What do you want to be if you got isekai's, Yea Forums?

What do you want to be if you got isekai's, Yea Forums?

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Someone who is healthier and fit than what I am now.

Either a succubus or an elf is fine.

A Xianxia MC.

No thanks, I'm living a happy live right now being a NEET and browsing Yea Forums all day.
I don't want to die

The lack of internet is my main problem with being isekai'd

6' tall male spec-op elf with a mullet.

I want to be Akagi

Can't I just stay dead? I'd be just as much a failure in a new world.

A cute girl that does cute stuff with other cute girls and has other cute girls do cute stuff to me.

>What do you want to be if you got isekai's, Yea Forums?
A transmuter who can shapeshift, polymorph others and permanently modify objects of all sorts, e.g. make ugly but nice waifus cute, turn soil fertile or transmogrify lead into gold etc.

Cute space elf in a sci-fi fantasy universe. Get to fly around in my spaceship, be immortal, and most importantly, be a cute girl. What's not to love?

A blacksmith wholl cause shit by throwing random OP items to randos just for keks.

I want to be summoned as a living suit of armour for a cute loli warlock

Lolis can't equip armour as heavy as you.

conan the elf destroyer

Cute incubus shota so I can swing both ways.

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thats a fully female alp you faggot

Well fuck you, then cute shota werewolf.
Shota for dicking and werewolf for plowing.

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When I was a kid I actually was hit by a car and I was reincarnated as a patient in a hospital.
Make an anime about that.

Happy and with at least one friend.

>all isekai series play off the same cliches and tropes
>a game like this doesn't actually exist
This makes me so fucking mad. How is dragon quest the only thing even close to an "isekai" game? Why are all mmo's hellbent on dodging an honest classic jrpg world?

Consider minecraft and starbound.

All these isekai has the MC placed into a fantasy world by some god. Is there any where the MC BECOMES the god of a fantasy world? Like literally the power of creation and destruction and changing the world to their whim?

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Not sure if joking or retarded.

Mage. Magic is soooo cool.

Same as now, only without depression.

>Xianxia MC
based and chinkpilled

Can I be an ancient church isekai'ed into a fantasy world?

Thread got isekai'd at 489 posts.
good job, janny. You saved the board.

Slave owner.

I am glad that the other thread fucking died.

Immortal

It was pretty fucking awful, yeah, but what even was the point.

Anything goes as long as I can be OP (eventually).

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A literal murderhobo.

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You want to be Stonehenge and get isekai'd?

So, Tarl Cabot?

Nice fucking censorship

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That's the popular thing now for pushing sales of the tanks.

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Those are some of the ugliest nipples and tits I've ever seen.

I really want to marry an otome villainess, Yea Forums.

Could work.

A dragon so I can have mad magic skills and do other stuff.

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The only acceptable one is from the left-most girl.

>accidently bumps your shoulder
>proceeds to eradicate his entire bloodline
What the fuck is wrong with chink MCs?

Just go fucking read doujins or hentais fucking retard

Nice thumbnail

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I want to be an otome villainess that gets forced to marry the ugliest, fattest, smelliest noble around

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No thanks, I will decide what I'm going to read and I will complain about gigantic black boxes filling 30% of the page, you fucking retard.

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Camilla is your favorite novel I take?

Stop posting, Camilla.

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Choosing your own isekai world is actually a genius idea
>MC is a snob born into a good family
>By the standards of his own world his life was easy albeit not always full of leisure
>Became successful more due to leg up society and his family provided even though he had to put in work
>Gets snobby and chooses a high rish high reward world due to his hubris and belief in himself
>Without the socioeconomic advantages he falls flat on his face and becomes part of the poor masses

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The Gray Fox

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that guy that does nothing but make healing medicine and fuck high class prostitutes

Which otome villainess would you break your engagement with in order to marry some manipulative flat bitch?

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He isn't nearly ugly nor smelly enough, but he certainly has quite the bulk on him.

The way he's described in the WN's first chapters is pretty disgusting, I don't think the LN art really does a good job at portraying it.

>>/h/

It's a normal fucking isekai you imbecile, or are you 12 years old and get scolded by your mother when she sees big black boxes on your screen?

