Did you know the first ever image of a black hole is actually an anime girl's eye

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Yes

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I want this black hole to swallow me.

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What the fuck did you do o that image?

...

bullshit, but I'll believe it

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I want Blackhole-chan to eat me.

>lewding a black hole
The internet never ceases to impress me.

>lewding a hole is impressive

>black holes are the one thing that genuinely terrify me
>boner doesn't care
This is my first genuine fearboner.

did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?

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>when the space elves panders to weebs

A few millions at least.

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Yeah that's funny and all but what are black holes REALLY?

its a boy's eye

The fourth hole.

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imagine the SUCC
>when the blowjob literally bends time and space and extends your perception of getting your dick blown infinitely the closer you get to her event horizon, to the outside world you have ceased to be, but your death is stretched out for what feels like millennia of dick sucking.

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>when you nut but she keeps you in a near infinite state of climax

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Quasi size stars?

How improper of humanity to take pictures of her knowing she's from another galaxy, how would you feel if another civilization aimed their telescopes at your galaxy and took pictures of your black hole without permission?

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Like this

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muh

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Maximum succ

BLACK HOLE CHAN IS A CUTE!

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Whoever translated this should die in fire
Whoever compressed the shit out of it should too

so we should expect any new image of celestial objects to have lewd? where's Pluto when we have a good picture of it?

Did the Aliens do it on purpose.

I'm not surprised. People say they're 2D, after all.

Why you can't speak English?

What did i say wrong?

user, black holes are literally the only 2D thing that exists in our universe since they are either dots (with no size, infinitely small) or circles (not entirely sure if they have a non-infinitesimal radius, but it's perfectly flat and completely 2D), so yes that's the closest you get to anime. Nothing else in the universe is 2D.

Black holes exist as a sphere in a 3D plane you retard.

Why (do) they all have (a) snaggletooth? Man that trope is so overrated (or "Man that trope is so shit.") (or "Man that trope is such overrated shit.")

Sorry man im tired. I will do better next time. swear on me

Dumb nigger, the event horizon isn't the actual black hole nor any sort of object. The actual thing itself is the singularity, which is a dot (or a circle, if the black hole spins).

She suck, she fuck also she attack to fuck.
Black hole is pervert slut.

Black hole is nympho and you know it.

single celled cells and micro cells are also 2d though since you can see their insides

rule 34 was never repealed

What aradama hime is this?

>a trip
>rule 34
Get the fuck out newfaggot

Nah user, those are just very thin and you can see through them, they have dimensions in all 3 dimensions. Black holes literally do not, no matter how much you "zoom in", if dimensions were given in (x,y,z), a black hole would have (0,0,0) and (2r,2r,0), which is impossible elsewhere since no matter how small something is, it will always have some size.

Also I guess only rotating black holes are 2D, non rotating ones would be 1Dor 0D, not sure.

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That tripfag's been around longer than you have, 2016-kun

"Once you go black, you never go back."

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I did not intend to use it here, slipped up with autocomplete.

>This hole is amazing
>She's seriously sucking me in
>I can't pull out!

Black sclera is my weakness.

Doesn't matter, all trips are expandable. They all newshits, doesn't matter in which timeline. Also I don't think you are older than 2008.

So what? Still a tripfag, faggot, fuck off.

>I don't think

Good idea. Cease your thoughts. Shut up, newfag.

A tripfag is always a tripfag. Attention whores, every last one.
Tripcodes have a purpose, and signing all of your posts is not it.

Does that mean black holes are even better than 2D?

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I am sexually attracted to Blackhole-chan.

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I didn't even know this was a thing until now. Black Sclera really is great.

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why is she black

She can spaghettify my peepee anytime.

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What's the point of pointing this out? I just corrected the replies?

Jesus Christ user, you can't just ask people why they're black.

black holes have an albedo of 0

Oh shit, I recognize this artstyle.

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Nice

>anime gils are real
I knew, I always knew.

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Makes sense. Anime girls were heavily involved with the project after all.

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I have never told this to anyone before. I saw Fennec from Kemono Friends at the 2008 World's Fair in Spain.

When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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What was she doing?

Ah, a fellow gemfag of culture.

Go away Earth-chan, you are in the way of two important scientific discoveries

>press praises you for discovering some shit you weren't even that much involved in
>go to your favourite shitposting place
>everybody hates you

it really does look like haruhi's eyes

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What did I miss?

3DPD girls are shams and Kurisu is the second best girl after Kaede

imagine sticking your dick into a black hole, having it enter a realm of pure imagination

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>second best girl

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Christina a shit.SHIT!

