Bocchi

what went right?

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how smol and adorable they made bocchi look

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Imagine how fun it would be

Are Nako and Aru bullies to cope with the fact that Bocchi will never love them as much as she loves Kai-chan?

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You ever just throw up

Need to headpat Bocchi.

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im imagining nako imagining bocchi

Analu with Aru!

What does she mean by this?

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she means she is good at thinking by herself at night

>girl is a super dork and simply clumsy
>got called 残念 instead
>manga translation is loser
>anime translation is unfortunate
It doesn't make any sense.

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I don't get the flute, why call it a recorder?

I love speaking spanish and having superior subs, we actually have a direct equivalent for "zannen"

>Bocchi has a newbie VA
>Never had any named roles before, let alone main ones
>Show is already flopping
>If Bocchi's anime flops, that could kill her career already
We're going to be Chitose's only friends at this point, won't we?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorder_(musical_instrument)

It's really flopping?Does colors did great?

I want to Nako Nako's Nakos!

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>**3,983 (▼**3,440) ひとりぼっちの○○生活 1 [Blu-ray]
And this is just due to the anime bump. Before the episode aired the rank was as low as 10,000. It's not looking good so far.

Also Colors flopped: less than 1,000 average sales.

no its not, sales figures for week 1 are out and they're not good yet

I want to destroy her lewd cunny!

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I want to ridicule vice president dork

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You don't make any sense user.
Aru is a loser and an unfortunate girl. She's not a "dork"—at least, I wouldn't consider her one.

Not sales figures, pre-order predictions. Doesn't change the fact that the anime is not off to a good start.

hai, hai. this is true, but I think it wont do badly.
episode 2 was good.
next episode is the bocchi is sick episode which will be cute.

Bocchi is a retard!

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god english can be stupid sometimes

>heart mouth
How lewd.

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If after the episode airs and the ranks are still stuck at 3,000 then that's still rather poor.

Face it, Bocchi will never be popular and will not be getting more friends.

>burger-kun-tachi thinking "loser" was the correct translation
It's as bad as unfortunate.

>that's obviously the reason though
>e-eh, H-Honshou san?
this made me laugh a lot

>**3,983 (▼**3,440) ひとりぼっちの○○生活 1 [Blu-ray]
i dont get it,i've seen these rankings so many times but i still i cant figure out how it works. Which of these numbers is the total sale numbers and which is the rank?

please don't bully bocchi, she's trying her hardest to make lots of friends

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>Nako is a bully to everyone but Bocchi
>Treats Bocchi like a pet, playing silly pranks on her and reveling in her cute, blissful ignorance

Standing tall above all others.

I think it's
current rank [last weeks rank] name

pretty disappointing that they translated it as unfortunate. Loser fits much better. Otherwise the show is alright so far.

At this point, the total numbers aren't important yet. It's the left number (the rank) that's more important. The smaller that number the better, so something like 200 is good but 4,000 is pretty bad.

Not last week, last hour.

Anime-only, and I like it.

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Then how do people get the sales figures? Where is that posted? When is it posted?

Can salesfags fuck off?

My loserwife Aru is so cute.

She obviously referring to her incredible sexual prowess. That's not even subtle.

It's from pripri.site. Granted, sales numbers aren't the only thing anymore but it does suggest that the anime isn't catching on at all.

Stop being in denial Bocchi.

On some chink website. Yes, a chink does them. Then someone reposts it on Yea Forums. It's retarded cancer.

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Why do you think she carries this recorder around with her?

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>bocchi continues meekly apologising as Aru and Nako have an exchange
this is adorable

thanks!

It was framed differently, thats all

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to ward off spirits, in the manga the scene originally took place at night

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>Nako taps Bocchi's shoulder
>She wanders around like a confused hamster
Stop being so cute, fuck

>Bocchi already flopping
>"But the adaptation is pretty great!"
See even the japs hate the fucking adaptation.

what the fuck is her problem

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Autism

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we told you all that she is too pure to lewd

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Which part off "fuck off salesfags" do you not understand, shitposter?

