Sarazanmai

Speedwatchers need to go

in the fucking preview

Sara is for Frog king.

Please just answer

>Toi is going to pound this but you aren't
It's not fair.

Which one?

He's just a cosplayer.

He's not Sara.

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What kind of brother invites his younger sibling to waterboarding?

The best kind.

Light novel came out on Kindle two hours ago, in case anyone is interested.

Something to note in the preview: the phone Kazuki is looking through is his brother's, not his own. He's looking and blushing at all the images Haruka has of him crossdressing.

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Uncommon in Japan but that's just your average childhood in South America and the Middle East

Does Haruka know it's Kazuki crossdressing or he thinks it's the real Sara?

She doesn't want a frog.

He is SO plan on transition into a girl near the end of the series

Thus surprise hetero

STAND BY ME

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The latter.

Is transitioning even a thing in Japan?

>youtube.com/watch?v=jBR_tfKU7as
We became Kappas... This is bad, I want to eat cucumbers, right now!
But... what does this mean? Nobody's selling them?
Hey, I've got the last fresh one right here.
Thanks!
The sound of eating goes like "bari-bari-bari".
Ah... For some reason, it feels so good.
What? Something's coming out.

>What? Something's coming out.

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lewd

ONEGAIII

The animation looks great

>the twist is that he always knew it was Kazuki and was just playing along

I want to fuck Mabu.

I swear it's been at least 2 weeks since episode 1

Well, I mean, if I was a big celebrityfag like Haruka is I'd be able to tell if it's the real one or a cosplayer.

How do they already have the full song here when it doesn't come out until the end of May?
youtu.be/jWd10yRG8BQ

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>tricking your onii-chan into cross-dress cosplay for you

Harukappa is so sly.

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haha niichan try this bikini

All according to keikaku
Is Haruka the mastermind?

>there are anons that can't tell the idol from the trap

You guys are blind.

Damn his mom is cute.

Toi is for gay incest

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Thought you were on patrol Reo.

Only if Aniki crossdresses.

Mama is cute, what did she do to deserve an idolfag son and an unironic fag son?

Save the world in her past life.

They'll die so it doesn't matter. Her husband will fuck the sadness away.

>filename
I laughed

Someone last thread was complaining about the animation downgrade, but I don't really see it?
Seems on par with the first half of episode 1.

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No, we've just had 2 weeks worth of threads.

Agreed. Nothing looks offmodel either, it just seems like average animation. I guess people are complaining because it's not the perfect sakuga of the scene with the kappa zombie.

Someone in last thread was talking about Kazuki in his Sara-kun form fucking Sara-chan and now I cannot unsee it.

It'll look better in context anyway if the director knows what he's doing.
OST is adding (as for all Ikuhara shows) a lot too.
>it's not the perfect sakuga of the scene with the kappa zombie.
tfw anal vore was literally the best sakuga of any first episode this season

Hope there is at least one doujin where they fuck an old man

Well, it would probably be the closest to yuri Ikuhara can get with this series.

Why is this so adorable?

all these anons taking the trap pill itt...

I want them to fuck Kazuki's dad while Haruka and mom watch

Was trying to make an updated version of this, but couldn't find a good still of Harukappa.
Anyone got one?

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Just leave it for now, you can update when he gets more scenes.

>draw a girl, call it a boy 24/7 trap
in the trash it goes
>draw a boy, make him have a depraved "hobby" that he may or may not secretly derive perverse pleasure from but is ultimately embarrassed by
in my fucking optical stem it goes

How do we protect him, bros?

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Sara-kun is superior to all those so-called traps who are basically flat-chested girls with dick.

Not even Reo could protect him.

They're called traps because you can't tell they have a penis. Kazuki is a cross-dresser not trap and he has a male VA too.

Isekai him and Reo to a world without all these kappa - otters shenanigans.

>They're called traps because you can't tell they have a penis.
Well, Toi couldn't tell, to be fair.

Unlike being gay, being trans is actually more accepted in Japan than it is in the US.

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It's not fucking fair

Girly face still doesn't mean trap It's like that cross-dresser in that ramens show. People can't tell he's male in canon when he's cross-dressing but he's not something that's classified as trap. It's the same with Kazuki.

ドクンドクン

He was drawn and voiced identical to sara-chan such that the viewer didn't know it was a boy. So depending on the perspective of the narrative he may change back and forth between boy and girl

It's not really more accepted by the government (trans rights are actually more favorable in the US, there are people at least trying to make it that way) but it is somewhat more "mainstream" in Japan. Up until recently post-op trans women were called "newhalves".

I agree, I'm arguing that he counts as a trap in universe possibly.

Do anons prefer Sara-chan or Sara-kun?

Sara-chan x Sara-kun

Sara-chan. To be honest Kazuki is very cute but I prefer him as his normal self.

>trapshit ruining another anime
Great. Shotas are suppose to wear short shorts not skirts.

I agree with them. I think Sara wants to kill Keppi though.