Can a black hole have secs with another blackhole. Asking for my friend.

More of this? Earth-chan interacting with kuro-chan is cute.

So how long until I read about this hot new trend in the /news/?

Well they literally can collide with each other and make a huger black hole then before

>Hot trend
I wouldn't call it that way, unless the fanarts explode in the next week it will be FotW at most.

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Wanna see something lewd?
youtube.com/watch?v=4disyKG7XtU

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Triangulum got NTR'd

>flat

I think you would experience it normally.
It's just that from an outside perspective you will be cumming for eternity.

So black holes are anime eyes, surely on the other side there's a collection of 2d anime universes?

Well actually if you jump into black hole you will be projected into 2D space.

Is fling yourself the new hang yourself?

I hope CERN manages to make a black hole in my life time

OC

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If there is a way to get isekaied black holes are a good bet.

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>My new life in another world as a spaghettified human corpse

>he doesn't know
google is your friendo, friendo

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Due to space-time dilation, your dick is now enormous!

dont make me get mah club

Shoulders and right arm could use some work but other than that, nice job

God I want to pass her event horizon

I want her to condense my quarks in her singularity, if you catch my drift

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Yeah, I know, I didn't feel like spending much time on it, so I rushed it quite a bit. But thanks.

What do you think her accretion disc smells like?

Earth-chan for life.

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yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=I_88S8DWbcU

Reminded me more of Kumiko

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Holy shit I love humanity now. What can't those stinking watery lifeforms associate with their reproductive methods?

It's shit like this that makes me wonder what future civilisations will think of us

> Mfw kids centuries in the future learning about anime girls

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I see what you did there

post anime girls blackhole'd

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I'd renormalize her fields, if you catch my drift.

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no different from egyptian tomb carvings

Nope, it looks more like the eye of a catepillar to me.

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It predates the internet though.

thats pretty hot

Or those snail doodles monks drew in their books.

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We need more astronomical object-tans.

reminds me a bit of Gakkou Gurashi

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Cute!

I want auntie Black Hole to trap me in her embrace

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I'd shoot a couple dozens of nova bombs into her, if you catch my drift.

Makes me wonder, is this our civilization's version of god making?

Like how ancient cultures would associate/create a god for lots of things in nature (lake god, river god, etc)

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hercules, please, you can't just solve all problems with nova bombs

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We're neither offering human sacrifices to anime girls nor are we basing the way our society functions around what we think they'd want us to do, we're just fapping to them

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>is this our civilization's version of god making?
Nah, we call that politics.

You can bet your ass all the anime merch of today still left will be viewed as religious figures of ancient civilisations once humans are replaced by the next life form.

Fucking hell lads, it's happening...
And the best part about it is: i have a huge hard-on for spooky eyes.

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Well, the other method is putting the dick in it?

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>Implying giving up your social life to worship waifus isn't a form of human sacrifice.

Please blackhole my wife, Yea Forums!

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This is literally inspired by the Hitchhiker's Guide animation.

When you stare in the Abyss, the Abyss stares back at you.

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Do you think the universe would be mad at me for jerking it to a black hole?
Imagine being the most unfathomable and divine thing in the entire existence only for some autistic nips to draw porn of you as an anime girl.
Sasuga.

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Reality brought humans into existence. Now it has to take responsibility and deal with it.

Is black hole chan a slut or does she have standards who she lets in and who she doesnt?

exhentai.org/g/800512/a66c58f4b8/
Reminds me of page 25 of this

are we this bored?

From tedium, spring creativity.

I tried

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She sucks all comers in her orbit. She's the ultimate slut.

My fucking sides are in orbit

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wtf I love blackholes now

That's a strong throb from me, hoss.

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We may or may not be the most technologically advanced civilization in the observable universe, but at least we sure are the horniest one.

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You only say that because you haven't been abducted by the nymphomanic humanoid aliens yet.
First, they'll take you while you sleep, then they paralyze you with some kind of hyper advanced time-stasis technology, then they mount you and keep you in a half-conscious state while consecutively probing and milking you for hours - or even days on end.
Then, when they finally bore of you, they erase your memory and release you back on the Earth and nobody is none the wiser

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>You were into awesome drugged orgies with hot aliens for months and you don't remember anything because they erased your memories of everything ever happening
That's gotta be the worst thing ever.

>finally get your picture taken
>its blurry as fuck

This is OC, I wanted a more cute lolish black hole chan

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>Moon-chan has a little flag hairpin
Subarashii.

