GOD. DAMN

GOD. DAMN.

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how old is she again

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Only thing I know about the series, and all that is through doujins featuring her.

Kirito is such a fucking faggot.

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She's flat now.

Sugu is cute and sexy

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Liar

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what The FUCK

She got out of being written as a rape victim by cutting off her tiddies.

This is criminal

>turned into a flat tomboy
Perfect.

YUP they gave all her tit size to Asuna, I'm not even kidding you can google it Asuna now has tits bigger than kirito's cousin pre-nerf.

this post gayness level has reached critical mass

I hope Reki Kawahara gets btfod by a car god I hate this west pandering faggot so much

Sony censorship in thsi show too?

I want to milk this cow.

no u

Grand theft mammary.

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Thank god, felt bad when my self insert lost in chest size

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LARGE
AND
MEATY

Breast reduction surgery.

Apparently she was not supposed to be stacked in the source material. That was all director of the original series.

How can one man be so based.

Does anyone care about anything that isn't the anime?

The anime's fun schlock but schlock nontheless, LN's are known for being trash in general. I can't imagine how mega trash the SAO LN's are.

And it was a damn good thing he did.

Wasn't it that his editor or someone told him he should make her the girl with the fat udders?

Dunno. All I know is that was not the case in the novels.

Sugu's sugus!

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>Being a proud secondary

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I was legit raw after this doujin

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>I can't imagine how mega trash the SAO LN's are
Actually.
LNs are much better than the anime. While they do have their flaws, anime dropped lots of small and interesting details.

This one thing confuses about SAO-verse.

Deep-dive and augumented VR exist, yet there is no mention of it being used for porn?
Hell, if deep-dive existed IRL, the biggest community would be build around dress-up and role-play porn.

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Small details don't fix awful characters or plots.

When the source material is an LN, yes, I'm a proud secondary.

I give him 4 posts before he links us to a Youtube video about how SAO is the worst anime EVER

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Enough

He said fact

But it is those details that make the characters and plot interesting.
And also setting. Anime makes SAO game look like ordinary fantasy with game UI. But LNs explain it much more clearly that it is still a game with limitations, like noticeable LoD and crappy fabric and liquid simulations. And that you cannot just "grab" or "put on" items and instead have to use the equip function.

One part I remember in particular is this part right when Asuna and Kirito bring Yui to starting city to look for her parents.

I love how it contrasts the mentality of front-liners and those who stayed in safety of the starting city.

Anime just cut it out.

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god im so horny

That's a cool detail, bit dark for the tone they went for in the anime though.

he's got a point, you know

Yeah.
There was core of something good in the LNs.
Anime just threw it out and went for harem powerfantasy.

user, please. It's not the anime's decision. You're thinking of the web novel, but that doesn't matter.

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She always breaks the bust sliders in the games too.

What a beautiful relationship they had. Wish they had found out they fucked their daughter in game though at the end.

Too old.

The LNs aren't much better than the series. In fact, I'd say they're about the same from what I've read of them in nip. I guess what's nice about them is that they're a tad tougher of a read compared to most fantasy LNs, but the shitty old SAO story is still there.

>unironically being proud of reading fanfiction-tier novels

Allice is better tho

I want to press mate my own cousin

You're losing up on such literary genius as
>Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna.

Sauce?

The interesting thing with this doujin is that they're legit that big in the source material so it feels believable.

can’t delve into real issues when self appointed moral guardians have any power

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Sugu's sugus are so amazing it hurts

Calm down Alabama.

>tfw several months with no new sword art
never thought it would bother me, but here i am.

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>being proud of reading a 16 year olds garbage

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don't get me wrong, i love flat tomboys, but turning a busty tomboy into a flat tomboy is a crime

>october
what the fuck

What are you talking about???

A chapter in the webnovel that's just kirito losing his V-card to asuna. It's porn as written by a 16 year old, and about as hilarious as it sounds.

>tfw no asuna wife

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~I want to always be with you
~I'll give you everything I have

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>Alabama
Who?

The only difference is that shes wearing a shirt

who the fuck wouldn’t fuck their non-blood related sister after you make her fall in love with you via video games

Reminder that Kirito bullshitted Silica into believing that the reason he decided to help her when they first met is because she "looked like his little sister." It's a shame we never see her reaction meeting Suguha IRL for the first time.