No such thing. I've already devised 36 different means of lewding her. Though she is a cute character, so I have no intention of actually doing so. She is like a small animal and needs to be protected and doted on.

IFTC

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>so I have no intention of actually doing so
see!
you cant bring yourself to do it, she is too pure to do it

You seem to misunderstand. It's a choice to not lewd her, not a subliminal inhibition that's preventing it. It's not that I can't do it, as I've already mentioned a number of different ideas I had, but that I just don't want to do it. The concepts of Can and Can Not are not the same as Want and Don't Want.

You'll change your mind after she grows up to have a big ass and breasts, which is her body's method to make her more visually appealing to attract friends.

>c word
She's a JC.

And?

Oh yes.

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She's old enough to get pregnant, so nope.

Juicy Cunny.

You don't make the rules.

No user I'm not gonna let you use that word to refer to these girls, lurk more.

How can people think a bully like this isn't a delinquent

That word is slang for vagina. Any vagina.

Basically, it means
>[amount of cocks I sucked today] ([amount of cocks I sucked yesterday]) [show I'm shitposting about] [what I'm shitposting about]

Nobody can justify it. She's got short blonde hair, wears the typical cardigan or whatever the sweater is, has the short skirt, bullies a tiny girl daily, antagonizes said tiny girl's newly acquired friends, and revels in other's misfortune. She's a straight up monster that needs to be stopped with hugs and calling her cute in public.

It's not even sales, it's predictions for preorders made by Chinese autists. Nothing has been sold yet.

That's not how it works in 2D

how the fuck can you enjoy this? its boring as fuck and she is autistic as fuck
wait, i am starting to see the parallels to the average Yea Forumsnon

rude

Bocchi is not autistic, the whole point is having you wanting to protect her from all evil, and it works if you're still human and have something similar to a parental instinct.

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>salada
kys

Unf.

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sorry i dont get it
if it doesnt get better by the next episode i will drop it
the truth is always unwanted to be heard

Bocchi needs more burgers and squats.

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People always want short skirts and lots of exposed legs. What they fail to realize is that it's the same as if we were naked all the time; it's nothing out of the ordinary in such a case. Long skirts hide more, leaving more to the imagination. Lifting a long skirt brings greater curiosity than lifting a short skirt, thus piquing interest far more. It is more exciting when something is hidden than when it is fully visible.

That being said, Nako's rocking the FUCK out of the short skirt and coat combo.

is she trying to corrupt her

FUCKING THIS
SHUT THE FUCK UP BOCCHI

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No, all girls should wear short skirts, it's not a catholic school.

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yes
I hope she succeeds

why the weird eyes??

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are you sure she is not autistic tho?

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Looks like a girl who doesn't want to swallow.

which scene was this?

cute dorks

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She looks like she disappears single men.

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>not yuri
dropped

butti

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Does the manga have any pantyshots?

>Just doing your job, educating future burger flippers
>Suddenly one of my students audibly orgasms with enough volume to deafen an echidna in the desert
All this to pay for the bills

Why would you want to? This show has no attractive girls.

The anime character designs don't look as cute as they should, but they make Nako look way sexier.

Webemmaker, please, can you do this scene?
You can do it whole, or you can do just Bocchi.
It was the last of the 3 bumps, happened I think 2 minutes before the end

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Bocchi fingered Nako during this episode.

≥ywn poke her

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Bocchi is cute

what a lewd voice

could someone give Nako the "no, you don't undestand" subtitles when she is talking?

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Oyakodon when

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Anime Aru is so particularly adorable holy shit

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Bocchi did something stupid and rude.

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I trained my goggles after years of Kirara shows so imagination isn't a problem to me. At least apply the 3 episodes rule before dropping.

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Why the height difference?

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to imagine

bocchi is just smol

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This episode restored my faith in this adaptation.

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Japanese girls are womanlets by default, just how short is Bocchi?

yeah the ED was cute

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>Nako is taller than Sotoka
I always thought Sotoka was the tallest.

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>first episode samba
>second episode bossa nova

I really want to OST

Let's be honest Nako is one of those girls that will get pregnant before she's 16.