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Sagittarius A can be the loli with just 4 million times the mass of our sun compared to the fat 6.5 billion of M87.

the blackhole is cute CUTE!

What if it's just self censorship to prevent people's heads from imploding from seeing something they don't understand?
What if what we are looking at is actually perfectly fine and yet our brains just can't process it properly and all we see is the blur?

Milky Way getting IMAGINE'd by Messier 87 when?

some minor fixes but honestly should probably just redo it sometime

kek
cute hope shes flat too
she is! is that you lulufag???

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Are they glowing like an accretion disk?

I see.

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Wait, now that I take a look at the black hole as monstergirl eyes, isn't that exactly how the moth's eyes look?

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Are you telling me the Japanese knew what a Black hole actually looked like but could only convey it to us through Pokemon and Anime?

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This is great but theoretically does this mean the actual black hole would be in her stomach? In that case her body is what's orbiting the black hole, and that distorted light (the aura) should actually be of her from the back. Meaning you would be able to see her ass from the front and her tits from the back. She'd be the ultimate gf, allowing you to see her orgasming face and bouncing tits as you're doing her from behind. I might be wrong though, I'm not a rocket surgeon in the field of theoretical waifus.

I wonder what else they've predicted.

Singularity is a zero-dimensional object, you utter mouthbreathing retard.

Who would win?
BlackkcalB or HoleeloH?

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Even when drawn as a big tiddy anime girl cosmic stuff like black holes scare the ever living shit out of me

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A literal black hole vagina.

Okay but actually that's really fuckin cool, and its suprising how well it works....

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The whole of our lives are a pursuit of ways to kill time, so yes, humanity is doing everything it can to escape the hell known as boredom.

reminds me of the helix nebula which is basically an eye

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black hole adaptation when

What's funny is that the scale here is completely wrong.

The supermassive black hole in that image has an event horizon that is three times the diameter of the entire solar system from the sun to neptune. The earth is so tiny compared to Black Hole chan that it wouldn't even be a mote of dust compared to her.

>black hole will suck in anyone and anything
>except user

just so you guys know I will keep making this joke till I get at least one 'kekd' for it

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>What is this, a snack for ants?

>the atoms in your body right now will be there to witness the end of the universe, but you won't.
Do you think they'll remember being a part of you?

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>localising japanese message posts

fucking hell

That's her chibi form. For when she's trying to look cute.

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Goddamn recent iterations of earth chan are so cancerous I hope she dies

What the FUCK is that mouth?

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The point of a black hole is that you literally can't see it at ALL! Why is this so hard to understand for tan-fags?

that Japanese translation is dogshit

cute CUTE

You and everything else is made of 99.99999% of void.

STOP LEWDING CELESTIAL BODIES GOD DAMN IT
THIS IS HOW YOU GET A ROMAN PANTHEON

blackhole-chan has a lot of makeup

S5 0014+81 is my favourite, the name so cool

maybe its just a metaphor for how invisible she feels next to all the other, colorful and bright cheery optimistic celestial bodies

shes the loner goth(or emo) cutie of the universe
she would probably give you a good suck if you just listen to her and maybe buy her some icecream sometime

Sorry, but our blackhole-tans don't wear burkas

The problem lies in that her suck is TOO good

The visible part is the accretion disk.

so like if you are in an space ship traveling in space going LA LA LA LA singing without worries you can start getting spaghettificated without any warning? seems kinda fucked

our earth could be swallowed by one without us even noticing and we could die to a gamma ray burst wiping out all life with no way of knowing its about to come near us

the only things we can predict are pretty much just meteors and black holes that are far away

Depends on it's size and whether or not it's between you and a light source.

Are you seriously complaining about realism when talking about anthropomorphized celestial bodies that look like cute anime girls?

space seems to be pretty dark, i remember reading that you can't see starts or other light things as we see them from earth, scary dark void.

Why is that?

Whose to say we're not already in the process? We wouldn't notice as the concept of time and gravity itself would change yet we wouldn't notice it. And by the time we do, we're already so compressed I'm already inside you

New things bad because more people know of it

i have a black hole that it's thirsty for some big black matter

she used to be a shy, trying her best, 'down to earth' (excuse the shitty pun no other way of saying it) personality and now shes obnoxious and drawn with cowtits and it pisses me off but she was doomed from the start so

>black matter
>he's an erp'ing phoneposter

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>pretty much just meteors
HAHAHA
Oh boy. You really have no idea how fuck are we, do you?
It's absurdly difficult to even notice the vast majority of meteors coming our way.

