Rei is submissive to one guy (gendo) for most of the series, cold and sometimes a bitch to everyone else

>rei is submissive to one guy (gendo) for most of the series, cold and sometimes a bitch to everyone else
>hurr durr submissive doll for wimpy virgins lol
>asuka is submissive to one guy (kaji) for most of the series, a bitch and sometimes cold to everyone else
>WOW SO STRONK THIS MEANS IM SUCH A BIG TOUGH GUY FOR LIKING HER N-NOT A WIMPY VIRGIN AT ALL
why are asukafags so dumb bros?

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imagine watching eva and all you're thinking about is what girl to like

I just want to comfort her, asuka doesn't deserve it

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Is there anyone more despicable than waifufags?

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If you paid attention you would figure Rei only ever does what she wants.

Gendo earned her devotion and at that point she would do anything for him. However she doesn't just follow orders, Rei's sense of loyalty compels her to go against the orders if she thinks it's best.
>when she was injusred and attempted a kamikaze attack at Zeruel when she was told not to
>when she was fighting(more like getting killed by) the worm angel she refused to eject because that would endanger Shinji and decided to blow up instead
>EOE "No, Ikari-kun is waiting for me"

Rei is a spartan-kamikaze type of girl.
Not only she would jump of a roof if you told her, she would jump off a roof for you even if you told her to not.
She follows her convictions and loyalty rather than what she's told, just like Bushido says
>when you can chose to die or not - die

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These kinds of people watch every anime they come across only thinking about what girl to like. And the industry panders to it.

>>when you can chose to die or not - die
the /jp/ mantra.

Rei does those things because she WANTS to die.

She knows she can't die and trying to hurts which is bad.
After all she really appreciates being saved.

>She knows she can't die
You say that like she shares a collective conscious with the other tube-reis.

It's her own line from EOE, she was waiting for her human existence to end but she knows Gendo would just respawn her back to life.
>collective consciousness
In EVA's world souls only come from Lilith to the naturally born people so neither clones nor EVAs can have their own souls(Ritsuko explains that in some episode), they are created as soulless vegetables and then animated by a borrowed soul.

All Reis shared the same soul borrowed from Lilith so she's basically respawning or reincarnating with each clone.
Whether the memories die with the body or pass on with the soul is unclear, looks like she loses memory but keeps the abstract feelings and emotions.

It's possible she didn't know about them, maybe the shutters were always down while she was in that room, but she knew enough that there would be another Rei if she died and could guess when she was the third.

If she guessed she was the third, she knew she was the second before.

How did she even know that? I'm not being a rhetorical cunt, I'm seriously wondering.

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Remembering when she was the first.

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Maybe she was told that.
Maybe she actually remembered being murdered and dying.

It's unclear what memories she keeps and what doesn't. Rei 3 certainly is not a whole new different person from Rei 2, she seems to remember something.
>comes to her room
>finds glasses
>crushes them
>Choses Shinji in EOE
So it's a dilemma.
She certainly is connected to the previous character, but her personality changes as if she had a partial memory loss.

My personal theory and understanding is that they were making a backup of her memory for the dummy plug.
Remember when Rei was stuck in a glass tube?
I think that's when they made a memory backup and Rei 3 woke up with a memory gap from that moment.
That could also explain why Rei 3 was so cold, she woke up out of the loop having no idea what her lelatioships with the others were supposed to be now.
Is she friends with Shinji now? Did they have a fight? Maybe they are fucking lover now but she forgot it. She doesn't know what happened in between and how to act.

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Asukacucks eternally BTFO once and for all.

Same but I like Asuka. Just not the same way.

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I love Rei

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pathetic.

>Gendo earned her devotion
* brainwashed her from birth and possibly raped her

t. shinji

I'm pretty sure he was the best father he could be for her.
Which isn't all great, but she never had better.

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This is totally normal stuff you do to a daughter, huh?

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When your synthetic daughter is an embodiment of an eldritch goddess and you need to blow up the world by putting something that stuck to your hand inside her pussy - perfectly normal.

Although is sonds like a EVA version of an ancap meme.

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I unironically don't think Gendo did anything wrong.

