Bat > Snail > Cat > Snake > Doll > Bird > Spook > Bee > Monkey > Crab > Math

Bat > Snail > Monkey > Bee = Bird > Doll > Cat > Crab > Spook > Snake > Math

Tooe/Izuko/Kanbaru > Snail > Yozuru > Powergap > Bee/Bird > Math > Cat > Doll > Crab/Bat > literal shit > Snake

You mean a based and redpilled user.

Can you faggots stop with the "hurr hurr Kaiki best girl" meme already.
It's unfunny and no one here will updoot you for that.

Why is Crab so unpopular here?

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Minimal screen time, minimal impact, massive shitposting.

Kaiki is really my favorite character though. He's really funny, and also kind of cute in his own way.

never liked her, finding out she is the reason that math is homeless in the future makes it even worse

>snake that high
>math, bee and monkey that low
step it up senpai

bird>math>snail>crab>cat>snake>bat>spook>monkey>bee>doll
but I love them all and the order changes every new season

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Snail & Ougi are my favorites
Monkey's good but only in the LNs, I feel like Shaft doesn't like the character or something with how disproportionately she gets stuff cut out compared to the others
Tadatsuru's the best Specialist. Chill older Koyomi might surpass him if he counts though since he sort of becomes a pseudo-specialist.

Kinda unlikable personality, don’t like her design, it’s so average and bland. Don’t really like her views on things so I just tune her out and her interactions with other characters is garbage

Almost every thread results in cuck shit so a lot of the old posters just stopped coming.

>Tadatsuru's the best Specialist
My nigga. People low-key ignore Tadatsuru but he is legit Yea Forums incarnate.

Is she? Crabfags pop up out of nowhere whenever she shows up in the series and she's always high up in strawpolls too. I don't care for the character much but at least her fans are generally quiet most of the time, a couple specific characters have fans who get asshurt whenever their character isn't being talked about and try to derail any other conversation being had as a result

what said, she's just very unlikable and the whole "i'm gonna physically harm araragi if he so much as looks at another girl" got old really fast even before it basically stopped happening
reading koi made me like her a bit more but she's very stubborn and cold and not in a good or cute way and i think i only liked her in that because she workd well with kaiki who is great

i really like him but my favorite is Kagenui.

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Same reason as to why Emilia and Kirino are hated.

cause all 3 are shit?

She isn't unpopular. There are a couple vocal minority autistic Crabfags and Batfags who shit up almost every Monogatari thread with the exact same conversation they repeat every time, that's all.

While I respect your decision, while Humanity's strongest is great, by Araragi's own opinion Tadatsuru is the best specialist and he's saying this to Yozuru's face in spite of the fact he's met Izuko, Kagenui, Oshino and Kaiki by this point.

They won the mcbowl despite being shit.

That’s a really bad comparison. Kirino is a bitch and Emilia(from REEE:0 right?) is boring and doesn’t do anything for a majority of the anime. The only thing they have in common is that they share a show with better girls

She reminds me of real women

Tadatsuru's whole backstory is cool but he doesn't show up enough. Guess he can't really considering his circumstances.

Personally I don't really like the Specialists much for the most part. They're all just exposition-dumping plot devices most of the time. All Nisio really did with Kaiki as a narrator is beat the audience over the head with the idea of unreliable narrators, which was always a thing from the get go but thanks to Hitagi End being so braindead you've got this weird subset of fans who pretend it's the deepest shit in the world and freely ignore and reinterpret every part of the story in it to suit whatever they want to read into it. It's died down nowadays though compared to how it was at the time I suppose.

For the past three threads I've been autistically irritable about her, but I've calmed down after all that, so now I'm back to roughly the position from which I started: She's legitimately good, just not as good as most of the other girls.

Also this. Her insecurity shtick is beyond overplayed, and the incident with math fills me with unyielding rage.

>snek a shit
okay, whatever
>Zoku is kind of underwhelming
(You) shut your fucking mouth

I call it an oshino meme

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God your list is awful past the first two.