That's... not how it works, user.

Wouldn't that be because we're too close to the Sun, which makes it far, far brighter than any other light sources you might see? I imagine once you get out of Earth's shadow it'll be like trying to see the stars at daytime on Earth until you get far enough away.

People keep talking about this specific black hole but nobody ever mentions the 5000 light years long relativistic jet of plasma it is constantly emitting, which is pretty terrifying in its own right.

Rule of thumb: anything with "relativistic" in its name will not just kill you, it'll make your stop existing altogether. Imagine a solar system stuck in the middle of that

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Interesting. Explain further please

It's kinda weird. You would be in a free fall, which is an inertial frame, so you wouldn't really notice any difference in your spaceship. But for someone from earth observing you, the spaceship would never "enter" the black hole, time would just get slower and slower until it stops (or the signal becomes too weak for someone to notice). And even inside the black hole, there aren't really any solid hypothesis as to what happens there, the M-87 photo is quite literally the extent of the knowledge we have on black holes.

Sounds hot.

Have you never been outside? The reason you dont see shit at night is because of all the light pollution from our cities. Here is the first image I googled of yellowstone at night.

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>she squirts so hard it wipes out your whole solar system
What a way to go.

>small tits
Disgusting

Ah shit Im a drunk asshole and didn't read those right. My bad.

It's not that it's dark, it's just very high contrast. Where there's light, there's an absolute fuckload of light. Where there isn't, it's abyssal. You don't usually see stars in the background of spacewalk footage and such because the cameras are tuned for looking at the astronaut and his light work area, not stars.

I was talking about space tho, but i googled it and it is because of the exposure of the cameras and not because other shit as i thought it was.

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What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing?
And what do we think we might see?

not much else we know about it. These jets are created by the accretion disc around a black hole (also) moving at relativistic speeds as it rotates and extend perpendicular to them. I'm just gonna quote wikipedia for the rest.

>The relativistic jet of matter emerging from the core extends at least 1.5 kiloparsecs (5,000 light-years) from the nucleus and consists of matter ejected from a supermassive black hole. The jet is highly collimated, appearing constrained to an angle of 60° within 0.8 parsecs (2.6 light-years) of the core, to about 16° at two parsecs (6.5 light-years), and to 6–7° at twelve parsecs (39 light-years).[95] Its base has the diameter of 5.5 ± 0.4 Schwarzschild radii, and is probably powered by a prograde accretion disk around a spinning supermassive black hole.[95] The German-American astronomer Walter Baade found that light from the jet was plane polarized, which suggests that the energy is generated by the acceleration of electrons moving at relativistic velocities in a magnetic field. The total energy of these electrons is estimated at 5.1 × 1056 ergs[96] (5.1 × 1049 joules or 3.2 × 1068 eV). This is roughly 1013 times the energy produced by the Milky Way in one second, which is estimated at 5 × 1036 joules.[97] The jet is surrounded by a lower-velocity non-relativistic component. There is evidence of a counter jet, but it remains unseen from the Earth due to relativistic beaming.[98][99] The jet is precessing, causing the outflow to form a helical pattern out to 1.6 parsecs (5.2 light-years).[71] Lobes of expelled matter extend out to 80 kiloparsecs (260 thousand light-years).[100]

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I'm fucking sick of this black hole AIDS, when will it end?

Very simple version: due the effects of spin/magnetism on the matter around the black hole, all energy emitted by that matter (that doesn't end up in the black hole itself) is funneled into a jet centered on the axis of rotation. As matter falls into a black hole it's subject to extreme forces and emits an enormous amount of energy. The result is that the jet is moving at a whole-number percentage of the speed of light and anything it impacts will briefly experience being made of new and exciting forms of matter before being reduced to its component particles.

also don't mind the numbers, it seems Yea Forums doesn't handle exponents well

Incredibly dense tits compacted into small points like a black hole.

We failed her, we forgot her, now her vengeful spirit has trancended into space and will kill us all.

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M87 is still manu times bigger than the solar system. It better have huge fucking tits.

So instead of all the countries coming together and finally mastering the stars and making Earth as defensive as possible to what's out there, they decide to play kill the west and and muh money.

Thankfully the nearest galaxy to us is millions of lightyears away, and getting further all the time, so not something we have to worry about.

Thousands of light years is nothing in intergalactic terms, there's an immense void between all galaxies.

you know there's a supermassive black hole less than 27k ly away from you right now right

its called scisoring

Huh

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I'm pretty sure it's either vore or unbirthing.

