he was MERELY PRETENDING all along.

>If I say it again, maybe his feelings will be hurt this time
Kek. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

No please keep at it, I want to see those anons seethe harder. Early on I never once denied the seething comments but now with all the stupid replies they're making I'm actually laughing.

I think he has to be, the fact that the sentence was entirely a long list of the reasons why he was retarded seems to bother him considerably less than the fact that the sentence was long.

I raise you with my Risotto gang and his iron servants

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I've been watching you shit your pants for over an hour. This is an anonymous board. You can stop responding at any time and lose nothing. I don't believe you and at this point it's just sad.

>Abbacchio looks exactly the same

it's just a split personalitiy

>muh ESL
>ignoring the amount of asspain in that one sentence
The reasons laid out were nonsense and ad hominems of a raging user that don't deserve their own answer. You'd have to be a retard to genuinely reply to something so stupid.

I was angry before but now I'm genuinely laughing at the stupid comments so I couldn't help myself.
>You can stop responding at any time and lose nothing.
You're not wrong and that's the plan when I've had my fill.

You do realize you just called yourself a retard, right?

What does it mean when people say Japan has no copyright laws? Like with concerning Jojo names. Exactly what does this mean Japan can or can't do?

Ok user, you do that.

They're lying, it has copyright laws the same as everything else. An anime about a pink girl who has the power to eat objects and people named Guu was cancelled due to the character being accused of being a rip-off of DBZ's Buu, for instance.

What there IS a grey area on is things translated into Japanese - there are copyrights on stuff like Prince's songs and album-names in English and other languages, but they aren't able to do the same with the kanji/katanaka that sound out the word in Japanese.

You're cute. :)

Anime only girl where. Did the author literally just rip off Split? So unoriginal.

It's Bucciarati
Bucc (booch) iara (ahrah) ti (tee)

The version with the L's is retarded

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuccidati

reddit-tier ranking
Joseph>Giorno>Jonathan>Jotaro>Johnny>Josuke>Gappy>Jolyne

A buccellati is a type of fig cookie, it's also the name of a jewelry brand named after the same cookie.

A bucciarati is not a word. Not in English, Italian, or Japanese.

Now, given that the characters in Part 5 are largely named after Italian names for food, what do you think the characters name was meant to be?

Note: If you argue for 'Bucciarati' then you also argue for 'Merone', 'Irruso', 'Cioccorata' etc.

Fag

Embarrassing

I see, I had a feeling people were BS'ing whenever I'd go elsewhere on the internet and see these know it alls say Japan has no copyright laws.

Post yours

Hey guys I just got here and I just want to say that there's no evidence of Dio being gay in any of the Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure anime series

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Araki himself said Dio was bi

>Note: If you argue for 'Bucciarati' then you also argue for 'Merone', 'Irruso', 'Cioccorata' etc.
But those aren’t the canon names, unlike Bucciarati.

Retard

Just because he raped some dude in the ass for fun doesn't make him gay

For accepting that Bucciarati is the canon name?

oh

someone quoted it earlier in this thread:
>DIO is the sort of composed character that could go with a man or a woman, but never truly loved anyone
that doesn't make him gay you bumbling fucktard

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My

I'm a bit confused. What would make him gay then? And who is that poor dude?

You’re right, it makes him bi.

why did he cum inside wahmen then? just cuz?

Being gay would mean that dio was in a relationship with another man. it's obvious that any time dio has ever had sex was for his own self pleasure. he doesn't give a shit about other people so how could he possibly be in love with another person, let alone someone of the same sex?

furthermore, it's not gay to fuck another dude in the butt. it's only gay to get fucked in the butt by another dude

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I wish DIO would fuck my butt but not in a gay way

Based.

faggot. dio is like a praying mantis. he eats all of the people he fucks

>it's not gay to fuck another dude in the butt
But very much is? If Mista were to stay in prison any longer he would have ended up killing a gay man. Clearly those gay men in prison are enjoying fucking other men (who like women, like Mista) in the ass.
Furthermore, I think you might be gay, user.

