JoJo

>"His son's name was Diavolo"
>"My name is Doppio"

That makes it pretty clear that Doppio wasn't the one in the flashback

Someone hit me up with Araki's secret porn stash

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The names of the chapters aren't really evidence of anything anyway, His Name is Diavolo in Japanese is really more like That Guy's Name is Diavolo which makes it sound like it's coming from the heroes' perspective

why do fujos hate her so much?

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Because everyone from passione canonically wanted to fuck her

My headcanon is Anasui has the same shit as Diavolo/Doppio. He constantly switches between girl and boy, but when Jolyne arrives he turns into a man for the rest of the part because of his oneitis.

What do you mean "what if"?

Trishfags and waifufags in general are cringe

Why is Metallica so cute? I want a plush of it.

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I know some of you might find this weird or maybe even gross, but I've been holding onto this for a while and I really felt like I had to take it off of my chest.
I've watched and/or read every single part except Vento Aureo. It's not because I don't like it, it's just that I literally cannot spend more than several minutes thinking about Mista without popping a boner and trust me, they never go away on their own. Every time I got one I had to go jerk off and this would happen several times during a single episode or chapter. I don't know what's so special about Mista that turns me on, but I've never felt anything like this before. Whenever I look at them fight I can't stop imagining how his sweat would smell, how his body hair would cling to his skin because of it, what it'd feel like for him against me. It got so bad I didn't even go to work because I kept finding more and more fanfiction and fanart of him to jerk off to. I started living as a NEET and I even stopped talking to what little friends I had left from high school. I didn't shower or take care of myself because the thought of becoming stinky like Mista had completely taken over my mind.
One day I had jerked off so many times that I lost consciousness and woke up two days later to the cops breaking the lock on the door to check if I was dead or not. That's when I realized just how serious things had become. I went to a therapist and ever since then I've kept myself as far away from Mista as I can.

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Only that one Fujonara shipper in the last thread didn’t like her.

I don't hate Trish, but trishfags are annoying

based

>44

damn

I love part 5, I've read it after watching the latest episode, I'm reading Part 6 and I'm a couple chapters in. I like the Idea of a prison setting but I've heard this part is not this popular.
I've also Steel Ball Run which is the best IMO and I hope they animate all the parts. Man if I won the lottery I'd donate it all to the animators and araki himself. Unfortunately lottery is made up and not real :(

I know some of you might find this weird or maybe even gross, but I've been holding onto this for a while and I really felt like I had to take it off of my chest.
I've watched and/or read every single part except Battle Tendency. It's not because I don't like it, it's just that I literally cannot spend more than several minutes thinking about Caesar or Joseph without popping a boner and trust me, they never go away on their own. Every time I got one I had to go jerk off and this would happen several times during a single episode or chapter. I don't know what's so special about Joseph and Caesar that turns me on, but I've never felt anything like this before. Whenever I look at them fight I can't stop imagining how their sweat would smell, how their body hair would cling to their skin because of it, what it'd feel like for them rubbing against each other. It got so bad I didn't even go to work because I kept finding more and more fanfiction and fanart of them to jerk off to. I started living as a NEET and I even stopped talking to what little friends I had left from high school. I didn't shower or take care of myself because the thought of becoming stinky like Joseph and Caesar had completely taken over my mind.
One day I had jerked off so many times that I lost consciousness and woke up two days later to the cops breaking the lock on the door to check if I was dead or not. That's when I realized just how serious things had become. I went to a therapist and ever since then I've kept myself as far away from Caejose as I can.

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everyone from passione except like diavolo is canonically gay
>tfw kakyoin will never fuck holly

>44

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Based and stinkpilled.

Truly his father's son...

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Body hair should be illegal

Based and Mistapilled

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But Husbandofags are OK amirite?

I really hope this is pasta

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>44
That's how you know he isn't lying.

Because she's a cardboard character

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This must be pasta. If not, damn son.

I just wanted Jolyne and Wes to get married and live a happy life together.

You're a cardboard character

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Marrying people more than five years older or younger than you should be illegal

Tell me one thing that isn't about trish's body that you like.

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Yes. Jojo has plenty of quality husbandos but few quality girls thats why waifufags are so obnoxious.

Ok fujo

Tell me one thing that isn't about anyone's body that you like
Humans didn't evolve to give a shit about personality

Maybe they're both the original personality, developing differently after the split. Diavolo gets the original name because he's the maturer and more controlling one.

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Holy based

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Reminder brutrish is canon

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>maybe if I show My Name Is Doppio twice that'll make it more credible

How is a random picture of Doppio from some spread evidence of anything

Delusional trishfag keep seething
she will never be your waifu

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Reminder that Trish is just Narancia

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Hey, Abbacchio!
Five days until you die!

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Canon ships
>giomis
>bruabba
>ghiamelo
>risciutto

Non canon trash
>trish x anyone
>donatella x diavolo/doppio (rape doesnt mean they were an item)

Wow Brunara is canon!

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Based

Trish and Narancia are like Bruno sons/younger brothers

That fucking restaurant must be really good

tiermaker.com/create/jojo-central-characters-3096

Post them tier list anons

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Diavolo wanted it because he invited her for a drink.

