Why is she so perfect, Yea Forums?
Why is she so perfect, Yea Forums?
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>France's national waifu
If there's one thing the frogs are good at it's waifufaggotry
WHERE'S MY TRANSLATION, CANONRAP?!
Seriously, it's been, what, around two and a half years since the last update? Finish the volume 3 already so people can continue to read the already translated volume 4.
Fat tits and fat butt
Sieg's waifu
this, honestly.
Everything else is nice and all but this is the foundation from which user’s desire is born
Jannu is cute and I do like her, but she is not my favorite
Evil titties are fine too.
Sieg is the French's self-insert
What kinda mother would she be?
The kind who's babies belong to 4 different fathers
Cute
i like the ruler jannu without ruler seals
Sieg never surrender
What does it feels like to have a pure christian GF bros?
I came when she got cut
Oh good I wasn't the only one
She's French and not Anglo.
Is there even a difference between the two?
Both are just as treacherous
Not even the best french saint in the series. Come back when you post the actual best saint.
>blonde
Japan always has worst and wrong taste
Please stop posting Siegs wife
>Why is she so perfect?
Reminder that Jeanne
>Was extremely pious
>Was extremely nationalistic
>Was extremely pure
>Was extremely beautiful
>Had large breasts
>Had toned legs
>Had a slight tan
>Had black hair that she cut short
>Had a low, enthralling voice
>Was really smart despite being illiterate
>Was 5’2”
>Loved cannon
>Loved her country
>Loved God
>wanted to raise a family on the countryside after the war was over
>Had top tier bants
>Could maybe predict the future
>Was the best!
There hasn't been a single girl in almost 600 years that comes close to her perfection.
I want Jeanne to be my onen-san
Maaya Sakamoto
>Jeanne
>Tricolor
What did they mean by this?
She's not.
A. Modred exists
B. She's still in Fateshit
Tough, but fair. Always tries to be there for her kids to make up for cold, distant parents.
Checkmate
She's a CCESM
Cute Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
>ywn fire cannons for Jeanne
>ywn fight the English for Jeanne
>ywn sacrifice yourself for Jeanne
>ywn hear Jeanne's gentle sobs as she tries to comfort you on her lap
>your last sight will never be Jeanne's beautiful face as you die
Jeanne wasn't the kind of person to surrender, though. She was very determined in every battle.
Why do FGO fags go extemely autistic over her being Sieg's love interest?
Jannu
Not a FGOfag, but Sieg is just a terrible character
Because all servants are Master's exclusive cocksleeves
*terrible character that isn't even her love interest in FGO
FGO waifu fags are similar to idolfags.
Every female can only like their non character self insert.
So is Jeanne. Bland charcters in mediocre LN series.
Nice cope waifu cuck
I've heard Jeanne is better in FGO, at least.
I like her because of IRL Jeanne
>No one is watching AOTS
Fate Apo is canon to FGO.
Vid related happens no matter what. youtu.be
I want to marry Jeanne!
hair too sharp 4/10 wouldnt bang
Because she's caring and motherly and has big ol fat tits
And toned legs!
>tfw Jeanne was the perfect oneesan
>tfw the English killed her
That's not your heart she's touching, user.
That's not your strong heartbeat she's feeling, user.
Why live?
Because she's in love with Sieg
she waves a flag real good
How is this?
the hell is this from?
Jannu
Not a Fate anime
she was rather cute and a good character.
I'm pretty sure it's million arthur
Wait, all that brown stuff behind her was hair?
What... how many french saints are in Fate
Do you pray every night, anons?
yes it's her. she has long fucking hair.
probaly because she is half mermaid
shes fine, but shes just knockoff caster
she is a rare duel class summon though
she has both assassin and caster abilities
It's true. On the other hand she has a far more imposing look than Medea
Ah that sucks. I kinda dislike girls with too long hair.
I meant in terms of character
I think its the Spikes, the fact she doesent float and generally larger size thanks to her dress
it just makes her look more imposing
I will do Jeanne's laundry
Does Jeanne even wear underwear?
It's also the fact that she is like a female Gilgamesh
Black panties. Goes with the purple of her dress.
Everything bad that has ever happened to England in the last few hundred years is God justly punishing them for murdering the purest girl, and they deserve every bit of it.
Goddamnit openhanded gloves always get me
>ywn help Jeanne learn how to read and write
gil would slaughter her if they ever met.
She already knows from Laeticia.
>Still no Häyhä in Fate
>ywn help Jeanne learn how to read and write and then read the Bible with her
No she isnt, Gilgamesh is a very peculiar person, a female Gil would still be just Gil
If you mean in terms of power? once she gets the fortress maybe, but its still a different dynamic from the complete dominance Gil has against most servants
they added anastasia at least
St. Olga in Fate when?
would they get along?
Sieg and Jeanne, normalizing hand-holding.
>Still no Washington as Ruler
It hurts a little bit
Reminder that it is historically accurate that Jeanne had large breasts
lucretia's body has bigger tits then jeanne herself had though.
but yeah rl jeanne's page and several Knights serving under her all stated she had big tits
and very nice legs.