Post more Black Hole-san, please

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did someone say Earth-chan

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PoV shot of my dick entering Black Hole-chan

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Cute!
CUTE!

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I LIKE IT.

>IMAGINE
>seeing eons pass by in a matter of seconds around you as you descend further into the abyss

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>Thankfully the nearest galaxy to us is millions of lightyears away, and getting further all the time,
>getting further all the time

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Space Engine is possibly the scariest game I have ever played.
Space is TOO FUCKING BIG

How do we stop black hole?

Is Moon x Earth yuri?

Huh, an even more massive black hole?

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its incest

Black Holes are big

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get her so spun up she starts taking off her event horizon and strips down to a naked singularity

I unironically want to stick my dick into a black hole now

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I want to make love to Black Hole-chan...

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>Your dick stretches from the gravitational pull as you drift towards the event horizon, becoming impossibly long

Imagine

They are chinks, the fact that they are sprouting meme I would say the translator did a pretty good job

SPAGHETTIFIED
DICK

What could possibly go wrong?

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>and getting further all the time, so not something we have to worry about.
user, I... I don't know how to tell you this, so I'll just tell you straight. Andromeda is on a collision course.

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A White Hole duh.

It's decided then. We'll consult Holly.

Adding angular momentum to a black hole would just turn her into a Kerr black hole, which would be even worse if are inside the ergosphere.

NTR'd by black hole rape

user,

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holy shit BASED image

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You just didn't get her spun up enough. keep trying.

user, if you toss a black hole into another black hole they unite and turn into a bigger black hole.

But even if you have J²>M⁴, you can't have a naked singularity because it's lewd and thus censored

So what is it?

Oh.

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i may just be absolutely retarded, but is that an image of Rand Al'Thor from The Wheel of Time?

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The good news is, this "collision" won't actually affect a single star system in either galaxies. We'll be fine although by that time our solar system won't even exist anymore

I need to see some black hole symmetrical docking

If Earth really was going to be destroyed, we would have already received an antitelephone call from the future, so don't worry.

>actually supporting the cosmos's bullshit censorship
Singularities should be allowed to streak across the sky and compact matter to infinite density in plain view if they want to

> 2.0 x 10^15 cm
>roughly 1.3 x 10^37 kg
Imagine how fun it would be to orbit her huge body. I'd fly around the universe looking for scenery to bend light from and feed her with.

There's about 30 girls bigger than her listed here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_massive_black_holes

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Black holes are only theoretical and have never been directly observed. The "data" used for the image could have been from a neutron star or a quark.

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Precisely.

youtube.com/watch?v=1agm33iEAuo

Congratulations, it's a girl!

NEERRRRRRD

>a quark

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>secs
No, but they can do parsecs

>Blackhole
>Gobbles up everything in the universe
>draws it as an anorexic chick

Get that shit out of here, user. Black Hole is a thicc onee-san.

To be fair, imaging a single quark from 55 million light-years away would be more impressive

>quark
>neutron star
this is why all the other boards make fun of us

ok thick faggot

no she gets to stay you normalfag

Someone edit the black hole as a girls gaping anus.

Already done.

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She's supposed to be dense with a low volume. So essentially a really heavy loli.

This is what I'd imagine getting black hole'd would look like. There are rotating black holes that exhibit a phenomena known as frame dragging which would look like this.

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I want to fuck that hole

>Humanity's obsession with elves, vampires, succubus, and other monster girls is just due to said races manipulating humanity's subconscious so that humans are extra turned on when they kidnap a human to fuck

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Since relativity is a funny thing there's a genuine possibility that there's a black hole out there that has consciousness.
If we could communicate with it we could probably form a symbiotic relationship with it and feed it more 'food'.

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how would a black hole have any kind of consciousness it's just a gravity well

moon-chan is such an orbiter

what is she reading?

>The SUN is going to KILL us all and HERE'S WHY

AAAAH I WANT TO FUCK A BLACK HOLE

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All these depictions of low class seller black holes. The heart of M87-sama is a galactic black hole.

t. captain of a certain starship

Stellar black holes are low teir.

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Oh you have much more to be worried about just here in your own backyard. Gamma ray bursts from nearby supernovae. Coronal mass ejections from our own sun. There's also a bunch of blackholes, including our own supermassive one.

M87 probably doesn't have a lot of life of in to begin with given how little dust there is. Elliptical galaxies are not where I'd want to be. We live on a minor spiral arm in a nice and safe barred spiral.