Hot

I think she actually is taller if you look at head placement, Nako just has more fluff in her hair

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No.

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yeah Nako will get into highschool with everyone else to be with Bocchi but then drop out

Not watching the animu and sticking to mango.
I will not allow a fake imitation taint my potatoes.

>Bocchi has a newbie VA
Seriously now? I like her voice.

You'll change your mind immediately as soon as the lewd art starts pouring in. Hopefully %%%man is into it already, his style fits this show perfectly.

By me.

I don't know what it is, but Nako awakens a deep carnal lust within me.

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Manga art style getting animated is just salt on the wounds, it looks so much cuter.

I want to rub this unfortunate dork loser's legs.

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>only 36
87% of my brain has been used for months to devise new ways of lewding Bocchi, I'm approaching Googleplex numbers.

what

She is very cute, and the slight hint of delinquent suggests she is open for sexual experiments that are in conflict with social standards.
Basically it's because you're a pervert.

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The forehead tricks you doesn't it

...

She's one of those girls that would EASILY be seduced by a teacher, think he loves her and get impregnated by him.

>Googleplex
Google is not that big yet.

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>back to page one.webm

Those damn skirt physics. Not that I want to see what is under Bocchi's skirt. I'm not that bad of a person!

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She's too pure for this rotten world.

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Why did she play the flute? I just don't understand.

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What happens if Bocchi's VA never gets another main role?

She's one of those girls that will be doing 20+ nakadashi JAV by the age of 20.

How do you become a teacher in Japan fast?

Yea Forums will be her friend

>those beautiful green eyes
I want to start a family with Aru.

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You invert the "VA" and add "Japanese."

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Can anybody make a wemb of Aru doing this scissor motion?

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It's a pun

corrupting Bocchi

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But what if she never gets another role?

I want to make something in her womb

I want to marry this loser

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Her defective genes need to die with her.

Aru will end up with an unfortunate teen pregnancy

Nako's VA Minami Tanaka sound really similar to Minami Tsuda, are they related?

like just go to japan

She will get a role in my homemade videos.

>Bocchi
>unpopular
>no friends

>Chisaki Morishita
>This is literally her first ever named anime role
>Her first main role ever
>Show ends up flopping
>Might end up killing her career too before it even properly began

Is this pottery?

Home made cooking videos?

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I will crowdfund an anime to cast her in

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Home made cocking videos

How fuckable is going to be Bocchi when she grows up?

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Did the manga have any colored pages? Somehow I've never imagined Aru has green eyes seeing the pages and panels people post.

Has that ever worked?

But why cast a newbie as Bocchi in the first place?

Dumb salesposter.

loop

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That's a small anime Bocchi

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Fuck, wrong page.

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Look at all those legs god damn.

best girl saved the show

Not just sales though, even the Japanese reception is muted at best. Notice how the anime doesn't even trend nor does it get much 5ch discussion.

I want a bocchi of my very own

I want to bully you for your awfully thick font borders

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>But why cast a newbie as Bocchi in the first place?
Why the fuck not? New VAs have to come from somewhere. Also, they cost the studio less, and you generally need to foster new talent before the old VAs die out.

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Authenticity.
Its actually a forgiving role for someone to iron out their voice acting as well

just get a pet
its has the same IQ

I WANT TO THIGH FUCK NAKO!

Nothing wrong with casting newbies. That's how you find fresh talent. Bocchi is as good a role as any for them to stretch their wings.

Was it a ghost, Bocchi?

>doesn't know about newbie VAs
And as expected the salesfag doesn't actually watch anime.

Thank you very much.

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rude

>Has that ever worked?
Jashin-chan just crowd funded a second season, Yuru Yuri crowd funded enough for a new season.
I guess they're established properties tho

>stretch
Don't say this word, the perverts around here will pick it up for unwholesome purposes.

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>small
>flat
depends of how much you like to IMAGINE things

I wantto stretch Bocchi's flaps.

it was honshou mieru.

I don't know, I want to like this but the whole cuteness factor is played too much for me.