She wasnt a dumb blonde bimbo who thirsted for dragon dick though. She was a qt shortstack who was very smart and blessed in all aspects
Fran is really that small? Huh
But she was raped multiple times by Englishchads, you frenchcucks try to erase this fact from history but it will never leave me.
And a strong, witty personality with lots of banter
I dont think so, Medea isnt normally open towards other people and Jack is just straight up batshit
In the right circumstances they might, but it would take Caster getting out of her "Im a supervillain" phase
Why though
this is a great outfit
Imagine seething about a peasant girl almost 600 years later
Imagine being this pathetic
because she's mark twain's waifu
>she was a beautiful and simple and lovable character. In the records of the Trials this comes out in clear and shining detail. She was gentle and winning and affectionate, she loved her home and friends and her village life; she was miserable in the presence of pain and suffering; she was full of compassion: on the field of her most splendid victory she forgot her triumphs to hold in her lap the head of a dying enemy and comfort his passing spirit with pitying words; in an age when it was common to slaughter prisoners she stood dauntless between hers and harm, and saved them alive
>she is easily and by far the most extraordinary person the human race has ever produced
Apocrypha would've been 100 times better with Sisigou as the protagonist
she is everything in a ruler of a country he dispises
there has never been any proof she actually got raped.
and the only time it nearly happened she kicked the guy so hard she crushed his balls
That's not a perfect Ruler.
This is a perfect Ruler.
For all Eternity.
>english
>chads ever
look at this cuck and laugh
No, it`s going to be ME.
Don't forget that time Jeanne got hit in the face with a rock while climbing up a ladder. She just glared at the thrower and continued climbing.
>How much do you believe in God?
>More than you
>What language did the angels speak?
>I'm not sure, but it sure is better than your French
>when the King of France offered any sort of boon he could give to her for all she did for France, all Jeanne asked was for her small farming hometown not have to pay taxes ever again since it was hard on the people
>the royal family kept to this promise for hundreds of years until the French Revolution
How can one girl be so great? It just baffles the mind that someone so pure could come from nowhere.
her Alter is cuter and purer
she also got in the shoulder by an Arrow and rejoined the fight after it got pulled out instead of recovering
It's ironic that the saint so associated with war was such a pure and kind girl who wanted to grow up to be like her mother
Dark Jeanne > Jeanne Alter
she was a 1 of a kind girl. literally too good and pure for this world.
>She would comfort dying shoulders by resting them on her lap and listening to them confess their sins
What? She is the tallest among them and one of the tallest Fate girls.
>her heart was so pure it survived the fire and the body had to be burned two more times
Imagine being her executioner, and knowing you are totally going to be damned to hell for doing this.
Tits
He actually didn't want to burn her because of that. From what I remember, she told him to go through it
172cm might be tall for japs. but for most other countries that small or average at best
Only in nordic countries. It is a bot average in most of the world.
above average*
well as a dutchman the women here also tend to be taller then most other women.
It's true. I literally couldnt believe how many amazonlike women you have when I visited since I am from a southern european country
Showing Jeanne modern day weapons!
I bet she would love modern day artillery.
I wonder what she would think of kinetic bombardment
>ywn waste your head on Jeanne's lap
*rest
I should get some sleep
I dunno if this was the page but she suggested kinetic bombarding the Hanging Gardens and a bunch of other explosive methods.
Which the anime cut off like everything good from the LN
Ah, I was referring to IRL Jeanne. Nice that Fate kept that part of her, at least. Jeanne loved artillery.
Found it!
>Jeanne did 9/11
And the Rods of God part which is kinetic bombing
She also analyzes the Geass Yggdmillenia would make with the homunculi, noting the last months of her life were '' a war at the court'' so she can identify easily when a contract has some sort of catch
Based Jeanne showing why she is the Saint of War.
Jeanne in a heavily armed mecha when
Never forget our holy maiden is the patron saint of not only europe, but Yea Forums and Yea Forums as a whole
So by Jeanne referencing this, is she implying that it exists in that Fate timeline? Rods of God, I mean, kinetic bombardment
>What did they mean by this?
Either one of two things
1. Jeanne was betrayed by the monarchy she defended, much like the Third Estate she was a part of
2. Jeanne was effectively forgotten by France until Napoleon revived her legend
tl;dr: FUCK kings, FUCK nobles and FUCK the general estates
I doubt he'll get any attention in Fate but St. Louis is Best Boy.
>France actually had a ship called Jeanne d'Arc during WW2
Really reminds me that I should one day figure out where Darlan's grave is just so I can piss on it.
I'm fairly certain one reason why she was largely forgotten was because the Revolutionaries burned all of her stuff since she represented everything they were against.
She's not even the best gachashit Jeanne.
Yes, because the time for an entire country to forget someone is five years right? Except for the festivals held in Orléans the entire country had completely forgotten about her. Most of her popularity is post-revolutionary. Keep in mind she wasn't even declared a saint until the 20th century.