>He doesn't know

>drawn with cowtits

Well she isn't flat.

>Actually coming with the force of 1000 suns

>highest mountain is barely above 8km
>Mars' highest mountain is 25km
Earth is flat. FLAT!

The Earth comparatively is flat as fuck thanks to active geology, erosion and all that stuff. If scaled down to the size of a tennis ball it would be far smoother than a cue ball.

Get mogged, M87-chan!

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>Olympus Mons is so wide it's more a plateou than a mountain
>Everest is sharp and pointy

It follows then that Mars-chan has big booms and with flat nipples, while Earth-chan is petite with hard, sensitive, tweakable nubs.

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I somehow learned useful shit about black holes in a thread that's about anons trying to stick their dick in an anthropomorphized version of one.

>Mars is an oppai lol with pancake aerolae
>Earth is tallflat with clitnipples

Congrats, Octa from Drakengard 3 is your spirit bird now as his aspiration in life is to fuck a black hole.

Anons will try to stick their dicks into anything, like an anthropomorphized electrical socket.

>still no image of two black hole yuri

Are there black holes in the voids between galaxies?

>implying it needs to be anthro
I made a quarter inch of skin slough off my cockhead after I stuffed it in a light socket. The tingle was amazing but not at all worth the puss. Once it finally came off the new skin was beyond tender, though, it was unreal. I managed to cum just by holding a fan near.

Why would there be?

It's possible, but we really have no way of knowing. There's fuck-all around them to observe.

There could be if two galaxies collided and one was flung off into deep space. Otherwise, most black holes require quick burning supermassive stars to. Supermassive black holes however are found in the centers of galaxies.

It's entirely possible that a more ordinary black hole could be flung out of orbit after a near-miss with another massive object.

>larger than the entire solar system
Jesus Christ how horrifying

Didn't need to hear that today.

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I now want to fuck black holes. thanks Yea Forums.

What about black hole+red giant yuri? We should be able to picture that.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

>black ...... steals stuff
>white ...... creates stuff
Oh no no no

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link to oryginal?

It's a personification, not a reconstruction. Don't think too hard about it.

Black + Black would be each other trying to one-up the other one.
Black + Red Giant would be straight up rape. Red Giant trying to escape but Black grabbing her and dragging her back.

Fucking Sauron god damn it

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So, what is it?

Never before has being consumed been so appealing.

If they are close to each other in size, it would be fusing. If one is much bigger, it's also rape

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A mathematical idea, nothing more. Go watch a youtube video about it, it's hard to explain.

Why people has to lewd everything? Are they just so sexually frustrated?

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It's in our nature. Someone always starts it, and then everyone else is on board because it's fun.

Yes.

>He doesn't know about Ebola-chan blood rituals.

It's a man's duty to fill every hole.

Yes

Somewhere in the far future, aliens will find our dead civilizations and they will discover the fact that we wanted to fuck black holes.

What about two black holes colliding with one another?

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>blood

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Yes

GATTAI

holy shit, she´s so hot and sexy, now i want be consumed by her

People are certainly sexually frustrated

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>talks about mass
>holds up a weight scale

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see

user...

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fusion form.

Wonderful.

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Two ara ara oneesamas being gay for each other.

With strap-ons and sharp nails involved.

vore4fatty

>all black holes do is consume
>their gravities become so great that they can't help but get caught in one another's pull
>the universe is swallowed
>all that remains is a single vacuum with limitless power
It may take a while but what a hell of a way for it all to end.

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He's not wrong weight is actually affected by the gravity of the place you are. weight is calculated more like gravity X Mass then just mass by itself.

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>limitless
Nope, even the most massive ones will die eventually.

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The universe is expanding too fast for that, though that's not much of a step up. Eventually all that will be left will be slowly evaporating black holes separated by mind-bogglingly vast distances.

FUUUUUUUSION
HAAAA

>you should be able to solve this

Kek I laughed

Absolutely.

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>Yea Forumsholes

>bl/a/ckholes

Not the one in a rotating black hole, brainlet.

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It's fun to imagine that the space-time is so elastic even black holes can rupture the continuum.

>a quark
did you mean a quasar, you literal fucking brainlet? and no, it can't be either

>there might be aliens who are observing mankind's reaction to their first photo of black hole
>the aliens might be browsing this site and already seen the sexualized black holes
This is why we will never be accepted to the Intergalactic Council.