>sacrifices himself
God dammit, I really hope this doesn't happen.

Sara-kun would be cuter if he ditched that shitty as lipstick.

Please rate my predictions.

Thank you for this.

Sorry, deleted the post because I wanted to add something to the image.

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Japan has a law which requires anyone who wants to be registered as the other gender to get sterilised first (chopping the dick off and sewing up the hole is mandatory).
You can't have perverts claiming they're women and then jerking it in the female restrooms.

But if you really mean it, they will go through with it without much issues. People will see you as a freak (if they find out, which they should not, that's the whole point) but they're quite used to freaks.

I want them to make merch of the cops' cups. I would buy them in an instant.

Both are cute but Sara-chan topping Sara-kun with her imaginary dick is the cutest.

amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-00296445

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As a centrist, I will take both

Trap on female is the straightest thing ever.

Holy SHIT thank you user, I can't believe I didn't see this before. Goodbye money.

centrist are a meme

>a fucking ruler

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Worst choices as always.

kinky

Sarazanmai - Second Dish
STORY: “Sarazanmai” gave them terrifying side-effects. Even then Kazuki wanders around the city looking for today’s lucky selfie item. In an unexpected turn of events he runs into Tooi and the two go along with each other. Meanwhile does Enta know Tooi’s huge secret?

STAFF
Script: Kunihiko Ikuhara, Teruko Utsumi
Storyboard: Shingo Kaneko
Episode director: Shingo Kaneko

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Upcoming Toi doujins will feature this ruler in at least one panel.

Pay the weed, motherfucker

Lust (欲望) or exploitation (搾取).
Which is it gonna be, user?

>In an unexpected turn of events he runs into Tooi and the two go along with each other.

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>Tooi
OK Yea Forums, let's settle this once and for all: is his name Toi or Tooi?

As long as I get to suck.

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Official site spells as Toi.

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Look up the dictionary entry of 搾取 if you're into that sort of thing. You won't be disappointed.

He's called Tooi/Tōi in Japanese.

>Meanwhile does Enta know Tooi’s huge secret?
They accidentally switched boxes didn’t they

The "o" is long. 悠 is written as とおい so Tōi would be the most correct.

>mob of faceless ojisans on Reo
Good taste
I would reverse the Keppi/Sara though, she doesn't like frogs.

Apparently its reading is usually Yuu, I don't know where the Toi comes from

the frog king looked unsettling in a couple of shots.

I want him to rule over me

Enta is going to end up being the reason the classmates start spreading bad rumors about Toi

Will Enta be the Sayaka of Sarazanmai?

Haven't watched this shit yet, but is he "just" a crossdresser? No possible way the trannies can misinterpret yet another mappa character as transexual?

First of all, watch it.
He's crossdressing for someone else's sake and is ashamed of it. Nothing that we know about him so far would imply he wants to be a girl.

Retards will misinterpret anything. He's cross-dressing for someone else and it's plot related.

I'm scared of Haruka

He's just crossdressing to make his little bro think he's in contact with the idol Sara.

I'm an idiot, why do people say the cops are otters?

I fucking hate trannies forcing their agenda on characters that aren't trans.

Because they're working for the otters.

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Because of the otter in a heart symbolism surrounding them. Did you watch the scene after the ED?

because they are.

fucking gay cops

Keppi is not a frog. When will you retards understand this? The reason the TV said "totally NOT a frog" is because Keppi freaks out at being called a frog. You absolute dumbasses.

Based Keppi will defeat those faggots.

There are already people thinking he's trans on twitter.
I think if Utena came out today, people would call her a trans man because not conforming to rigid gender roles = literally being the other gender in currrent year.

Keppi calm down

Is this Keppi posting?
Please leave my shirikodama alone.

I'll take "Things user will never do for $800 Alex"

>what is itunes?

Also, STAND BY ME ONEGAAII

/pol/ and shit westerners invading anime.

I can sort of understand getting your hopes up from the first episode, but they've already signposted that he's only doing it for his brother. (Which they will almost certainly elaborate on next episode) The literal title of the episode calls it a lie.

Probably the best ED I've heard in years. Hope this ride gets a little more wild before the end.

Stop being a huge faggot.

>milking (e.g. a cow's teat); extracting (a liquid) through squeezing

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Ikuhara's frogs turned me gay, I can't help it user.

Dumb frogposter detected.

One of ANN's editors already has on Twitter.

You misunderstand. Some anons are asking if the idol is ALSO a trap.

hott

That's even dumber.

>they've already signposted that he's doing it for his brother.
YOU COULD FUCKING TELL THAT FROM THE ENDING. How are trannies this dense?

>ANN's editors

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Fuck off with your /pol/ shit already

I kind of want this. I can't decide if he should keep his wig on all the way through or lose it midway. This is a hard choice.

I thought it was his sister

name a more fuckable cast than this one this season

I can't.

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I want a scale figure of her. I'll put her next to my PotC. Please, Alter.