Actually since the anime is a non canon adaptation Polnareff's spiel is the only thing

dumb DPshill

Bruno/Trishfags and Weather/Jolynefags are the most delusional shippers lmao

Silly fujo, it's different when it's a girl

Get this cancer out of here

>Great song.
>Creative stand.
>Best fight of part 6.
>Sick outfit.
Have you come to accept that Rikiel is the best son of Dio yet?

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He still took her on a date in the manga

>ghiamelo
>risciutto
what
the rest is fine

Husbandofags are more civil than waifufags and you know it. Note: I said husbando and not fujofags, that's another story.

So why was his mom in the church ground and why did it take 2 years for him to finally be born? I don't get it

She's bland, much like everyone else in part 5

I would prefer not to.

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She's dead inside

Die heteshipper

Why did Pucci kill his brother, wasnt there an alternative

Trishfags are especially retarded because she's the only main female in the cast and even then she's mostly just wallpaper with tits.

Based fujostacys winning the thread

EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I WAKE UP FEELIN' SO HORNY
>and those digits

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Mista fucks Giorno and Trish nightly like the terrone Chad he is.

He just blew it all sky high user

>gayshit

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This is unironically probably canon. BruTrishitters will disagree.

>Husbandofags are more civil than waifufags and you know it.

Depends on where you look. At the very least I'd say they are more numerous so bigger chance of bad apples standing out.

Muscles are gross

I don't like her but I don't hate her either. She is just... meh. But people praise her a lot just because she's the only relevant girl in part 5, she is a mediocre character desu

Jolyne is for Anasui!

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>tfw no Anal Cunt stand

youtube.com/watch?v=H3QGvXCLqDY
Was it kino?

>rape
This must be the post of a mentally ill fujo!

>hating muscles in a jojo thread
Why are you here? Fuck off

Your mother should've aborted you, unfunny fuck.

Anasui is a shit character and should have died before Wes

Muscles haven't been a thing in JoJo for decades

But it would be hot...

Was Trish a self insert character for husbandofags?

>mista
>narancia
>bland
wtf do you want them to do?

It's pretty clear he was just born out of nowhere. Note how they also talk about how earlier that day she didn't look like she was near giving birth at all. It's not just a long pregnancy. It just suddenly advanced for no reason.

They believe unironically that Bruno could get to fuck her

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>if Dio had won the final fight, he would've conquered the world with an undead army
>if Kars had won the final fight, he would've conquered the world as the perfect being
>if DIO had won the final fight, he would've conquered the world with his infinite time stopping ability
>if Kira had won the final fight, he would've stopped hiding gone back to being a serial killer
>if Pucci had won the final fight, everyone would've been prepared for everything in live
>if Valentine had won the final fight, all the misfortune that hit the US would be redirected to somewhere else

However, if Diavolo had won the final fight, everything would've remained the same.
Was Giorno the villain all along?

Bruno is the type of guy to never masturbate

Yes, she's surrounded by hot guys. Im a Brunofag so its pretty easy to self insert. Plus getting gangbanged by la squadra sounds nice.

Giorno probably cleaned up the mob and brought it back towards the original intentions of the mafia.

Nothing pleases partshitters. Dont even reply next time.

Wasnt in shown that people werent living there lives fast, it was more so they were suffering an apocalyptic nightmare as everything sped up around them.

But the city was already shit thanks to Diavolo so 'the same' would still be a bad thing in this case, delusional fujo

She's the hot teenaged girl Araki wishes he could be instead of a closeted middle aged man who has to pretend it's all for the fashion

He treats her like a daughter

She's a self insert character for heteshippers. pathetic

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bruno didn't need to take polpo's test, he's nofap so his stand awakened.

people that ship brutrish are women with daddy issues
people that ship mistrish are men (often normalfags) who self insert as mista and believe he's chad unironically

Because he can just have sex. Why do you think he knows what a condom feels like. Bruno fucks, its canon.

You forgot "the picture"

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If Diavolo had won the fight he would have continued to sell heroine to kids.

>He doesn't want to feel every nook and groove of Mista's rock-hard abs
Get the fuck off my board.

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The only decent Trish ship desu

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I don't know any women that like brutrish. Women ship bruabba

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>rock hard abs
Haha yeah

The way he compared it to a condom felt really awkward. He probably only touched one in sex-ed class

>I don't know any women that like brutrish
I know a lot of girls who do

Doppio was possessed by the devil and the devil's stand is King Crimson.

Change my mind.

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Is Risotto x Bruno popular? Is it even a thing?

Bruno and Prosciutto, probably for no reason except they're both pretty

Delusional husbandofag

They're the parental figure for their respective teams

Post Stands
「The Final Cut」
Can cause any surface edge to have the property of "sharpness"
Must be sufficiently narrow to actually have any effect
e.g. someone touches a door handle and it slices their fingers like they just grabbed a knife

But I don't husbando Bruno

Actually changes and grows, unlike Fugo. Contributes to the plot, unlike Fugo. Is relevant until the very end, unlike Fugo.

If you ship Brutrish, okay
But if you think that Trish has a crush on Bruno or that they could be a canon couple, you are delusional and dumb

You mean Risotto x Prosciutto?

