You can only press one

This is the Chad choice

Do I go comfy harem or metal wargod? Tibetan Ouija spirit guide me guide me; evens is harem/odds mecha.

Exactly my thinking
>Sister is blood related
That makes it even better.

But this answer makes my benis turn into the big benis

Well got my answer.

Pokemon. I'm going to finally fulfill my lifelong fantasy of surgically implanting everstones into all the pokemon I can get my hands on. I'm going to be a Team boss and fucking love it.

it has been and will always be the first option. You can do any of hte other options with the amount of powers/customizations you have

>wan piss, no thanks
>harem, that sounds intriguing and a br sister is a bonus
>mecha, me from 10 years old ago would of picked this but...
>CGDCT sign me the fuck up

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The harems sounds more like an extra to living with no expenses.

>cute loli with eternal youth
Literally no downsides.

Mecha.
Become a war hero.
Come home everyday to fuck my popstar waifu

>would of
Everytime I see this shit it hurts me deeply.

>you can't choose what they looklike
i hope that doesn't mean i end up with atrocious hags

Pokémon please

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You yourself can't die in a fight, but there's no such guarantee for your pop star waifu, or anyone else in your life.

Ash one is too OP. Master ball is absurdly broken, especially if you can have one of the strongest/richest trainers in the world as your guide. Just get Giovanni to show you Mewtwo and you are unstoppable. Should replace masterball with some cash and scale down gym leader pokemon levels / influence

>magically live on your own with no expenses to pay
The harem is easily the best option. I don't even need the harem.

I really want to live an easy Harem life...
But I'm going One Piece. A real man can't resist the call of adventure.

youtu.be/ZwXKz2CeHwY

Any male user who chooses to be a teen girl should be tricked and sent to Goblin Slayer world to be raped.

Harem is tempting, but probably mecha. Get to enjoy the thrill of battle, serve my nation, and have a popstar wife to fuck when I get home.

Harem is the bluepill bait. Mecha it is.

1>5>4>3>2

>Harem is the bluepill bait
Harem is the only one that lets you have your own life instead of planning it all out for you.

Pokemon. My EV trained Pokemons will never lose to anything, including legendary Pokemons.

Who wants a crummy harem? I should be fetching Pokemon creatures!

Are you retarded?
They're setups. You don't have to follow them. Just don't go to the gramd line and open a shop in the east blue, quit the federation or become a pokemon breeder. No where does it say you have to follow the source materials story.

1 is the best option, you get companionship plus adventure

as for my unique power, i'll take the mythical "solar solar" fruit, giving me powers of the sun

I used to vehemently hate CGDCT, but over time I was just assimilated. You will too, in due time.

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Mecha, especially since it's already established I can't die in battle.

Harem if one of the girls is a loli. If not, mecha.

Mecha

You can die of cancer tough.

From left to right choices 1 through 5
3>1>4>2>5

3) Cool mecha, A hotty, and a true bro is everything a man could ever as for

1)A pirate advanture sounds cool as hell. the abulity to chose the power and the companions is a real plus cause I don't want gumfruit powers and I have exactly the people in mind I'd love for a cruise. sounds like a crazy good time

4) options 5 and 2 are downright aweful and I would take almost everything over it. I would also be a lot more okay with being a cute girl if it was in a kyoani show with a bunch of friends I will hold for life and have good times with.

2)This sounds horrible. blood related sister and tsundere are aweful enough , the fact that I can't choose what they look like is the worst thing imaginable. I'd rather be starving on the street.

5) Being ash ketchum is the worst thing you could be. when I was yong and watched pokemon on TV I thought ash was a loser and wanted to steal his girls and beat him up. not even a joke. fuck that.

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>most otaku these days would rather be a KyoAni pansy than a mecha chad

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Cancer is a battle therefore you can't die from it

Or contract radiation poisioning from the experimental engine of your super-powered prototype mech.

>He didn’t master those types of battles in X and Y
You’re not a very good Pokémon master.

TLDR I'll pick 3 cause fuck yeah mecha, a cutie and a bro. all I'll ever need.

All these manlets picking pokemon

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>X and Y

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harem ftw

>implying there's even a question

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Mecha. I rig my gear to kill me if I lose a battle, so losing is no longer an option. Then I take on the universe. Conquer all.