So is this specifically a commentary on homosexuality and gender identity, a la yuri kuma but with boys? Or is it more generally about keeping embarrassing secrets hidden (possibly sexual ones)? Or is it too early to say?

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cute trap

It's about the various tsunagari in your jinsei.

A Sara's scale would really look amazing.
I bet at least nendo of the boys will be announced sooner or later.

Retard

Sara-chan is a BOY, and he has the biggest dick in this anime

>Ikuhara Anime, a History
>1997: only by rejecting the patriarchy can we live
>2011: society is a callous machine but we can protect each other from it
>2015: society makes being queer difficult and messy, but it's beautiful and worth it
>2019: you gotta be trans and eat ass

>when the best part of YKA was the cute not-incest and not the shitty Yuri

I'd tsunagari my cucumber with his jinsei, if you know what I mean.

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>nendo
I hate to admit that you're probably right. I don't like nendos but the characters I like always end up getting nothing but nendos.

Too bad he's into traps

Just fuck whatever you want above 18

He can be into traps while I'm into him.

>cute not-incest
Cute otouto and Lulu deserved a better life ;_;

As long as she's into getting fucked by traps it's ok though?

How does Sailor Moon fit into this?

>she

You didn't think spoiler tags might be nice? Though admittedly none of that is surprising.

Love is love.

Since you are all faggots here I claim Sara-chan my property.

Even when it's between an 11 year old girl and a magical unicorn of ambiguous age?

Oh hey it's you again.

Novel Chapter titles

1 - box
2 - cat
3 - kiss
4 - rain
Intermission - soba (buckwheat)
5 - Sachet
6 - Haruka
Epilogue - Reo and Mabu
Postscript - With lost desire, the beginning of a night without end

>soba (buckwheat)
I still can't decide if the soba in the transformation song is actual soba or soba as in "near".

>Epilogue - Reo and Mabu
>Postscript - With lost desire, the beginning of a night without end

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Toi

>soba (buckwheat)
god dammit

ア

MABU TOPPING

He would if he wasn't half dead.

Alas, this only applies to traps voiced by women.

What killed the hype?

It's the same level of "hype" an Ikuhara anime gets. Not the biggest but enough for people who likes him.

SARAZANMAI: DROPPED ALL WEEK EVERY WEEK

Ep 1 Gay frogs & ass vore DROPPED

This is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life.

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>tumblr
Yeah I bet you say this to every new seasonal husbando

Constant 500+ threads since airing

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I approve of this.

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Too white

All your god damn shitposting, user.

Good, good. Can't wait for the inevitable josou seme Kazuki x bottom Toi doujins.

Since the episode aired, we've had 24/7 threads that have all gone 500+ posts each, but with each thread, the IP count gets less and less. I think we've discussed everything there is to discuss and now we're just waiting for the new episode.

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Calm down Reo. How that "bring husbando back to life" project getting along?

I'm sure Kazuki said "anoko" but people insist it's a trannie

he's a bit dead though

Just perfect. Him being dead cold is a bigger problem anyway.

>Since the episode aired, we've had 24/7 threads that have all gone 500+ posts each, but with each thread, the IP count gets less and less. I think we've discussed everything there is to discuss and now we're just waiting for the new episode.

Some people are avoiding spoilers too so they're skipping out on non-airing days threads.

Not cool

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MOOOODS PERMABAN ALL THE SPOILERS!

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Human form when?

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Episode 10 and he's plain and boring.

You dumb idiot. This is a children's cartoon about ghostbusting kappas.

Quit reading into it.

He's probably one of these two.

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He is over-reading it but this ain't no kids show.

Enta's pose is so aesthetically pleasing.

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Everyone knows the kids love shows with waterboarding.

The entire episode was aesthetic.

homos are just more pleasing to the eye

Everything about this shot reminds me of Anthy. I'm excited to see where his character goes the most.

I dig it. Mabu is perfect, even dead.

He will be behind keppi in terms of inflicting pain and suffering.

>inflicting
You mean receiving. Enta is going to kill himself with Toi's gun.

>Anthy
I see she's getting cucked in this life too

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It's because it manages to capture the visually pleasing flow of a waist without being off-putting by giving the shota a girl waist, it looks believable

At least she got a happy ending.

many of you need to delete your opinions about my son enta

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I think he's cute.

I think that little brothers are supposed to have sex with and eventually marry their big brothers.

Enta is my favorite of the three. Fuck haters.

I still don't know why some hate him other than his "megane".

he's ugly

I think he's cute and I feel for him, but I don't expect him to find happiness. One episode+preview in and it already seems like he's been punched in the balls.

I didn't keep up with pre-series info, so I was surprised when I heard him speak. I was expecting him to sound more nerdy or something. He's my favourite too.

I can tell the trajectory of the designated cuck character at this point even if it's Ikuhara

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He's Anthy and will be the magnet for a thousand cucumbers of hate.

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Because he stands between Kazuki and Toi,

There is no way my sweet Rose Bride would turn into some shitty brat with a weenie between his legs.