>His
>son's
>name
>was
>D
>i
>a
>v
>o
>l
>o

>abs
His tummy is soft

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Like Gyro's hands

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Twitter has a lot of risotto/prosciutto AND bruno/prosciutto, the latter is kinda weird to me (which is why I think it's esthetics), cuz at least the former pair had them in the same team.

Then why do you pretend he isnt a certified thot slayer

「Air Conditioned Nightmare」
It's basically just Grateful Dead with some dementia added into the mix

Daily reminder to read Purple Haze Feedback!

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What are Araki's fetishes outside of skin flaying?

Doppio and Diavolo aren't split personalities. They're literally 2 different souls/minds inhabiting the same being, which is why they have 2 different stands, 2 different bodies, 2 different Fates as read by the fortuneteller. The mother's pregnancy lasted twice as long as a normal pregnancy because she was birthing 2 beings.
Diavolo spends the most time in the real world and has the dominant persona, hence why Doppio hasn't really aged.

Male feet
Look at how often Gappy loses his shoes

Because he comes across as one of the least sexual characters in jojo

Why is Araki so adorable?

unironically i think it's piss

Bruno/Prosciutto is because they fought. That's why there's also a bunch of Narancia/Formaggio and Mista/Ghiaccio art

>44
>44
>44
>44
Holy fucking based

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>2 different stands
Stopped reading there, you should reread the manga

Is he the worst character in JoJo history?

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> Mista/Ghiaccio
I've only seen one picture of this, and it was giorno and mista double teaming ghiaccio

He absolutely loves big tits

>The mother's pregnancy lasted twice as long as a normal pregnancy because she was birthing 2 beings.
Two years is more than twice as long as normal. And based on that explanation they only split later in life.

is Diavolo /ourguy/ ?

What if araki is a mecha designer and a writer like tomino ?

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Female legs

Most of his girls seem to be american sized c cups at the largest and they always seem to be drawn awkward and blocky

>, which is why they have 2 different stands

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He actually sucks at drawing them so idk

>2 different stands, 2 different bodies
...?

The little face on King Crimson's forehead is a separate stand called Epitaph.

It's a thing in the sense that they're sometimes paired up together in art as the "parental"/leader figures of their respective groups but not romantically or sexually.

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Yup, without the drugs people only have to worry about minor things like assassination and human trafficking.
>delusional fujo
What do fujos have to do with that post?

Does Diavolo fuck? I refuse to believe he doesnt get his dick wet once in a while, it would be a waste of his chad looks.

[Man in the Box]
Manifests as a physical trunk, chest, drawer, etc from which other stand users can hear horrible sounds of an individual in great terror and pain, at the users choice. When a Stand user approaches the Box and opens it, [Man in the Box] drags them into the Box, which has infinite spatial dimensions, and from that point on can use their voice and any information they know to lure others to the Box.

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BTW FUCK PART 8 ARAKI SHOULD TAKE THE SERIES IN THE TOMINO AND MECHA DIRECTION TO MAKE IT COOLER

>>That anatomy

He probably got raped to death in a few of his death loops.

>the
>name
>barely
>matters

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Epitaph is just another ability of KC, or are you going to tell me that SHA is another stand and not part of Killer Queen?

No, he would be leaving traceable genetic material on the woman

So explain how Diavolo can still use it after Doppio's death

He should make it a tournament arc too

He stayed loyal to Donatella

>SHA was a separate stand, Kira was 2 people
Retard.

Yeah fake tits do tend to look pretty anatomically inaccurate

youtube.com/watch?v=AMsGTEuCQCU

Epitaph is part of King Crimson.

He can always kill them after sex

Wrong. Doppio always had Epitaph before Diavolo "granted" it to him in the fight with Risotto. Him grabbing that pole to dodge the truck is foreshadowing of Epitaph's power.

You don't remember Kira's alter ego Su Nijuu?

Cute!

Because Doppio's soul is still a part of Diavolo

No it isn’t.

>it
>clearly
>demonstrates
>that
>the
>identity
>"vinegar
>doppio"
>is
>a
>later
>invention
Doppio's soul is as dead as a Buccelatinail

>chad looks
He looks like a boomer crackhead. Probably got gang banged to death a few times though

>there
>is
>more
>to
>an
>identity
>than
>a
>name

This is my shitty headcanon. He genuinely liked her but his issues were too severe to form something deep with her.

>He looks like a boomer crackhead.

reminder that the coroner during his first death literally thought he was a druggie

>Doppio's soul is as dead as a Buccelatinail
Sure, but Beccelati could still use Sticky Fingers even after he was dead. Part 5 is all about fate, and fate fucked up Doppio/Diavolo much like it fucked up Buccelati.

>not
>in
>this
>case
>why
>would
>the
>original
>have
>a
>new
>name
>and
>no
>memories
>of
>his
>life
>inb4
>real
>life
>DID
>is
>just
>tumblr-tier
>bullshit

>Doppio always had Epitaph before Diavolo "granted" it to him in the fight with Risotto.
Diavolo refers to it as part of King Crimson.
>Him grabbing that pole to dodge the truck is foreshadowing of Epitaph's power.
Nope.