Bat > Snail > Monkey > Math > Bee > Doll > Snake > Bird > Spook >Cat > Crab

Here's mine, for now. Although it's more of a set of tiers than an absolute order - and it's extremely flexible.

I'd like to propose that Snail is the universal best girl. The reason for this is simple enough - even though each person's individual top girl will vary due to personal taste (Bee btw), no one *dislikes* Snail, she's always well liked, and is overall the best.

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>She's legitimately good
Only for Kaiki's willy.

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Anyone else want to pin Skeehee down, stick your finger in her mouth and prone bone her until you have no cum left?

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Bat > Snail > Math > Doll > Spook > Monkey > Bird > Bee > Cat > Crab

Kami-sama, I wish that was me

Pretty much, can’t really say anything bad about her and she’s very cute and funny, her design is pretty unique too. Her interactions with Araragi are always interesting and fun, all round likable character

I miss the ordering site.

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Snail > Bat > Spook = Doll > Monkey = Math > Rest
Haven't watched Zoku yet and Gatari in a while, but from memory I remember this order being the most fun/interesting interactions between the girls and RRRG

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No redeemable qualities whatsoever. Most boring character in the show. She could be taken off and the show wouldn't change in the slightest. Pretends to be tough when she really isn't, is extremely fucking annoying every time she shows up and can't do anything to change my opinion, oh wait, the only way she could do that was by dropping fucking dead and let the show go through without having to waste time on her. Not to mention how bad her fags are. Not only they are retarded normalfags wannabes they are deluded with their headcanons like
>MUH ARARAGI ONLY HAS EYES FOR HER XD
I'm not joking when I say I always skip her parts whenever she shows up, my brain can't take her shit and her bland stupid face makes it worse.
This bitch is a fucking hypocrite bitch and is on the same level of trash as Araragi. Yes Araragi is also shit.

And PS Kaiki fags are fucking autistics

>t. Math

crab > snail > bird > cat > kaiki > rest
also, lmaoing at fags rating senjougahara this low

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Math likes crab though, even after the 70 minutes of non-stop bullying of the commentaries.

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Who do you even become Specialist. Does one need one recognize you.

something something with a wicked sense of humor i'm sorry, i like him too. i'm just an asshole and i had to say this

I hate Ougi, can someone tell me what they like about her? I find her annoying.
I like cat, monkey, bat, and bee. Random order really.

Update on the Nekomonogatari thing: I looked into it, and I can totally see why it bothers some people since the scenes are so wildly different, but that's also the reason why I don't think I should touch it — I don't want to cut out existing content. So, looks like I'm only doing the Kizu flashback from episode 1, as originally planned.

Which subs do you all prefer? I'm going to include multiple different options to choose from anyway, I'm just trying to make sure that I'm including all of the most important ones.

Anybody who doesn't like Monkey and Bee is wrong by default.
This is a fact.

Facts.

Yep

Everyone jerks off their favorite girl for a post or two and there's no conversation to be had since se realize it's all endless waifu wars. That's what you get when you design haremshit I guess no real conversation.

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The discussion follows the OP though, if it's about rating girls then the thread will be about discussing who is your favorite, If it was about where to start watching then it will be about the order of the show for example.

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>snake above bird, bee, and monkey
Aside from that this is pretty accurate

>she is the reason that math is homeless in the future

That actually pretty based

She's the choice of casuals who haven't actually finished the series so they don't actually discuss in threads and/or get chased out for being huge fucking retards.

>can someone tell me what they like about her
She's intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor.

Crabby chads don't need to make a fuzz about who's a best, because the already know, and silly shitpost fights with you retards are a waste of time, and not even good entertainment at that. Hence, what's left is shitpostings by insecure secondary waifufaggots of literally who sideplebs. Simple stuff, if you think about it.

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Beating poor people with mental problems and kicking them out of their homes is definitely not based when it's a cuter girl.

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Heh the drawing overlooked the fact that Yozuru can't touch the ground