15

Asuna and Kirito literally fuck in the first ln.

what was the prose for this scene, I have to know how Rei wrote this.

kirichads a secret lolicon

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reminder that she looked like this, and the light novel made the ballistics upgrades

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>In Japan, the Japanese Penal Code sets a minimal age of consent of 13 regardless of gender or sexual orientation.

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>self-inserting as a harem reject

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Wait a second, this was from official media?

fanfiction hosted on the author's official site or something like that for some time, that said author may or may not have been responsible for

It was "official" on web until author stuck it big and got his work published in book form.

What is the tier for anons that only fap to the doujinshi and never touch the LN/manga/anime?
Because that is me with SAO.

It's kind of hilarious how, even for as shlocky as SAO is, the anime will be the main focus for the mainstream fans for obvious reasons and thus they're pretty much getting the worst experience. Even the games, for as AU and original story focused as they are, tell a better SAO and define Kirito better than the anime does. Entire arcs were cut from the anime to make for time (because we really needed the Fairy Dance arc in the first season?), timeskips go unexplained, nearly all of Kirito's narration that clarifies huge swathes of otherwise contextless factors is gone, and other weird and stupid decisions.

Like demoting best girl to a single scene despite being a recurring character throughout the first half of Aincrad originally.

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>mainstream getting the worst experience possible
fine by me, maybe that'll make them fuck off from here for good.

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What was the point of this scene?

>this westerner meme again
They all set it to 18, though.

To show off Sugu's beautiful body and make the audience sympathize/want to have sex with her.

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A show about people trapped in a video game huh?

Yes

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wew and kek

>this meme
That only works if you're under 18, most prefectures raise the minimum age of consent for adults to 18 tho

>The most generic anime girl ever that no one can pick out of a lineup has tits
Wow, just like in every anime ever, if you weren't a newfag this would be nothing special to you.

and lonely

nu-Yea Forums is literally just redditors

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It is the tribal elders' job to shape the youth

she's generic in a good way

This is a fucking crime to humanity!

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jesus that looks like something out of a cheap 90s How to draw manga book

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15 during the fairy dance arc
16 during the phantom bullet arc

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That's Reki Kawahara's own art from the web novels. It's less that he's terrible or anything and more just really rough and weird with his designs with a definite 90's look.

Reminder that web Kirito wasn't a twink.

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GOOD. GOD.

youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

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That Is why doujins exist.
SAO in general is bad.

I thought that shoulder pad was a tit until I realized he was facing away

he has a problem with proportions

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Blame this almost creepy level of obsession japanese writers have with their main heroines.
Oriemo
Masamune-kun
Re:Zero
Maou-Sama's LN
This
and probably more I'm forgetting.
They want nothing more than for you to ADORE and WORSHIP their female lead, and think anyone who likes anyone else is wrong and will drag those characters through the mud instead of simply making their characters likeable.

That is literally just a male Rutee from Tales of Destiny.

honestly reki probably played a shitton of 90's and 00's JRPGs and a bunch of Ragnarok Online / Phantasy Star Online and then ripped off .hack the same year it came out when he started making his web novel

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I kinda want to see sao animated in early 00s style now

I thought the point of oriemo was to make all the girls good but still have the imouto win

In terms of Anime girls I've spent sperm on, Suguha is really, really getting up there.

>Masamune-kun
Maidkek still seething.
Maid was a bitch and a shit, deal with it.

>Maid was a bitch
Oh yeah because Aki was a saint right? What with ruining people's high school lives over the most innocuous things and never even apologizing for it.

Kirino winning would have been one thing.
But the fact the author has MC SYSTEMATICALLY CRUSH THE OTHER GIRLS HOPES, one of which was IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF PEOPLE WATCHING THE CONFESSION is a completely different story.
Also authors should never make anyone but the fan favorites win.

is the pixelation on the lockers intentional?

Fuck no. What we need is SAO:Progressive animated in the Tawawa style.

that water sakuga looks amazing

It's a .jpg recompress of already bad source. You tell me.

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This. Aki was a shitty main heroine and was given the bowl to her for free. Most anons wanted a maid win. Do you know how I know? Because nobody talks about Masamune-kun anymore.

>Be Kirito
>Have a sister (cousin) who has the body of a goddess and gets wet thinking about you
>Go chase some another girl instead

What a gay.

Kirito had deep familiar issues before the SAO incident iirc. I don't remember the details, but it affected his relationship with Sugu.