He looks chad while wearing his suits though

Post your muscles then

Not surprised. He looks like 6ix9ine as a Jojo villain

>Diavolo
>stayed loyal to his gf
>has an intrinsic urge to murder his daughter that's so extreme he can't even wait the 5 seconds it would take for Bucciarati to leave the building before killing her

stick a comma in between "life" and "DID" to parse correctly
Because his soul was alive but his body dead
Doppio's soul was dead

Bruno was using his own stand. A better comparison would be if Bruno somehow gained Moody Blues after Abba died.

Your mother aborting you? I agree.

>Diavolo refers to it as part of King Crimson.
To keep the Doppio persona subservient to him. Diavolo lying and manipulating people is the entire story of Part 5.

>real life facts don’t matter because I don’t believe in them
I accept your concession.

Although she did say she knew who the father was, and that he died 2 years ago...

Prove it

>why
>are
>you
>posting
>like
>this

Too bad we never see a proper picture of him wearing the suit. Only his Soundcloud rapper form

Guys look what i found it's a new leaked from what it appears to be the main villain for part 8

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My mother is christian

Jotaro is able to use The World's power because his fate is entertwined with Dio's through the Joestar Curse. Even after Dio dies and his soul and The World are gone, Jotaro maintains the power of The World.
Doppio and Diavolo's fates and souls are even more closely entertwined.

You’re just making things up to justify your already disproven headcanon.

There is zero evidence DID is a real disorder

>what is Doppio dodging the truck

Older Joshu

Jotaro is able to use timestop because it’s one of his stand’s powers.

That broken condom brat has nothing to do with how he felt about her mom

Doppio dodging the truck.

Polnareff said it's real while screaming hysterically in the body of a turtle, so it is.

NEXT EPISODE:

>Risotto dead after the mid-episode eyecatcher.
>Abbachio dies in the cliffhanger.

Bug bites.

This is what we call "making shit up".

He did say he had issues

That doesn’t even matter because we aren’t talking about real life.

Part 5 anime sucks

No it isn't. Him stealing the shit at the start of the story isn't timestop, and we know that because the timestop thing hadn't even been written at that point and DIO was originally going to be able to use every other Stand until Araki changed his mind.
You might as well say DIO using Hermit Purple was because it's Jonathan's latent Stand, but if that's the case it still shows how someone can use another person's stand even if that person's spirit is fucking gone.

Reminder that his death before the coroner was from an actual druggie stabbing him.

He saw the truck beforehand though.

It matters because people will point to "real life" DID to "prove" Doppio is the original

>this is Doppio. He's dumb as hell
>here is Doppio conveniently dodging a truck
>Doppio will later be shown using a power that predicts fate a few seconds into the future
>what the actual fuck even is foreshadowing

And?

That would be 5 chapters in a single episode, with 4 of them in the first half.

t. retard who probably believes the earth is flat too

>here is doppio running into the path of a truck in the first place despite his alleged power to see 10 seconds into the future

The anime is giving me a giant crush on Diavolo. He was hot in the manga but his mental illness was way too repulsive. I blame the voice actor and his sexy voice.

>DIO was originally going to be able to use every other Stand until Araki changed his mind.
Oh, this rumour again...
Alright normalfag, you got a source for that statement? An interview, perhaps? Or are you just talking out of your ass to cover your tracks?

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How about you stop arguing against canon facts.
You may not believe in DID, but Araki does.
He knew that the truck was coming.

「Helloween」
A Halloween mask that transforms the person wearing it into a monstrous shadow of their former self that's under the user's control.

Every episode is 6 chapters.

Show me some proof then tumblrina
Or are you too busy arguing with your ~headmates~

Doppio doesn't just see 10 seconds into the future all the time on automatic, he sees the outcome of events, or "fate" . He would see the kid NOT getting hit by the truck and decide to intervene because it's fate that the kid doesn't get hit (meaning nothing Doppio does can cause the kid or himself to be hit).
Similar situation happens in the fight with Risotto where Doppio sees outcomes of things but doesn't understand their significance or how things go from point A to point B.
Diavolo has a better grasp of things because Doppio is kind of fucking stupid.

I want to have a baby with Diavolo

>this fucking thread

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This episode was only 4 chapters.

jojolion can't come soon enough

You dumb fucking nigger, he literally sees the kid run into the path of the truck, he doesn't need magic powers

「Scatman John」
It's like White Album, except it materializes shit everywhere (literal shit)

>Not「Scatman's World」

>Actually changes and grows is relevant
no but at least she is better than whogo, that's true

「Aces High」
Can turn any machinery or device into scraps. The stand can then trasform the scraps and its own body into any kind of flying machine.

That would be completely different from White Album because White Album doesn’t create its own ice.

IDK where the squadra ships come from but you're extremely correct about everything else.

whats your favourite arc from the series?

for me, Bites The Dust is fucking poetry.

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can someone post manga page of doppio getting needles in his mouth

everyone loves doppio but how do you feel about qodd!o

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Kill yourself, Fujo.

Trish belongs to Mista.

grateful dead
it's kino

Both of you named the best arc of its part.

