Sarazanmai

Who is the literal audience for this?

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Ikuhara himself

Ikuhara and Ikuharafags

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People who like fun.

Dumb frogposters

me only

Reo and Mabu tweets in March
>Once April rolls around we should take a trip to see the cherry blossoms #Reo
>Mabu taking photos with frog statues and calling them kappas
>Mabu overworking himself and Reo getting worried
>Mabu gets sick with allergies/colds several times
>Mabu wants Reo's cooking
>Reo spots a letter in their cooking book

Which leads to the last tweets
>You've been hiding something from me #Reo
twitter.com/keeponly1luv/status/1111173594585935872
>It's been settled for ages. And it's not nearly as dangerous a job as you think it is #Mabu
>That's not up to you! #Reo
>Morning. #Mabu
>I can't believe he left without saying a word to me #Reo
>We're gonna keep the peace in this town #Mabu
>Shit, where the hell are you?! #Reo
>Even in this rotten world, I'm not letting go of desire #Reo

>Reo and Mabu never saw the cherry blossoms together

People with high IQs
So not you

shotafags

damn holy shit
F

Finally the twitter account is brought up instead of the spin-off manga. It's more likely a prequel than the manga.

Some people theorize they were in with the otters for a long time and this is when Mabu dies, explaining his gray appearance in the anime.

Reo confirmed for making some kind of deal with the devil to get Mabu back which will inevitably end in tears

I expect more shitposting in these threads.

But the manga is cute and in it they're happy together

What if their bosses were the otters?

What if they are the otters?

Yeah but it's not a prequel and it's not as linked to the anime like the twitter. Some user kept calling it a prequel when it's officially a spin-off.

Are they really otters though? I mean, there was that word play on the police box name. It's more likely they're mortals in cahoots with otters rather than being otters themselves.

It's not the first time that an Ikuhara anime deviates from the manga.

Place your bets, will there be:

-a time loop

-Kazuki is actually dead and got a do-over based on that events pre-op

-none of them are in the "real world" even if they believe they are

Honestly? People who like original things and enjoy theorizing a lot.

I fear Ikuhara may disappear after Sarazanmai

fujoshits

the last two threads it was being discussed when we were figuring out what's up with Mabu and Reo for or theories. And how the Twitter may be for 10 years ago too.

I think Sara is their boss and uses the otters to communicate with them.

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>-a time loop
No. Fuck time loop. I'm fucking shit of that shit. Worse is if they also decide to include some bullshit about 'limited amount of energy so you need to sacrifice some other characters' happiness' or someshit. I'm looking at you Revue Starlight

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After reading the mango I'm pretty sure both of them did something really bad to keep Sara by their side (or at least Mabu did)

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I can't have another dry spell like waiting between Utena and Penguindrum.

Attempt at translating the full Sarazanmai no Uta, please feel free to add other interpretations of the lyrics or correct my understanding of anything. I'm still very amateur at translating and just wanted the most literal version of the lyrics. If someone can get a transcription of Sara's song I can get a quick tl for that too, but transcribing it myself will take a lot more time and will probably be even less accurate.

pastebin.com/b2SYuja1

youtu.be/EnKpGf6rsCI

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I like what I see

stoners

> 90% of Yea Forums will never get to 10/10 ED since got filtered on first 2 mins
feels good

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What if the kappas are actually the bad guys (or the real antagonists) and the message will be that desire can be a good thing?

That area is like 20-30 minutes away from a large soapland district. Based.

You think that after finishing the manga? user, clearly Sara is a magical child with no human parents.

I don't get how twitter works, the # indicates the person writting the message or to whom it's directed?

I know, but in the last chapter it's shown that she has to leave them eventually, and they see that as a nightmare.

yeah, I was there too. Comfy~

They're not using twitter "correctly" but #name just means the person who wrote it.

>#Reo
Means Reo is tweeting it.

>#Mabu
Means Reo is tweeting it.

This is solely in the context of this since the creators of the series didn't make two twitter accounts for the characters.

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The # in this case represents the character writing the message. #Reo means Reo wrote it.

Also, the authorities don't want them to keep raising her.

I can't wait for every single theory to be wrong because it's an Ikuhara show and the first episode never tells you enough.

That said, I am very much looking forward to Enta's kissu kissu.

NOOOOOOO

Thanks

People are predicting for it to end the same way his other shows did, so I hope it goes against that just for something new.

It's a wig?

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This is kind of depressing.

Can you hear it?

Please do not ever use the word "literal" again. You have no idea what it means. You can't even grasp the new sense of the word.

Ding Ding Ding

Frog?

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Keppi seems suspect as fuck.
>I will turn you into frogs, now do things for me just because

poriporiporiporiporiporiporipori

>being literally this mad

I thought the same thing, but because human desire seem to be the big theme here and Mabu's wish is pic related.

Not to mention that Sara reminds me a lot to Kaguyahime's story, who suffered for her attachments to the material world, one of them being her love towards her adoptive parents.

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It's a dish.

Thank you a lot user. I'm really interested in that Toi episode.

I think I can hear it. The voices singing and the engine roaring on the end of the world.

I see that nightmare as being more foreshadowing. they can raise her together for now but ultimately she is going to have to leave them when she is older. Like it was her using her powers to implant the dream in their head as a warning for the future.

I took that as Japanese homophobia and also raising a baby in a police station and taking her on portal is no really professional or safe while it is still adorable.

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What does it mean?

Nice

He's posing as the katakana "a"

But what does that mean?

I think the central theme will be against hiding your desires from the world so it will ultimately be anti suppressing who you truely are and that it's good to express yourself, your thoughts and your emotions to those and those you love and that's how we can truly connect with other human beings. The reason the Box Sombie was bad was because he was stealing people's boxes and being secretive about it. If they were his own boxes and he wasn't ashamed of liking to get naked an wear boxes on his head he wouldn't have become a zombie. Keppi getting to the boys when they are young is able to teach them the lesson of needing to express themselves while they are young and ultimately save them.

Good stuff, thank you user.

Is the "close" in Toi's part referring to distance? Isn't that also a possible translation of his name?

We'll just have to watch and find out. An user in an earlier thread posited the theory that A stands for "antenna" and is a reference to cell phones / wifi.

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>I took that as Japanese homophobia and also raising a baby in a police station and taking her on portal is no really professional or safe while it is still adorable.