That's hilarious and totally in character for her.
Hell, I'd argue that part of why her banner was burned is precisely because she was forgotten. If Jeanne no longer lives among the populace, her banner just becomes "royalty shit".
On the flipside, everything associated with the far more popular (at the time, nowadays the shoe is on the other foot) Saint Louis remained mostly untouched. Despite the fact that he was a king ironically. Hell, not even socialists hate the king who invited the poor to dine at his table.
I'm not going to argue that the plot is great, but the LN ranged from decent to good to me. Apocrypha was essentially carried by its cast and the anime fucked over most of them when it deleted most of their monologues and explanations for shit happening.
Jeanne is one of the characters that suffered the most from it, the only one getting it even worse was Atalanta since the anime didn't show Jack's spirits constantly torturing her mind and driving her into insanity
>tfw only have 2/4 Jeannes
I can't believe I started playing gacha for her.
why does this seem more like a doujin than LN? am I just perverted?
I love Jeanne so much, anons. All of her.
Imagine being so shit at fighting that you
>lose to the fucking English
>lose for decades against the English
>have such shit commanders that you rely on some schziophrenic teenager who claims to have heard the voice of an imaginary sky man
>be so jealous that some retarded crazy prepubescant farmgirl is doing better against the English than your inbred noble ass ever could that you actually burn her at the stake for dressing like a man
>take two more decades to kick the English out of your own country
>Actually make it through something called the Hundred Years' War without ever once setting foot on enemy territory
>"B-but her death paved the way for a French victory!"
Holy fucking shit no wonder the French tried to bury her story as long as they could. Like everything else in their military history it's a complete embarrassment.
He surrendered having a character.
Sevants can only love self insert(Guda) in their mind.
impeccable taste user
Imagine being an english and losing against a peasant girl.
>FGO waifu fags are similar to idolfags.
A bunch a girls aren't interested in Guda, or at least not exclusively, and FGOfags are fine with it.
It's honestly bordering on obsession at times. I just enjoy talking about her so much. It's sad that so few people don't know about her or view her as simply a martyr or feminist symbol when she's so much more.
>The French are pathetic for having to rely on a "schizophrenic peasant girl"
>The English are awesome and mighty despite being so utterly blown the fuck out by someone who is, by their own admission, barely an adult and completely insane that they're still salty about it half a millennium later
Your next line is:
>[autistic screeching about Agincourt]
Does anyone have any pictures of Jeanne with six wings?
>your own country
Nice try, but this is how I know you're a frog
It's not just you. I, too, wish to see Atalanta gangraped by shotas.
>win for 80+ years because smelly frogeaters are too dumb to use a bow
>never once have your country invaded during a time period literally called the Hundred Years War
>English BTFO because a peasant girl beat them!
>That's totally worse than actually having to rely on a peasant girl to win, and then still taking another twenty years to take back your own country!
But you're totally right, the French would later go on to defeat the British in oh wait that hasn't happened yet
>your own country
it continues to be obvious that you are a closet frog in denial
I want to stuff my face into Jeanne's holy cleavage
After marriage, of course
I understand, if my country were so utterly and completely blowing itself out of the water as yours I'd also seek to take it out on others. The problem is that Jannu is so obviously Best Girl that anyone who has two braincells to rub together will not fall for your bait. Jannufags are untriggerable, whereas the mere mention of her name makes the Angloid froth at the mouth in impotent rage.
It's not obsession user, it's veneration for our holy maiden, and she's smiling down on you, undoubtedly
>if my country were so utterly and completely blowing itself out of the water as yours
France?
All I want is to make her happy. I work hard every day, try to help others, pray every not. Is it bad if it's all for her?
I just love her so much.
...
The only time I even remember the French still exist is when I have a good laugh about the Maginot Line.
Jannufags are untriggerable because they don't even have two braincells to rub together.
Pizza Jeanne
based redrop
Jeanne was kind to everyone, but never held back when it came to annihilating her enemies.
if he isn't french then why does he keep mistakenly referring to france as the country of the barbarous terrorists fighting against rightful ruler of a reunified angevin empire
>all Jeanne wanted was a happy family on the countryside
I love her!
Imagine Jeanne reading you a story before you go to sleep
Will we ever see anyone as blessed and perfect as Jeanne?
>The only time I even remember the French still exist is when I have a good laugh about the Maginot Line.
Way to out yourself as an idiot because the Maginot Line was actually a decent idea, nobody expected the Germans to just go through the shitty terrain, it's easy to say the Maginot Line was useless in hindsight but don't kid yourself : The English were only safe because they lived on their island
Martha is before Jeanne, though.
Jeanne would probably love to meet her.
How many Fate series are there and how many have her in it?
Right franchise, wrong show, wrong girl.
I guess Jeanne got jealous Martha knew Jesus
Apocrypha, Grand Order and Extella has her. And she cameos in Zero
Wrong girl OP
>completely forgotten fictional character
>people only know about him because faggots want him
What a sad fate for the paladin.