There's nothing more wholesome than stretching the vagina of the girl you love.

I'm IMAGINING right now.

It's only two episodes and you love her already? user you're too easy.

DELETE THIS

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There have been plenty of newbie seiyuu whose careers died out after their first main role. I'm looking at you Yuno Gasai.

Well considering the fact that the rest of the cast isn't exactly new, the fact that it's mainly Bocchi that's voiced by a newbie is strange to say the least. Usually these sort of shows have the entire main cast voiced by newbies, or usually the supporting cast but not necessarily the MC. One example I can think of was Comic Girls where only the MC had a newbie VA, and other than Endro she hasn't exactly gotten that many main roles since.

If Bocchi were to become more than friends with a classmate, would it disqualify her?

No, her parents would be happy for her.

I can't believe a new VA who got two big roles in less than 12 months hasn't had a role in the past 1 month. I guess she's been axed.

A-user, bocchi literally starts vomiting when trying to make friends. It's WAY to soon for relationships.

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That's preposterous

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What if that's my fetish?

I hope you guys know that bringing up newbie VAs and sales like that make you sound like that one SEAmonkey tripfag.

>hahaa. social anxiety funny

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It's literally just one persistent salesfag. What makes you assume he isn't buttbuddies with said SEAmonkey tripfag who also happens to be a huge salesfag?

That's what you get when you wish for an anime adaptation

eat a spoon of cement, snowflake

I didn't have any lewd thoughts attached to it until you brought it up but now I want to stretch out bocchi.

I think my cat is smarter than Bocchi

user is a hopeless romantic.

bocchii is smart just super autistic

>yuri

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Yeah but is she as sexy?

normie!

At least you don't have to rape your pet to make it loe you.

That's just two big roles in 12 months. Many newbies get more than that in less time, like when Amamiya was still new.

Says the Rentofag.

Social anxiety doesn't exist, it's a made up illness created by big pharma to be able to legally sell mind altering drugs to kids.

I loved her voice there!

where the fuck is this episode

Nips have shit taste, what else is new?

Just how yawara is this Kai?

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why doesn't bocchi just lie about being friends with everyone?

You shouldn't lie to your friends

Because she's not a slut.

I bet Bocchi knows.

You really think she could lie convincingly with that crippling autism?

What's her name Yea Forums?

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thats immoral

Wrong, although it's true that pharma does anything to sell bad shit for lots of money.

>Loved rentos voice
>Loved it even more in the ED
>Look up the VA
>Stella c3 was the only show she did
>Now does softcore
It hurts so much

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True, although people sometimes get anxious when social

God damn what a villain.

Bocchi knows she couldn't get through with it.

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loser aru on top of an aluminum can

bocchi's boyfriend Nako is very cute

what did bocchi meant by playing her recorder here?

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Needs cute flowers floating around Bocchi’s head

HAI, BOCCHI!

Anaru

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She's laying the evil spirits to rest, what a good girl.

loser

I wonder if they're going to change the lyrics in the translation.

I'm ready for the song subs already

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*it's salty*
jesus fuck Aru

They better adapt randoseAru

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much better than
>unfortunate girl

>invented a fashion called the Hanger
>not unfortunate

how can this even happen

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Would Bocchi know if it was you if you raped her then popped up on the other side?

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That hanger image is strangely erotic. Imagine coming home, opening the closing and finding your girlfriend hanging there. Then you take her out, use her and put her back. Hot.

degenerate

Wouldn't it be more erotic to use the hanger as anal masturbation aid, and then put it back without her ever suspecting anything?

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"Unfortunate" is a pretty accurate translation, while "loser" is taking quite a liberty.

But of course EOPs will prefer whatever pre-chewed food was fed to them first as always.

Imagine distracting her on the left while you rape her on the right

This is not how to treat your own loser.

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she's like a dog when you pretend to throw a ball

>hanger as anal masturbation aid

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I would actually marry this dork instead

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[cute lewd noises]

i hope this does not kill the manga , chio-chan tsugakoro got axed right after the anime finished airing

Satchan grew up fine

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when nako and bocchi were waiting at the crosswalk the store behind them said mitsuboshi bakery

My thoughts exactly in that scene, patrician taste user.