>character without megane puts megane on
>cute levels momentarily rise
>character with megane takes megane off
>cute levels momentarily rise
explain this black magic

Not he doesn't.

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Why not triple the fun?

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Not with that attitude.

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>Hazuki
Most important person = Harukappa
>Toi
Most important person = Aniki

Enta isn't really the "3rd wheel".

I can't wait for the theme of this show to be that nobody's affection is returned and everybody suffers alone

Mamiya disguise was a different thing, because Mamiya-Anthy obviously looks older than Enta

I dislike him because he seems really clingy and while I understand why he is acting like that, he isn't cute enough to make it work, which is mostly due to his hair.

Today I will remind them

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>it's a "gets hit on for being cute but gets dumped as soon as he says he doesn't like shaving his leg hair and fake moaning like a girl" episode
toi is a cancerous chaser
enta is a pure lover

those thighs are not scientifically possible

I NEED art of Keppi assimilating the desire of multiple dicks.

Like there wasn't a Japanese term for homosexual, nips often called them "men with the heart of a woman" and lesbians were "women with the heart of men", Nowadays they use simply the foreign term "gay" but the language shape the way people perceive things.

Remind me to the eunuchs in China. They weren't viewed as men but neither women. They also lost the entire thing, not only the balls like the castratis but the dick too.

Keppi is for head pets and feeding cucumbers only.

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Why are his eyes red user? What's he hiding?

The poor frog is old, the red eyes are a side effect from his medication.

Variation in art style may make it hard to tell whether I'm looking at fanart of the girl or the boy.

>They also lost the entire thing, not only the balls like the castratis but the dick too.
Always amazed me - how could they make such operations in ancient times? How the fuck do you chop the dick off without boy dying from blood loss, pain shock or infection?

I'm imagining going to an amusement part with the kind of wig a middle schooler could afford and it's nightmare fuel but at least we don't have to wait long for the angry obese cat.

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>not sure whether a pic goes in my chan or kun folder
>artists description just says dishu~
FUCK

The eyebrows should make it obvious.

Asia in general was culturally and technologically more advanced than the west until the first industrial revolution.

eyebrows
skin color
lips

According to nip spoilers, the novel only seemed to have confirmed that they are residents of the otter kingdom

How do I download jp books to an oversea kindle account?

The police box is called kawauso police box. Kawauso is otters although the kanji for uso has been swapped with 'lies', so maybe the cops aren't otters but work for the otters like the protagonists are humans working for the kaeru

Let me guess, it's the same retard who wrote some bullshit about feminism/down with the patriarchy regarding Unlimited Blade Works anime.

Google it up. Basically you need VPN because they started checking IPs.

I'm reading through the light novel right now. I won't spoil anything extra, but I can confirm that the spoilers posted so far are true. Though they're missing a lot of context. You will still be surprised when watching the show.

I doubt it'd go that way. The loudest literal retard trannys are always mtf, they'd call her a trans woman because of how she acts in the show because they'd want to identify with her still and somehow delude themselves into believing they can look like her and be a uwuu cute lesbians like Utena and Anty x3 terfs do not interact!!

GURORIASSU NIPPONJIN AIPIZU ONRI
HOWAITTO PIGGU AIPIZU GO HOMU

It's a copyright thing, kind of like how BD/DVDs have region codes. Anyway it's easy to get by with VPN.

Dumbfucks are already claiming that Mordred is trans, all because of that out of context "don't treat her like a girl" line.

>the novel only seemed to have confirmed that they are residents of the otter kingdom
That would explain why Mabu can't write human language properly.

I know you're probably lying but tell me how Reo and Mabu kiss.

don't tell him! I have a legal obligation to click on all spoilers and I don't want to know.

Why would I lie on the internet, user?

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That tells me when but doesn't tell me how long it is and how much tongue Reo uses.

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>Anthy
Fuck, I didn't see it at first but now I do.

STAND BY MEE
O NE GAIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Not sure why people say the ED is meh. It has a lot of heart imo. Will probably hit right in the feels after a particularly sad episode.

Is there any tragedy?

I fucking love it. I was drunk when i watched the first episode, and thought the visuals were a little lazy. Then the started, then the guitar picked up - it won my heart by the time it was over.
Strong contender for ED of the season for me

It's alright, but feels too generic. Meanwhile it's been 8 years and I still listen to Penguindrum's OPs/EDs.

There's going to be shipping wars, aren't there?

He'd better be or I wont get my Ikuhara bingo

Harukappa already won Kazuki and made his onii-chan his personal cross-dressing bitch.

Keppi is my onahole.

>terrifying side-effects
What could it be?

Harukappa has already won the Kazukibowl, Aniki has already won the Toibowl, and suicide has already won the Entabowl. No need for ship wankery.