You're bringing her endless happiness, for to be righteous in the name of a saint is more than she could ever ask of you
look how gorgeous our holy maiden looks in Link
>traps
>gay
>knows the person you want to fuck is male
>not gay
Choose one
Her NP is still trash and so are her costumes.
It's not gay if it's cute, user!
IF IT'S A GUY, IT'S GAY
I like that costume, though.
Should I get that game? I'm thinking about getting it, Lobotomy Corporation, or continuing to wait for Code Vein.
Don't be in denial user
her NP is indeed trash, I used it twice on Iskandar and didn't even kill him with invictus spirit
do you mean Extella Link or extella proper? Link has vastly improved gameplay, but there's like 20pct less storyline, but graphics and heros are vastly improved
She only gets 3 costumes in the game.
The virgin self insert Gudakek vs the SiegCHAD
Don't care for the story as much as I do Jeanne, sadly enough. Besides her NP being garbage, how is she?
Default, bikini, and armored?
I never understood the self insert thing, how do you do it?
>FGOfags are fine with it
Have you ever been to /fgog/?
A bitch fit is always thrown if a female servant isn't confirmed for (you)
she's a ruler, so she has 2 very cool pillars of light special attacks, and the rest of her spells are AOE as well, though when it comes to single target damage, she's like 20pct below other heros
the aoe clearing is definitely helpful for clearing sectors you need to conquer, but against servants, not as sueful
for some reason her NP doesn't do insane damage despite killing you, so don't use it
she's also unlocked in like the second half of the campaign, so be aware, but you can literally use her for the entirety of the campaign and extra missions after that if you want
she also does indeed have cute dialogue and interaction
>Her NP is just her dying instead of using cannons or engulfing the field in holy light
Every time.
The rest is good to hear, though. The game is $60, correct?
my bad, wrong file, this one has jeannu in it
It's still a pretty bad game with glaring issues.
is it? I got it for 42 cause I pre-ordered, steam says 50 usd currently
somewhere nearby the PTSD is kicking in for "Artie" and "Mordy".
It's basic wish fulfillment.
The self insert "character" is made so bland anyone can identify with them. Almost every servant in FGO fellates you despite that.
I never got it either. At best I roleplay in vidya but self inserting seems kinda pathetic.
that seems pre pc launch, game looks nothing like that, in fact the home encampment is beautiful
Ah, nice.
Who's the one on the far left?
>that seems pre pc launch, game looks nothing like that
I'm literally playing it on ps4 as we speak. I took a screenshot of it, placed it on a usb, and took it to my computer.
Don't you dare ignore the hideous goddamn UI either.
Ah, a console user, figures
more jeannu
jacks mom perhaps, not sure
Nigger the PC release isn't going to make the UI suddenly smaller or change the fact it's a fucking musou you cockgobbling fanboy.
Though I have many pictures of her, I'm sure I am missing many, especially of Fate Jeanne.
there can never be too much adoration for OUR Holy Maiden, patron saint of Yea Forums
Oh yeah. Kinda forgot she existed
Are you sure that's not Sinon?
Indeed. I can't think of a single board that dislikes her. Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /pol/, /his/, all expressed love for the the Maiden. She has something for everyone.
pretty nice bust for such an irrelevant character, while they could've gave that to Fiore to make her a more popular character
but nasu knows best
Why is Jeanne in Dragalia a dragon?
Why Juana like dress like a slut?
and what feel Juana Oscura about Sieg?
No idea. I think it's made by Cygames, and they love Jeanne.
there's just something magical, no, divine, about this french girl who continues to btfo anglo's even half a millennia after her martyrdom
>and they love Jeanne.
how does she keep winning???
>A perfect woman, nobly plann'd, to warn, to comfort, and command;
>And yet a spirit still, and bright with something of an angel light.
B-But Servants can beat the cock.
is this the one where he fucking dies
Reminder that Jeanne was basically the perfect oneesan
Yes-desu. Then the true chadmaster appears.
>best and canon girl in the VN
>clones are best girls in Fate/Extra
>has 3 high budget movies for her route
>best girl in Prisma Ilya (lol she keked that loli cupslut again)
>clones are in FGO; has numerous CE's in her likeness
>has a combination attack with Shirou in Battle Moon Wars
>best scenes in the cooking anime
Feels so good to be a Sakurachad
Would Jeanne-sensei help you study?
>Joan of Arc was perhaps the most wonderful person who ever lived in the world. The story of her life is so strange that we could scarcely believe it to be true, if all that happened to her had not been told by people in a court of law, and written down by her deadly enemies, while she was still alive.
>She is easily and by far the most extraordinary person the human race has ever produced.
>Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it.
these stand true, but shouldn't be meant to contrast to jeannu, sakura's a great girl in a different context
she'd force you to study ballistics or rocket science
Trigonometry with Jeanne!
Ballistics with Jeanne!
History of War with Jeanne!
Physics with Jeanne!
Home Economics with Jeanne!
Bible Studies with Jeanne!
Language Arts with Jeanne!
I'd study her butt with great intent
Purging France of heathens with Jeanne!
too many, and not enough
Reading with Jeanne!