Hard to pick just one but Vitamin C is up there

Either Metallica or Vitamin C. I never get tired of these arcs.

>best arc of VA
>not Bruno vs Secco

Mother and Jojo are actually very similar when you think about it.

Part 5 is gay. Why can't males accept it?

Part 8 sucks ass,not only is set in Japan, but Araki puts so much fanservice it looks like high school of death

cringe

araki literally just learned how to draw girls better. the focus of part 8 is still on the fights and the fight for the rokakaka

Unironically read the manga. Most specifically, the Tower of Grey fight.

>"Behold the unfathomable power of King Crimson!"
>brains you with a pickaxe and burns your house down

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DIO using Hermit Purple and it being Jonathan's stand makes no sense. Why does Jonathan's stand produce spirit photography when photography barely existed at the time of Jonathan's life? Why does it interact with a television when those wouldn't be invented for several decades?

Diavolo gets king crimson after this

Reminder that jojolion is selling better than sbr and will certainly be higher in future polls.

>donuts you with a pickaxe and burns your house down
Ftfy

>Bruno is the secret protagonist of part 5
Why do people repeat this meme when Bruno only has two good fights. Mista has more worthwhile fights, if anyone deserves that title it should be him.

Bruno is just the deuteragonist

Because Bruno is best boy

All the bruno fights are good though

D4C/Love Train.

There's something oddly fitting about the US President avoiding death by redirecting his misfortune to some poor sod somewhere else in the planet.

this. Bruno has no characterization.

C-moon

Between Mista, Koichi and Jolyne, who has the best bisexual harem?

Sorry, but it’s canon.

Mista: Trish and Giorno
Jolyne: Anasui and Foo Fighters
Koichi: Yukako and Rohan

I choose Mista

photography had been a thing for like 50 years by the time jonathan died.

Sure, but only because Araki adopted it from fan headcanon way after it was actually written. The point is that there was never a hard and fast rule about people sharing stands in certain situations, just like there's no hard and fast rules about stands disappearing on user death.

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But Epitaph being part of King Crimson is also canon.

So is Fugo coming back or what

Barely, photography was still using chemical exposure at that point. Joseph smashing cameras and tvs is an expression of his character as the new, modern JoJo who by Part 3 is out of his element and out of his time. Jonathan coincidentally having the exact same stand makes no fucking sense, and you can't say "but Hamon" because DIO would be hurt by Jonathan's Hamon if it were still present.

>The mother's pregnancy lasted twice as long as a normal pregnancy because she was birthing 2 beings.
Man life must've been rough for Octomom

Yes, they're entertwined stands because Doppio and Diavolo are also entertwined. I don't know what you're trying to argue. It's hard canon that Doppio and Diavolo have different Fates/Souls according to the fortuneteller.

>Fugo
literally who

Jolyne. Trish and Giorno had fucked up upbringings and probably insist on calling Mista daddy in bed

Dio used Hermit Purple without using Hamon.

I love Dio and Giorno art.

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Doppio and Diavolo aren't twins

What's a male? You mean a cockbearer?

Can you stop coming up with excuses and face the truth?

Same scene

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Yes. He kills Narancia in the final fight during the confusion.

Doesn't answer the question of why Jonathan and Joseph use the exact same Stand. Some people subscribe to the idea that it's because Hermit Purple is the Stand of all Hamon users, but Jonathan never manifested his Stand while there was any trace of Hamon in his body.

If you grew in the same womb at the same time, I hate to break it to you, but you're twins.

Face the truth of what? The idea that Diavolo and Doppio are just multiple personalities of the same individual is not physically possible and that's made clear in Doppio's first appearance.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation

But they didn't. The fortune teller read Doppio's future and fortune as exactly the same as Diovolo's. Which is why he knew things about Diovolo by looking at Doppio, because they're the samefag.

Where were you when you realized that Trish is basically a bland harem protagonist?

Because his stand was never awakened.
But they canonically are.

you are right and i hate the part 4 anime but this isn't really a bad example. both try something different and Josuke is still expressive enough.

No

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>i hate the part 4 anime
because of quality or something else?

They're probably going to make a Purple Haze Feedback OVA

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
>Superfecundation is the fertilization of two or more ova from the same cycle by sperm from separate acts of sexual intercourse, which can lead to twin babies from two separate biological fathers
>The term superfecundation is derived from fecund, meaning the ability to produce offspring. Homopaternal superfecundation refers to the fertilization of two separate ova from the same father, leading to fraternal twins.
>While heteropaternal superfecundation is referred to as a form of atypical twinning, genetically, the twins are half siblings.
Could you take 5 seconds to read your own stupid shit? And no, that doesn't take twice as long as normal because you're growing two babies. Any number of babies takes the same amount of time to process and they all come out at once barring extremely rare and extremely fatal conditions like a stone baby.

So why is Jonathan's Stand conveniently the same as Joseph's? What's the actual logic at work?
There isn't any, the original idea (DIO controlling all Stands, or controlling all Joestar Stands, or what have you) was obviously never fully implemented and Araki just adapted fan theory later because it filled the plot hole decently enough. It's not a knock against Part 3, it just demonstrates that Stands don't have hard and fast rules.