I know, what I'm saying is that I don't see them being okay with someone taking her away from them, specially while still being a child. I can picture them doing something extreme about it, mostly because this is an Ikuhara story and the cute and happy characters are the most likely to turn into total yangire/yandere.

can i get htis in gif form holy shit it's so hot

I wonder what happened to that Yea Forumsnon who read Utena as a Christian fundamentalist work and used to shit every Ikuhara thread a while ago.

>gif
>not wanting webms

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>Is the "close" in Toi's part referring to distance?
Yeah, I'm interpreting it as 側 which means to literally be near someone's side.

>Isn't that also a possible translation of his name?
Oh shit, you're absolutely right. His name is written as "leisurely" but is pronounced like "far away."

Jisho is also giving me this delightful description
>distant (relationship or kinship); having little to do (with someone

Poor boy, he just wants to be close to his niichan.

Toi is for incest.

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>kazuki is the first to get porn
All things considered I don't know why this surprises me

God, I want to extract his shirikodama

I'm sure the floodgates will open on Toi next week once he gets his sequence and secret exposed.

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I'm genuinely nervous about some of the porn this show might get. So many possibilities.

I want vanilla porn between COPS

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I see so you're interpretation is that he found Sara's parents or someone he believed to be her parents and eliminated them or did something to ensure the government wouldn't be able to take he from them?

Perhaps he did something to make a deal with Toi's brother since Toi's brother appears to be a criminal of some sort.

I want Toi to cuck Enta.

Not sure if it'll be popular enough for lots of weird porn. Depends if the fujos hop on after it gets real gay.

Otherwise its just Ikuhara and Ikuhara fans watching AOTY.

sorry user but glasses and the MC gonna be the canon couple

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What're the bets on Kazuki kissing, holding hands, lewd stuff etc while dressed as a girl at some point?

>I need to take back the no-good thing
It could technically mean this as well, yes. But what it actually means is:
"There is something I have to get back no matter what."
>I can't reveal this to anyone!
Rather than "I can't reveal", it's more "it will be bad if it gets revealed/leaked",that it should not be leaked no matter what. Can you try to word this better?
>I have to be certain
I would rather translate this "I have to make sure".
>-dish, do it again!
This one is quite tricky. "Do it again" could work, but I think the meaning "pile up" for 重ねて would be more natural (we are talking about dishes after all.)
>Space is infinite
But is still expanding
Desires, and my feelings
Haven't lost yet
Meaning for this is a little different:
Space expands infinitely, but, desire,and my feelings aren't losing either. (He means that his feelings and desire(s) aren't losing to the expanding space/universe but are expanding as well.)
>それは真実かけてもいいんだ
You translated this as: "That way it can be the truth", but it doesn't work. Still, even I don't know what かけて is supposed to mean here. Maybe someone wiser can help us here.
> (close, close)
Again, this is technically correct. But I think what he means here is that he wants back his place by someone's side (Nii-chan). How to say it in one word in English... Well, I'll leave that to you.
>But I cut all that out
Desire is lost
Like a child
Again, the meaning is different:
"I cut that all out, but if I were to lose my desire, I'd be almost like a child". There could be a better way to word it, though.
>起こせ
"Awaken" is ok, but maybe something like "create", or "make happen", or "cause" would be more natural when talking about miracles.
>That will connect us to the future
What is being connected here is not "us" but "the future". I'd translate it "That will connect/bind (our?)future(s) together"

Great work though, user!

I don't know how you can have faith in a happy ending. I think Enta is going to suffer.

>childhood friend
>ever winning the MCbowl

One of them will be dead by the end, calling it now.

>それは真実かけてもいいんだ
To me it seems like, "It's worth risking the truth for" or "For that, you can put the truth at stake"

Its enta. Kazuki will feel bad though cause enta loved him.

it's Ikuhara so you never know. He may let the childhood friend win this one.

Now that you mention it, it seems so obvious. It fits thematically as well (risking your "truth" being found out). Thank you, user!

or "You can bet the truth on it"
I just keep thinking of variations

twitter.com/watamotetrans/status/1117226615694475264
>nips like the memes

Enta will sacrifice himself so Kazuki'll obtain happiness

>**"Soba" can mean being close to someone (側), freckles (雀斑)
THE FRECKLES ARE FAKE.

Nah, they've already gone all the way to handholding in promotional art, there's no excitement.

Its another show for nobody

Sasuga, ikuhara

I was taking a shit and thought that dishes might be the opposite of boxes. They don't hide anything from plain sight and seem to be fragile, while boxes are used to protect and hide personal items. Therefore I conclude that the dish is the Penguindrum.

i-it'll be a deconstruction of the childhood friend trope...

>OP and ED by Kana-Boom and The Peggies respectively
Just like Boruto!

And the boxes are all up your ass and kappas take them out.

Hi, I'm nobody.

>There is something I have to get back no matter what.
Even though I know this makes more sense and sounds better, something in my baby brain sees いけないもの and immediately wants to read it as "bad thing." I'll change it anyway.
>誰にも漏らしちゃいけない!
How about "It would be bad if this were leaked to anyone!" ?
>重ねて
How about "stack it up"? Basically the same but I feel like "pile" has too much of a negative context because it feels weighed down, while stacking feels more like an accomplishment?
>それは真実かけてもいいんだ
Yeah, this is the one I had the hardest time with and basically just bullshitted something vaguely sounding like it hoping someone would correct it. Thank you , I'll go with "It's worth risking the truth for" since I feel that's the most direct way of understanding it.
>(close, close)
I almost went with (closer, closer) to get a bit more of that feeling, but the simple nature of just "hako hako" and "kissu kissu" in the song made me leave it simple as well. I'll probably change it to "closer" but don't really think it should warrant more than that, things are meant to be read into it for sure, but the line itself is too simple.
>But I cut all that out
I also had a hard time understanding this one, thank you for clearing that up.
>起こせ
What about "manifest"? I'm not sure if I've seen it translated to that before, but it covers the meanings of making something happen as well as a kind of awakening.

For the rest I didn't address directly, I'll make the changes as well and post a new pastebin soon. Thank you very much for your help anons.

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Enta’s parents are already most likely dead though. But it’s an ikuhara so Simone has to sacrifice themself by the end of this sucker.