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A pair of stockings

Evil Overlord. But a good one, not like that cuck Momonga

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Well, who am I to stop you from being a degenerate. Sucks that the market is tailoring its products for incels though.

Dead.
I don't got time for this bullshit.

Oh sorry, I should've noticed earlier that you are some spastic from Yea Forums or Yea Forums. Let's just pretend I never replied to your shitpost in the first place and move along.

idk, mormonism?

>about a month
>could've been a year
The concept of time seems lost to this one

Best choice, live in a dungeon picking scraps off monsters then the first adventurer you come across in ages stab them for their gear and exp.

protagonist from hakai me no yuuri becomes god and reincarnates the protagonist of eiyuu no musume

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I want to be the ruler of a city that grants abilities to its residents, deriving my entertainment from helping them earn happiness, whether it be traveling to other worlds in turn, finding challenges to conquer, or even indulging in their wildest fantasies.

Tell me, anons: would you want to be given the isekai experience if someone like me were able to give it to you, on the condition that I can tag along?

Ya know an idea occurred to me just now

An isekai in wich an average incel is transported to a fantasy world with everything on his person but his most crucial possession being his cellphone which he uses to browse anime forums all day and is still linked to the real world and with undying battery due to magic, he uses it for advice from anons n how to survive this fantasy world and after a few pics of proof the neets oblige putting together their collections of vast knowledge of nonsense to aid him for keks

In the real world he slowly becomes a viral sensation with pics and videos he uploads to the internet and being provided knowledge of the sciences and engineering as perceived as a powerful wizard

In the fantasy world the antagonists realize that the source of his power is his strange tome that he carries with him and seek to rob him of it

I can't decide however should the phone become fantasy creature with schizophrenia from being a conduit of anonymous shitposting or just a seemingly ordinary object that's hinted to have some kind of sentience when it mesmerizes enemies about to kill the protag with ringtones and porn ad pop ups, perhaps add a feature where followers of the manga/LN can all send in their suggestions of what the protag should do to solve a problem and whichever one is the most popular becomes the featured solution like in bandersnatch

One idea I just thought of is that in the final confrontation (guess I'm getting way ahead of myself here) the phone is proven to be indeed magical and brings forth the legion of neets to save the hero, entirely reluctant and instantly incoherent in their goals they imidiatly unite to comically white knight for the waifu of the series

Freedom given or withheld at another's whim is no true freedom at all.

An op big tit beautiful warrior woman. Preferably very simple in my needs of just wanting to kill and battle. This bitch is perfect.

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Soon

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>otome isekai with Guts as love interest
Not bad.

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So basically smartphone isekai, but instead the MC is an average Yea Forums shitposter.

Kinda lame that the author made basically a copy paste version of her for his new work.

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Who's that?

I was also thinking that Joseph Smith seems to have been isekai'd to a different world and then later returned.

Meh, if it ain't broke etc etc. I forgot, a cool military style uniform is also very important, would live to wear that shit, especially as a woman. Fuck she's already got a good uniform

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So, pic related?

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As long as the pics he takes don't have him (either because he avoids it or some magic bullshit from the phone).
As for the antagonists, make it so only the "most cunning" ones realize that. Not all of them have to be like that.
You could make the ending something like the Roland vs. Zero battle, with the phone bringing the collective anonymous consciousness to a final climax, kinda like Sevens ending.

Funnily enough, I would reason that any given person's freedom was at their parents' expense, thus no human today has experienced said "true freedom". Are you willing to refute this?

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Form what I remember, that would be urban maou.

And so it starts again

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As much as I liked it, it's not isekai, just space opera. A very good one.

Based and blackpilled

Not him but I would counter that since everyone has experienced it, and since the decision to raise a child carries the implicit willingness to shoulder that burden on the parents' part, it has no bearing on the equation.

Why is reincarnation of the strongest sword god so trash and why do i like it so much?

I want a cheat ability that allows me to make mad dosh so I can buy a variety of slaves and a mansion where we all cuddle all day long.

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I WANT GWEN
NOW

That's good although artstyle is shit. I love the double breasted with skirt style dress, if not that then a trench coat at least. And high heel boots reaching near your knees

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Hahaha and why can't they be of him? Pics or it didn't happen and all

Of course there are those (normies and shills) that deny that anything our hero uploads is actually real and only the diehard neets truly beleive

the best version of myself

Which of these is the most OH HO HO HO?