>ywn have a friend catch you crossdressing and then proceed to fuck your brains out
why live

>can't even thrust his hips because of (((that)))
>thinks he can dom a thirsty thirsty slut like kazuki
he hasn't won for long, soon kazu will be on the prowl for 8 inches of juicy cop meat

Kanba > Shouma

I've seen him getting called out for "sexually assaulting" Kazuki based on the spoilers.

>only licks a recorder and kisses his crush in his sleep
Are people just little bitches?

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>he doesn't know

Kazuki will be his personal masturbator when he hits puberty.

Stand by me
ONEEEEEGAIIIIII

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Did I miss a new spoiler? What else does he do?

puts his dick in a blender and feeds it to toi

It's painful.

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>tfw no crossdressing gay frog bf

Some people have never watched an Ikuhara anime and it really shows.

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i can be your crossdressing frog bf

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good, time to weed out the annoying woke fujos

I just wanted to be a Prince goddamit

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>mfw just found out the full version is already out
youtube.com/watch?v=jWd10yRG8BQ

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Do you know how crazy woke Western fans are?

This. It's good, but the OP song is weak, and I expect Ikuhara anime to have at least one 10/10 OP or ED, so I expected better.
Like the visuals though.

>woke
Sorry I don't speak stupid

I see you've never been on twitter.
The kiss will 100% be called sexual assault, especially by people who don't like his character or think he's in the way of their ship as it will be used to justify their emotions

Why would I?
That is shit is only useful to stalk japanese traps

>going on western twitter
You did it to yourself.

Don't approach Western Twitter if you can avoid it. I really fucking hate the westerners who use the JP tags for their shit takes.

Western fans that do nothing but shit post are fine. The ones who take everything too seriously are insufferable.

Heathcliff or Garfield?

remember when people could just hate characters or ships without finding a moral reason for it

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No. People were calling Akane an abuser and Amelia as a blow to feminism since before most of the people on Yea Forums now were born. And that's just the Internet stuff

People who do this are so fucking annoying. They have no self confidence and are piece of shit losers in real life so they pretend they're better than strangers on the internet so they can feel better about themselves. Pathetic.

Moralfagging has always been a thing, but it seems to be at an all-time peak right now.

Sarazanmai truly is the Jewelpet of the Revolutionary Girl Utena genre

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Geeze, stop the off-topic whining about irrelevant people already.

I hope you guys realize that the show is going to end with tragic "bittersweet" ending just like every Ikuni's shows.

Those boys smile will never be protected.

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I know better now (at least I know how to avoid the trash better), I just know it'll happen somewhere on twitter from past fandom experiences. I've seen much dumber reasons for calling something "problematic"
>People were calling Akane an abuser and Amelia as a blow to feminism
Which Akane and Amelia is this?
Still, I think this kind of shit grew noticeably worse after around about 2011/2012 when most of (female) fandom migrated to tumblr.

Utena had a happy ending thought

Discussion on a tangent for a few posts isn't worth your own whining, dumb cunt.

I hope all the newfags will be surprised.

I don't care. As long as I get to see the cops make out and rail each other over the desk in the police box I'll be satisfied.

>people still voting in a poll from 5 threads ago
but how

>Those boys smile will never be protected.

I just want them to be happy.

I hope so, bittersweet is the best note to end on.
I'd say Utena the series was bittersweet. He said show.

How can he be this cute?

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>Fujoshits don't care about the story nor characters and just here for the pandering
Figures.

Be an otter.

Whatever happens with shipping, I don't think 11 episodes is enough to get the current year version of pic related, and that's a shame.
Link the poll

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Eh, everyone is here for something. It's those that don't enjoy what the show gives that are wasting their time.

Otter moe

Coolest ED i've seen in a while, reminds me of the OP from Kiznaiver.

>kiznaiver
take your trash and go.

i want the cops to have a happy ending more than them honestly

Otterly cute

>kiznaiver
That is a big YIKE from me dawg

yeah there is one is its called “同性愛者”

How many people did they have to bribe to get a shot of kaminarimon that long without any people walking by?

*wins the chan(kun)bowl*

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Someone has to fund Ikuharas nonsense.

What if Kazuki says he loves Enta too just before Enta dies?

Pics like these are usually done by overlapping and blending multiples photos taken at different times together and removing the random people with an image editor.

>You put your dirty penis - the one you shoved up Touga's butt
Always gets me.

cops are more interesting than the kids and we haven’t even seen them yet

>Can't wait for the inevitable josou seme Kazuki x bottom Toi doujins
but will enough artist's go for it that one will be created? I want to believe.

>dies happy
>wife* is forever punished for not protecting that smile
I accept your offering

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>Suwabe
>Mamoru
We just need Koyasu and Kamiyan for max fujo appeal.

