Have maids in real life

>have maids in real life
>they are ugly as fuck
>see anime maids
>they are cute as fuck
Why must I suffer?

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I think you can make a broader comment than just maids.

Nah because literally all maids are fucking ugly. No cute girl would ever be a maid.

>We live in a world that stippers make more than maids.

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I don't know, I've been enjoying my VR maids
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> go to school
>all the girls are vomit worthy and I wouldn't want to have my cock sucked by them in my worst nightmare
>go on public transit
>no cute girl at the train to wink at
>goes to hospital
>no cute sexy nurses
> know double d girls
>all fat and ugly faces, and really annoying
>goes to gym
> grandmas and girls that look like garbage

That's probably what I gt for living in buttfuck nowhere though.

Can you at least fuck them if you wanted to?

what buttfuck nowhere place are you using the train to get to places?

new england.
Every once in a blue moon you have to ride back to civilization aka boston.

That's just the 3rd dimension. Remove it and all the ugly goes away.

I used to have a maid and she was a cute baba loli and always asked me to get stuff on the shelves because she was too small.

"Fantasy VS Reality" user. Real maids are usually spinsters or poor people looking for an extra buck. Maid cafes IRL are filled with your slightly above average girl looking for extra money who only work there for a month or two then leave. Other maids are pornstars who are, well broken and looking for money. Just follow the advice of the anime fans of old, 2D > 3DPD.

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as much as I like to joke around about it how 2d is better. 2d is based on 3d, but tweaked to remove uglies and gross bitches. Honestly if you look hard enough you would find some 3d mammasitas beyond your wildest dreams.

>2d is based on 3d, but tweaked
That's what I said. 2D removes the ugliness of 3D. It's distilled beauty.

Forget those ugly 3D fake maids. 2D is all you need.

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It's almost like anime maids were made to turn you on and real maids exist because they need to get a paycheque

Basically this. Maids in anime are meant to be married.

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So what you're saying is 2D>3D? This is known

> real life women
> ugly, disgusting and conniving
> anime girls
> literal perfection
what a liberating realization

Hire cute maids

>go to school in real life
>most of the girls are ugly as fuck
>most of the girls aren't hungry for my cock

why must I suffer?

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Why must I suffer?

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>Only now realising 2D > 3D
How is it possible to be this new?

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The great thing everywhere else is the same. Don't feel bad your school isn't like anime, nobody's is

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