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were like ants to them they probably dont even care about our primitive, retarded society

>Intergalactic Council
everybody's gonna stay alone, don't kid yourself

If the Intergalactic Council cannot appreciate cute 2D girls then I want no part of it

*tug braid*

>there might be aliens who are reacting to the black hole by sexualizing it as well
>aliens might be browsing this site and fapped to our drawings
THROUGH DICK UNITY
UNITY THROUGH DICK

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They probably have long since mastered universal physics and can now lewd things in the 4th dimension and levels even beyond our understanding.

This thread is the living proof we will catch up with them in no time.

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>Japanese
Wew

4dchan probably has multiple 3d porn boards where they post time loops instead of webms. 4d fujoshi on /y/ could be arguing over which of your friends they ship you with.

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Get the fuck out newfag

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>my 3 Kid Goku figurines will be seen as ancient religious iconography

Why is it so blurry though? One would think that Nasa would be able to buy some nonshit cameras for something important like this. Fucking cheap hacks.

You know we live in a 10th dimension universe with a 3D perspective? I don't deny that there are infinite dimensions but what we got right now is what we have.

Oh and 2d shades

We actually live in 26 dimensions, most of them are just too rolled up and small to observe.

>26 dimensions
Citation needed

because the black hole is 330,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away

just zoom in holy shit are they retarded

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I'm pretty sure that every (bosonic) string theory book has that.

>take picture of a glazed donut and fuzz it up in photoshop
>say it's a black hole
>no one can call you out because nobody will ever see one IRL
suprised it took until the year of our Lord 2019 for this to happen desu

this
they didnt even bother to make it black
1/10 low effort but it fooled some people

>bottomless pit of weeb autism
fitting

WRONG. The universe will stop expanding eventually and it will be contained in a spherical ball surrounded by a huge magnetic field like or something similar. That's how the multiverse was confirmed. The parallel universe theory is pretty dumb in my opinion. I don't believe in some ""good"" version of mine doing kind stuff, only in different universes with different laws and worlds is the most plausible theory.
>they didnt even bother to make it black
>even horizon black
Did you know a fiery blizzard surrounding it.

Then go back to your containment board

>don't believe in some ""good"" version of mine doing kind stuff,
you dont know what a parellel universe is besides the American comedy interpetation

anons I think I might have an unhealthy obsession over anime girls butt holes, what do I do

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>Eating Spaghetti
>Spoon

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That first one should be made in a little goth-loli.

It's a fork that's been distorted by how close it is to her

A white hole is actually real and not that important

Look, she's pretty dense, don't bully.

Physicist here. I've actually seen the black hole up close in person and it looks quite similar to ; except it doesn't appear orange due to the Doppler effect which shortens the wavelength of the light it gave off. Because the accretion disc rotates inside the hole's gravity, it's visibly blueshifted on the approaching side and redshifts out to invisibility on the receding side, giving the hole a horizontal brightness gradient. The orange was simply photoshopped in for greater visibility.

Pic related is the closest to what I saw (when viewing roughly 90 degrees below the perspective of )

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Serious question, can they improve the speed at which they image these things? Or is it limited by computer speeds or telescope time? Or what?
Not serious question, would you stick a postgrad's dick in a black hole?

If you're willing to pour even a 10th of the money the USA spends on their military into spess research then yeah, otherwise nah, improvements are gonna take time.

>I've actually seen the black hole up close in person

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prove him wrong

Use this

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>The orange was simply photoshopped in for greater visibility.
No shit dumbass, radio isn't visible to humans.

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So your sayin earth chan is gonna die by sun chan before being consumed by blackhole chan?

Don't worry user we are killing her slowly.

Shes dead anyway when the sun expands further.

>what is burden of proof

Black sclera = diamond dick

>tfw Sun is a christmans cake looking down at kindergarden solarsytem waiting for the right moment to commit a crime.

>Yea Forumsshit
Nah, not going to
Oh, yeah

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>Let's fuck a cat
>Let's fuck a videogame console
>Let's fuck a warship
>Let's fuck a gay cat
>Let's fuck a dragon
>Let's fuck the planet
>Let's fuck our cells
>Let's fuck Bowser
>Let's fuck zombies
>Let's fuck a black hole
So what's the next thing?

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Ourselves

Photons.

We'll be the cool kids selling weed and astronomical body lewds to the Council pointdexters

Oh shit I was about to type that.I remember there being a 20-something minute english VN about a yandere fridge,anybody know it's name?

My bet is food.

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American Pie already happened.

consumer electronics
Home appliances
Corporate brands
Foods and beverages

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smartphones

you did what?