His parents died in a car accident when he was a year old, and he accidentally stumbled upon his family records as a teen and realized he was adopted by his aunt/uncle, and that his sister Sugu was his cousin. It kind of broke his relationship with his family for a while until the SAO incident happened, after which he started reconnecting with them more.

Well, that and his aunt/uncle knew he was the hero of Aincrad because they looked up his antics from survivor stories.

130 posts worth of
>wow look at her tits
What a display from the SAO fanbase

And if I were him I'd be deep in her familiar issues. Deep enough to have slightly inbred children with her.

Her tits are pretty awesome though so I don't see what the issue is.

What else would we talk about? The new and not improved progressive manga, not done by Himura Kiseki?

But those tits tho.

I don't like SAO but I'd be god damn if Sugu and her massive sugus haven't dried my balls up.

ah. i thought it might've been some kind of stylised digital effect, kinda like this, with SAO being about virtual reality and all. haven't watched it in years

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now this is just fucked up

What are we supposed to talk about

>anime
Alicization is on a 6 month 2 cour break, and since its an adaptation there is no point in doing theory crafting since everyone already knows what happens because LNfags have been discussing this arc to death for years

>games
People are all talked out over FB, and Lycoris won't be out for months

>LNs
We don't even know when Unital RIng 2 is coming out, plus its gotten to the point you can't actually discuss SAO without also being up to date on AW and we don't know when Vol 24 of that will be out EITHER

So lewd posting or "X is an AI" memes are literally the best option right now

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>and Lycoris won't be out for months
and i'm sure as heck not enthusiastic about it. even if it's the Hollow Realization devs, they've effectively tossed out all the interesting gameverse shit for just another Kirito adventure that's a straight adaptation unless there's some super secret twist to the whole thing. by the time it's even out the second half of Alicization will probably start up, and if the game only adapts the first half that's even worse.

Mankind has suffered slights but none so grave as this. My thoughts turn to violence when I gaze upon this

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...

?

Fuck you Japan.

Fuck yeah video games

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Yeah, this is where the tits animation budget went.

Those lockers are so compressed. There's no way they can fit anything

That eases the pain, but I fear it will never stop hurting

FUCK. Am i going to pick SAO back up for this?

Money well spent

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Things that have been between Sugu's sugus:
Shower nozzle
Yui
Kirito's face
Am I forgetting anything?

>Mfw looking up why Kirito changed into his Aincrad look at the end of the last anime arc
Thats a whole lot of development that was totally cut

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Things that should have been between Sugu's sugus
Kirito's dick.

Yes, only newfags who were influenced by anime youtubers shit on sao without even knowing why

>Thats a whole lot of development that was totally cut

Yes, that considering the basic principle that caused that phenomenon was barely mentioned in the anime outside of one or two lines but determines pretty much EVERYTHING that happens in the second part of the arc. Get ready for no anime-only to know what is happening for entire episode long stretches

Yes, give in to your desire user

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System Call, Remove Core Protection

This is literally what killed Infinite Stratos. A shame too because the shitty harem aside I really did want to more about the mysteries of its universe. Like Tabane and why she does what she does. If Ichika was truly Chifyuy's brother or a male clone. If he wasn't a male clone then why was he the only male able to pilot the mechs, and if Tabane made it so, then why him. Why Chifyuy has superhuman powers like no other human and can fight mechas bare handed. Who was Madoka, and was she really Ichika's little sister, or clone from his DNA when he got kidnapped. Also why did he get Kidnapped and where are Chifyuy's and Ichika's parents.

You're forgetting the Infinite Stratos debacle.

Yeah except me, but only because of how shitty of a romance it is. Like I don't get how Akifags can even like it when they had the awful 'break up' chapters that served no purpose other to drag on the series and give maid fans false hope

That's because I didn't watch Infinite Stratos. All I know is the MC has plot armor made of Nintendium

The main girl was a shit and possibly the least liked of the entire harem. Turns out that she was the author's waifu first and foremost of the entire bunch. He got so buttblasted over "Houki a shit" and bottom popularity polls that he ragequit on the series.

I was referring to the LNs and the writer forcing his preferred pairing at the expense of fans, not the anime.

This explains all the NTR doujins.

It's almost like Japanese LN authors are entitled babies who don't understand fans=sales.

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Choose carefully, anons.