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yeah it was in the first episode too

Nako is so cute when she's embarrassed, I want to hold her hadn

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How do I get my own Bocchi? I want one.

Why does Aru-chan have to share an anime with this loser?

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CR subs where a mistake

Say something nice about this cutie

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>Too shy to socialise
>Confident enough to make a ruckus in public with no regard to her reputation
???

Soon to be the mother of my children.

she is my wife and tries very hard

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stop! aru is nako's wife

erai-raws, same line

I did that once when I was 5 or so, don't judge.

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l-lewd

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Does your language not differentiate between woodwinds? They're just all flutes to you?

Why is Boochi covered in maccaroni?

She's cute but her voice in the anime doesn't match her at all. Who the heck is her seiyuu? Another newbie?

Did she watch?

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I love that my daughter Bocchi wears a proper skirt and not some lecherous mini skirt like so many depraved girls her age. Needless to say I almost had a heart attack attack when she was practically told to wear one by that hussy. Stay strong, Bocchi!!

I want to Nako Nako's Wife's Nakos.

is spilling her spaghettis

Yes, yet she waited until Bocchi had fully changed to retort over why she was changing.

Lurk more, retard.

Jesus Christ, I thought she hanged herself for a second.

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her voice was ok though

>snipping your benis

user, pretending to be an idiot is just as bad as being a real one. So please stop saying outrageous things.

B-but she is a villain!

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a Nako is fine too

>t. newfag

bocchi is the villain

Touching Nako's flippy wigglers!

Will forehead Rikata have a gaijin accent?

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>thigh highs
Why is Bocchi such a slut?

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Thank god she stopped saying poop every five minutes.

Shut up, she's wearing that in her room where no one can see.

She's also working hard to make night friends.

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normally thigh highs turn me on, but Bocchi is too much of a dork and potato that it isnt sexy on her

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I thought about joking about this on Yea Forums, but decided otherwise.

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What did she mean by this?

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she's incredible but just at night

What is wrong with her brain?

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>ED didn't animate the bad endings
DROPPED

So, she's the Unko of this show.

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Yo everyone, check out this flute

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[shrill recorder noises]

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chapters 6/7/8 next episode

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Just like homsexuality.

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We ESL associate the word "recorder" with a recording device (like an audio recorder and so on). We know that recorder is also a type of flute, but it still sounds retarded. Our languages make better choices.

FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>our languages are superior

that is going to be the end since they know there is no S2

hey there, semen

Why is Bocchi such a dumbo?

As an EOP who read the manga first, I think "unfortunate" is more fitting for her condition, though it does lack impact when the delinquent uses it to bully her.

that's a big flute

Bocchi goes beyond social anxiety, she is straight up special.

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Go to bed

I'd still do her though.

This shit had me laughing. This sort of thing is so dumb, but I can't help but find it funny.

I mean become her friend

English is a barbaric language and Shakespeare is an overrated fag. Still not as bad as the frogs' tho.

Literally me.

With Aru.

Why do foreigners always feel the need to competitively compare aspects of their own countries/cultures with anglosphere nations?

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Stupid sexy loser

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(in a sexual way)

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marriage material

I think she's actually autistic.

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Because your language is kind of shit, that's all.
In this case, I only wanted to give an explanation why that other user was confused.

>those thighs
wew

>She smiles and accepts it back anyway
Aru is a good girl.

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That should've been obvious last episode.

Still looks like a wind instrument to me.

where?

>We know that recorder is also a type of flute
But it isn't. It doesn't even resemble a flute. That's like saying a trumpet is a type of tuba.

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Are we hating ESLs now?

>now

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Quality subtitles.

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yeah Aru is a good girl who helps Bocchi a bunch, all her friends help her and she helps them too
its the most pure thing of all time

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Because it is one.

aru is much thiccer in the show

ESL language is much worse than english overall though

Is that good or bad?

>Do your best beam

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No one cares about whatever third world language you speak

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That's just retarded.