Gendo was just a victim of Yui.

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He didn't.
All he ever did was chasing Yui's ghost.

yui is literally the keikakumaster of eva

>yui is the "cruel angel" in cruel angel's thesis

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Yes

bros what if everybody finds out yui was the big bad all along in rebirth 4? wouldn't that be something?

He's not doing that to satisfy himself sexually tho. It's like giving your daughter mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, except in Gendo's case he just wants to turn everyone into tang so he can reunite with his waifu.

>banning your dad from the tang because you're an angsty teenager
what a little shit.

HOT!

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No.
It was between him and Yui, Shinji had nothing to do with it.

After Rei left him Gendo didn't feel he deserves to go to tang.

>2dpd

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Why did he have to start at her breast?

COPE

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He was going to stick his arm in her pussy. Where was he supposed to start? shove it straight up her ass?

You normally start at the sensitive places so that the girl would relax, warm up, and get in the mood a little.

She looks too old to be cosplaying Asuka.

Alright Gendo. Whatever you say, daughterfucker.

Cute, for 3DPD.

More so than I'd like to admit.

Ritsuko best girl

Pic related is the best Asuka I've ever seen and it's not even an actual Asuka cosplay

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>normalfag opinion
>normalfag anime gif
>it's a fucking tumblr gif on top of that

exit and remain exit

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Imagine waking up every morning to that

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sounds like heaven if you ask me

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Not him, but what's normalfag about wanting to comfort Rei?

Please don't post lewd images of my cute wife Rei.

Twenty four years

Teh Rei

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This artist's faces are priceless

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Was that english?

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????

Red hair, red latex, blue eyes, lithe, what can be easily confused for an assertive attitude. Altogether -- an explosive cocktail to impress on a teenage viewer's budding sexuality.

Before i watched EVA i was searching porn sites for readheds.

After i watched EVA i was searching for short hair.

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Delete this. My pure and wholesome wife Rei would never make such indecent faces

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Bushido is about being crazy to die.

Rei seeks oblivion because she's tired of respawning and wants to return to Lilith, but Shinji gives her something to live for.

Rei has a continuity of consciousness between bodies. She doesn't remember things clearly, but she does remember. It's why she crushes Gendo's glasses then starts crying as Rei III; she feels betrayed as Rei II. Her EoTV case is her talking to the other hers, trying to piece together who or what the real Rei Ayanami is supposed to be.

Brainlet here, what was the deal with Misato makin that annoyed yet contemplative face when Shinji repeated "part of your job?"? It was during that episode when she went to Shinji's school as his guardian.

Shinji didn't see her attention as an act of kindness but as doing the guardian's job.

I get that, but I thought the scene was supposed to be saying something about Misato since it really focused on her face there.

>that face when realize you said the wrong thing and your foster child thinks he's an impersonal obligation

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She was annoyed because he was right.
Her whole motherly act, moving him into her flat, etc. was just a way to keep a tight leash on him. And it's pretty cruel to manipulate a motherless child like that.

yes it was motherfucker.

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>pure

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Is this loss?

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hello where is canon

I love her bros

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I talked to Anno myself and confirmed that this indeed did actually happened. Do you not trust me or something? Why would I lie about such a thing?

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literally a mary sue

you don't go from a traumatized mute child to the head of humanity's secret weapons division

Not if you have any personal life. The Katsuragi name could have gotten her special consideration, but she must have crammed like a demon to make up for those years she missed and get into a school that had been good enough for Ritsuko, and she was sent to the German branch of Nerv first, she had to have done something to be promoted operations director at headquarters.

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Because they are afraid of taking responsibility.
Just look how hard shinji had to work to just get a smile from Rei. While asuka kissed him just out of boredom.

Rei is a girl who requires contant effort, you can't just tell her to like you. Asuka is a horny bitch, you don't have to worry about anything. Just be there and she will approach you, tell you want she wants and reward you. There is no challenge is losing your pride and acting like her slave, asuka is the real easy mode for spinless betas like shinji.

