Bodies

Why is anime and manga so obsessed with always giving sexy bodies to idiots?

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Because it'd just be depressing if they were ugly too.

Okay, that makes sense.

>anime and manga

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This is now a Maho thread

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How else do you expect to feed themselves in the future if not using their body?

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If they can't attract a man with their intelligence, then their body will have to do the job.

because it's true

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Rude.

But that's not sexy at all, user.

They're better that way.

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Men aren't attracted to intelligence. Majority of men prefer women who are dumber than them.

What about oirans? They were expected to be intelligent and erudite.

So why am I hard?

Himeko is smoll.

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Girls are cute when they’re dumb

So that you can take advantage of them.

pls post best grill Rei

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No.

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because dumb genki are the best

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Green hair isn't cute.

>because dumb genki are the best
Damn right

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Maho is fucking retarded

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In a good way.

Let the bodies hit the floor

To make the viewer believe that it would be easy to bang them. This is a tactic trap pathetic waifu-fags.

u must have a very sexy body then lmao

Imagine this dumbass without tits.
Thats why.

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And that makes her cute.

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>5 foot 8

This kills the japanese man (and since it's in standard instead of metric it also kills the european)

> not even 180cm tall

There's nothing wrong with small girls.

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>and since it's in standard instead of metric
Why exactly? I thought the Japanese use the metric system.

Parody of American prison pics I guess.

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my wife looks cute in this picture

dumber than them not dumb, dumdum.

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Hello from 2005!

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Ichijo a cute.

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best girl

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Stop mesousa bullying please.

That's not true at all

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Did you just imply that Ueno's body is not sexy?

TL notes back when?

Never.

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Reference animes are dead.

Star Trek TAS.

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Pani Poni Dash! some user said he was encoding the BDs to share more than a year ago and so far we still got nothing, so for now you can only watch it on DVD rip.

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>more than a year ago
This was a long ass time ago. More than a year if I remember correctly.

That user won't do shit at this point.

If he's even alive anymore ;_; .

>Young people by default are stupid.
>Young people's bodies if not obese are by default desirable.
>Most anime plots revolve around young people.

Its sort of unavoidable, you daft cunt.

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I'm 185cm and I would drop Ms. black and blue from the selection without hesitation. Lankvnts can go to hell.

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And moe Anime never puts female protagonist on bikini at all and puts on an ugly one pieced swimsuit instead. Bikini is only for superior supporting characters.

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>Green hair.
Gross.

>back when SHAFT was good

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Monogatari killed SHAFT for good, sadly.

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I argue that it isn't a preference, it's just that any man that isn't a 9 or 10 can't afford to have high standards in today's relationship market.

Why is real life so obsessed with giving threads to retards?

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Rei a shit.

>young woman
>young
If you like bimbos you're a pedophile.

You wanna fite?

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Yes.

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Pronounce Massachusets then...

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Cinco de Maho when?

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It shows that Protagonist of anime Never wears a bikini at all and wears an ugly one pieced swimsuit instead in the swimsuit episode. Nobody faps over such ugly one pieced swimsuit. But Starfire can wear a bikini because we American have better taste on lewding if we have to. See MK9.No one faps over the one pieced swimsuit except for weebs.

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[gg] did them on .pdf then. Good times

Once we get the BD rips.
Those BDs better have the OVA too...so this long wait is actually worth it.

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Hahahahahaha...

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But bikini isn’t for Protagonist. It is only for superior supporting characters. In 99% of Moe animes with a swimsuit episode...

looks like she wearing a diaper

Looks like you replied to the wrong post, user.

No it doesn't, trust me, I'm an expert on these things.

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>actually being into tards

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hey
fuck you

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Shit taste, user.

wai they made two Chuck Norris jokes in PPD? I only remember the one with the historical ep

>Show has great ratio of best girls
>All hentai is either wildly off-model Rei shit like or Becky guro

Why must we suffer in this timeline?

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Because dumb girls are for procreation.

I don't know why I did this at the time, but uh yeah.
I'll go to bed now

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>3 years and still no BD rip.

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A sad state of affairs but at least I have my DVDs. Took over 2years to find ones that weren't used still had the extras in them like the mini choose your own adventure comic with Mesousa

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Because it makes you want to breed the baka

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Japanese DVDs or American DVDs? the american DVD doesn't have the OVA.

American (well british release probably the same thing)
Yes it doesn't have the OVA but got that downloaded from elsewhere, the only downside being I watched PPD dubbed and preferred it

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>Ichijo Best girl.
That's wrong user, Rebecca is best girl.