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All of these are basically the same.
The real next step would be to upgrade and go up in the hierarchy of things.
As in Let's fuck fucking or love. You know, higher abstract concepts.

We are actually the least lewd race in the galaxy.
The reason we are not accepted to the Intergalactic Council is we are too tame.

frued wouldve had a fieldday with the japs

already a thing

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Dude STTGL is like 1000000000000000 times bigger than m87, he doesn't even see it

I still wonder what would happen if you took both pills.

weebs and their degeneracy know no bounds

dude have you seen this season of anime? literally all garbage across the boad

why the fuck did i open this picture
black holes are the only thing that fucking shake me to my core
fuck you man

Will mods start banning them again? like back then?

>no-hair conjecture

s5 0014+81 is the best waifu

But could be better...

>You are up to try cunnilingous for the first time with your waifu.
>Goes down and take a lick
>It tastes like the most delicious cherry pie you ever had
>She squirms leaking love juice all over
>Best cherry licour you ever tasted
>You spend hours playing with her cherry while she can barely have strengh to moan anymore
>Your jaw is kill, your mouth is watering and your pants are soaked with pre-cum

weep youtube.com/watch?v=QgNDao7m41M

The absolute state of this thread.

Mods please just end it, there's no hope

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So when are we gonna get Sakura with black hole eyes holding a black hole saying. "I'm going to post this everyday until you like it!" ?

remember there's no fun allowed in 2019 Yea Forums

What if earth is somehow conscious
if life can know it exists as a thing in a larger universe or think, isn't it safe to say that a star or planet can?

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Isn't it just wonderful? If there is a peak to human culture and civilzation, this thread would be it.

god i want to fill her holes

I don't think that's necessarily the case. It relies on an even number of anons waifuing every single waifuable target (0 is an even number, by the way), and for every waifu, exactly half the anons having the same waifu picking red and the other half picking blue, and to begin with I don't think anyone here has the same waifu as me.

wew

Any more of Earth-kun?

fuck dyson spheres, imagine harnessing the relativistic jet for energy

play space engine user :)
first time i did i literally had to close it cause for whatever reason it gave me existential terror

Cftedfssvvcjuv cugbdruggfj
I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT IN ＹＥＡＲＳ

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>bl/a/pckwhole
I TOLD YOU ABOUT BLACK HOLES

good luck trying to fill a black hole

gotta love sp/a/ce threads

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FUCK JUPITER. THAT STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD DIE ALREADY. FUCKING FAT CUNT

>Physicist here.

Please be kind enough to explain why I'm being retarded with this idea.

Assume we have a 2 seconds light long stick made of a fantasy material so that it won't break, now we attach a ball or whatever to one end of the stick, next we push the stick on the other end, the result would be that ball would move instantly, is this moving faster than the speed of light? Is information not restricted to this universal limit?

That's how you talk about a planet that made life on Earth possible?

>we push the stick on the other end, the result would be that ball would move instantly
Ball will move only when the deformation wave from your push reaches it's end of the stick. It's limited to the speed of sound in the stick material.

You can make this thought experiment with a flashlight. Point it to a location then quickly turn it 180°.

Doesn't matter. Still a gay-ass bitch. Everyone should realise that Jupiter is, in fact, the worst. Poor Europa is too good for that ugly fag. And Io too. Io is the best moon.

Of course I still love you, Yea Forums

>have fantasy material
>tries to use it to answer physics question

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=ZpR9kvaD1mE

That's a big hole.

Yup, the once the sun turns into a white dwarf it will be destroyed while colliding with the Andromeda galaxy.

>Osiimi
Expecting lewd version soon.

Galaxy collisions hardly cause any collisions between the stars inside.

But the chance is there. Also, how will the galaxy be renamed after they fuse?

Milkdromeda

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>Milky Andromeda

Collisions, no. The Sun's orbit is a lost cause, though.

youtu.be/IsEDigUHsOQ?t=2m27s
It's explained nicely here.

Yeah, but the sun will eat us up anyway if we stay.
Humanity literally needs to GTFO if we want to survive on the long term

Why did this completely insignificant photo become such a big meme? Direct observation of black holes will not lead to any useful discoveries until they get much better resolutions, which is decades away at best.

It's hardly insignificant. It confirms a number of the theories about black holes we have.

Compared to the previous situation (nothing) any image is significant. While greater resolution might be decades away, it'll STAY decades away unless we put effort into it. Part of that effort is applying current technology to the problem and observing where improvements are needed.

>useful discoveries
>I don't get flying cars or transparent phones out of this so it's useless