Blue pill or red pill, user?

Blue pill or red pill, user?

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Where do I get me a cyanide pill?

Green.

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Red

I long for the day this embarrassing bullshit will stop.

Blackpill is the only valid pill

Which one comes in suppository form?

Rei vs. Asuka will always be a pertinent inquiry for otaku to find not only themselves but also what they want from women.
Another way to phrase the question is, do you want a girl that will accept you for who you are (Rei) or a girl that will challenge you and force you to grow (Asuka)?

The netflix release means 20 more years, and then the inevitable remakes means red vs blue is eternal

Red pill or blue pill?

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MARI

BLACKED
Don't remind me of that /d/ figurine shit.
>how drug dealers see themselves
MOMMY

Rei's head on Asuka's body.

Or just Asuka in a wig and colored contacts, I guess, which is pretty much the same thing.

>Another way to phrase the question is, do you want a girl that is a doormat (Rei) or a girl that is a festering asshole (Asuka)?

based and redpilled

Funny since Asuka is the one that stagnate while Rei is the one that changes.

Now we're getting into optimism vs. pessimism.
Whether or not the waifu in question is half full or half empty comes down to your current point of view.

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Asuka wants Shinji to grow into a man, but Shinji refuses, and so she stagnates along with him.

Rei grows a personality in proportion to how much Shinji needs her to, for his sake. Like how moms act around their kids.

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>The curse is just the fact that Shinji didn't age during the timeskip so none of the other pilots could either until time started for Shinji again

no purple pill?

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So Asuka doesn't force Shinji to grow at all, instead they stagnate together?

The shit pill

you mean rei ?

Asukucks deserve to be locked in a chastity cage.

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Asukafags are mostly sub. They would like it.

Reifags are weaklings who can't picture themself dating a girl with a personality

in this particular case the pills are reversed, so a redpill

The rainbow pill.

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There is a better purple pill

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> it embracing the superior pink pill

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10/10 would bang

You know what? Mari is a good sexual outlet. You can masturbate to her all you want because even though she is in Evangelion she isn't really "Evangelion" type of character. Not to mention she barely has any personality. So feel free to jerk yourself off till you fall asleep to this jerking fantasy chick instead of feeling guilt by masturbating to female Eva cast.

based and pinkpilled

Preference to Asuka, but I like both.
You got one of those capsules where each half is a different color?

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