>Just be there and she will approach you, tell you want she wants
Did you even watch the show? Asuka was a massive sperg with communication issues who loved to play footsies and mindgames in order to always have an exit if things didn't go her way

Why do Reifags literally just take apt criticisms of Rei and go "NO, YOU!"

They did this will the doll thing, and now it seems like you're trying to do it with the "rei is the easy route" thing. Kind of pathetic. This just reinforces my viewing of the kind of person who chooses Rei: a passive person who wants to follow others. This sort of person is bound to be unable to make his own arguments and will only weakly imitate the ones made by Asukafags. This is very similar to the lore landscape of Evangelion, actually. There is plenty of lore pointing to LAS *and* LRS, but LAS absolutely dominates because Reifags are some of the laziest most passive people. All of the heaviest Rei lore was discovered by Asukafags, isn't that sad?

>Apparently crammed like hell
>Is a strategic retard anyway whose main tactics seem to be enthusiasm+guts for every battle
No, Gendo probably wanted someone who wouldn't be too successful at actually making the kids into good pilots with a proficiency for battle plans.

Gendo just wanted someone who would unquestioningly follow his orders. Misato was perfect for the role because she has massive daddy issues and a male authority figure is like god to her.

What if she earned distinction from being a good soldier?
When shit hits the fan in EoE she is shown being better at gunfighting than SEELE's mercenaries. Also being completely fine with killing in cold blood

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>What if she earned distinction from being a good soldier?

I doubt it. Evangelion isn't that kind of story.

It might me a show about giant robots, but in most other ways it's very grounded. Anything having to do with humans is draped in realism.

She was in Germany, Asuka already knew her, she actually is pretty good with kids, would it have been enough distinguishing if she got a brat they were stuck with as one of the only possible pilots to respond to orders and survive a simulation?

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Threadly reminder that Asuka and Rei are both good, yet deeply troubled characters fully deserving of love and compassion. And that being said, Rei still a best.

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To fujos
I haven't visited eva thread in 2 years but i remember fujos comparing kawoshin to some japanese book... It was about a boy and his heavenly friend and the friend disappeared at the end i think. What was it called?

Misato eats cold ravioli out of the can.

Rei may be a best, but Asuka is THE best.

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don't make her get out the bakawerfer

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What makes less sense to me is that Misato is apparently paid like dirt despite her incredibly vital position. The prospect of a steak dinner for 3 kids has her wallet balking, and all she eats at home is cheap shit.

Also she is pretty fortunate that an angel never chooses to attack when she is drinking.

>What makes less sense to me is that Misato is apparently paid like dirt despite her incredibly vital position.
Doesn't Asuka lampshade this? About post-2I people being stingy or something
Salaries are a lot shittier post-2I it seems

>filename is souryuu
>picture is Shikinami
Fix this you infidel.

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Aftrer all, is it romanized Soryu, Sohryu or Souryuu?

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for me? It's sega saturn.

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>Hikari has pirated games for Saturn
fucking criminal

I usually just stick to Soryu.

Why are they all named after boats?

The Horakis are trains.

They're stupid and superficial. When Asuka isn't pushing Shinji around, she's desperately throwing herself at him. Only when she's unwilling or incapable of putting up a facade of strength does the otaku surrogate Shinji have the balls to make a move. Asuka has always been the favorite of the deep otaku crowd for a reason, including Anno himself. This dynamic has influenced countless wimpy protagonist-aggressively insecure heroine pairings.

Obviously Wimpy men can like Rei too but because the girl behaves more heroically and is more dependable than the hero. Rei is even the one who ultimately confronts Gendo in the end, not Shinji himself. Influenced the whole sekai-kei genre, some of her clones like Yuki exhibit this too, perhaps Saber is a shoutout except there's drama about the gender role reversal, all the way down to Rem in Re:Zero carrying the protagonist who's best trait is getting himself killed.

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A toilet.

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Rei only was a bitch to Shinji and only like one time.
Asuka is constantly a bitch to people in general.

She was a bitch to Asuka in that one scene too. Granted, it was totally called for.

Rei isn't a bitch to other people only because she literally doesn't talk to anyone else.

Rei was rather abrasive and passive-agressive until Shinji shot Ramiel.