SAO post-first arc is the worst thing I've ever watched

You haven't watched a lot then.

Fuck yeah Sugu thread

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A fact best proven by the post you quoted

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Lets do this.

i kinda like his 90s style, might be the nostalgia

Old enough.

And then later down 2018. I guess they had to tone her down in the movie to make Asuna's tits look bigger.

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WTF
Yea Forums told me that this was irredeemable MMO-shit and I never watched it.
Fuck you, Yea Forums!

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Welcome to Yea Forums, if the way people behave in here isn't up to your standards, then please take the door back to the R place.

Something can be not worth watching but still have plenty of good doujins.

Also had to send her off to training camp, conveniently just for the time all that crap was happening where she would have made short work of mister cyborg wannabe.
Kawahara is a hack.

>irredeemable MMO-shit
Of course.
Which is why you only fap to doujins.

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hmm
I guess I'll start with the fapservice compilations then.

That is good place to start.

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Indeed.

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Its like she was made solely to fill in tons of doujins.

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Why is Kawahara such a hack?

thats how you make the big bucks

he'd of been 28 years old when he started writing this series as web novels back in 2002 (the tail end of the same year .hack//SIGN aired, so a gaming neet that read so many other light novels and stories growing up that inspired a lot of what he wrote with kirito as his admitted self-insert. the light novels cleaned up a bunch of the messier things, but yeah.

to be honest the series is still crap, but the LNs are an amusing, tolerable kind of crap. the anime is just surface-level shlock that dumbs it down even further to the point of being absolutely straight-faced about everything being some pseudo fantasy adventure self-insertion crap. it's amusing just how much kawahara's questionable writing transforms into bottom of the barrel on TV, but the visuals and music somehow "excuse it" for people that eat that shit up.

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>we are loosing interest, quick come up with idea that will bring back viewers
>I know! Lets put literal prostitute as our main antagonist
> ...
> ...
> THIS IS GENIUS!

She's cute does she win?

If you're 13 and don't have DD cup tiddies you should seppuku

ofc

Why can't Americans ever spell losing?

Eh, it's ok

I'm filthy europoor.

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Is that a fucking taco hamburger sandwich?

Reminder that loli haet taco.

Why is she wearing lingerie

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wew

Yeah.
It will be total waste if she won't become an AV actress in canon.

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>looks up a law
>takes the surface level description
>sticks his dick in something he's not supposed to
>gets arrested
>but it said the age was 13!

You sound like an only child.

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*glop glop glop glop*

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Did Kirito fuck her outside VR yet

Even that depends, unless your public two teenagers going at it aren't really going to attract much issues unless the age difference is a lot ( 6 years or sth) But it's 18, Prefecture law has jurisdiction over this. So yeah it's for teenagers, but if they get caught there are legal issues that can end up in front of a judge

Have you fucked anyone outside of VR yet?

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Yeah, your mom

>someone saved my crop
Nice!

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You eat her out? how did my dick taste?

What a FAT WORTHLESS COW
Leafa is superior in every way

i like this one for the unconscious impregnation

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>Bitch of a gf won't let me cum inside other girls
What a fucking prude

>they all scramble to dump full condoms into their pussies
God. I love Clover.

I think I'm going to need a source on that for study reasons

Satou Kuuki is my god.

>Vagina tattoos aka how to ruin a good drawing in seconds

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The car scene happens in alicization

Then I guess that was just a really strong seatbelt.

Gays pls go

>only people who watch SAO talk about tits
Come on, try a bit harder

Could she have gotten pregnant in-game?

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Would be great if he raped her IRL and then transfered the state of pregnancy to her VR avatar.
Even better if he succeeded in brain-washing her to love him and enjoy the pregnancy.

Boner lost at this panel. They're literally consenting, you can't rape them.

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Imagine if you could rape girls in a game and they got pregnant in real life.
I think this is my new fetish

Important scene: youtube.com/watch?v=v5lKmLC_xHU

>That cowgirl scene
Endless strains of my protein

Kazuto is mean

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>tfw no tiny waifu that fits in your pocket

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>those THICC doujins of her

If only she was the first girl in the game.

Sugu awakens instincts within me that no other anime girl do. There's some intrinsic erotism in her simple design.

Cute shortstack tomboy

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t. fag who doesn't like tits

Jokes on you I didn't even watch SAO

Older than most of 4chans cancerous new userbase. Still working on breaking the habit of coming to this shithole.

yep, damn

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Love how this artist just Made His own AU.
Wonder when she is going to get pregnant.