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Why do anime twins always seem to predominantly have purple hair? Where did the trope start?
Or am I just imagining this being so common?

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You're only deluding yourself user.
One day the crushing reality of how shit tards are will dawn on you.

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I just want some good Himeko lewds

Himeko is not dumb, she is very talented and passionate about crabs

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If idiots weren't sexy, evolution would have selected against their existence.

Here I thought Yea Forums was all newfags but glad to see I was proven wrong. Forehead best girl.

>all these PPD threads lately
Makes me want to rewatch, it's been longer than some faggots here have been alive

Anime gives everyone sexy bodies unless they're deliberately supposed to be ugly.

Dumb.

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>posts the worst dub in all of existence

What a shitty voice.

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so you can imagine taking advantage of them

And that's a good thing!

she wouldn't win the strawberrybowl if that happened

We will never get them user. Give up hope.

they also did a Monty Python joke

it was a simpler time

Giving up is not something Himeko would do, user.

It certainly was simper times. However, more recently Girls und Panzer had a Monty Python reference too, though GuP is a standout anime and not representative of the norm.

Because it'd just be depressing if they were ugly too.
So true

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>GuP is a standout anime
It isn't THAT good.

It is pretty great user, not GOAT but yeah, personally I would give the TV series a 7/10 and the movies/OVAs solid 8s. However, quality aside, the anime IS a stand out anime. It is a massive phenomenon in Japan, and it is fairly unique. It partially revitalized the economy of the shitty town it took place in. Yeah, there are other military girl anime and other "foreign countries personified by anime girls" anime yet GuP has it's own feel/personality.

This is a thread about PPD though so I don't want to talk about GuP too much.

What are the chances Cinco de Maho gets ignored by mods again?

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Most people only have extremely minimal with tards and haven't experienced how awful they are. Probably for the best, but it sure creates annoying retardfuckers online.

Since it got ignored last year...the chances are pretty high.

GuP isn't even good outside the character designs.

GuP is the only 10/10 anime in existence.

Mixed messages.

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No

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Poor thing needs to be feed.

Best dream sequence.

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Ichijou best girl.

Sshh, Maho is sleeping.

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this
Monogatari drained their soul

The price tag is just so heavy, feels horrible.

You could wait for ANE instead.

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Honestly I don't believe this is true at all. Shaft has only produced 100 episodes of Monogatari over the past 10 years. The problem is that recently everything BUT Monogatari has been shit, and additionally that the source material of what they have been adapting has been shit before they even got to it.

I wouldn't say Monogatari ruined Shaft but rather that they have forgotten how to make anime that isn't Monogatari. There is still soul and creativity in Monogatari (see the amazing Kizu movies or Zokuowari which was quite good). It is like they try to direct other anime as if they were Monogatari but with no soul or effort and it fails every time.

>TLDR
Monogatari didn't kill Shaft, because Shaft can still produce good anime (as long as it is Monogatari). On the contrary, Shaft has simply forgotten how to make anime that isn't Monogatari and ALSO have been adapting shit series doesn't help.

For the record this hurts me a lot too, because I miss old shaft, but I also still really like Monogatari. It is very conflicting.

now that's bouncy body
she should jump on my dick

Why are PPD girls built like bikini fitness bimbos?
I'm not complaining, though.

Kindly wait for your turn.

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It's now the Maho era

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less than a month to Cinco de Maho

i am now curious but is this really all that entertaining to watch with outdated humor?

Shame on you, user.

Yes, I think it's pretty funny even if you don't get all the references.

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If I removed her ahoge, would she die?

Nope, see

Then don't promisse stuff if you won't deliver.

Can anyone post card deck? I lost my when hdd died

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I never got why the anime gave Media big tits, since she's flat chested in the manga.

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Fat>flat

Downscaled it a bit as my file was eleven megs large.

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And the tarot deck.

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DFC>fat.

I hate dumb women. Any time they open their mouths and spout some stupid shit, I want to shove my fist down their throat.

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And one last.

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No need to be rude, user.

thanks bros also that serizawas ass

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Must touch the Serizawa.

Because ugly is an annoying flaw to draw, and it doesn't add much besides pointing out that the character doesn't take much care of themselves, which can be shown in other ways.

I like anime with a lot of references

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And with good soundtrack.
youtube.com/watch?v=xVg-iOGm0Ps

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