For a good reason though, Shinji acted like a complete little faggot and was yet to earn any respect.

What scene?
That might be, but she still isn't.

When Asuka comes to school for the first time and asks Rei if she wants to be friends.
Rei gets annoyed that her reading is being interupted and brushes Asuka off, saying she'd be friends if ordered.

i can't believe ramiel is fucking dead...

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>Rei isn't a bitch to other people only because she literally doesn't talk to anyone else.

Nah, when she does she's genuinely kind.
She visited Toji to havea chat about piloting and tried to talk some sense into Asuka.

Rei, Misato and Kaji are the only legitimately good people in Evangelion.

>misato
>legitimately good
wew lad

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Eh, I still don't think it's comparable to how Asuka acts. Rei might want to be left alone, but hardly goes out of her way to act like a bitch. The only instance that I would consider was she slapping Shinji for badmouthing Gendo.

>MIsato
>good person
Yeah, no way. Shinji and Asuka are both above her on the chain, and they're half her age.

Misato's broken and hopeless but she's genuinely altruistic and one of the few people who actually do care about those close to her, don't know why he put Kaji in there though given how his only good feat was talking sense into Shinji and then going back to being a self absorbed suicidal idiot.

>Rei gets annoyed that her reading is being interupted

That's not the reason.
>Some rude, loud, foul mouthed, unwashed Gaijin baboon jumps out of the jungle
>Entire crowd comes to see this shit as if they were in zoo
>HEY YOU! YES YOU!
>Nani?
>BE MY FRIEND
>Doshte?
>CAUSE IT"S CONVENIENT FOR ME

Ehhh what?
Who the fuck does that? First of all friendship is a relationship you establish with mutual commitment, and second of all CONVENIENT? Is Rei supposed to be Asuka's convenience? Give her a piggyback ride home or what?

The bitch could ask politely to get to know each other for the sake of team spirit and comradery, but this is just bullshit, I would respond
>Wow, fuck off you female sperg
just as well.

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Toji and Asuka are Ikari-kun's friends. They aren't important enough otherwise for Rei to learn their names.

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They are fellow pilots who seem to be in trouble

You are absolutely correct except for the spoiler part, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

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>The only instance that I would consider was she slapping Shinji for badmouthing Gendo.

Consider that just before that he broke into her home, messed up her things, touched her precious glasses without permission, them groped her, and after that went on a hysterical rant about Gendo who was fighting to protect the world (incluging Shinji) from impending doom this entire time.
>Reee my daddy doesn't visit me
>YOU SELFISH SPOILED LITTLE SHIT HE'S FIGHTING FUCKING ALIENS IN HERE, FOR YOU! Then he calls you here to ride giant robots and grope my fucking tits, do you still not feel good enough? What more do you fucking want? Everybody to stop fighting angels and start dancing around you?
Rei was based, and considering the context her composure is immense.

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>that pic
Is there a SINGLE good polygamous Eva fanfic?
I don't think you can write a realistic scenario with Shinji pleasing both Asuka and Rei

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*start clapping around you

She's not exactly altruistic but traits like compassion, duty, and self-sacrifice are born from her selfishness. You can claim Shini and Asuka are "better people" by virtue of being literal children, but they're also bratty, myopic and self-absorbed. You're not looking up to them, they're not expected to. That is Misato's role, she's not the best at it but she tries.

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I feel she slapped him in that moment more because Shinji denouncing faith in Gendo, who Rei's whole purpose in life has been to help achieve his goal, is an indirect denouncement to all her pain and struggles up to that point.

>Is there a SINGLE good polygamous Eva fanfic?
There is this one, its not bad, but it was never finished as several chapters after the three got together the story got stuck on some tangent subplot about the pilots protesting their work conditions and couldn't figure a way out of it.

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>the story got stuck on some tangent subplot about the pilots protesting their work conditions and couldn't figure a way out of it
fucking lmao.

>I don't think you can write a realistic scenario with Shinji pleasing both Asuka and Rei
Because that's not meant to happen. Asuka is the man in this OT3.