Man this dude is LOYAL as fuck

That's Giorno. All the characters suck Giorno dick in part 5 except for Abbacchio but that's because he is a tsundere

Not that user, but super long bizarre pregnancies are a thing in Japanese superstition. Doesn't One Piece have a similar thing happen with either Ace or Luffy? I think it's drawing from that superstitious inspiration rather than real medical science. Part 5 is not especially scientific.

quality is one thing but something about the directing and pacing was so off. a lot was cut and unlike part 5 it didn't add anything to make up for it.

maybe hate is a bit too harsh, it did some things right too, but its disappointing compared to the manga.

>"Doppio is only violent when Diavolo's personality is bleeding into him"
>Diavolo is not violent at all: he kills only when he believes it's necessary, he despises Cioccolata and stops Doppio from murderizing the taxi driver
why are doppiofags so delusional?

>just multiple personalities of the same individual is not physically possible
Yeah, but taking twice as long to grow two whole bodies and a single entity having two fully different bodies that just so happen to also be exactly the same body and also be able to switch between the two suddenly and with an accompanying increase or loss of mass is totally physically possible.

You'd suck his dick too if the direct allegory for Christ wanted to join your after-school club

>So why is Jonathan's Stand conveniently the same as Joseph's? What's the actual logic at work?
They’re relatives and they both used hamon.
>Araki just adapted fan theory
Source that it was based on a fan theory? Even if it was, it’s still canon because Araki confirmed it.
>Stands don't have hard and fast rules.
I was never trying to argue against that.

No shit, which is why it's dumb to try and come up with something like 'He has two whole bodies so he took twice as long to grow!'
He's a magic evil baby who was born under ill portents and with unexplained weirdness, nothing wrong with that in a fantastical adventure story.

What? Nobody ever argued that Diavolo is physically possible. My entire argument is that it's fate and soul fuckery and that Diavolo/Doppio are not representations of real-world mental disorders. Are you functionally literate or not?

Because he's cute. That's it

It's probably some kind of transitional state that he can't quite control
If it was just Doppio there'd be no need for the crazy eyes

Those aren’t the same people.

>Boss got killed
>Giorno take the lead and fires Fugo
who's laffin now, cheese-boy?

They hear other people say it and repeat it. Just like "Fugo got written out because Purple Haze is too strong."

Every frame with King Crimson is fucking solid gold, especially when you start slowing shit down frame by frame. This face is literally like two frames.

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>Are you functionally literate or not?
Are you? Your knock against a multiple personality issue fantastical or not is that it wasn't 'physically possible' as if literally anything about him or how he works was. That was your only argument. 'He can't be multiple personalities because that isn't physically possible, I say of the magic two bodied psychopath with a punch ghost that lets him erase time and a face on his forehead that lets him see the future'

The Rolling Stones guy from the Sleeping Slaves Arc is the Christ allegory you mong

He's the christ allegory in design, but Giorno has several more allusions to Christ
>son of DIO/God
>has disciples whom he inspires
>closest disciple is the most faithful and direct (Mista)
>has a doubting thomas/judas figure
>close friends with a whore
>teaches a disciple to walk on water but that same disciple sinks when he fails to believe in Giorno
>brings a man back from the dead and otherwise heals wounds/afflictions
>Pieta pose
Etc etc

Based

we all agree Jotaro is a Gary Stu, but unlike Giorno he has some PTSD and depression in part 4 / 6; he has no friends, when he uses Star Platinum reminds him the power who killed Kakyoin and her only daughter rejects him

>Pieta pose
But he was taking Mary’s place.

「Bronski Beat」
Emanates a terrifying aura that causes people to look away if the Stand moves into their sight line, or run away if the Stand gets within close proximity. Causes psychotic insanity in the victim if they're forced to look at the Stand.

>her only daughter
>her
BASED
A
S
E
D
and transpilled

HOT

If nobody's gonna draw them in a threeway then I will

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Dude, Araki forgot. End of the discussion

>close friends with a whore
R U D E

Giorno is extremely similar to Jesus
>they're both fictional

I accept your concession.

Sex with Risotto

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based

Don't you have some lions to be thrown to?

>Risotto will never make you a butt plug out of iron taken from your menses

Of course. Imagine having sex with a hot girl and a hot stand at the same time.

>Why do people repeat this meme when Bruno only has two good fights.
Even if I agree with you on that, that means Bruno had two more good fights than Giorno.

Sex with Giorno

Sex with Me

giorno has good fights

Bucciarati is the most overrated JoJo character. There is nothing interesting about him aside from maybe his backstory.

What if moot was the Doppio to some unknown Diavolo that's still lurking around?

I think that after the death loops start, his consciousness jumps to people that are about to die, that's why he appears at random places.

>you will never take Giorno from behind while using his braid like a handlebar

「 Hatfield and the North 」
Victim is forced to walk/run to the North until death or until the legs got severed.
To activate the power stand user must confront the enemy with the South perfectly on his back (± 0°30' tolerance)

He has charisma and compassion

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No.

Bucciarati is better main character than half the JoJos.