What if they killed themselves when they found out their only son liked kissing pictures of his best friend

Satellite Dishu

this

so what are the best subs to keep watching this

Seething

That would explain why his sister wanted to look in his box so badly!

Look at them otters though

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Asenshi

> "It would be bad if this were leaked to anyone!" ?
It's still not quite right... Maybe something like "it cannot be leaked to anyone ever!" or "Nobody should ever find about it" or "It should never be revealed to anyone!", but everything I come up with just sounds so stiff to me...

Stack it up is good! Go with that.

I just thought about it, but how about (side, side)? Wouldn't that work pretty nicely?

>Manifest - well, why not? Yes, I can see it working.

You're welcome!

1997 Utena What the fuck is this? --> Final episode ends in tears.
2011 Penguindrum What the fuck is this? --> Final episode ends in tears.
2015 Yurikuma What the fuck is this? --> Final episode ends in tears.
2019 Sarazanmai What the fuck is this?

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delet

Surely nothing will happen to these smiles?
Apparently episode 6 might make you cry.

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The relationships already feel broken with Kazuki being borderline insane so I wonder how this happens

Utena was a good ending though. Anthy is finally free, it's implied she'll find Utena again, and the rest of the students are happier.

>39 episodes for Utena
>24 for Penguindrum
>12 for YKA
>11 for Sarazanmai
Either he'll disappear or his next series will be (10 episodes of) 5 minutes shorts

2 hours original movie next, lads!

You can use the somewhat inaccurate Crunchyroll subs, or the meme'd up liberal Asenshi subs.

I don't think any one translation can perfectly capture the nuance, but maybe something between those could work. I'll go with "It should never be leaked to anyone ever!" since it captures a bit of the urgency while also keeping a pretty direct translation.
>(side, side)
Hmm, that can work but I feel like it sounds a bit odd without the context of wanting to be near it. Eh whatever, I'll just leave a note.

Thank you again, you were extremely helpful! I stuck to most of what you said with a few minor edits for brevity, but hopefully this is better than the first try.

Edited version pastebin.com/NQ3w1wS6

>(10 episodes of) 5 minutes shorts
Teekyuu S10 by Ikuhara

John make lasaga

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where are the three cheese pizzas

>the first few seasons of Teekyuu were done by MAPPA
Really activates the almonds, doesn't it?

>Utena dies (or not)
>Shouma and Kanba die (more or less)
>Ginko and Kureha die (most likely)
B-but this time they are cute shotas, they'll end up alright... right?

So the ア stands for アナル right? カッパナル

Of course, since my soul hasn't totally given up (yet)

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>Worse is if they also decide to include some bullshit about 'limited amount of energy so you need to sacrifice some other characters' happiness' or someshit.

But that didn't even happen in Starlight. Quit trying to tarnish the Big Banana's name. She did nothing wrong.

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Did you even forget the entire sub plot about HIkaru being emo over losing her glimmer?

The ア actually stands for アノン

>"It should never be leaked to anyone ever!"
This is fine. It doesn't flow perfectly, but does it really have to? The meaning is clear now and it sounds good enough.
There really isn't good word in English to replace that "soba" with. Unless someone comes up with something better.

The edited version looks great to me! Thank you for your work, user!

>漏えいします
Uh oh, what’s about to leak about you?

I still haven't finished penguindrum. My embarrassing secret that no one should know...!

She looped back, so the girls never really lost anything. Unless you wanna argue about multiple simultaneously existing timelines where Nana disappeared and everyone else lost their passion, ala Higurashi's kakera, but that was never explicitly stated in Starlight.

eh. I honestly wouldn’t think much of zanmai being an ep shorter tha yka mainly due to notimina timeslots. If anything this means 1 cour is gonna be the norm for future ikuhara projects.

but i would love to see an original movie from him.

A much stronger start than YKA imo. Hopefully the production values can hold up because this episode looked fantastic.

will china ban this anime for degeneracy?

whoever gets the novel spoilers, please leak them

There's a cafe already?

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>the best thing about anime originals and Ikuni anime are their uncertainty and theory crafting
>let me just spoil myself because I am an impatient retard
No fuck you

Its impossible to truly spoil an Ikuhara anime anyway. I remember the penguindrum spoilers and everyone thinking they were fake bullshit.

Don't touch any spoiler tags if you don't want to see them, faggot. Things being spoiled or not doesn't affect my enjoyment.

Prescreen spoilers have already appeared in unapoilered comments. I wouldn't hold my breath expecting that the same won't happen with novel spoilers.

FUJOS STRONK. NEVER DOUBT FUJO BUCKS.

>Yea Forums
>knowing how to use spoiler tag
Haha nice joke
Enta and Toi's secret already got post unspoilered everywhere in the last few threads.

are you telling me toi's secret really is just fucking weed.

Toi's secret has not been leaked, only Enta's. But weed does appear in either episode 2 or 3. It is NOT specified who has / uses it, though.

This is nothing like Utena, even just going by 1 episode. Why don't they make them like they used to?

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Honestly, I haven't bothered hunting for sauce but the whole thing seems weird to me. Why spoil episodes 2 and 3 but not 1?

Anthy but she is a gay frog

theres only one episode out for this and every thread I go into people are discussing as though we're halfway through the show

I really feel like I got left behind somewhere

Ding Dong-Diddly.

Fujoshit only cares about the gay stuff

kero kero

because things like they used to have already been made and can never be recaptured ever again. you gotta accept that as the zeitgeist changes

Dumb frogposter.

There are more secrets than just these

drink your monster already, old man

Knowing some details still won't take away from actually seeing it onscreen. Don't check the tags then.

>decide to try out yurikuma because of saramanzai
>first episode has the cutest girl killed off by annoying ones
Now I just feel crummy

It does.
Anyone saying otherwise are just doing mental gymnastics because they don't have the will to resist spoiler.

What the hell is this? I genuinely want to know, because I watched the first episode and feel like I've been dropped in the middle of something, at a point I shouldn't be. Is there background lore to this series I need to know?

Perhaps read the very thread you are posting in.

You can look up kappa lore and Ikuhara's other work.

Is there any other Yea Forums that has its spinoff published in a BL mag? For scientific purpose.

I'm not feeling this or the OP. I think they're the weakest of any of his shows so far.

Penguindrum > Utena = Yuri Kuma fight me

To my surprise
Episode one actually wasn't censored at all

But I suspected Ep2 will be if the spoiler are true.

