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Better deal than what that sand-nigger deity is offering(an eternity of metaphorically, maybe metaphysically sucking his dick), so yes?

Not going to yell at you, just look in your general direction with a disgusted face.

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Guess I'm a realist. Wish I was a virgin though because for the most part my realist cynicism was born from the awful relationship I had when I was young.

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At least he used the meme correctly.

i feel bad, but im literally both of these at the same time

>watching a show being happy imagining being in that situation with a huge grin.
a moment after the show end a wave of despair rushes over you as you realize that you will never have anything 1/100 of what that is
turn on the next show to forget those feelings and begin to feel happy again

sounds about right, im constantly going back and forth like im bipolar or something