Getting forcibly impregnated by Giorno

>Bucciarati
fuck off animeonly

>Hahaha Jesus is fiction i'm smart

dumb christcuck

Smarter than the majority of Yankland

stop falling for the meme, he has even less personality than Giorno

Forcibly impregnating Giorno

Pisss isss greaaaat dudd

Sky High

Shut up Trish
Shut up Diavolo
Shut up Mista

Oh... it's you again... the Redditor

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Bruno is a stu

>44

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Shut up Mista

Shut up Mista

No u

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What am I supposed to call him? I won't call him Bruno because nobody calls him that. It's just as weird as calling rest of the gang Guido, Giovanna, Panacotta, Ghirga, Una and Leone.

Threesome with Bruno and Risotto

Romantic walk with Bruno

autism

Sex with Leaky Eye Luca

Giorno giving Mista a womb and consensually impregnating him

cute!

Hol Horse / Hanged Man
Tubular Bells
Scary Monsters

raping session with Joshu Higashikata

「Raw Power」
you hit really fucking hard (like REALLY fucking hard) but that's all it does

「Both Sides Now」
Allows a perfect mirror image of an object to be projected against a line of symmetry drawn by the user.
If cleverly used, it can disguise altered objects, such as making a half-eaten sandwich appear whole.

Pegging session with Anasui

>Tubular Bells
oh shit, i thought i was the only one that enjoyed that fight

Reminder that Giorno doesn't have the benefits of being a vampire like Dio and is going to look like this when he ages.

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Based Lubricant Luca

assaulting British Gentlemen with Speedwagon

Oh so this is why Ungalo is so ugly

mrs trish buccellati

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Shut up Joshuu falseflagging as Yasuho
Shut up Anasui falseflagging as Jolyne
Shut up Speedwagon falseflagging as Jonathan

This.

>all this trish lewdness on pixiv now

fuck yeah

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Raping Doppio while bossu watches

the only good fight that giorno has is Black Sabbath.
giorno only makes the fights that he participates in worst

speaking of, I dont get it how he died: hot pants just plugged his lungs?

astonishing how DP can make Trish actually beautiful

Raping Bossu when Doppio is forced to watch

I thought animeonlys were the people who didn’t call him that?

gas fujos.
gas shippers.
gas feetfags.
gas smellfags.

She looks bad most of the time

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TRISH ARMPITS

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>Note how they also talk about how earlier that day she didn't look like she was near giving birth at all
That was something I could buy given the ability of his stand. So Araki just wanted to tell a short horror story, that's it? And why was there a woman in the floor?

How do fujos do it? How do they manage to live in so many heads rent free?

>gas smellfags.
please gas me with Mista's musk

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Trish is only good when she's drawn with a petite Traci Lords-esque figure

He's always been called Bruno in these threads, ever since the anime started we've been seeing retards calling him bucciarati/buccellati.

I remember seeing people get called animeonlys for calling him Bruno.

*Mrs. Trish Mr.

do you think they'll bring back Il mare for abachio's death

Trish is my wife

>gas m*les
Fixed.

That's a bad example though. It was very jarring the first time she showed up.

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autism

Jojo is gay and only manimefags disagree.
Trish is an irrelevant character. She's a background tree with tits.
La squadra are more relevant that Trish just by being hot gays.

We know, mista

i will rub my dick on your wife armpits

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WAIT GIORNO'S FIRST NAME IS GIOVANNA

What if I just get off to the idea of my husband getting ravaged by faceless men?

cute

Which JoJo girl has the stinkiest piss?

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She still looks weird in her episode, she just has good frames.

me

>stinkfag
>pissfag
biggest subhuman in this thread

Based

Abbacchio

Cursed fanart

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*Mrs. Trish Buccellati
*Guido Giovanna

Buccellati. It's a real word for the cookie he's named after.
Bucciarati is just retarded.

>"I will have to handle this...myself!"

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*Giorno Buccellati

giorno didn't love bruno

Filthy normie vermin

all official releases and merch spell his name as Bruno Bucciarati

>twink Risotto
cursed indeed

Bruno didn't love Trish

That name isn’t used in any official media.

giorno didn't love anyone. Only delusional fujos say otherwise.

Bruno would let him indulge in his daddy kink

I meant

This has been bugging me for years. If it only activates on death, how exactly did the guy know how Notorious Chase was supposed to work?

Tell me about Avdol, why does he wear the metal diaper?

you see him take out his stand before he dies

The Japanese are an inferior race who can't fucking spell
They also call him Blono

there’s a difference between having a shitty fetish and literally wanting to be a cuck

He loved Mista

What kind of Priest names his adopted son Diavolo?

The design on the front of its waist/thigh makes me feel like that’s just burned into his flesh since the would-be fish net is skin color whereas the would-be skin is dark. I like to imagine it’s not wearing pants bc dat ass

So you’re telling me not to use the actual names?

YOU CANNOT KILL ME
I AM OMEGA

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Yeah, but how did he know the stand would remain after he died?

He probably knew it instinctively.

I really like how Annasui was the only one that got an upskirt shot in Stone Ocean

FUCKING BASED

>russian
good christ how didnt you end your own misery already

Either it told him or he just instinctively knew.