The previus one was great too.
Also Asuna wanting fuck Sugu sound hot as fuck.

Can't Kirito just make her His mistress.
Look that body.

This is my wife
Everybody close this image and delete it from your browser histories
I will make baby with my wife

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I sigh as I unzip and think to myself, "Fuck this cow".

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everyone loves those

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Now post the gif

*cuts your penis off*
Nobody touches my wife or calls her a "cow" except me

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Good

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Funny how that series of doujins start with Sugu raping Kirito.

same

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For some reason they made her tits bigger for the anime and in the novel she is only as big as Asuna.
From the main circle of the girls short stack smith girl is actually the most busty one.

>Laughing coffin vagina tattoo.
My dick is diamonds.

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Cute girl

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is her leafa avatar still safe? or did they cut off her tits also?

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bottom pic is sugu at age 15 though

dubs of truth. Troll Kirito is best Kirito.

They get bigger in every game, so I'd assume so.

Well too bad, Japan will do nothing with this.
Because Japan hates pregnancy.
As evidence by Yui and Magic Baby in Maou-Sama

That's real good.

Was worth the asuna tiddies in ordinal scale bath

Maybe, I don't know

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there are other chans. i'm working on a visual basic gui for browsing imageboards.

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Those things are HUGE compared to her waist.

lol i haven't even watched the show

If I wanna get into SAO, which order do I watch in?

Release order

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So..SAO, SAO2, GGO, and Alicization?

SAO and ALO are Season 1, GGO and Mother's Rosario are Season 2, Ordinal Scale if you want a canon storyline in-between seasons 2 and 3, and Alicization is season 3 obviously.

>What are we supposed to talk about
About the besto otp in SAO: KiriYuji

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Hey guys.

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What are ALO and Mother's Rosario?

SUGU'S SUGUS

Alfheim Online, which has one of the shittier arcs of the series honestly despite all the Suguha posting here, and Mother's Rosario is an arc about the fan-favorite AIDs girl that happens in ALO.

Yes, for a series called Sword Art Online, only half of the first season of the anime and the very first light novel of 21 so far actually cover the game itself (technically the second novel does too, but those are a few short stories).

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>no point in doing theory crafting
uh...maybe we can start by doing theory crafting about how Ono and A-1 pictures will fuck up the adaptation...
I will start:
>I think they will cut the part when homolust wins over haremjickins

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That's because SAO started as a one-shot. It got popular so the editors pushed for a serialization afterwards. That explains the clusterfuck that is LN Vol. 1-4.

Source on this one fampai

close but wrong
It did start as basically a self contained one shot that ended when Aincrad was cleared. But he never submitted it for publishing because he was over the page limit and couldn't cut anymore, and of course also standard Japanese "crippling fear of public failure". So he put it up on his blog. The people who were pushing "write more!" and "add cute girls!" weren't even his editors, it was his readers. The Vol 1-4 Clusterfuck was him literally trying to continue a story he had written to have a definitive ending because internet comments kept pressuring him to do so

Currently downloading the BDs. Are they uncensored?

Suguha is a COW, and it's great. Jesus Christ.

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This doujin has helped bust so many of my nuts.

No. Kirito and his bro lobs off both her arms and impales her. Then she gets groped to death by a flaming clown.

Make my dick hard

mommy

>visual basic

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user, "lob" and "lop" do not mean the same thing. Lob would imply Kirito kicked her arms off as if he were trying to pass a soccer ball in an arc or smacked them off with a really high loft golf club or something. That's very funny to think about.

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Sorry user. I don't speak very good london.

youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

fucking brainlet can't understand camera angles and baggy clothing
see

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m8 just, don't engage with people like them
they post in the toonami generals on Yea Forums

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i like my sao how i like my elves- dark

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what the fuck even is that
top is from the flashback where kirito talks about discovering he's adopted
that happens when he's 10 years old, sugu is only 6 months younger than him
who made this picture?

I wish Reki expanded the aincrad story to the equivalent of 60 or so episodes and add the other characters like Sinon and that info-for-money girl that made little appearances. That said I want to impregnate Suguha so hard.

Who needs waifus when you can have pain and suffering?