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Gendo told Shinji to fight a city destroying alien by getting into a giant machine he had never seen before and had no training in operating.
And that giant machine makes you feel the pain that is inflicted on it. And if Shinji would ever fail the entire world would end.
Also Gendo never did anything for Shinji. Nor did he ever fight any aliens. The angel in the first episode is the first angel since Adam.

For Rei life is a bad dream she hopes to wake up from one day. She knows she's not a real human, she knows she isn't going to live long, grow up and become an adult. So she's just waiting her life out, rather than trying to enjoy it.
Rei has no self respect whatsoever, she wouldn't care about getting insulted personally. She probably wouldn't care if Shinji raped her before wrapping up (Maybe that's why she asked if he was going to get up or not?)

Gendo however is an absolute hero in her eyes.
Not only she know how hard and dedicated he is, he is the sole person who ever cared about her "Akagi hates her" and he shown her an act of commitment by opening the hatch. It was completely unnecessary, he could just leave her there for a couple hour or to die, it wouldn't matter, but he burned hands to let her out and get her to hospital which was the sole time in her entire life somebody cared about her.

If Shinji replied "I barely know him, he left me and that was it, why would I trust him" that would be one thing, so he went on to insult her hero, that tipped her over.

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Advice and Trust almost but doesn't quite go there.

>Consider that just before that he broke into her home,
The door was open and he was looking for her because he was told, and didn't saw her or heard her. What he did was wrong, but mostly because he is an idiot.

>messed up her things, touched her precious glasses without permission, them groped her,

These mostly weren't his intentions.

>and after that went on a hysterical rant about Gendo who was fighting to protect the world (incluging Shinji) from impending doom this entire time.

Gendo was a crazy selfish man, even Rei realised it by the end user.

Eva could fight on it's own and Gendo must have known that.
All they told him is to get in and let it do the job.

Besides he didn't have to. Rei would pilot it instead.
But Shinji kinda bitched, then agreed, then it was fine but he still bitched.

>Gendo was a crazy selfish man, even Rei realised it by the end user.
well yeah but the point is she didn't realize it then

All fair in love and war.
All he did he did to see Yui again, can't blame him.

True, but she still lashed out against Shinji without properly understanding the context from what he was saying. I mean, I guess Shinji really is unlikeable, but she still kind of acted bitchy there.

Gendo knew but he never told Shinji that, so in Shinji's eyes it was basically a suicide mission.
The point of saying Rei should pilot was to goad Shinji into piloting. They hadn't even tested if Rei could pilot unit-01 until episode 14.
Shinji bitched because he didn't want to do then he did it anyway because he basically had no choice.

Yeah true. I'm generally of the opinion that you keep your hands to yourself even if you had your feefees upset, so nothing short of Shinji trying to hit her first would justify the slap to me. I perfectly understand wanting to slap Shinji's shit though, he was especially annoying in that scene.

>Also Gendo never did anything for Shinji
From Rei's position, Gendo sent away his real child without subjecting him to any science, made her to use instead, and only brought a real person who was guaranteed to be compatible with Eva back in because she'd failed.

>The point of saying Rei should pilot was to goad Shinji into piloting. They hadn't even tested if Rei could pilot unit-01 until episode 14

I think it would work, Rei would get fucked up worse than before, but she can take it.

Yui has a mind of her own, she may or may not allow Rei to pilot depending on the situation.
Rei could work with Yui when it was
>smells like Ikari
In ep 14 yui wanted Shinji and nobody else.

what would've happened in the eva universe if yui was never born? were they all doomed anyways or did she really make things that much worse?

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The fact that people actually think any of the characters in NGE are anything other than profoundly broken and/or selfish fucking floors me. Arguing over best girl in NGE is like arguing over if Two and a Half Men or Big Bang Theory is better. You can do it, and you can hold a strong opinion, but in the end it's pointless because they all fucking suck anyways.

I'm an Asukafag who likes reading fics, and even I can't take that one remotely serious.

Asuka and Shinji get over their issues almost instantly from a single night of fooling around, and the story blame's Rei's canon personality on the medication she takes, which is really damn insulting.
They convince her to get off the meds, and Rei suddenly becomes 100% obsessed with love.