Marrying Jeanne!
Raising a family with Jeanne!
Watching the sunset with Jeanne!
Growing old with Jeanne!
Remembering you'll never do any of this with Jeanne!
>Had black hair that she cut short
almost perfect, short hair a shit
Suffering with Yea Forums!
Jeanneposting to make the pain go away with Yea Forums!
Finally being reunited with Jeanne in the Kingdom of Heaven!
With Yea Forums!
It was to fit into her helmet. The bob cut is actually based off of hers.
I love all the Jeannes.
As do I
Because she falls in love with the self insert.
All the Jannu threads made me actually pick up Mark Twain's book and I've fallen in love. Anons help
>Joan of Arc was not stuck at the cross-roads, either by rejecting all the paths like Tolstoy, or by accepting them all like Nietzsche. She chose a path, and went down it like a thunderbolt. Yet Joan, when I came to think of her, had in her all that was true either in Tolstoy or Nietzsche, all that was even tolerable in either of them. I thought of all that is noble in Tolstoy, the pleasure in plain things, especially in plain pity, the actualities of the earth, the reverence for the poor, the dignity of the bowed back. Joan of Arc had all that and with this great addition, that she endured poverty as well as admiring it; whereas Tolstoy is only a typical aristocrat trying to find out its secret. And then I thought of all that was brave and proud and pathetic in poor Nietzsche, and his mutiny against the emptiness and timidity of our time. I thought of his cry for the ecstatic equilibrium of danger, his hunger for the rush of great horses, his cry to arms. Well, Joan of Arc had all that, and again with this difference, that she did not praise fighting, but fought. We know that she was not afraid of an army, while Nietzsche, for all we know, was afraid of a cow. Tolstoy only praised the peasant; she was the peasant. Nietzsche only praised the warrior; she was the warrior. She beat them both at their own antagonistic ideals; she was more gentle than the one, more violent than the other. Yet she was a perfectly practical person who did something, while they are wild speculators who do nothing. It was impossible that the thought should not cross my mind that she and her faith had perhaps some secret of moral unity and utility that has been lost. And with that thought came a larger one, and the colossal figure of her Master had also crossed the theatre of my thoughts.
It's natural to love her, user. She's perfect.
>Slaughtered by Gil
>Assyria was on the brink on downfall before her reign as she flourished it back on its glorious days comparable to Gil's reign on Uruk
As if I didn't feel inadequate enough already.
Think of her as inspiration, user
The world never ceases to disappoint me.
>Jeanne proposes what is verbatim revival of the kamikaze
Sasuga Japan.
>When Jeanne got into an argument with the young record keeper during her trial and was eventually proven right, she teasingly told him that she ought to pinch his cheeks if he messed up again
Why was she so cute, anons?
>St. Louis is Best Boy
>St. Louis
>led a bloody purge against Southern France in response to the Cathars in an expressly punitive campaign wherein he laid waste to entire cities and indiscriminately immolated people by the thousands, executing not only the Cathars but also the Catholic populace living under Cathar rule despite their having lauded the king's arrival
>best boy
>even fit for sainthood
Louis IX is good enough for the likes of him.
The point is that the French didn't deserve to have Jannu leading them.
I thought it was because the revolutionaries viewed her as a religious figure and thus saw fit to destroy everything pertaining to her.
>am I just perverted?
What prompted THAT question? Or should I even ask...?
Are you so utterly lacking in reader's comprehension or is the concept of a hypothetical scenario completely alien to you?
No, Murka!
You're far better than I am; despite what little I know about her being more than enough reason I *still* can't sort out anything in my life!
Certainly I can't be the only one who sees the sheer irony in that artwork.
Just keep on trying, user. Having a goal and a motivation helps a lot in life.
>Joan
As someone who's never left the Anglosphere seeing her name Anglicized or otherwise de-French'd never ceases to gall me. (nb4 lol Gaul)
Jeanne, Johanne, Joan
Lots of names for a simple girl
>The bob cut is actually based off of hers.
[citation needed]
My problem is greater than his, for I loathe myself as much as I love her.
Perhaps that's not the reason God favored France.
>look it up
>it's mostly a rumor since we don't actually know Jeanne's hair cut other than it was short and black
Huh. Most I'm getting are some sites saying that it was and other sites saying that it was never confirmed.
>Destroy all other Humans.
>"I can hear the voice of God... it tells me to pass judgment on all sinners!"
>Jeanne d'Arc, the Flame of Hatred
>Nightmare/Human
Sounds more like Jeanne Alter.
I find it amusing that all these dark/evil Jeannes are still virtuous and well meaning, just misguided in some way.
Is she trying to say something with how she's holding that beach ball?
I have no realistic goal and that makes it near impossible to find motivation. Would that I could be so blessed or at least as righteous as she...
She is just the best.
Please do not think lewdly of Jeanne
You're a fictional character Jeanne. At least within my imagination, I am your god. And I don't feel like stopping any time soon.
But Jeanne was real...
Not the version we talk about in fate threads.