Does anyone else hear faint ribbiting in the OP?

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Just because it got resolved doesn't mean it never happened. It's still a plot point, a thing that was part of the story.

I just want Sara’s gay dads to be happy

degenerates waiting for crossdressing shota rape doujins like myself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otter#Japanese_folklore

oh and this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_chorus
Ikuhara seems to fucking love this shit.

Only time I remember this was Kashira Kashira in Utena

Pretty sure the Yuri Court and WELCOME TO ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT are variants or contain shades of it.

fuck off corporate shill

Anyone know why he decided to go with an all male cast this time?

To balance Lesbian Bears

He said he's been interested in doing this for a while and finally got a chance

I'd say Yuri Court and the Rock & Roll Night were just examples of stock footage much like the Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku + the duels in Utena. With that said, the little segments with the idol doing goofy stuff on TV seem to mix comedy and vague commentary on the plot in a way that is similar to the shadow girls.

genius if true

for teh smexy yaois

Fuck, I watched more than 1000 anime and didnt score anything as 10/10, but this is the first time when I really consider doing it.

The 3 bears collectively provide commentary on the events (sometimes meta), I'll say it counts. Survival Strategy scene also has penguin girl commenting on things like character motivations and so on.

Just watched this expecting kino from Yea Forums's reactions, but this was just obnoxiously on the nose and heavy-handed
>me have big secret
>urk.... it burdens me like heavy box
>every character carries heavy box
Wow
>secrets are like..... stinky shits you keep inside you
bravo ikuhura
and etcetera
I guess it was my fault trusting the word of br/a/inlets

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I've been trying to make a loop of the cart riding thing, but it's actually impossible because the background keeps slightly changing. Even all those frames with the wave painting have slightly different stuff hanging on top of the screen.

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Well Ikuhara is not subtle at all. Never has been.
But why is that automatically a bad thing, non-brainlet Yea Forumsnon-kun?

what about knives then?
hahaha
cutting through.

dAb

Toi has a gun, I think he has bigger problems than weed, no matter how batshit Japan is about drugs.

He's actually a /k/ommando and his biggest dream is to live in america where he can buy all the guns he like.

i'm calling it now: the gun shoots weed

It was heavy handed to the point of exasperation, where the symbolism is so thick you have to break suspension of disbelief
>he's carrying his metaphor box ok
>no one finds this weird, fine, its a box society
>ok the boxes are just flying away and no one really cares
>now the box monster is shouting about cardboard in case you didnt get it by now how important boxes are
There's lacking subtlety and there's having the director scream at you to pay attention to boxes.

kappazon.
who's the ceo?

>muh suspension of disbelief
How are you able to watch any anime?

I mean if time got set back, then that means that it literally never happened. And the aftermath was never actually part of the story because it never even hade a chance to happen, since time was reset a few moments after the revue's ended. Please stop being mean to Banana, she had a hard life.

user... if you actually paid attention to the Yea Forums threads, people weren't hyped about those aspects. No shit, those were obvious. You noticed the level 1 metaphors, good job, now try and figure out the otters and their relevance to the kappa which were part of what people were speculating about the bigger story. Because that's the thing about Ikuhara works, there's the individual episodes with the blatant metaphors for people like you to act like you're too smart for it and then there's all the background shit that builds up as the show progress.
Pretty ironic, coming from someone posting One Piece.

IKUHARA IS TURNING ANONS FREAKING GAY

>muh banana
Nobody said anything about her you're the one desperate to drag her into this, are you really that obtuse? The losing of the glimmer is the main fucking conflict behind Hikaru, it's what drove a wedge between her relationship with Karen. It's a pretty major aspect of the story. You are confusing "never happened" in the narrative, within the story/verse sense and "never happened" in the meta sense. We, the audience saw it happened, the creators wrote out the episodes talking about why Hikaru became that way, so yes it did happen. It was indeed an element of the show.
>Please stop being mean to Banana, she had a hard life.
Dumb waifufag, it's not my fault you can't discuss a story without jacking off to your fav character.

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>Nobody said anything about her
The original post referred to her time loop and the effect it had on the girls. You're the one bringing up HikaRI despite the fact that she had nothing to do with the time loop until the very end.

No. I made the original post. I brought up the time loop AND sacrificing of the glimmer as a cost of others winning. My original post was simply that those two elements (time loop and limited energy to power something so sacrifice is needed) are a shitty combo I'm tired of seeing together. The next reply was the idiot claiming that losing glimmer doesn't count because muh banana reset because again he confused in-universe awareness of an event that no longer exists with meta/audience awareness of an event that once existed.

If you're implying that the heavy handed symbolism is just to hide future curveballs that's cool, I guess. But episode 1 was incredibly straightforward so far, and really made me sick of boxes by the end. I'm just playing devil's advocate for some criticism anyway, I loved episode 1 overall

Spoil me Yea Forums, what are Toi and Enta's secrets?

i want to cum inside aniki

gay and incest gay

Toi: Unknown. Anons assumed his secret would be revealed in episode 2, but that no longer seems to be the case (his song occurs after Enta, implying his secret is revealed after episode 3).
Enta: In episode 3, his secret is revealed that he's gay and in love with Kazuki.

Utena is Ikehara's worst series, by far.

(you)

It's not going to be incest gay, unless his brother is the exception. Toi likes cute girls.

Only an underage b& newfag who hasn't even seen Utena would claim this.

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where's the weed

Imagine fucking up your relationship with a tiny child so badly that you can only say hi to them if you're wearing lipstick
How is kazuki this much of a self cuck?

Fine, I'll post it again.
streamable.com/c6oit

Goddamn. Why 3d girls can't be so beautiful?

If reality could be perfect, fantasy would not have been needed.

Amphibians and aquatic are being hormonally disrupted from birth control in waste water, and this show is clearly pandering to a certain crown, so dropped hard. This is nothing like his earlier work, Ikuhara has devolved into a tremendous faggot.

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me

Not really. There would be other fantasies

Here's your (You).

>Penguindrum was 8 years ago

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You say it like he was ever not one

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Still the best anime of the 10s.

>tfw knowing that barely any of the same people you shitposted with in the livestream threads are probably still around

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It’s not Kazuki’s fault. Blame Haruka for being an idolfag.