>Kazuki rejects Enta as part of a knee jerk reaction to finding out his secret and feeling violated
>Enta runs away
>Kazuki thinks about it and realizes his connection to Enta is precious and he may reciprocate his feelings
>He hurries to find Enta
>Too late, Enta has already offed himself with Toi's gun
>The shock and guilt destroys Kazuki and prematurely ends his budding friendship with Toi
>Toi feels responsible for causing so much death
>all boys suicide by the end
The message is that communication with others and the desire to connect involves endless suffering

This is going to be the type of show that will have shipwars and people love to call ships "abusive" over anything now, so yep. They'll call him a rapist.

only neets left alive
a message I think we can all appreciate

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You guy are too pessimistic the boys are middle school age so those sjw type won't be shipping underage boys.

You act like this hasn't ever been an issue here. Remember YOI threads were people said Victor was evil just because he forgot he was going to teach Yurio?

>those sjw type won't be shipping underage boys

You'd be surprised how many SJW pretend not to ship shota, together or with older characters.

Did the premise remind anyone else of that show? I knew it wouldn't be comparable because Ikuhara but the whole thing of "they need to connect" made me remember Kiznaiver existed.

I don't trust people that don't ship shotas

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I'm choking
hilarious

tsunagari > kizuna

>"they need to connect"
That's like one of the most common themes in anime. You know, on account of a significant portion of otaku being socially awkward.

>I have shit taste ergo
kys

Sorry to break it to you
But according to prescreen spoiler
Kazuki already said No way fag to Enta in episode 3

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Is that why those gaijin fujos that went to the screening were so happy?

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good. Enta can die.

>gaijin fujos
>understanding moon
You answer your own question

You got fake spoilers, mate.

Fuck Kazuki

Never doubt the red/blue ships

How do I get a Sara-kun bf?

For those who want spoilers: privatter.net/p/4473919

>Kazuki rejects Enta as part of a knee jerk reaction to finding out his secret and feeling violated
>Enta runs away
>Kazuki thinks about it and realizes his connection to Enta is precious
I bet this much will be true

I don't want to read them but also have no self control.

Yes, but it's not normally so literal about it.
I'm speaking of one of the early plot synopsis here, not the actual show itself.

Fuck Enta passionately while holding his hand

Well everyone who went to the prescreening loves Enta so I imagine he gets pathetic at some point and people feel bad for him.

Hello, fellow il/lit/erate.

strawpoll.me/17798187/r

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>Enta gets BTFO
>becomes so obsessive over Kazuki he begins to stalk him
>gets turned into a zombie by the cops

People always root for characters in unrequited love, assuming they're reasonably attractive and not gross or ugly. This goes double when the viewers are fujos and the character is a gay boy.

>Haruka giving Enta hope to cuck him more
Based.

Otter musical! Otter musical!

He's doomed to die. I just know it. Maganes are always cucks.

What if he loses his glasses?

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RIP

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>This goes double when the viewers are fujos and the character is a gay boy
don't even have to be an actual fujo any more for that. he will be best boy simply for being gay by more than fujos.

Seiya a shit

>People always root for characters in unrequited love
I sure don't. More often than not, it's a shit-tier source of drama and the love isn't well justified.

>Enta huffing Kazuki's soccer jersey
Based.

>Reo ripping Mabu's shirt open
Wew

I want to see Mabu's nipples.

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Will the crossdresser end up as the straightest boy?

Doesn't seem likely. Toi might disappoint everyone by being the straightest.

Toi is for aniki anyway.

This is true. Gay characters in unrequited love are especially sympathetic because they have to deal with the plight of being gay on top of the plight of being in unrequited love. I'd say cute girls in unrequited love are also very sympathetic in male-oriented properties (but not in shoujo, where they're usually portrayed as a bitch out to steal the heroine's man).

Probably. He's going to Sara's actual prince not that frog.

Aniki is going to die, if he isn't already a zombie like Mabu.

>Reo ripping Mabu's shirt open

No kiss? Or does it happen in the same scene?

so no cop kissing?

Aniki will die but Toi will bring him back to life because it's something he desperately wants.

That would be a cop out

I hope not

Chapter 4 is titled kiss so maybe it's there.

Those spoilers only go through ep 3. The book covers until ep 6 so that could still happen later.

why else would the fujos scream in the theater?

What does it mean by mechanical heart?

Well Reo ripped off Mabu's shirt that's enough to get screams.

Maybe instead of being a zombie Mabu is an android.

cops are dead and evil
enta gets cucked over and over

does ikuhara just hate male homo?

cops will probably be good or be justified by the end

I want to gently pull the shirt down over Mabu's nipples to keep them warm.

Even the enta fags know he's doomed user. That's just how homo works in these shows

Every kind of romance has been fucked over in Ikuni works

perhaps all cops are Androids, as in os, but Mabu got virus'd/hacked/outdated.

reo and mabu are too sexy for this show

They have to be sexy or it's not Ikuhara.

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i mean. there is kappazon.
wheres google or apple?
and the otter's sign...

Their phones are probably apple since Ikuhara uses it.

god i wish that i was this dirty and homosexual

Lazer hologram, or edit?

sometimes evil is more appealing

>lazer holo
we live in a simulation

That's what I get too also I hope they somehow reunite with Sara somehow, if they're still her dads.