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Giorno and the three jobbers from SO are living proof it doesn't happen all the time

FAGGOTS BTFO

>Buccellati fucks Abbacchio's butt
>While his own ass is zipped off and being fucked by Abbacchio
>It's heterosexual

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it's only gay if you like having a dick put in you. If you like sucking dick or having a dick in your ass, then you're a faggot.

if you're just fucking another guy or getting them to suck your dick, that's just another hole you're using to get off. not gay at all and you wouldn't even know the difference with your eyes closed

he fucks a lot. it was statistically probable that a few of the sluts he banged ended up slipping through the cracks

Explain this

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first off you fucking retard (fuck you), abbacchio and bucciarati's relationship is completely platonic, but IF they fucked, we all know that abbaccchio would be the only gay one between them

What’s his stand?

Okay but what if they fucked platonically?

i literally just said only abbacchio would be gay

Sure, he had a lot of things to do as a ghost trapped inside of a room inside of a turtle

Thank you, for this.

just like he didn't love all the women he fucked and ducked, he's a manwhore

What if Jolyne gave herself a string penis to fuck Anasui? Would that be gay?

yes of course. god damn i dont know why you retards dont already know simple stuff like this

faggot bitch

Stand Name: 「Freekin' You」
Power: A
Speed: A
Range: E
Durability: A
Precision: A
Development Potential: B
Possess an ability to completely immobilize its victim (as long as they are in range of 1-2 meters). If a user concentrates hard enough, he can even immobilize eyelids, preventing them from shutting/opening.

「Ram Ranch」

REQUEIM ARROW

Is he our villain?

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Yes.

He is our savior.

Dio is canonically bi

so it's actually josefu joestaru

so it's actually joryene

he's done more evil shit so far than his father l-o-l

No, because those aren’t the officially used names.

listen I love Yea Forums as much as the next guy but is there any real reason to be so insecure about every website where a person might make an actual friend

where is ''Bucciarati' officially used outside of fucking crunchyroll? i guess Emperor Crimson, Zipper Man, Golden Wind, etc are more canon?

On official merchandise.

You can clearly hear the characters saying Bucciarati.

The character is called 'Blono' on some official merchandise.

Torish Una

I’m pretty sure that isn’t on any merchandise.
Oh, I accept your concession.

Both named have been used seemingly at random, maybe there was some copyright nonsense with the jewelry company? He is supposed to be named after the cookies though.

Learn to Google.

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Ok then.

More Blono

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>why wouldnt doppio know about risotto? isnt he supposed to be second in command?
Literally 30 seconds after Doppio says "Oh no there's Risotto the assassin!" he forgets who he is, Doppio has the memory of a goldfish

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Bruno > Blono
Buccellati > Bucciarati

>mfw catching up on jojolion

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Welcome aboard.

「How strong you are」
youtube.com/watch?v=cPJNEGqf_jw

>Dio is canonically bi

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DIO/Pucci is no-homo, they really are just pals, very close albeit. Araki said the bed thing was platonic and DIO wanted someone who had no/little sexual desires anyway.

It's Not A Sin Unless It's In, my child.

Why would I want the blandest (I still like him though) Joestar back, especially when Araki redid him spectacularly as Johnny.

HOLY SHIT

You just got absolutely blown the fuck out by the other poster I am quoting. David Production FIXING Araki's mistakes.

Destructive power C = can kill a human being rather easily, but very weak in Stand vs Stand combat.
Example: Abbachio's Moody Jaz, Risotto's Metallic (both die next episode)

I cannot believe someone on these threads actually understands how one of Araki's most creative stand powers work.

Dumb cunt.

King Crimson is VERY SIMPLE. He watches a preview of the movie of his life unfold via Epitaph. Then the editor King Crimson comes in and cuts out the parts he didn't like.

XD wow Doppio is sorandumb Xddd. I fucking love Doppio hes best boy lmaooo. DUDE THINKS HE'S A PHONE HAHHA XDDDD.
Kill yourself faggots.

Go back to your BnHA thread lad

Except that removing a scene from a movie doesn't change the plot

Exactly, but it removes Diavolo/King Crimson from being affected by it.

>Implying that trash is worth my time

cringe

based

I don't get it, pretty sure Prosicutto's speech on killing was in the manga too.

So the most important part of the explanation has nothing to do with editing a movie.