With civilization under my thumb, I've pretty much pillaged the entire world. So the first option is clear. Taking the daughters of influencial politians as hostages, I secure my harem. Second option clear.

With the scientific resources of my mecha-civilization, I order my scientists to genetically modify rodents, bugs, and other animals, training them to fight for me. Fifth clear.

I don't need #4.

Are you Dr. Robotnic?

>pirate
Never been interested in pirates

>harem
Fuck tsundeers

>mecha
Not interested really

>Kyoani
Could be good

>Pokémon
Better. Travelling with Erika and Jasmine and a Pidgey that can use Gust on their skirts.

Harem I guess.

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>>Fuck tsundeers
That's the idea, yes.

Yeah, back to /m/. I pick the mecha protag option like a real /m/an.

Looks like we've found our tsundere.

I don't need no harem if I can have a Sabrina companion in my PKMN adventures.

One Ditto starter on the side.

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/m/e a/m/igos
Mecha for life

None of these are all that appealing.

Always the kyoani one.

>doesn't want to ride an insane mech and have the hottest girl around that would love you forever and a bro for life
>doesn't want to go on an advanture out to sea with whoever the hell you would like with whatever stupid power you want
>doesn't want to have a nice wholesome life with of cgdct

You aren't a big fan of living are you?

Anyone who doesn't pick 4 is a faggot.

How life free of expenses not appealing?

ranked from worst to best
>being ass catchup means you lose every fight so its automatically the worst if you keep the master ball but get to be red instead it would be a decent choice
>being a cute girl doing cute things would be boring as hell people only like that stuff because they want to do the girls in the shows
>the harem is a cool route but my sister is a fat feminist anti white male so its middle tier at best
>mecha series would be cool but the problem is you cant die in a fight it says nothing about how injured you can become. So lets say you get in a coma you could be stuck like that forever.
>you had me at choose your own super power annon you can choose any of the admirals powers and you are golden you should change that to any paramecia or zoan no logia allowed

2 or 3
>don't want to be a girl
>don't give a shit about pokemanz
>pirate shit sounds hell uncomfy and eventually i'd be sick of having to live that pirate life

>have the hottest girl around that would love you forever and a bro for life
see You all make the assumption your mecha series won't be a terrible tragedy. Could end up like Saikano, except you're the last person standing.

>mecha
as long as is not like thunderbolt then ok.
the other ones are shit

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>no psychic qt gf

Who in their right mind would pick harem?
>You can't choose what they look like (they're fucking ugly)
>NEET
>Tsundere (trash)
>Kuudere (trash)
>Sister (potentially trash)
>Friend (potentially trash)

Mecha:
>Genius
>Chad who wins all his fights
>Fucks an international popstar (guaranteed to be a 10/10
>Even if she sucks you can literally pick any girl in the world since you are Chad: Incarnate

fix the situation so there is an endless battle. You cant die of cancer if your in an endless battle you cant lose

>people not choosing mecha

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I'd rather die than become a harem protagonist.

You already have yourself that is promised to survive, now you have to do whatever's in your =power to save the people around you. The point of mecha isn't robotics. it's the tools to change your fate that are put in your hands.

Harem. Any other choice is for faggots

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I had an early inheritance of 90 mil and I fuck prostitutes 5 times a week so my life is basically harem

>all of them will be ugly
doubt that would happen
>not wanting to elite-o neat-o
you on the wrong website, user
>caring about personalities when the goal of any harem is to have all of them get your dick wet
harem choice is one of the safest options because you're living in a world that's familiar, but with the perks of having everything paid for and a gang of ladies ready to deepthroat.

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THIS

The battle with cancer is a fight I won't lose.

>Become reborn as Ash Ketchem
>catch all the strong pokemon due to hours and hours of playtime/knowledge
>impregnate all the lolis
>marry latias and impregnate her, and make her "cosplay" into all the lolis of the world

>rule 1# of harem: the characters would never get laid
>rule 2# of harem: the characters would never marry are end up in a relationship, when it does the main character gets neuter and the harem ends
the rules may be subverted but when it does it means that you are on a counter-harem
the rules

>The point of mecha isn't robotics.
I didn't say it was; just said that you shouldn't expect an easy or comfortable, or even a happy life. I'd take Pokemon, because the sense of adventure isn't constantly stifled by the war you're in. You're much more likely to lose friends on the battlefield in mecha, and you can't be everywhere at once. You can't save everyone: pretty much every mecha protagonist has tried and failed. It would make a great story, sure, but not one I'd want to live.