Reminder that Metallic is the weakest Stand in the Hitman Team. Risotto was just their tard wrangler.

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Bruno Bucciarati is his official name

If Diavolo had won the fight he would have gained some power over souls and tried to conquer the world.

Somehow Bruno ships feel even more delusional than other ships

Magneto was head of evil x men, this only makes sense that Metallica is head of hitman team

I literally just explained the filthy nips can't into foreign, doesn't mean shit if it's "official"

So, I'm rewatching the older Jojo parts, and after rewatching Phantom Blood, I'm curious...
Who would win in a fight, Yea Forums?

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Bossu can dominate my soul anytime

Because he seems pretty asexual when he's doing stuff for business as oppose to pleasure

because he has no personality or chemistry with anyone

the Belmont.
Jonathan has nothing going for him except being extraordinarily strong and having decent hamon

>I refuse to accept facts that I don’t like

most ships dont have chemistry at all

bro Johniel is only good at fighting the darkness like vampires and ghouls, he cant do shit against a MANLY MAN like Simmy

He's asexual

Bless Araki

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If your name was say Bill and a nip wrote it as Biru would it then be a fact that your name was Biru?

the only characters with chemistry with other gang members are mista and narancia. prove me wrong

reminder that araki literally drew himself with lipstick while hugging Rohan

Does anyone actually believe this man is straight

Hol Horse vs. Sex Pistols vs. Whitesnake with a gun
who win?

And why should we care?

My name isn't Bill or Biru though, my name is Anonymous.

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No, but it’s a fact that Bruno’s last name is Bucciarati.

>make yourself invisible
>instantly stick a pair of razors in someones brain and/or heart
I'd take it over the other squadra stands if I had to be an assassin

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Who cares about being the weakest in terms of power? Metallica is the best assassination Stand out of them all.

Nero can become invisible and infiltrate places
Metallica is both discreet and precise: almost no chance of collateral damage.
His effects are a surefire kill because the target'll die of oxygen deprivation either way.
A Stand User will have trouble working out how it works.

Because being gay is a crime

Whitesnake with a gun, since araki will probably give him a random new ability that includes aimbot because WHITESNAKE IS BULLSHIT

but thats dumb, thats like saying sticky fingers' name is officially zipper man

>characters named after Italian foods
>Buccellati is an Italian food
>Buccellati and Bucciarati are pronounced the same in Japanese
I think it's obvious what Araki's intention was with his name.

H-he’s married though

If anything he's probably a two on the Kinsey scale but he really has no reason to explain his sexuality to a bunch of western nerds on a Vietnamese finger painting forum.

No, because his name actually is Bucciarati.

Checked. Exactly half of 44. Double it and it's 44.

Have you ever heard of a "beard"

but buccelati sounds cooler

After thinking it for a while, I've come up with 4 possibilities
The most likely scenario is that Carne instinctively knew what his stand would do and how to activate it, since it seems most people have a clue about how to use their stands unless they got a sentient one.
Another possibility is that he can activate Notorious B.I.G. on his own (we see him do that before getting shot), and by diying he ensures that it will chase the crew endlessly, similar to SHA after Kira cuts off his hand.
It could also be that it's a Ratt scenario where there have been other stands like it and he just knew what it would do.
Ant the least likely scenario is that it can somehow get a new owner after the previous one dies. Either by growing big enough or finding someone without a stand.

notorious biggu :D

>weakest Stand in the Hitman Team
One razor blade in the carotid artery.
There is no other stand in the Hitman Team that can guarantee a kill so quickly and cleanly.

It does, but don’t claim that it’s his real name.

Another 5th option is that he's done this before and B.I.G. is able to bring him back to life is certain conditions are met.

then how come /ourboi/ didnt die
checkmate atheists

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his stand is really fucking OP. he just didnt kill doppio straight away because he wanted to extract information of him

better than actual faggots. Theyre degenerates.

these dubs.

notorious biggu fucking Trishu

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new thread when?

That could be another reason too. I remember reading somewhere that maybe after growing big enough the stand would transform into another version of Carne, which would explain why he looks and acts so weird

...

>his stand is really fucking OP
It is total trash against long range stands, remote controlled stands, or stands that protect their user from stand attacks. Narancia would destroy him every time in example, just like Notorious B.I.G., Clash and Black Sabbath.

if a nip created a character named Biru and spelled his name as Biru in official romanisation, but western nerds called him Bill because it sounds kinda similar, would his name be Bill?

Risotto wanted to kill Diavolo, not Doppio.
He was fascinated by Doppio and deliberately went for a slow kill, which ended up being his downfall.

Nice! I like how you guys make a new general instead of using this thread which was already made earlier.

fuck why when a second thread has already been up for hours alongside this one

this is literally your average mistafag

It's shit against long range and remote control, but stands that protect their users usually can't do shit if the attack comes from inside.

Yes because nips are inferior

Are you messing? He can literally shove scissors into your neck and cut it open. If anything he had the worst luck of having to fight against a Stand that could predict everything he would do.

To hold in his fire shits

He should have used attacks that he couldn't avoid then.

>that post
>those digits

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