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You realize that that is pretty much asking to suffer?

Yes but are you telling me that my idea is already a thing?

Where may I read it then

Another thing is that occasionally the phone will have bad reception so he can't always rely on it hahaha

New Bertia WN chapter

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There's like 3 shitposting isekai novels 2 nip and one RR.

>Zeno knocked Kuro up

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After looking him up, I still can't say if I have the same nature as him. I doubt the answer would change even if I played his series firsthand (which I fully intend to at some point).

Good counter. Going back to that user, I'd still be giving the option, but it's on him to define the terms.

Sounds like a true smartphone-centered isekai adventure. Are you willing to write it, or at least let others write it with you?

>brings forth the legion of neets
Have the neets all get summoned as catgirls or mahou shojo or the like.

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Ohoho Cornet Girl(Reika)

>loli during the day
>adult during the night

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>Pregnant loli during the day

Based Kuro

>Pregnant fox*

Have the enemy be mahou shoujo with catgirl familiars, and summon the neets as neets.

I wouldn't want to be isekai'd. Just let me rest.

>incel
fuck off Yea Forums scum

Did someone forget ultima?

> Most in the list aren't even actual villainess
What's the point

I don't think most people even actually remember Ultima, except for the ones who saw it in the Spoony videos.

>isek/a/i having any knowledge of mmo games

>Reika

But she's dead

> Be MC
> Falls asleep while commuting on the train.
> Finally wakes up.
> "Hey, you.You're finally awake."

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these niggas haven't played wizardry either, nor did they watch the old stuff

>this technique will strengthen your spirit
>but you will experience extreme pain for 10 hours
>this medical bath will heal your meridians
>but you will experience extreme pain for 12 hours
>this rank 5 heaven qi pill will help you break through the foundation stage bottleneck
>but you will experience agonizing pain for 24 hours

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From a "common sense" pov, it's logical, since no pain = no gain. /fit/ is right on some things.

that's fine and all, but it's always treated like the MC is special for being able to endure pain; when literally any musclehead is the same way

Sadly, it is special. Look at all the fatties in the US and elsewhere that won't put up with even a little pain to lose weight.

Not isekai, but this guy is my mmo spirit animal.

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A black bvll!

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Your katana may be glorious folded Nippon steel, but that's still no match for my custom crafted Single Action Army, chambered in the mighty Forty Five Long Colt

Anything you say? How about becoming an actually good isekai series.
I know, it's impossible, but one can dream right?

I would like to be a Dullahan and it seems like somebody thought the same

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he's just as great in the anime as he is in the manga
I love how shit-talking and psychological attacks are a legitimate strategy

My secret fetish...

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>user becomes the fabric of a reality in which a good isekai story plays out
>his mission is to "weave" himself inward so he can finally enjoy it firsthand as a character/person instead of as literally part of the setting

fuck off with the pol shit

Legit my favorite character by far.

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I started reading Mary's series but the translation is shit.

kek, I love when characters are drawn like weenies

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Are there any isekai MCs whose cheat power is having a modern gun?

tons of em

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how about spin-the-wheel mc, that gets a random power based on rng every time?

And gets to keep them all?
Pic unrelated.

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>T'werent nothin ma'am, I just did it for the good old fashioned joy of killing.

An ogre. I'd fuck a lot of elves and they'd probably die.

You know, it'd be meta enough that it might just save anime. At least the isekai cesspool part, at any rate.

no, like a roulette sort of like kite from hxh

>new zealand the anime

New Villainess Nun

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I wanna get stuck in a freezer for 1000 years and wake up in the future

>wow, neanderthals had really small dicks lol

A magical girl, I think. That's about as far opposite of normal me as possible.

minotaur.club/

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>New Liz
>It's a side story about the 2nd prince
>comments upset that he's treating the isekai world like a game

But isn't like all other isekai based on a game?

>pic
What the fuck.

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>2 (spirit) servants serving the married (royal) couple gets married as well

Nice

>Son still wants to fuck his mom Bertia

WN chapter commenters are all awful

I'm not sure how to respond to this

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Myself in my 16yo body

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This is probably an acceptable response.