>Also Gendo never did anything for Shinji.
He is protecting the world for Shinji.

But Rei like Gendo so she wouldn't want to be sent away therefore she should be able to sympathies with Shinji not wanting to either.

SEELE still exists, still carries out Second Impact, so that's half the population gone right there. Without Yui, there's likely no Project E, so when the Angels start attacking humans are defenseless.

Plus there won't even be an eternal monument to mankind floating through space.

What do you mean "for Shinji"?
Gendo "protects" the world so that he can initiate instrumentality(which is basically destroying the world) and be with Yui, that is his sole motivation.

The second impact, Project E, Instrumentality and everything was Yui's idea entirely.

SEELE would have no reson to blow up the Second impact without the project E.

People like the girls in Eva BECAUSE they are broken. They want a cute damaged waifu who they can nurse back to normality.

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Now this is shitposting.

In general, I dislike all characters of NGE, but I think Rei was having a really nice development in the movies and had she contiued like that she would had become a really likeable character if they didn't reset her immediatly when this started to happen.

I like the Eva characters in a non-sexual way. They're just so believable and well-written, they have stayed with me for years

It's really strange how popular and in-depth eva threads are here even 24 years after release, especially considering how "current-season" fixated the board is in general.

If Yui proposed the planned demolition of Adam, then that wouldn't happen without someone else having the same idea. If Professor Katsuragi's prodding wakes Adam up anyway, that's Second Impact completed without interruption. If Adam never wakes or explodes, then per EoE the Angels already existed in the Earth and would be emerging on schedule anyway, except they'd have an Adam to reach and there might not be any weapons to oppose them.

The only people who have stayed with Eva are fans of character driven plots anyways. It's people who have loved the characters and can't forget them. The people that didn't see what was so great about Eva have fucked off long ago

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They didn't just poke him with a stick for science or anything. He wasn't just sleeping there.

Adam was impaled with a spear of Longinus since he met Lilith pretty much like Cthulhu (That isn't dead which may forever lie) and they knew that once pulled out he would go pretty wild and spawn the angels.

Professor Katsuragi was sent on a suicide mission as an expendable person. They lied to him saying that Adam won't blow up, meanwhile Gendo was called off as an important enough person to keep alive.

Both Shinji and Rei had a point in that scene. They were both within reason to feel the way they did and couldn't understand the other's pov. While Gendo is an asshole, Shinji at that point was (understandably) pretty butthurt over Rei's seemingly better relationship with his father. Not even he fully comprehended the depths of his father's selfish and manipulative nature. The scenes where Gendo and Shinji save Rei compares well, as the point is Rei begins to see her treasured Gendo in Shinji (and later begins to see Shinji in Gendo, in a less positive light), but they contrast well given more info: the former ultimately sees her (and everyone) as a means toward a personal end, while the latter treats her as an end in herself.

This.
Shinji felt prettu much jealous of Rei.
Not only Gendo left him, but he also got himself another child he hangs out and spends time with,

The theory has been around forever that Angels were created by Second Impact and nothing would have happened in the first place if not for Seele, but this is what is in the series.

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I just think Asuka is more physically attractive. I didn't even like Eva.

If the angels were around first, maybe 2nd Impact is why they woke up, and they would have kept sleeping if Adam remained dormant.

Where do they even pop up from anyway?
Some seem to just come from space, then there is the one idling in larva form in the middle of a volcano (also conveniently in Japan)

>bros

Redpill me on Gendo, Yea Forums

That does not contradict what i said.
Seele wanted to become the ultimate lifeform both possessing the human intelligence and angel's strength.
For that they needed to take Adam, miniaturize it, and then stick it into Rei's pussy as shown in and then for Lilith to grant them their wish. The second impact and the spawning of the Angels was a byproduct of obtaining Adam.

It's unclear whether they even tried to avoid it, or did they just say "YOLO it's gonna be worth it" I lean to believe the latter.

Lilith though said "fuck you I like Ikari-kun".

People who shit on them and people who call any fictional character (male or female) a waifu just because they like their design or some other bullshit.

terminal oneitis and a bitch.