Are we even sure the anime is gonna follow the same route? The YKA and Utena manga did things differently from the shows.

This is the novelization. The novelization of penguindrum was correct but misleading.

I really really don't understand what this was all about

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lasagna gives you runny shit

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>dude
>is that
>weed
>420 FAGGOT

You know damn well there's going to be plenty of that you'll beg for a vanilla shota.

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Enta is so cute

OST when
I can't get that fucking shamisen out of my head

there is still time

Post it faggot

Keppi looks like a stoner

You shut your whore mouth, everything will be okay this time god dammit.

I think it's very stupid to have launched the novel now

Unless it differs from the anime.

This is only the spoilers for the first half. Anons just like to make everything dramatic.

It's the same thing with with MPD and YKA.

People are talking like publishing the LN is the worst decision ever, but didn't it happen with Penguindrum before?

You're stupid for hanging to around to read spoilers when you don't want them.

Yep, you can tell who are the newfags.

*And YKA too.

MPD's novel came out before the anime even.

I do not care about spoilers, I just think it's a stupid decision for an original anime

That's how it's done.

YKA has a happy ending tho

There's nothing stupid about it if you don't think spoilers are a problem.

This must be your first Ikuhara.

Even Utena did. It's really strongly implied Anthy will find her again and that the rest of the students were starting to take small steps out of the stagnant cycles they were in too.

The novel is for anyone who's curious after ep 1 and thus can boost the sales though. And nips also are known for being tight-lipped about spoilers (unless you intentionally go to non-spoiler-free discussion and that's all your fault).

>Enta huffing Kazuki's soccer jersey
This is unironically my fetish. Praise Ikuni, I can't wait to see this animated and for all the R34 of Enta jerking off to the smell.

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So what?
Doesn't make it any of less shit decision.

It might not get animated. The prescreeners only spoiled the recorder and sleep kiss.

IIRC those spoilers came from 2ch nips who got the LN early (dumb bookstores selling it before the official release date), not from prescreeners. Prescreeners only said that they'd be a kiss between two male characters, but didn't specify who. With the spoilers out, it's now obvious that the two characters are Enta and a sleeping Kazuki. But man, I can only imagine the shitfest episode 3 is going to be. I imagine a lot of viewers will probably drop the show after that.

>being ok with graphic anal penetration, jokes about phallic symbols and anal beads, anal vore and birthing, ambiguously gay cops, and a cross-dressing middle school boy going on a date with another boy
>not being ok with a (most likely brief and chaste) gay kiss
I find it hard to believe that's going to be the dealbreaker for more than a handful of people.

Is it really in episode 3? The kiss happens at the end of chapter two as a cliffhanger.

>I imagine a lot of viewers will probably drop the show after that.
The fujo viewers will increase I imagine but in the West I can see a lot of anime normalfags dropping it, especially the ones who act like anything gay will make them suck cock.

Kinda weird that Ikuni needs to come up with an excuse for his protagonist to crossdress, when he himself likes to do that shit for its own sake.

I mean I guess there's story purposes, but I would have been more impressed if the show just went: "Yeah dude is just a Drag Queen. That's his secret. Deal with it."

fuck, just too many spoilers

>people are already drawing punished Enta

That's what prescreeners said. From the LN spoilers posted earlier, it seems things get shifted around. Like in the LN, the wish scene occurs at the end of the box zombie chapter, but in the anime, it seems it will occur on episode 2 instead. This might be the same situation with the kiss.

I 'unno. I definitely remember a number of people dropping Banana Fish after a kiss scene between the male main characters.

That's what I expect too.

What if Sarazanmai is based on Ikuni's life?
>Kazuki is Ikuhara
>Enta is Anno

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no glasses no husband

i want to cum inside aniki

do it

It's 100% going to happen.

>Kazuki is Ikuhara
>Enta is Anno
Will the bullying ever stop?

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I want aniki to cum inside me

no, he is a bottom

WHERE'S THE EPISODE
I NEED MY WEEKLY DOSE OF KINO

They're both so cute.

I want him to top me

could've been perfect if only they were 1-2 years younger

Fuck off shotacon.

Interesting how the passers-by have those traditional hairstyles, most likely connected to that samurai poster in his room. Does their appearance change for each boy/character?

based

I like the shark teeth cop.

DUDE

el maraguana blanco y el putazo cucke

More spoilers came out, this time for chapter 4 (episode 4): privatter.net/p/4474332

Thanks!

Utena literally DIED for everyone's sins.

>Reading first six episode spoilers of an eleven episode series
I seriously hope people don't do this
Why are you ruining the ride for yourself?

Plot is secondary to visuals and delivery/execution.

Anime are a lot less fun when you know what is going to happen.
Except an Ikuni show with crazy twists.

The only thing you can look forwards to now is the visual.

people like to ruin fun

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Spoilerphobes are the worst. It's about the journey, not the destination. Who cares, it's not like people are posting unmarked spoilers in the thread.