No.
Eh, I've always treated these as just Jeanne threads in general
Merciful Saint Jeanne, the Maiden of Orleans. May she pray for our transgressions
Sieg can have her. I'll take Alter.
Whereas she needs no one to do so for hers, for her works were undoubtedly perfect in the eyes of the Lord. I hate my life...
Translation?
A classic tsundere excuse
>You looked like you weren't busy, so I called you here is all. There's no other special reason.
>I just need someone to carry my bags so don't get too excited.
Jeanne tried very hard to learn how to read and write. Her illiteracy was embarrassing to her, so she set out to fix that. She insisted on signing her name for all of her letters. She always sought to improve herself.
Fate Jeanne or GBF Jeanne?
I hope to dream of Jeanne again tonight
>ywn gaze upon Jeanne's large, divine tits and feel no lust
>Her illiteracy was embarrassing to her
That's hardly cause for embarrassment; of all people certainly she has the least of which to be ashamed.
Don't mind if he does then.
i want those fingers up my butthole
They haven't even added Luvia or Angelica yet.
It's just the local cuckposter, he tried really hard to make people think Okita was for Hijikata and not for (You) and got BTFO pretty hard.
You'll have to add a star to that shirt
>Football's coming home
I want to fuck Jeanne so bad.
Jeanne would not approve of such degeneracy.
> TFW she now can be seen as an alt-right figure after her iconography's been used by them.
I think she would be closer to Drifter's representation after being betrayed by the king Charles VI. and burned on the stake by the English.
Jeanne was "betrayed" by Burgundy Duchy, idiot.
There is also this costume she gets as DLC
thinking sieg has a chance when he is a dicklet Jeanne sure did blush once she viewed astolfos body and huge cock
Perfection.
It's okay if it's just anal
That doujin is so fucking satisfying. I wish there were more were Astolfo fucks hot bitches.
Overglorified cheerleader
Jeanne is cool, but Jalter is better
What makes this pair of bumpkins so cute?
Ha ha ha. I really hope you don't play the Apo event of FGO (wrote by the writer of Apo himself) and Jeanne Summer lines.
Juanita Horta only made one comment about Sieg, she said really angry that she doesn't have anything to do with him and why she was there, during the only time they ever interacted.
Bro, if Melt went full waifubait for Guda and she did a complete 180 spin on her character just for him. What makes you think Jeanne is saved from him? FGO waifubucks are a lot more than what Apocrypha ever made.
Now Jeanne is the one who says she's never going to leave your side in FGO. Take that as you want.
My favorite part of the day.
OH you mean the player getting sibling-zoned in this year's valentine's event?
Simple, Sieg got cuck'd.
He's a cardboard trashfire indeed, but before ((((You)))), she never had a proper frame of reference.
Once that was rectified, she dropped cardboard-kun like a hot potato.
Heh, she mentions she can be more clear about her feelings for (you). And she's not leaving your side, forever. Even the voiced event had Jeanne (Ruler and Archer) mentioning how they love (you). Sorry brah but gacha money has more weight, just ask Melt.
What exactly got rectified, user. Please share the knowledge.
Yeah. I heard somewhere that the idea of Jeanne being Sieg love interest was from Nasu and not Higashide. Of course the anime adaptation was subpar and now with FGO, try to ignore it or change stuff about that. Jeanne in FGO acts really different and slowly, they have being moving away from what happen in Apo and Sieg.
So Guda gets not one but three Jeannes.
>tfw I wouldn't be taller than all of them
t.170
They try
Siegfred sieg does have a dick also fafnir sieg too
I know that gacha shit games are especially tailored to suck the player's dick but I wouldn't get ahead of myself if I were you.
Oh what's this?
Jeanne was still embarrassed. She wanted to learn how to read and write
Don't open.
SEETHING ANGLO
Waking up with Jeanne!
She got to know different guy and it became clear to her that Sieg is a shitter, i though he made it pretty clear.
Warning: Lewd
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not really. The only meaning I got from his words were "Why won't my waifu love me?"
What do you think her pantsu smell like?
Dragon.
Girl juice
Jeanne
my semen
>I heard somewhere that the idea of Jeanne being Sieg love interest was from Nasu and not Higashide.
Nasu suggested the idea of a character like Sieg, but it was Higashide who created him and made him shit.
Agreed
>make him shit
Sorry, but Sieg in the LN is a very decent character.
How is he different, I had to stop reading the LN because he was just so insufferable.
Where did you finish?
Who was supposed to be the MC in the original drafts then? Astolfo?
Mark Twain's idealistic self-insert
Everything started with Sieg.
Summer and wildflowers.
I heard GBF Jeanne also likes to fuck dragons.
ah yeah those fuckers destroyed her sword and burned items belonging to her.
She views Vyrn as a sort of symbol since she could sense his power, but she doesn't like him nearly as much as Katalina does. She always gives (you) and Vyrn unique sweets for the holidays. Dark Jeanne is 100% for (you), though.
This, I like.
the hooker that became jack's mom/master
I wish I could rest my head on her lap
Me too, brother.