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>tfw the only really great anime originals of the whole decade came out in 2011.

Thanks for the translation user. As for Sara's song, I wrote down what I heard in the second verse and got these lyrics. They might be wrong, but I'm leaving them here, hoping anons with better ears can correct me:

誰もいなくなった 教室で
一人でしゃがみます ( カッパー)
今日の 不可解な 出来事を
一人で 悩みます ( カッパー)
学校に着いたら
机の上にアァ
お 花が 置かれていた
誰に 話しかけても 返事がない
ボクの事見えてない
誰の視線も ボクをとらえてない
ただ 見えてない
誰に 話しかけても返事がない
ボクの 事見えてない
誰の 視線もボクをとらえてない
ただ見えてない

みんないなくなった放課後で
自分に問いかける( カッパー)
夕日だけ残った放課後で
一人で気付きます( カッパー)
あれは七町目の大きな踏み切りで
この世とお別れした
誰に話しかけても仕方がない
ボクはもう生きてない
誰の視線もボクをとらえてない
見える訳ない
誰に話しかけても仕方がない
ボクはもう生きてない
だけど一番仲良しの君だもん
忘れないでね
友達だよね

The first part is already translated in Asenshi's release post: asenshi.moe/sarazanmai-01/

My translations reek of ESL, so I'll just say what they are about instead of making a real TL: The girl realizes that she's dead in the second verse, she remembers that she was killed by a train (Suicide? Someone pushed her? We don't know; but that "I said farewell to this world" line makes me think of the former), and asks her BFF not to forget her. This is pretty dark.

What if the "girl" is a misdirection and the person who died is actually Mabu and the "BFF" is Reo.

>cold open with MC running under bridge
>kappas are known to rape under bridges
>MC/his sibling got raped under the bridge
thoughts

Since Sara was singing it, that's what I thought but why not?

Somethings wrong with Harukappa for sure. Maybe some traumatic experience.

>Toi likes cute girls
Is there a source on that?

50 minutes after finishing the episode and I still have no idea what the fuck I just watched.
Are all Ikuhara shows like this?

Yes.
Welcome.

I wouldn't want 3D girls (or boys) to be perfect.

dropped

literal faggots and women who like to watch faggots

Good point. We can make one of pic related for Sarazanmai. So episode 1: anal birthing frogs, MC is a trap dropped?

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>「薄く色づいた唇が」「転校初日の朝(中略)普通に可愛いと思ってしまったこと(女装一稀くんのこと)」とかのあとに蕎麦の出汁を飲んでいるのを見てドクンドクンと心臓がうるさくなってる久慈悠
> 悠くんから見たサラ一稀は一話のときみたいにまんまサラちゃんに見えてる可能性もあるしわかんないけど

>Who is the literal audience for this?
Me!

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Ikuhara is getting worse with each series
Utena was the best by far

Yes but this is still great.
A few steps down from perfection is still far above everything else.

generation literally

I can't read moon user I just want gay incest

Based boomer

First episode is solid, but I wouldn't call it AOTS or AOTS yet

Or AOTY*

Is this from someone who watched all three episodes?

Sara/Sara-kun makes his heart go doki doki.

They're episode 1 light novel spoilers from the scene where Toi gets caught carjacking.

I guess there goes my gay incest ending. Save me fujos

It could still happen. Don't stop believing, user.

Since kappa are said to lose their power when the water in their head dish is empty, will ep 1's reveal cause Trap's kappa form to have an empty dish and be unable to connect with the other 2 kappa so there's going to be drama about self-acceptance?

So the novel adds the characters' thoughts? Hopefully someone picks it up and translates it.

The show might not follow was the rules regarding kappas.

>was
*all

>still 4 days until the next episode
Just fuck my shit up. Also, has that episode reaction chart been updated with this yet?

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Wait. What if the soba in Toi's part of the song refers to the food item?

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Me

Please write anime

>There's a cafe already?
there is always a cafe, nowadays

Thanks for giving me hope man. I'll keep my expectations of it happening low though.

Ikuhara hates money

the whole turn into kappas and go into people's anus is probably less problematic if it is all boys

>Who is the literal audience for this?
At least not me.
Really disappointing.
First noitamina show in years that I'm not watching.

probably because he went with an all female cast in Yurikuma and ran out of yuri

It's clearly the KAOTS.
Last season that was Index S3.

>an entire generation shaking literally
That sounds pretty funny..

He always has an economic return. And he has an established audience that would lick the ground he walks on no matter the anime he makes.

imho
Yurikuma is worse, Penguindrum about the same and Utena is more normal

>Yurikuma is worse
Are you fucking gay?

Yurikuma has lewd Aoi Yuuki therefore your opinion is invalid.

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I mean in terms of weirdness

Funny enough half of the weirdness wasn't even from Ikuhara, the manga was already pretty crazy.

if you take away the weird butt imagery it's pretty normal by Ikuhara standards

Ah, okay, that makes more sense.
All the three shows you mentioned are way better than (episode 1 of) Sarazanmai.
Ikuhara apparently goes all-out on fujobait this time. Don't mind it in small doses to keep the fujos buying discs and merch, but this show gives nothing in return to people that enjoy his "regular" "weirdness".

I'm not sure, ep 1 of Sarazanmai was mostly setting up so it's hard to judge, so far I think it's gonna be YKA level or sligthly lower

Had some good laughs. Now I hope we will get some good porn out of it.

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I don't know but this is the first Ikuhara I'm not gonna watch. Didn't think I'd live to see this day but here we are.

But how would a shota threesome work?

I mean clearly it’s not since one of the was you defeat a kappa is to box. Kappa are known for being polite enough to bow back and when they do the water spills out of their bowl and they become weak. Keppi bows and he then totally snaps and gets that sweet bussy from Kazuki and Toi. We also see the boys in Kappa form move around their heads and turn them quite a bit in positions where water would easily sloush out. So the water head bowl rule isn’t being followed.

top/bottom/watcher

I haven't seen it mentioned yet, but apparently CR fixed the subs to no longer alternate between he and she for Harukappa. I didn't think they fixed subs pretty much ever.

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It wasn’t even that weird though. Like it had the slapstick juvenile humor of Ikuhara, like the stuff he has always done. I guess the butt stuff is “weird” but that from the folklore not from him. Maybe it’s because when I heard “ikuhara is doing an anime with kappa” last year this is about what I was expecting.