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relax reddit

We should really IP block all ESLs in this website

then stop derailing the thread by replying him, brainlets

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Why is Nako so smug

why wouldn't she be, she just called her friend a loser as bants

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she is a bully that's why

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She's a cute loser.

Cute little Bocchi hands.

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Britbong tourist are one of the most obnoxious people to encounter and I can safely assume that every other anglo.is the same.

I mean just look at the size of those Nakos.

They look kinda fat.

That's kind of hot.

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Nope.

JUST

Of all things

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>nopan + thighhighs Aru
Oh boy

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eww

>thighhighs
Isn't it pantyhose?

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HAI, BOCCHI

Guys we need to have a serious talk. I'm pretty sure DYBF is an old man in pantyhose. I'm not sure what kind of lesson he's teaching our girls.

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Society was a mistake

Bocchi is small and pudgy

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So Aru's "loser" is "nasakenai" in Japanese. Its kind of different from what i expected.

Tell about its interesting male characters

her voice is literally how I heard it when reading the manga, same with Nako.
Bocchi is the one who doesn't sound right, but she still sounds cute

This girl needs to get her priorities in order. If her goal is to befriend everyone in class, why is she wasting time trying to be better friends with someone she already befriended? She'll never win back Kai-chan at this rate.

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The jacket looks like it's too big for her but the skirt doesn't work like that.

Bocchi needs a diet.

She's not a fucking casual friend maker like you.

because she likes her friend Nako

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She wants to 100% every class members route

She's not nopan, she's wearing her moms pantsu.

>the other three girls have nice bodies with healthy thighs
>Bocchi is tiny, soft, and has stick legs
My imagination is moving on its own.

it's not nice to take advantage of the handicapped

When does the cute person show up?

What's sex with Bocchi like?

Paco, stop embarassing me in front of my friends

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Denpa's about as minor as any character gets but her chapters might be the best in the series. It's a shame that there's no possibility of getting to them, maybe not even in a second season.

I just imagine all you retards to be as cute as bocchi and I don't get mad at the retarded shit that gets posted here so much.

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would Bocchi shitpost that much though?

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loud

Apparently it would be similar to sex with Kaos.

What’s with her forehead?

ABABABABA

What a cute midget
Just looking at her makes you want to hug her

she dropped a book on herself

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Not this time but we all know she forgets them sometimes

Considering she's super confident when she's alone but super socially awkward around other people, she'd be a godawful shitposter.

This is my girlfriend

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no wonder.

They're the best at pissing Yea Forumsutists off.

your wife looks like sacchan but less average

SLEEP X SHEEP

What if Kaos had sex with Bocchi?

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Paul Joseph Watson, go back to making videos complaining about Muslim rape.

user please, that clearly says Steep x Sleep.

It would be a very erotic and awkward sight.

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What's with the randoseru and rape whistle?

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why is she so smug?

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I can't stop staring at their legs. Send help!

She forgot she's no longer Noa.

She knows...

Wouldn't happen

she is wearing her randoseru by accident, like a loser

I miss this show already

retard

Would they achieve orgasm or are they both too useless?

>saves her first letter from a friend in a laminate

What a dork

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She's pretending she didn't fuck up like usual

After a few hours of fruitless efforts, Kaos would start abababaing and vibrating at high speeds which would drive them both to multiple orgasms.

I already forgot about it.

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But shill will always be my Kazagumo

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who let the autistic kid bring their recorder out in the hall

cute and funny party

Nakobutt

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So you're saying Kaos is actually good in bed?

Imagine the pleasant smell!

The abababa is a gift she isn't aware of. Imagine the destructive potential she could have once she learns how to wield it properly.

I want to take in the scent of all of their sweaty feet and socks and jerk off while they shove their dirt socks in my face desu

calling your place of work to incarcerate you in a mental hospital for your own good

Honshou will unironically kill herself at some point in her life.

Tall slightly rebellious short haired blondes are my one weakness.

actually delete this

What kind of parent names their kid Loner?

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If only someone did this to me on a daily basis, I wouldn't struggle through the whole day.