Why so mean?
>Jeanne
>uke
OOC
>get me high
Translation check.
It's so pure, I think I'm starting to catch fire just from reading it. Call the fire department please.
Not in this situation.
Hell yeah, she deserves a happy life.
>t.fgofag
Nothing is more of a cardboard than the gudas who are gender tailored. Everyone and their mother is made to love them for waifu/husbando bucks and fags like you fall for it. It's not wonder FGO is a multibillion dollar enterprise
>Jeanne will never return to her home and be hugged by her parents again
That's because they're literally supposed to be >>(You)
Meanwhile, Sieg was SUPPOSED to have a character, but ended up being the most bland non-entity in the show.
>Nothing is more of a cardboard than the gudas who are gender tailored.
Dunno bro. Gudao has some personality if you watch the animated adaptations of FGO.
Especially with now Babylonia around the corner.
youtube.com
Truly a tragedy, she wanted to live a normal life after the war-
Faster, Jeanne!
Was Christmas widely celebrated when Jeanne was alive?
>Jalter
>happy
wat
The Hakunos also gained some semblance of a personality after the fourth game.
No amount of animation will give the Ritsukas what they lacked in the source material.
I disagree with your statement, but I have to say that they did handle him poorly. Something that should have got a full-fledged adaptation ended up being a 24-episode-long FGO commertial.
She can get happy sometimes
Only known female in human history that was not a thot.
I want to make her happy
But she ruins it for herself soon after.
why can't french women really look like this?
Because they turned their back to God
How can she be perfect when a better version exists?
>slept newd in the hay with her men
>not a thot
She wore pajamas, user. It's not like she ever did anything sexual
All Jeannes are perfect, but some Jeannes are more perfect than others
Nice ambience.
>dark jeanne thats actually evil and impure
muh
>Dark Jeanne
>Evil
>Impure
Bro there's a 172 there.
Yes, in ANY situation!
>thumbnail
>watermark
>photobucket
Not many pictures of her online. I think I found that one on Yea Forums.
>gamespy
Jesus fucking christ
>5 years ago
what the fuck?
Being with Laeticia made her sensitive to more intimate interactions with men (Sieg), so yeah, IC.
Is this better?
test
Egg passed
half the time we're talking about the real oneyou heretic
imagine being boob cucked by yourself
Y-yeah. Who would ever think about it? Hahaha
Is Shirou the only Fate protag that Guda has yet to cuck?
kek
Even before it was called Christmas it was widely celebrated user kun, or do you mean the 1800's Saint Nick Red and Jolly depiction? That's an industrial age thing I believe
I meant the modern day version of it. I just wondered what kind of Christmas Jeanne would have celebrated.
>cucking our Shibro
Although does Mordred count? She is supposed to have same body as our King.
Jeanne turned me, former muslim, to christianity. God bless.
Nice
>she mentions she can be more clear about her feelings for (you). And she's not leaving your side, forever. Even the voiced event had Jeanne (Ruler and Archer) mentioning how they love (you).
never happened useless you put in waifugoggles
also
>summer
literally any fgo players knows that seasoned aren't canon
Some may laugh but learning all this religion stuff calms your mind.
Nasu is disgusting for letting this waifu shit go rampant. I even hear void shiki apparently falls in love with player. I hope Tsukihime is never tainted by this shit soulless gacha
It's fine, user. I understand.
They already made an alternate universe Sion, so its only a matter of time till she falls for (You).
>Saber's quite and reserved, dresses up like prim nobility
>Mordred is loud and unbashful, dresses like a literal thoth
And Mordred's confused why Saber doesn't approve of her actions?
less colorful and more church themed activities probably, a village festival or two
It must be nice to just relax by the fire with her
Mordred have a coin sized brain. Only one thing we always should remember. Imagine being DUMB, UGLY and TREACHEROUS
>The Hakunos also gained some semblance of a personality after the fourth game.
This is debatable because it's actually a plot point the fact Hakuno/n lacks any personality and is a blank state in the Extraverse.
The Gudas have a personality in game but is based on the player's choices.
So answering your question, they have something like personality, which makes your statement of the Gudas lacking personality exagerated and just a half truth. What the Gudas lack is a definitive personality, because of the same reason that I explained above (the personality of your Guda is based around what you pick). One of the reasons each writer can write a different actitude or personality for them. But I would argue the anime has value defining who they are, one of the reasons the prologue of the Lostbelts is animated and has important details of what was about to happen.
Housewife Jeanne!
yeah, the burning flames of heretics makes a nice ambiance
Well, he also gets his own version of Saber (probably UBW Saber). And Guda is a good friend of Merlin. Is only a matter of time.
I don't think Jeanne would want to burn a heretic on a holiday
>I even hear void shiki apparently falls in love with player.
Yeah. Void loves (you). The Gudas are here to stay.
She is pretty happy in her berserker form, and she gets the nice dance she wanted at the end of Shinjiku.