The more detailed explanation was in some Japanese EVA game on ps2.
>First Adam and Angels were living on Earth happily
>Then there was first impact - Lilith crash landed on Earth.
>???? Either she whopped Adam's ass, or he committed seppuku but he ended up with his own spear up his ass
>The angels were either killed in the process or were un-created and sucked back into Adam.
>an eternity later Seele pull Adam's spear out of his ass and that creates angels again

>Where do they even pop up from anyway?

Adam blew up with such power the Angel eggs could well have been sent to orbit or have penetrated deep into the Earth's mantle,
Or rested on the bottom of the ocean, whatever.

I think that's how it generally is. Characters can be sold just on their design. Look at Mari.

Ritsuko does say it's like a pupa instead of saying egg. With the reference to abandoning human form, I wonder if the plan at one point wasn't for angels to start from a human-like larval stage. That'd be a hell of a thing to infer without it being represented anywhere, though.

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I love Rei in a non-sexual way. She really is a well-written character.

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I'm glad at least we can talk about the actual plot and mechas in here.

What is the obsession with this dom/sub shit anyway? How fucking stupid to force your top-bottom kink horseshit on all human relations.

Everything needs to be a dehumanizing power struggle, user. Never relax.

Well it's just a little more complex if you take on account that she's part Lilith and therefore a alien primal goddess of life. So in a way its like if Gendo was punished by the Virgin Mary, his wife, his daughter and his mother at the same time.

Just like my ex girlfriend

Rei had a hard life. Say something nice about her.

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Rei is a good girl!

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She's a cute, I want to ruffle her hair and hug her.

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Rei is the best girl.

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this, Misato is so flawed but easily the most true hearted character in the series, (unless you consider Rei but she's not really a person)

Misato has got to be the most beloved pedo in the history of art

So if Rei was made from Yui, what homo (sapien) was Kaworu made from?

People speculate Chairman Keel's DNA (spliced with Adam)

The love of cute boys is the purest of loves.

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She's the best, simply the best.

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being altruistic to a degree tho. Beyond her revenge fantasy (which she endangers the lives of children to achieve) she pretty much doesn't take any selfish actions. She's obviously self indulgent to the point of absurdity but her death truly shows what she valued and was willing to do to try and save the world.

you have a pretty ridiculous standard for broken/selfish then. Do you unironically think that everyone has a functional life and psyche. A lot of people are fundamentally miserable and the characters of the story are about as functional as the average person I've experienced. (The characters are a little archetypal at times so some things can be a little extreme) but the psychological issues of the characters are clearly seen in average people. (i.e misato's alcoholism/lonely lifestyle, Asuka's superiority complex)

She mastered the art of fishing with a giant robot.

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You could say she was a real human bean.

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I think she's gReit

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I don't know why I feel the need to respond to these meme posts but... Kissing a young man with your dying breath in order to encourage him to save himself (and reward him with sex after) and the world ain't pedophilia. Also what 14 year old wouldn't want that...

Misato's plenty shortsighted, it's just usually coming from her compassion. Shinji would die anyway whether he was in an eva or not, along with everyone else, if they can't kill angels. Jet Alone melting down in a populated area wouldn't affect Nerv and their ability to stop angels from killing the world, but potentially losing their director of operations and damaging their only functioning eva would. Ritsuko was taking reasonable positions to conserve the most of their utilities and continuing to do their job every time Misato beat on her.

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She also offered to fuck his pain away after Rei died
>Also what 14 year old wouldn't want that...
Irrelevant to the definition

>Do you unironically think that everyone has a functional life and psyche
So because there are many irl people with a broken psyche and dysfunctional life, the eva girls aren't broken/selfish? I guess I don't really understand what you're getting at.

not clear if that is the case. Very normal for a close friend to embrace you in a non sexual way if you are in a tough spot emotionally. Have you never hugged a friend after they lost a loved one? Did your Mom hug you when your dog died?
>Irrelevant to the definition
pedophile is a loaded term lmao
if she did try to have sex with Shinji then ok. He said no and that's that. Women with younger men is not the same as older men with women. Additionally literally not pedophilia because
13 AGE OF CONSENT

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It shows where Misato's mind goes, she can only try being all military discipline yelling at him, or switch over to sex appeal to reach him, she struggles to reach out as the mother figure he wants.