>Writing the contents on the lid which won't be visible when it's closed
Bocchi...

>Bocchi becomes a teacher
>Nako drops out of highschool and becomes a stay at home mom
>Aru is gone...
>Sotoka becomes the worlds leading expert on ninjas

its actually a coaster

As her husband I can assure you that would never happen.

You and Bocchi would make a good pair.

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>>Sotoka becomes the worlds leading expert on ninjas
She becomes the leader in ninja JAV's.

Ever been that tryhard that's actually screaming internally?

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no really it is

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I was not talking about the coaster. I was talking about the lid of the cardboard box.

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Aru is a screw up.

If Aru was your child, how would you deal with her?

I want to screw up Aru

oh I never noticed that before

It popped into my mind however I remembered what I was watching.

It’s marked so she wouldn’t mistake the boxes DURING the sorting. Once it’s done, she’ll close the lids and tag the boxes once again. Not that hard.

Headpats, smooches to her forehead and very tight hugs.

girls accidentally revealing what they would sound like having sex is the best

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Have a second child because this one clearly lost the genetic lottery

Given how cute she is I can only assume her mother is also beautiful, so I'd go for some oyakodon.

Hidoi!

>oyakodon
But her mom is married.

With vigilance. She's definitely the kind of girl who could easily get tricked into pleasing old men for money.

i want to poke bocchi

Imagine having cute Bocchi hands and poking Nako.

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Do you think they'll keep Aru's song in tack or will they fuck it up?

She'd literally die of embarrassment.

So this friendship? Not bad.

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I hope they keep it intact, it will sound cute in Japanese even if it doesn't flow that well in English

Aru a loser
Very sad state of affairs
Endless suffering

I can't believe Bocchi is fucking dead.

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everything

Imagine the bully.

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Don't you get it user? You were the Bocchi all along

Bocchi sees friends as objects instead of individuals. Do not believe her lies.

I can't believe Aru hung herself.

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I want to bully Bocchi with lots of headpats

But Bocchi has more friends than me

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That would never happen.
She would get the knot wrong.

No! Don't even imagine the bully of this cute and defenseless creature!

not alot

>Lifting Bocchi off of the ground while she squirms to be put down
>Spooking her in the middle of a quiet quiz by whispering into her ear BOO
>Lending her a mechanical pencil with less than five millimeters of lead in it, only to ask how she went through all of it so fast
>Giving her hand lotion when she needs it, but it's actually shampoo
>Replacing her slippers with big fluffy bunny slippers
>Giving her a pack of oreo cookies without filling
>Lead her down the wrong street and get her lost, only to lead her the right way once she starts panicking
>Poking her in the back like she did to Nako
>Holding fake hair in hand, and snipping scissors loud enough behind her so she thinks I clipped her hair
>Making her get two drinks so we can drink together on the roof like cliche anime characters
>Holding her hand in public
>"Draw" on her with a pen that has the cap still on
>Write on her desk "CUTE" with an arrow pointing to where she sits
>Using a laser pointer to distract her during class
>Saying NO really loudly when we're talking together to make people think we had a surprise argument
>Telling her to keep this thread alive as it's auto saging

I imagine alright.

Oops! You appear to have confused the uplifting, sympathetic Hitoribocchi with the sadistic and depressing Watamote.

This. And who's to say that she hasn't also written the contents on the other side as well? She's not an airhead - she's thorough. What a good girl.

Even Tomoko isn't too autistic or depressing anymore

I want Bocchi to blow my recorder if you know what I mean.

Give Bocchi a chance for fucks sake! She can improve her behavior!

CUTE

She's still a vindictive cunt tho.

I don't remember the manga feeling half as gay as the anime does, not that I'm complaining.

mari is a cute bumpkin

The new girl... I don't like her. She is really annoying.

I know right. Bocchi sucks.

You suck and so does your mom.

I wish Bocchi would suck me.

Gay is a lame insult

I LOVE BOCCHI

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>>Holding fake hair in hand, and snipping scissors loud enough behind her so she thinks I clipped her hair

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gay

Thanks for the compliment.