>worst choice
>uses some ugly ass girl gif to back up claim
F
Poor user. must hurt being this trash.

Who wants an easy or comfortable life? you have one life you might as well live dangerously.
Also pokemon is kind of lane. It's pretty much just catching animals and making them fight. it's shown in an interesting way in the anime, but it's just playing with pets and then making them fight one another.

Comfy harem life of course

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>Who wants an easy or comfortable life?
Most people. It's why we're all sitting at home arguing about anime on our computers instead of being soldiers of fortune or some shit. Though I guess a few people here could be doing both. If you could choose something new, why choose the painful path when you can choose a fun path with much less potential consequences or strife, and basically the same gain in the end?
>Also pokemon is kind of lane. It's pretty much just catching animals and making them fight.
The interesting part isn't making Pokemon fight. The fun comes from traveling the world with your best friends. Exciting adventures, meeting new people, seeing the world, etc.

I don't think you guys realize how shitty the harem one is. I wouldn't even trade my current life for it.

>Have to spend your waking days with nothing but underage shits (sister+friend) and psychopathic whores (kuudere+tsundere) and there's no guarantee they'll even be good looking. And even if they are it's not worth the tradeoff since you'll go insane within 1 month of living with them

Just because you can't die in the mecha world doesn't mean that no one else can either. 99% chance the mecha world you're in is in a constant war and that your best bro and love interest, along with most others you care about, will die tragically.

Only an actual faggot would pick anything other than #3.
Being a mech pilot would be the raddest shit.

Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all.

I guess that's where were different. Enrolling in the military next month wish me luck. I don't really see 4 chan as a safe escapism. more as I see it the only place where I can talk about something I really like with a lot of people that somewhat get it. It's a lot nicer than screaming into the void on social media.

As for pokemon. I see most pokemon as a lot less interesting than real life animals, and I don't see much interest in real life animals besides being there to begin with. I don't really like pets, I prefer to see the animals just in the wild. I can see your point about traveling the world and meeting people , but being ash ketchum sounds awful, which is annoying cause it's one of the requirements.

Pt.2

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Pokemon and id create a harem of pokegirls

Or use the pokemon as accessories to raping the pokegirls

Maybe if the pokemon one wasn't ash ketchum but just any pokemon MC, it'd be worth it, but as is? No.

second option. wouldn't touch the gainax one with a ten foot pole.

Overhyped cockfights

GAINAX BABY!

We're definitely different in what we want out of life, but knowing that, I can see why you made the choice you did. Good luck out there, user.
>I don't really like pets, I prefer to see the animals just in the wild.
I feel the same as you on this. I'd probably end up eschewing his original goal of being a Pokemon master, and I'd just go be a Pokemon photographer or something, like Todd.

>One piece is shit
>Harem route surrounds you by the worst caricatures of humanity even created
>Mecha dooms you to being a shitty plot device for the rest of your life
>Hang out and have fun for forever
>Lol pokemans

I can't see anything other than KyoAni being interesting for more than a few hours.

>The sister must be blood related.
GOOD

Is it really overhyped if the cockfight involves literal magic powers?

can I fuck the harem?

What the fuck is a Daimoau?

Just start at Ash and choose a good Waifu and travel the world is probably the best. You don't have to be celibate like Ash. Only comparable choice is Kyoani.

/m/iddle button all the way, except I’ll fly fighter aircraft because jets >>>> mechs

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that's a typo

Sure, but in the interest of keeping it a harem you probably can't just pick a favourite.

Plus given the rules, you have no idea what theyll look like.

Demon lord.

>you can never die in a fight

I mean. I guess I'm making the world my enemy for eternity.

I pick Pokemon to live in an utopian socialist society in which everything other than bikes is free.

It’s a toss up between harem and pokémon, I’m leaning pokemon because they have a lot of cute girls and pokemon

But if you aren't the 100,000,000th customer or some shit you'll never get one.

They're anime girls in a harem series. How bad could they be?

>CGDCT
>you will look like that the rest of your life
>truck-sama p-please have mercy