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Wonder which half of Eugeo Kirito prefers.

sinon was never in sao
but about an extended aincrad arc... boy do i have some news for you

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I am dissapointed she didn't use the black lingerie for the sex scene but the artist nailed Sugu's proportions perfectly.

based solid giving the least loved girls the protagonist spots

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What I meant was to add Sinon and Yuuki to the Aincrad story as it went along. Also most GGO except for a few side stories and the Alternative anime. And make Alicization the direct season 2.

>What I meant was to add Sinon and Yuuki to the Aincrad story as it went along.
Hollow Fragment does the former at least, and and the version you're likely to get includes Yuuki as a secret boss if I remember right.

Do we know why Asuna and Kirito parted ways? It's weird both formed a party in the first few levels and suddenly Asuna joined KoB and Kirito went solo.

theres some great fics i've read with that premise

I am so disappointed the author ditched that. The other designs just didn't have the same impact.

Kirito is the weird kid who the sweet girl in high school will eventually ditch to hang out with Stacies and Chads.
Basically he's a beater who would get in the way of her joining guilds.

something something after the 25th floor raid, there's not a lot written about it specifically
if i remember rightly i dont think it was a parting on bad terms, but more asuna getting the offer from heathcliff to join the kob (which had come out of next to nowhere at that time) after they picked up the pieces after the als slaughter to the milestone boss and salvaged the raid
something something
>So if someone you trust ever invites you to join a guild, don't turn them down.
>There's a big limit to what you can do as a solo player.

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f-flat is justice!

We'll only really know when Progressive reaches that part, until then, yeah, only theories.
I'm betting on something happening to Kizmel and both starting to separateNothing like she has to go away or anything, but something leading to her death., because seriously, they can't go their ways for nothing after all the sexual tension in all these Progressive volumes.

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Silica is cute! SILICUTE!

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Shameless plug. Good thing I don't watch normalfag TV.

Also as a professional developer I've heard horror stories of folks who had to work on VB codebases. It's as fun as pulling teeth.

My god look at that.
Hope she get a new love interest or something, someone need put a baby in that.

Sugu will make any dick inside her ejaculate instantaneously upon penetration

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Sorry about the 9 hour time gap but ive got a question that has been bothering me too. Where else would you go? The bad things about 4channel are things you have to deal with in order to actually discuss things. The fact remains that although you wont get much discussion out of SNEED SNEED, you still wouldn't be able to discuss much elsewhere outside of discords or with friends. Shitposting and Yea Forumsedditors are things we just have to accept.
Unless of course I'm so much of a loser that i cant understand that you are just going to quit this place for good without any substitutes.

Why is her cheek swollen?

Suguha is for old men!

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Best Suguha doujin

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Yandere Sugu make my Dick hard.
Kirito a fag.

Didn't they make her boobs smaller in the newer stuff?

If reincarnation is real then can I kill myself and come back as a Sugu

Don't mind me posting best girl

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Killing her off was a mistake

which is why the gameverse keeping her alive attracted a decent number of people amusingly enough

Well yeah because pregnancy is the patrician's fetish.

God I want to suck the milk straight from this breeding sow's udders.

Help my cousin is about to commit a crime.

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God damn, Kirito is a fucking fag for refusing that.

Fat elf Sugu's tits.

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How could he resist this

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Based.
Young girls belong to old men.

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Fuck you dude he has to live until he finishes Accel World.

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Link to full picture, pls

Satou Kuuki doujin of Suguha when?

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you don't have to watch/like SAO to fap to Suguha
sadpanda and pixiv exist for a reason

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web sinon looks like a smug and confident girl compared to the stoic light/anime sinon

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But her being Laughing Coffin's slut is what makes it so hot though.

Suguha and her suguhas are so great they almost redeem SAO. Almost.

When will there be a NTR (male) doujin?

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OFFLINE GAME by Yasui Riosuke.

Goddamn that face should be censored

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Kirito falls in love with his sister Suguha.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with his sister's phone number. Never minding the fact that it's different from the number listed on his phone, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his sister, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same sibling he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Leafa's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with her brother, the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of INCEST.

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Why did this become a meme in the first place?

Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

KIRITO FINDS A WAY

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I'm sorry, but is that fanfic depicting KiriSugu? I didn't think so.

Well damm someone translated another Sugu doujin.

These threads are working.

>Tfw at work and cant fap
Should I be hyped for later?

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Sounds like a patrician fanbase.

