Is this Yea Forums's idea of a perfect girlfriend?

But she is dead

Stop it, boner

that smile could cure cancer I swear

yes and?

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Still better than any 3DPD.

im that cat

>Implying Spook-chan isn’t cute
Your bone structure betrays you, for it shows me meme exactly how cute you are !

/thread

No I hate kids, stop putting baby making propaganda in my cartoons Abe

Nah, I want a rich ojou that doms me.

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How is one taught to make babies?

I'd bone that.

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She's been taught how to excite and pleasure men. It is her duty to make children for Oda Nobunga after all.

I miss him

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But you pee from those

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I'd rather one that can also cook and take care of those babies too.

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No, this is

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She's 14 you fucking pedophiles.

What are you doing posting my sister in law?

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I could ask you the same.

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...do you not realize where you are?

Don't tell me you've already forgotten the queen of Yea Forums?

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Don't respond to them.

2spoopy4me

Lmao, shit taste.

Excuse me, it's clear that this and this are two different people, what is going on in here?

Now KISS

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She's pretty cute, maybe.

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How can one family be so great?

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Literally who? I've been here since 2013 so I'm not a newfag.

Doesn't even need to be human

This is the ideal girlfriend

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So a dog?

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>I'll love you unconditionally user! Here let me kiss you and give you a blowjob

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Needs to be sapient, but a dog is fine too.

Id let Pure give me a rectal examination.

You got it wrong. Pee is stored in the balls.

This is my perfect wife.

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Nao, girls can't marry girls in Japan.

Shit girl, always let her friends die

No. My perfect girlfriend is a sexy, blonde, white girl with yamato nadeshiko personality.

wrong

make her a couple years younger and yes.

My wife is the most perfect woman of all time

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>taugh only to to make babies
>entire skill set dedicated to producing the highest number of "highest quality" progenies
>finds user lacking in both physical, personality and financial means
>starts having affairs with men of higher physical qualities in order to produce higher quality children
>starts looking for men with better financial means
>leaves user once she convince a man with higher income and better upbringing that she has seen the light and is a reformed woman

>ideal gf

As if. Tradcucks are a joke.