> in positions where water would easily sloush out
Spotted the pleb who has never had to deliver tofu through the mountains

Why not just make a train?

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Zanmai could be 三枚 (three plates)
I think its more conventional meaning, though, is 三昧, which means indulging in something. For instance, Sushizanmai, which this show pretended to collab with for April Fools', is a sushi shop (where you can indulge in sushi).

>It wasn’t even that weird though.
Read me post. That's exactly what I was saying.

Did he fall for Sara(male) before knowing what was the deal or is he attracted to Sara(true)?

the "fujobait" stuff isn't even really him in the first episode either. And Ikuhara has always been popular with fujos. so they're going to watch what he makes.

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There are some doujins about it. One of them even has a toi-look alike now that I think about it.

Cute Sara, I hope she actually interacts with the characters at some point

Care to share some references for thoughtful scientific exploration of this issue?

Jupiter ni onegai . It's two shotas and old aniki, though.

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Cuter than the real Sara

What did they fix it to?

Shit taste

I read about that, yeah
But I still don't trust CR and that's why I'm watching it with Asenshi subs

This time I'll be sure to get the BDs despite being poor as fuck.

Like in PicoxChicoxCoco. But it's an Ikuhara show, it'll be better and fabulous.

Real Sara is too pure. But Sara-kun is made for fucking. How?

You've never seen Pico x Coco x Chico?

Oh very deep shit bro. I'm sure we'll all be enlightened figuring that shit out. I am not even sure if we're watching anime or trying to solve some stupid gross puzzle to flex our "high IQ". Remember how deep YKA or princess tutu or utena was. Just add some stupid metaphors cause it's way easier than writing actual interesting story, right?

Does anyone else feel as though Sara's show is going to be used in the same way the shadow girls were used in Utena?

All Sara talked about in her show was about boxes and secrets, so I think her show is always going to relate to the general theme of the episodes.

I know right, what a dumb idea it is to make use of visuals to illustrate concepts in a visual medium.

Since ikuhara isn't grounded in anything he can write anything around his metaphors unlike actual good writers who gotta think hard to think of ways to fix metaphors to the actual story. Ikuhara writing is something like this. He first thinks of some metaphor. Let's say he wants to tell us that sucking dicks is fucking wrong then he'll go constructing nonsense, literally bullshit around that metaphor. For example people sucking dicks getting turned into a big dicks and other gays attaching those big dicks to suck out semen but they are no balls so semen and it causes ugah bugah blah blah blah.

I think your comprehension skills are very poor.

Well there goes my daily fap, thanks so much user.

I dunno why but watching this show makes me feel real nauseous
even before the anal transformation scene and such

Oh no no no just pretend this show is deep otherwise you'll invite ikuharafags who are literally fags to bully you.

Why are you here? Shouldn't you be shitposting in the generic moe thread of the season?

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I agree with this though I think she'll have a roll to play with Keppi at the end since she seems to be looking for him.

>2019
>still replying to shitposters
Really now.

Seems that episode 2 is even more extreme. I wonder if it'll be censored.

Ikuhara in pic related makes me want to go on an onsen trip with him.

>Deluding yourself to believe that every post you don't agree with are false shitposts
Braindead ikuharafags are braindead

Fag

How old is Ikuhara now? He's still pretty good looking.

>Sara's catchphrase is "good morning"
>the first thing Keppi says when he's introduced is "good morning"

You're probably right. The question is if Sara actually has some kind of sinister agenda or not.

It looks like a screenshot from a dating sim.
Nips genes. He's 54.

Let it go Anno.

So we're all connected by the web of our desires, and if we've lost all else then that in itself is what we desire...
Which of Japan's Buddhist schools/sects is this from? It has to be one of them.

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Also shes looking for a prince with white skin, sexy voice, loves cucumbers who is definitely not a frog.

There has to be a villain, if it's not Sara it's Keppi, it's one of them

It could also be the cops.

Since Ikuhara can clearly make serious, thought provoking works like Yuri Kuma, why does he choose to create wacky lolsorandum garbage like Sarazanmai or Penguindrum?

Pretty sure buddhism would be about trying to cast aside the desires in the first place. Also, the zanmai in the title can also mean the japanese for samadhi.

Most likely the otter cops (fake).

Recommending that the ego be rejected doesn't preclude explaining where the ego originates from. And in the first ep the loss of desire did allow the big zombie to pass on instead of being locked in undying limbo.

Been watching Yuri bears because I wanted more Ikuhara and I haven't seen it yet (because I thought it was supposed to be a trainwreck, but I've seen more mixed opinions and defenders recently) and boy I've been missing out.
youtube.com/watch?v=kuDeEBDwkG4

The Lulu ep was 10/10

I remember reading something about Suwabe ad-libbing that scene. Am I making things up? Anyway the otouto episode was the best YKA episode for me.

Any show with Yuuki Aoi doing a lewd voice is instantly worth watching.

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I want to fuck those ankles

>She did nothing wrong.
Except existing in a shit anime.

Yurikuma gets too maligned unfairly, it wasn’t as good as Penguindrum or Utena but it was still a fun watch.

Trainwreck is such a meaningless term at this point. Oh the plot went in a direction I didn't like! Trainwreck! Yurikuma started off about bears and lesbians, it progressed about bears and lesbians and ended about bears and lesbians. Nothing went off rails.

Yurikuma Arashi - 10/10
Penguindrum - 10/10
Sarazanmai - 0/10

Ikuhara really likes the extremes.

Yurikuma had a lot of good about it. The message it delivered was done clearer and cleaner than Penguindrum and it had a solid ending. Where it failed was the characters and unfortunately that was a big deal.

Sarazanmai had a much better first episode than YKA. Pretending anything else is just you being a plebian unable to handle anal.

I think Ottercops are sub villains controlled by big bad Sara.

>Amused that one of the recurring comments wrt the novel spoilers is that Sarazanmai is more grounded and “easier to understand” than Ikuni’s two most recent series.

twitter.com/lapintrack/status/1117408435115446272

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Horie Shun said the same thing in an interview.

Links? What else do they think of the novel?