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
(AND THE MODS CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT)

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>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of INCEST.

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Whats the name or artist of that doujin where she rapes Kirito in his sleep?
The one with the reaction image of her saying there's no going back or whatever

What about the webcomic? Or the AMVs?

This one? It's

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Yes, thanks

>implying 90% of anime isn't 16 year old garbage
Man I swear if you are gonna be a retarded elitist about something at least don't be one about fucking anime of all things

Muh chinese cartoons is serious fucking buisness user.

this but unironically.

I wish there was any Suguha femdom doujins.

>Also authors should never make anyone but the fan favorites win.
On one hand I want to tell you that authors should always write whatever they want on the other hand you're not wrong with what you said.

Because that's most basics of business works.
You provide what your buyers want.
If you promise a movie and give a slide show of your vacation photos, you're not going to make money.
If you promise a game and instead give The Order 1776 you're not going to make money.
You're not going to pay yourself for your work.
Of course this problem would less prominent if authors stopped thinking that because a girl is decided upon as the winner you don't need to develop their characters at all

>this doujin
good lord

>Implying the customer base can agree on what they want
The best solution is to have multiple endings, one for each girl's autistic fanbase. The author gets to have his favourite girl win and the audience is not maximum mad.

god imagine squeezing her breasts while cumming inside her vagina, I think that would permanently cure my incel brain

Only problem is that those aren't VNs.

>The Order 1776
*1886

Of course consumer bases can't all unanimously agree on something. That's how human nature works.
But if you're aiming for sales, wouldn't you go for the more popular choice to piss off the least amount of people, assuming your choice does piss people off.
Let's use this Pixiv poll of Re:Zero as an example.
Logically speaking, would you rather have Rem, who is more popular than all the other character combined win? Or would you have Emilia win? Assuming that your choice makes all the people who voted on the other options 100% drop the series and never touch anything Re:Zero again.
Logically you'd go with Rem, and that's what would make you the most money because you're alienating the least amount of people.

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Whatever, it was a fucking trash fire.

It's fine. Just end the series as open ended, followed by alternate endings.

In Re:Zero, the Rem ending makes sense if you want to appease the most customers. I'm talking about cases where the audience is split more evenly.

>I'm talking about cases where the audience is split more evenly.
Maybe it's just bias and lack of research but I dunno many romance/harem series where the main girl isn't at least 3rd in polls

Nisekoi is the only one I can remember. Chisaki and Kosaki finished top 2 in the final poll.

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any weeb started reading past vol. 18 ?
what's it like ?

Like your grandpa's ass.

I want that, but with Quinella

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>Not wanting Quinella to ruin your orgasm at the last second

Almost as big as her head.

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>Asuna gets almost raped
>Sinon gets almost raped
>but not Suguha
why tho

Wait for 4th cour of Alicization.

but Sinon gets almost raped again, not Suguha. Although Suguha will get so many ORCED doujins

Nobody wants a fat sow

Too much edited to find a source, user.

>Suguha will get so many ORCED doujins
Unf. Cannot wait for the doujins.

I was referring to the tentacle bit. And Sinon doesn't count. Gabe is purely soulsexual.

I do.

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It was written by a 16 year old, dumb fuck.

>tfw Leafa is infinitely less sexy than Suguha

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I hope if anything good comes out of this bullshit 'AI have rights!' Utter fucking bullshit, it's that we get the Girls' avatars to come into the real world.
It's can bring Yuuki back as a bonus

>Gorgonzola
Very nice.

Cant beat the contrast between Suguhas sweet expression and reserved style, and her ultra lewd body

Yeah, she's the kind of girl you want to hug and fug

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They both have ups and downs

>Eugeo
both of them

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Every time I see WN Kirito I can't help but think of this guy.

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SO anons, where were you when they made Kirito x Eugeo canon?

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>playing sao md and getting my last Eugeo unit killed in a dungeon
what did he mean wih "give you a push"?

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too lewd but not that lewd than this

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Push him right into a pit of despair by making him remember that they actually grew up together, making the incoming loss that much worse.

I'd angst in her boobs if you catch my drift.

>Tfw have spent like 2 hours edging to Suguha
I hope you guys are happy

Hope you cum real good user

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I did thanks smugSuguha
Feel a bit lighthead now to be honest

Everyday

I know that lightheaded feeling well. it's great

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Old enough to breed

Sugu has the cutest pajama