>It's about the journey, not the destination
Imao keep telling yourself that.
Spoilertards literally have zero self-control.
They hate to admit that they ruin the show for themselves so they have to come up with whatever excuse to justify their lack of self discipline.

If knowing a few spoilers ruins a show then it probably wasn't a very good show to begin with.

I agree it takes away the surprise, but for me, these spoilers actually make me more hyped to see them animated. Plus, these spoilers are missing context. For example, no spoiler ever mentioned Toi and Kazuki, cosplaying as Sara, going on a date to an amusement park, so there's still a lot that hasn't been revealed yet.

Though I do have to wonder why you occupy yourself with the activities of people who, ultimately, have no impact on your own enjoyment of the series.

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Chapter 5 spoilers just came out right this instant: privatter.net/p/4474476

>muh lack of self discipline
Lmao you got me there, user! I'll dump more spoilers in here just for you.

Predict this show's popularity after the infamous third episode?

Finally some incest

It's fun.

>Implying I am going to stay here and wait until someone decided it is a good idea to post unmarked spoiler
See you in 6 weeks bitch

>Sara currently try to find Keppi
>for some reason ignoring Mabu & Reo, her dads executing the fuck of some people and turned them into zombie

Sara why?

They released the novel before the episodes for a reason. It can give people more anticipatory hype.
It's like reading the manga before watching the anime, and being excited how it will be adapted.

Nope they do this so people craving for spoilers will buy their book.

>they are still spoiling
Mods?

Pretty funny considering Ikuni tweeted about the novel release yesterday and encourage people to read it.

He doesn't give a fuck.

Someone ban this faggot already

Cute keppi

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>Toi is straight but fell for the trap
Meh. I wanted cute shota anime, not trapshit.

I just wanted cute gay shotas.

Somehow my brain messed up and thought aniki's name was Chiaki this whole time.
But now I'm realizing the brothers' names are Tooi and Chikai. That's fucking CUTE!!!

Kazuki must feel like shit

Toi was a good emo shota but Kazuki will be the depressed boy of the season.

Sara is a bitch

This is Enta's father right? . The boy's will turned out way more connect than they know.

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Right? I love it when anime get cute]/spoiler] like that with sibling names.

If a kiss between the main makes is what made you drop BF were you even ready to watch BF mentally?

I'm surprised at her response.

>being mean to a little boy in a wheelchair at a public event

>If a kiss between the main makes is what made you drop BF were you even ready to watch BF mentally?
Not hi, but you'd be surprise the shit people put up as long it's not positive explicit homo.

He's a yazuka boss

Aren't Enta's parents kill?

No, they work abroad. Enta used to live with them until he decided to stay in Japan 4 years ago

Treat the crippleds like you treat everyone else when you’re the image of perfection, like garbage.

At least wait for the actual episode, reading a summary only gives you a general idea, you don't know what it looks like in the context.

So about the spoilers for the cops. Basically there's just some "fanservice", not a kiss/kisses?

There's no kiss, unless I somehow skipped pages without noticing.

There were spoilers from 2ch but if you mean from this gaijin translator she hasn't reach their chapter.

Forgot to mention. I'm in the middle of chapter 4. Maybe it happens later, but there isn't a kiss in the fujo hyped episode.

twitter.com/sarazanmai/status/1118084214258376704

enta: i'm here!
enta: failed at lunchmats...
toi: i'm gonna kick your ass
enta: trading-- will trade x3 toi, want x2 kazuki, x1 enta
toi: hey
kazuki: i'm gonna go!
kazuki: if i get yours, enta, i'll give it to you at school
enta: oh...

Poor enta.

Also, just because something isn't in the novel, doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

Chapter 6 privatter.net/p/4474804

What if current Mabu is a clone+ cyborg + magic "living dead".

Reo ;_;

There was a war between the Kappa Kingdom and the Otter Empire. They waged war over the "desire energy" and ultimately the Otters won and pilfered it all from the Kappa Kingdom. Keppi appears to be the last(?) remaining member of the Kappa faction. He also notes that he's the only one who can create the plates of hope and that this is sensitive information that the Otters shouldn't get their hands on.

He will win the kappa princess.

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Epilogue privatter.net/p/4474889

>2ch spoilers were real

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Isn't Keppi a kappa prince that was turned into a frog?

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>Kazuki sees this as a net positive (Haruka's accident would be undone, and none of the hurt he feels he's caused other people would be a thing anymore)
Well I love it when an usually cheerful character decides he's better off death for the sake of the whole world.

> Reo and Mabu, clad in black military uniforms
H-hot I hope they animate this scene and show their uniforms clearly.

I'M NOT A FROG

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Translator's personal comments with spoilers privatter.net/p/4474938

Eh she's taking the spin-off manga into account too? Twitter -> Anime is logical.

Let me kiss your dish!

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what the fuck?

The boys should be college students.

The boys should be DILFs.

The boys should be oyajis.

The boys should be girls.

The boys should be ojisans.