Bride Jeanne
Pregnant Jeanne
Teaching her kids values of religion Jeanne
>people worried over gudao
Any romance with him that isn't mash isn't canon
everything else is pure delusion bait
>Guda is a good friend of Merlin
>One degenerate being friend to another degenerate
Wow, what a surprise
Mordred is an 8 years old girl who doesn't understand why her father and idol doesn't give her attention.
Going to church with Jeanne
>Any romance with him that isn't mash isn't canon
Hold up bro. There's characters that in story clearly say they love you, like the mexican goddess Quetz.
And Solomon.
Waking up with Jeanne
Hugging with Jeanne
Kissing Jeanne
Holding Jeanne's hand
Artoria x Mordred OTP
Consensual sex with Jeanne in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation!
Important life lessons.
>i want a cute french christian gf
>every bimbo is atheist because of the internet influence, not by her own thoughts
So fucking unfair bros. Should i move to countryside? It's not like im not familiar with all this farm staff.
Her whole thing about "hating people is easy, forgiving and loving them is hard" was great.
well it's also arturia's fault for basicly going "so what if i'm your father? fuck off" instead of hearing mordred out and actually telling her own reason for the whole thing.
I'm sorry we burned her.
poor mordred, the only arturia version that likes her is saber lily who views her as a sister.
all the other arturia's either ignore her or try to kill her
>some strong retard comes to you and claims being your son
>wtf are you talking about? Fuck off
>MAH REBELLION AGAINST MY BEAUTIFUL FATHER
Indeed.
mordred was a knight for a while before hearing from her mom about who her dad is.
plus she hates her origin of being a homoculus.
and because arturia refuses to talk to her she thought it was because of her origin that she got rejected.
Starting new religion with Jeanne!
user no! Jeanne wouldn't want that!
Imagine how weird would be for Mordred to see her dad getting railed by our sword boy
But we need to teach muslims a lesson, user.
>teach Muslims a lesson by doing what they did
Thanks for the thread, anons.
Now i see what your point is. Should we do the opposite and unite all churches?
Anything for Jeanne.
My blood, my sweat, my tears, my life
All for the Maiden of Orleans, the gentle saint of war
>>some strong retard comes to you and claims being your son
Mordred was already a knight of the round. Instead of telling her to fuck off Arturia could've at least hear her out.
>Mordred was already a knight of the round
I still don't get why tho. Does (s)he have any achievements as knight? Can she compete with other knights (Bedi doesn't count) in swordsmanship?
>all the rules fail in this girl's case. In the world's history she stands alone -- quite alone. Others have been great in their first public exhibitions of generalship, valor, legal talent, diplomacy, fortitude; but always their previous years and associations had been in a larger or smaller degree a preparation for these things.
>but Joan was competent in a law case at sixteen without ever having seen a lawbook or a court-house before; she had no training in soldiership and no associations with it, yet she was a competent general in her first campaign; she was brave in her first battle, yet her courage had had no education -- not even the education which a boy's courage gets from never-ceasing reminders that it is not permissible in a boy to be a coward, but only in a girl; friendless, alone, ignorant, in the blossom of her youth
>she sat week after week, a prisoner in chains, before her assemblage of judges, enemies hunting her to her death, the ablest minds in France, and answered them out of an untaught wisdom which overmatched their learning, baffled their tricks and treacheries with a native sagacity which compelled their wonder, and scored every day a victory against these incredible odds and camped unchallenged on the field
>in the history of the human intellect, untrained, inexperienced, and using only its birthright equipment of untried capacities, there is nothing which approaches this. Joan of Arc stands alone, and must continue to stand alone, by reason of the unfellowed fact that in the things wherein she was great she was so without shade or suggestion of help from preparatory teaching, practice, environment, or experience.
>there is no one to compare her with, none to measure her by; there have been other young generals, but they were not girls; young generals, but they had been soldiers before they were generals: she began as a general; she commanded the first army she ever saw; she led it from victory to victory
Raping Jeanne and forcibly converting her to Islam!
>Yea Forums always hateful
>Jeanne threads always /comfy/
Jeanne love forever!
Kindly delete this, user
Cute! She'll look cute in an Islamic harem!
I love Jeanne d'Arc.
Chaldea can count as harem tho. ALL servants love/adore/respect MC
Can we get to the image limit?
Never trust a boy when he says he's ok.
this from apocrypha?
I refuse to believe someone described as that genuine of a nice person existed back, I bet she was as blood thirsty as the rest of them.
Yes.
All right, 250 images. Thanks, anons.
May Jeanne continue to live on in our memories
She was amazing in war, but she never wanted unneeded suffering. She was the kindest person to ever live. Ironic for the youngest supreme military commander, isn't it?
>Unconquerable courage, infinite compassion, the virtue of the simple, the wisdom of the just shone forth in her. She glorifies as she freed the soil from which she sprang. All soldiers should read her story and ponder on the words and deeds of the true warrior, who in one single year, though untaught in technical arts, reveals in every situation the key of victory
>for anything man finds perfect, look for it in Joan of Arc, and you will find it
I want to marry Jeanne!