When he turns into Diavolo he swoles up, so bigger clothes are required.
Which leads me to believe that Diavolo knows they're in the same body, but Doppio doesn't

He's called Bruno Buccellati
"Bucciarati" isn't fucking Italian
It's Itarian
Just stop arguing forever

Yeah

>Which leads me to believe that Diavolo knows they're in the same body, but Doppio doesn't

Uh that's exactly it, right. Wait do we know for sure Diavolo is aware they change bodies? I assume so since he's communicating from 'inside'?

Risotto no longer says that he’s going to kill everyone because according to Prosciutto, you shouldn’t say that before you actually do it.

It doesn’t matter whether or not the name is real Italian.

Friggin this and then everyone forgets

Neat idea but we can't say it's 100% what DP intended. And they still cut little things out like Melone shaking when he found Pesci and Prosicutto's remains.

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They should have cut all the other times they said it then

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>haha Giorno drinks piss (he didn't)
>haha Jotaro is aroused by dolphins (no)
>haha Jotaro doesn't care for Jolyne (he cares immensely)
>haha Pucci had sex with Dio (no)
>haha Kakyoin wants to fuck Holly (no again)
>haha Johnny is a sarcastic dickhead (in debate)
>haha Okuyasu wants to fuck Tomoko (yeah? he's a teenager, they fuck anything)
>haha Jotaro lost to a rat (he purposefully stood in the line of fire to win and it worked)
>haha Kira lost to a cat (he was attacked with an unknown ability, got hurt and then used same cat for massive damage and advantage)
>haha Jotaro died the same way Toth predicted (knife instead of bomb, and many years later, while Toth's predictions are only a few minutes into the future)
>haha Jolyne is a whore (sigh)
>haha Yasuho is a whore (she is lonely, stalked by 2 creepy retards and seeks validation, talk to a human for once jeez)
>haha Narancia is a girl
>haha 7 upvotes

Please stop mixing reddit memes with the actual story canon, you useless God-forlorn speedreader.
Eat shit and fall of your horse.

what's with all the April birthdays Araki

>Eat shit and fall of your horse.
Reddit meme

It actually happened in the manga so no

Who's this girl? Easily the best female design ive ever seen from Araki

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Karera

I liked it when Kira gave this thot a haircut

>>haha Giorno drinks piss (he didn't)
there is no way that jellyfish absorbed all the piss, besides what the fuck did he do with it after it absorbed all the piss?

goodbai jojo

>Literal faggots trying to push their own sexual desires onto a character so they can use him as an icon for pushing their fetishes into a fandom.
When the mods are asleep the fujos will creep.

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>zoom into "Dio"
>see this face
>"AU REVOIR, JOJO!"

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Ok, schizo.

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Keep trying faggot, your comebacks will succeed one day.

>implying men don't do the same with trish

Us footchads are just as oppressed by the masses as fujos are.

You need to ally with the fujos then, footbrother

The rest was left in the cup.
Squeeze it and spit piss in the sink.

When a man falls to the fujo side, he loses all right to be a man.
as long as you don't fall to the darkside and spam your shit noone will mind.

Trish is a straight woman

>complaining about fujos when men spammed threads with their naked trish edits and exhibitionist fantasies
cringe

This

>pushing faggotry onto a straight character
>posting naked memes about a character who's always half naked
Nice false equivalency faggot.

wrong

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Both of you are cancer.

>t. brainlet

>Squeeze it and spit piss in the sink.
He doesn't do this, and spitting it out would mean he would swallow some of it.

Just kididng, she loved Bruno.

What ever happens within 5 seconds that King Crimson wants happens, and everything he doesn't want is cut out. The end. The real question for me is whether or not the stand has a cool down period...

Yikes

Just kidding, she loves Mista.

The jellyfish drinking the piss is impossible. Jellyfish are already comprised of a set amount of water and unless he created a badly dehydrated one, it wouldn't try taking in more water otherwise it would end up falling apart. And they don't 'suck' it up either, it's a passive process and not a very strong one, certainly not one that would have made it able to drink a cup of tea in under a second. And even if it did disobey the laws of nature and physics to suck up the fluid, Giorno would have had to have got 100% of the tea directly onto the jelly to stop it getting in his mouth.

In conclusion: Giorno drank that piss.

Based

that was before we hear prosciutto share his philosophy though

why would that matter? it's not like risotto heard it for the first time when prosciutto said it on the train, it's supposed to be something they all believe in

Wish it stayed, same with Kyo

she's my wife