Also she was kinda bleeding out in the middle of the kiss, so I'm pretty sure it just fucked Shinji worse.
There was even some blood on Shinji's lip after, though I'm too lazy to see if he wiped his hand there or if it really meant Misato was bleeding into his mouth mid-kiss.

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read what
said. He's treating the characters like villainous monster who outside of (SEELE,Gendo and Ritsuko(or her turbo bitch mother)) are good people and more self sacrificing than 80% of people I've met. In my experiences the more you get to know people the more flawed they are (and if you look introspectively you will probably be disgusted as well.) That's why people love the characters.

agreed so literally not pedophilia. She's not taking advantage of someone younger than her she's trying to save his life....

I've always kind of read Shinji as being sort of tortured by the way his sexual desires complicate his relationships. With that in mind, attempting to "motivate" him with sexual affection was basically the exactly wrong thing to do for his actual mental health.

That is what's likable about Misato, much of what she says or does comes from the right place. 'Selfishness' isn't always such an awful thing, especially when being 'selfless' necessitates being cold and ignoring all the little details in favor of the bigger picture. She's struggling with the roles she's assumed, which often come into conflict.

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Trying to motivate/manipulate him with sex was what she did from day 1, before she even met him.
She was handing him masturbation fodder of herself to get him to show up and get sent into a fight to the death.

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>She was handing him masturbation fodder of herself to get him to show up and get sent into a fight to the death.
I think it's simpler than that. It's how she relates to men

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I've heard the idea that it could be Misato's father, which would be pretty fucked up.

what would motivate a 14 year old better than that lmao. She wanted him to pilot the Eva and before she knew him seduction would obviously be the most obvious method. Trying to motivate someone to fight to protect the earth isn't some evil thing to do it's common sense. As the show progresses she cares for Shinji and tries to help him she ain't some child hunting pedo lmao.

Can anyone post the chart that has all the anime inspired by/and or ripoff of evangelion

>It's how she relates to men
That and she's kinda stunted in the maturity department and greatly relates to Shinji too much for comfort. Just contrast her and Shinji with Kaji and Asuka.

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Obviously she's not some kind of monster, but the way she tries to relate to Shinji is deeply unhealthy. Shinji is an intelligent and sensitive kid, and a mature person (which Misato is not) who actually cares for him (of which Misato is on of few people who DO) would have much more success.

not really, she's not reliant on Shinji at all she more so wants to help him. Even after Kaji dies and Shinji ignores her she still tries to comfort him after Adam's death and ultimately dies to save him. It's a one sided relationship for basically the whole series and Shinji is the one getting all the benefits.

>she's not reliant on Shinji at all
I didn't say reliant, I said she relates to him. She does, a lot. Everything she does for him is of her own will, but definitely because she feels an affinity with him. She's more concerned with him than she is with Asuka, for sure.

agreed. I think it's because Shinji at least allowed her to connect at times while Asuka boxed her out pretty quickly. She recognized that she was failing with them both later in the series but she also kind of neglected her abilities after Kaji's death. (Literally noone gave her any emotional support after a ridiculously traumatizing event.)

>That one chapter with the mass shooting which goes full grimdark for about 5 minutes
Hardest I've laughed all year, almost makes subjecting myself to the whole fic worth it.

easily best girl i would die just to cuddle with her

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The meme of "only losers want Rei, and real men want real women like Asuka and Misato", needs to die. Most real women are not like Asuka and Misato. Only trainwreck alcoholics and bitches are like them. There are many quiet, happy or mature and serious women out there. Asuka and Misato are mistakes and should not be used as references for real women.

The characters are the best part of the show the
I can relate with the main cast a lot specifically shinji

Basically consider the characters in themselves and stop using them to define yourself and others.

In case you haven't noticed, the entire Eva cast, besides outliers of Toji and Hikari, are not representative of healthy normal people.

That said, it should be changed to "losers want Misato and everyone else likes Asuka and/or Rei".

>everyone, especially losers, likes Asuka and/or Rei
ftfy