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Sarazanmai is the gateway drug of the best kind

Even if it's messy, I still find it much more interesting than a lot of hyped seasonal shows
This is why I was somewhat relieved to read this
>Ikuhara also said that he used to think that being different was his most important attribute, but as time passed he realized the most important part of creating anime was making sure the audience could sympathize with the characters because without that, you can’t write a story, and he’d only realized that recently.
First ep, although it had a lot going on also seemed more character focused than Yuri Kuma

Good_Haro on twitter
That's all I found.

First ep was actually pretty straightforward and self contained compared to past Ikuhara works
Though ep 6 is supposed to be the turning point so who knows what the back half of the series is like.
Though I also remember Ikuhara saying that he hopes this show is easier to understand for people that have had problems in the past with his work.

What I understood from utena is that sex is bad and men are evil

Then you're a brainlet.

List couple of deep utena themes then, big dick.

That is great to hear that he took that from Yurikuma.
Still I don't think Yurikuma's problem was not being character focused. Lulu was great, likable and sympathetic from start to finish, and Sumika was made likable through her flashbacks with Kureha despite dying right at the start.

The problem was that the two leads and the relationship you're supposed to care about the most are made unlikable through an ever growing pile of questionable plot decisions. Kureha is depressing to watch for most of the show because she's miserable over her dead girlfriend. Meanwhile we know she's going to get a new girlfriend over the course of the next 12 episodes anyway. Meanwhile she isn't showing any interest in this girl because she doesn't remember her. Meanwhile we get the reveal of Ginko letting Sumika die and doing nothing, which was a horrible idea that added fuck all to the story other than being another tweest and was the final nail in the coffin.

This anime isn't as obfuscated as other ikuhara shows in terms of what it's trying to tell but still nonsensical shit in terms of story.

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Why does ikuhara write like a 6 year old kid? All the weird world building elements are so childish and "unique" in a bad way.

>side ponytail
I'm electrified.

So who is this target audience of the show? Fujoshit?

Yes and gays who are obsessed with boipussies.

Anno

Me

Anno

Those who appreciate anime as an art-telling medium and Ikuhara's style
I am as straight as it can get and I still enjoy the first episode.

Stop being so obsesses with muh fujoshit and muh gay pandering

Are you being serious here?
Did all the discussion of looking for something eternal and breaking out of the world egg that took up half the show go completely over your head? There are so many thematic elements at play I can't even sum them up in one sentence. Did you actually watch the show?
The gender commentary is a part of Utena for sure (though it's not just "men bad women good" as I've seen some tumblr feminists see it as), but it's only one facet.

Ikuhara never panders to a specific audience.

Anno

All of that shit just boils down to "sex is bad, men are evil, muh existentialism", bozo.

>art-telling medium
What did he mean by this? Is he pretending to be a pretentious middle aged white man?

So was MPD, Himari and Ringo live, Kanba and Shouma are rewarded.

Okay, I'm going to assume you're baiting because I don't believe someone as dumb as that can be able to read and write.

>men are bad but boipussy is good
Sarazanmai is the true sequel to utena

Not that user but
>Himari and Ringo live
With all memories of people who were important to them gone
>Kanba and Shouma are rewarded
And dead/reborn as new people/wandering some spiritual realm I forget
Not that it was a bad ending, but it was definitely bittersweet in comparison to Utena

Yeah I mostly agree with what you're saying just solely comparing the two series premieres, I still it's a good sign that Sarazanmai is more character focused as they're both only 1 cour and it suggest greater thought is being given to the characters than just the thematic elements.

>in comparison to Utena
Literally the only person who grew up enough to leave was Anthy, everyone else is stuck there and Akio is a lost cause thanks to her.

how long until cute kappa conedicks

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I'm not sure if what I've read on 2ch are the legit spoilers, but someone spilled more details about Enta's secret.
He licked Kazuki's recorder and kissed him while he was asleep.

Anthy was the person in the worst position in the school and if she can get out, anyone can. Utena inspired change in her in the same way Ginko and Kureha inspired change in twintails and GESU. Just because the fates of the secondary characters are left ambiguous doesn't mean it was a bad ending for them.

But that's cute.

>He licked Kazuki's recorder and kissed him while he was asleep.

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Something else I've read is that the cops hug and kiss, and it's definitely not a gag scene.

That's rape.

utena > YKA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a frothing pile of dog shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> penguindrum

Recorder as in a flute? That's not so bad.

Really terrible taste.

I hate how Progressive meme even infected my japanese anime.

What a degenerate

>I've read is that the cops hug and kiss, and it's definitely not a gag scene.

No confirming anything but I have been seeing nip's non-spoilers posts that the cops will do something in episode 2.

A small child shouldn't be so thirsty.

Yes, the instrument. Licking it means an indirect (lewd) kiss.

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But you could already see a change in all the other characters. Anthy leaving was a sign there was hope for them too.

this makes my kokorochinchin the ++XL size

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Can't wait for western idiots to call him a rapist now.

Hope we see a flashback to his naked cookery in the anime.

WHAT ABOUT TOI

Forever thirdwheeling

Oh god my heart.

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He stuffs aniki's gun up his butt.

And it's also confirmed that Toi cultivates and sells cannabis.

Art doesn't have target audience, pleb.

That's dangerous.

At least up until episode 3, who knows if his dark secrets stop here.

What a naughty boy.

Graphic scenes of him being assaulted by druggies, when?

This is going to be hilarious

>doesn't smoke it
I don't even like stoners but love the idea of a red-eyed chill and comfy toi eating snacks all day

Thursday can't some soon enough.

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What disgusting /u/shitter taste so brazenly on display

I want ikuhara to storyboard a scene where characters get high.

god that's a pretty ponytail

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I see this show is well on its way to winning "worst fanbase on Yea Forums"

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Visit more threads. This is not even in the top 10 yet.

Hot.

What a slut.

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Punished Toi?

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I'm glad he's not smoking it, at least I hope not. But this is what the weedposting was about, huh?

Haha what the fuck.

That's just how he normally looks.

OST out when?

Fairly certain he doesn't normally have an eyepatch

That's the shadow of his bangs

He isn't wearing an eyepatch in the picture

user...

That's his eyebrow.

It going to be funny watching this hyped as how bad he is when to Western fans a character selling weed is no big deal and just shitpost fodder.