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retard. be being offended on reddit not here

>minotaur.club/
When are you niggas going to set Meme Team as the background of the site?

What kind of magical girl?
Witch? If so, there's a few subcategories.
Don't say miniskirt sailor fuku bullshit.

>meme team
Fuck that
Real Meat is where it's at

That one character whose shit talking is so good, they banned voice chat from tournaments.

Remember when a dude used to reply to Meme Team and Real Meat with a Tanaka ln illustration?

We all know what Yea Forums wants

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F to all those we've lost over the months.

Can you add the new list to it?

>rare Deepwater Jew

Every time.

Which ones are left? I think tnefag is also ded.

Find the local villainess. Then bully her until she becomes a decent person.

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I was thinking about reading Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint, but before I give it a try, is the novel as gay as it looks?

delet

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It's as gay as TNE.

Gayer than TNE but:
-MC isn't gay
-The writing top-tier after the initial edge
-All girls are top-tier

happy tbqh

Good question. Probably a generic "dark" magical girl type that emphasizes raw firepower over everything else. I've always had a soft spot for them for some reason, which is probably shit taste but whatever.

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The benefits of a healthy lifestyle can't really compare to isekai genre superpowers

Would you say he is COURTING DEATH

Man, the latest spoilers are sad. Confirmed that she doesn't see point in living if Akatrina is beyond restoration. How do we save her, hyukpals?

I see. I was a bit worried since when I searched the novel's name on Google the results were just gayshit.

>raw firepower
Nanoha beat you to the punch. Or rather beam spam.

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>new list
Which? I got lost over the last day or so with 3-4 simultaneous threads.

Just leave it to Hajin.

I want to find a hot Genie and have her grant my every wish.

I fail to see the problem with this. Nanoha is a perfectly good girl.

This one
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I'm sill figuring out the other one.

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have hajin bullshit her world back with setting intervention

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a tax collector

A local monster/demon killer
Gunner or Mage

What if Hajin doesn't actually come from Earth? What if the author just wrote him to think he does?

Not to mention all the emotional trauma the typical Xianxia/ Wuxia MC goes through, and they only don’t break down because they’re fucking sociopaths.

Plausible. Why would co-author isekai him in the first place? Unless the co-author is a massive Sahyukfag(Chundong) and he wants Hajin to deal with all devils once and for all in all worlds and help her along the way.

>Why would co-author isekai him in the first place?
He only thinks he's the author because the real author wrote him that way.

It would make more sense if most people don't think it's real and are constantly posting about how clearly fake it is.

Or people could just not help him, either because nobody's online at that moment or because they're all too busy making fun of him for even asking the question.

Is there even any isekai where the MC is a druid type character?

can someone explain to me why these translators keep double spacing every single fucking sentence when the original LN/WN's are in paragraphs.

A futa dragon.

Japanese series typically linebreak very often as well, they just don't double space it. Japanese paragraphs operate very differently to western ones.
Essentially, if translators didn't double space, every paragraph would end up looking like this.
Personally, I think this looks even uglier when posted on a website, but it's up to personal taste.
Of course, you could argue that translators should work to fit Japanese writing styles inside of western style paragraphs, but that's a lot more effort than it sounds like.

What would you do if you were isekai'd in the body of this?

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Go on Adventures, and "Adventures."

>Japanese paragraphs operate very differently to western ones.
I know there are typically more lines that don't form paragraphs, but there are still many other that do have multiple sentences. Even when there exist translators still separate each sentence with double spacing instead of keeping the paragraph form.

I notice this a lot when translators are both non- native japanese speakers and non-native english speakers.

But doing work might get rid of your chub. Also is the thread on autosage?

>Even when there
*they

Oh, I agree that when sentences are together in the Japanese they should be kept together in English, but I assumed you were more annoyed about how dialogue and inner monologues are typically spaced out.

Seems like it. Must be that one mod that fucks with these threads every now and again. Someone might need to rat him out on IRC for acting up again.

>autosage
Welp.
Let this non-sage post be evidence that this thread is currently on page 10.

thread's about to get isekai'ed

I know this is sudden, but I want to tell you something.
Read The Wandering Inn.

I will not.

ISEKAI