Toi's aniki molested him when he was younger which resulted in his destructive tendencies. His desire to connect to his brother stems from his desire for reconciliation so that he can move on, but it only leads to his brother taking advantage of him again.

if the big bad thing he does is growing weed that's hilarious

>It going to be funny watching this hyped as how bad he is
I feel like this show is gonna betray that expectation though and go for the acceptance of degenerate behavior thing. Especially with how easy Enta accepted Kazuki's crossdressing.

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I mean, he still has a gun in his box. I'm sure it's not "just" growing weed.

Getting caught with weed is one of the worst things that can happen to you in Japan. They're more anal about it than other serious crimes.

>Especially with how easy Enta accepted Kazuki's crossdressing.
He has more than enough ulterior motives to accept that.

Enta wants to fuck Kazuki, he's probably happy to find out that Kazuki is a fellow degenerate

I'm pretty sure owning weed is a more serious crime than child abuse.

This.
Also the whole "our bond is stronger than you think" while Kazuki himself apparently doesn't feel connected with anyone - their relationship feels very one sided.

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>owning weed is a more serious crime than child abuse.

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But is that just because child abuse isn't taken seriously?

where are the blingee "blaze it" edits?

Absolutely true in Japan. Actual child porn is okay but weed will get you blacklisted.

>it's a muricanfat applying thieir worldview to a Japanese work episode
Yeah I'm sure that owning a gun and getting school shootings everyday in consider norm in Japan too

>Growing, importing or exporting marijuana in Japan can be punished with up to 7 years in prison. However, engaging in any of those acts with the intent to profit carries a heavier punishment of imprisonment for up to 10 years. Similarly, simple possession of marijuana carries a sentence of up to 5 years of prison, while possession with the intent to profit is punishable by up to 7 years imprisonment and/or up to a 2,000,000 fine.”

Why are the cops so comfy?

Kazuki and Haruka are stepbrothers.
Haruka is in a wheelchair. It's Kazuki's fault.
Toi killed someone in self-defense. His brother is covering up for him.

These seem legit by how it fits the characters.

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From what I know possession of CP material was legal until not a long time ago (early 00s).

Nobuhiro Watsuki absolutely dabbing on them stoners

I hope all his secrets are crime-related and none of that degenerate incest shit. He is the purest boy!

>Haruka

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Japan is so backwards

>hey son, how was work today
>nothing special, mostly drew monsters giving anal birth

are these real spoilers or just your theories?

Jesus Christ

hot

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Based Japan

Real spoilers.

Utena was Ikuni's peak, but it wasn't only his own work, his team was able to transform his genius into something that people could love

pants on fire

Disappointing.

In terms of opening and ending? sounds fair to me, Penguindrum openings are the absolute best

is this a thinly veiled Trigger show?

It's actually the sequel to franxxx

I mean, it's definitely assault, but they are supposed to be dirty secrets

bullshit

Now I'm expecting the Kuji brothers to be criminals with hearts of gold. Like Toi trying to protect someone and getting targeted himself.

That's not going to stop the usual twitter idiots from calling him a rapist.

I think this is my favourite Ikuhara first episode yet personally but I agree on the OP.
Utena, YuriKuma and Penguindrum OP1 were 10/10s

Where are you getting those? The novel?

Why would they release a novel full of spoilers for an airing anime?

Jesus Christ, Ikehara was revolutionizing anime while Imaishi was still polishing Anno's balls.

It only spoils the first 6 episodes.

>spoils 50+% of a 11 epsiodes show
Wow way to ruin a show

You'll only know the spoilers if you read the novel or go to places that talk about the spoilers.

Can you post the 2ch thread you are pulling this from?

I eat ass

Episode 1
>box monster
>boxes everywhere
So does that mean episode 2 will be filled with cats? Is that fat cat gonna get carried everywhere? Cat anal vore?

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Hi Keppi.

Has Ikuhara ever touched the subject of zoophilia?

So the Internet, where people actually post about these shows.

Yeah that garfield lookalike is gonna be interfered with by the zombie minions

We all know what happens to cats in boxes on Ikuhara shows.

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I give it one to two days then anons will start posting novel spoilers unmarked.

Yep

delet

What will this mean for the Kiss Zombie? Will everyone become a slut?

I'm not sure she's looking for him specifically but in the end he might be her prince.

Ikuni is cute.

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I get that the cops extracted the cat guy 'desire" because he's a goddamn furry but what if "love" being pointed out?

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Exactly. I liked the themes but I wasn't invested at all in the leads' relationship.

Regular reminder that other directors do Ikehara better than Ikehara now.

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If the spoilers are correct, megane is enough of a kiss slut for the whole cast

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you can't be a kiss slut unless there's two party consent

They don't say it's love, though, they ask if it's desire or if it's love. Which, come to think of it, are maybe being set up as opposing forces, with the kappas representative of desire and the otters (with the heart symbol) representative of love.

Liking a soulless cashgrab that steals Ikuharas visual flair to exploit NEETs into buying jpegs is just about the worst taste someone could possibly have.

I feel like Penguindrum did this better.

No, you're wrong, sorry. If you were to show Starlight Revue and Utena to any person, they everyone one of them would tell you that despite the two being very similar, Starlight Revue is clearly superior.

Shes literally describing him though. And then later she warns people who "woke up the sleeping prince" . Its obviously Keppi.

There's a separate thread for ln spoilers linked in the regular threads. Search for バレスレ

That's a pretty nice idea.

You never had a sleepover?

Starlight was shit. Also
>judging a work's quality by what other people would think

>are
Were. They're evil otter zombies now.

Legit thought that was a girl voicing the main character

Unless the actual princess is also a dude wearing pads it's not an all male cast.

I don't have a lowqualitybait.jpg low quality enough for this bait.

what is that pic from?

Twitter fujos
You can tell the site by the filename btw.

youtube.com/watch?v=-G9jjtV8yJU

youtube.com/watch?v=p_1QGHXyK14
Translation of an early PV

This show attracts the absolute worst kind of 'anime fans' of this entire board.

Well, it certainly brought you here.

Murase is girl tier

Gay pedophiles?

thanks kind anons

It's like this in the first weeks

This ruined Nanami for me. You can suck every single dick in the show, slap Anthy, touch your oniisama's huge peepee, murder other characters but cats are off-limits

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Based catposter

Animal abuse is a big no for me, you can even kill or rape children, but don't touch the doubutsutachi

petsfags in a nutshell

I agree on this except for the fact that cats are literally garbage animals plus a plague out of control.