She confessed her love first

>She confessed her love first
>Went to hundreds of explosion trips with her
>Asked him how many babies he wanted
>Ok to fuck as long as Kazuma takes responsibility
>Went to his bedroom a couple of times to sleep with him
>Went on a date with him
>Discovered that his alter-ego is her hero
>Offered him a handjob
>Flashed her panties at him
>Rubbed his face against her chest

And people still believe Megumin x Kazuma won't be endgame

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I can't believe its writer is a woman. What a slut.

People still think the author is female? Damn, leddit sure has caused a lot of misinformation

Did they fuck ? I don't watch or read it but it could help me to have context for the doujins

Thank God. I was beginning to believe women were capable of writing comedy. Good to know that's still not the case.

Among the many other things she still needs to do, she should flash her panties again in private. Then pull them aside for a few seconds.

Not yet.

Did I miss some scenes?

All that happened in the LN

How buttdevastated are Meguminfags going to be when she inevitably loses?

Ask Darkness and Aquafags. They know that feeling too well

I don't think Darkness and Aquafags are comparably committed. The people who stick out with these threads are Meguminfags.

I suppose if darkness was going to be the winner Darknessfags would be just as committed, same with any girl.

Or maybe they're not even close to being as autistic. In any case, I'll enjoy the butthurt when Megumin loses.

Akatsuki is a meguminfag himself, and unless he is a cuck megumin is the winner.

She'd probably do it if he asked, since she's unsheathed Excalibur at least twice, but getting him to man up and take the initiative like that is what she wants. She's too smart to give it away for free.

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What if he asked her to do it as a joke, thinking she couldn't actually do it? I wonder what will be next though, showing more like that, actually giving a handjob, or offering the use of her mouth but being interrupted. She needs to sheath Excalibur too, or at least let in come in contact with the sheath.

>endgame
>he thought isekai quartet was the last collab thingy
they're just preparing you faggots for the real buttsex later down the road

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This, they don't need to rush things, going little by little is more than enough

There just needs to be enough volumes left for them to get far enough past their first time before the LN ends.

120 POINTS EXPLOSION SOON

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So it's not canon

Let me guess, you are American

>inevitably loses
the good thing is that she will inevitably win

>Discovered that his alter-ego is her hero
When does this happen? I'm not caught up with the light novels.

In the second Megumin spinoff

Harem ending is endgame. Megumin still bestgirl.

>Offered him a handjob
When

Akatsuki is Vanir and Dust fag though.

When they were sleeping together in Crimson village - normie killer robot interrupted them though

He said in an interview and in many other posts that his fav character is megumin

He said that his favourite characters were Dust and Vanir though, just watched the interview. Fucking speedreaders man

Volume 14 chapter 2

If Kazuma responded any less than as many babies as she possibly could have then he's a bitch.

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Not OP but I find Japanese LNs to be very poorly written or at least poor translations. Not very good literary work.

It mostly depends on the translation, and the differences in prose. Konosuba's fan translations (at least the most popular one) does a decent work with that

>>Asked him how many babies he wanted
Best future wife and mother of children

I wonder how awkward this is for people who daughteru Megumin. Watching her grow up from being just a cute dorky mage to an aggressive semon demon.

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>leddit
???????????????????????

found the newfag

>>Flashed her panties at him
>>Rubbed his face against her chest
What chapter? I don't remember this

in vol 15 after he snaps out of Serena's mind control. i dont remember which chapter it was

why is she swimming in pee? is that her pee?

water usually takes that color when the evening sky reflects into it.

the real question is, why the fuck is she swiming with her towel on? who the fuck does that?

you can do that in many Japanese hot springs.

huh really? that sounds retarded desu. a towel is not a swimsuit

I hope you're not falling for the "This shitty isekai or romcom McDonalds book actually has masterful prose and writing weighed down by English official/fantranslations" meme

No, i just said that the konosuba translations are readable. they are not the next shakespeare novel, but they are fine

Fuck megumin

Who wouldnt?

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Literally made for childbirth and handholding sex

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>housewife capabilites
>4
Nigga have you read the novels? she is the perfect wife material

But how will she do chores when I'm always imagining her?

Can she work in a kitchen without making it explode?

>Housewife Capabilities
She can cook, take care of children, basically independent, saves coupons, her room is tidy and you say she is a 4 in that? You are autistic

yes, she can cook, not everything she does ends up in an explosion retard

Also
>cuteness 4
Who was the idiot that made this?

Which would piss you off more?

A. Series ends with a timeskip where Kazuma ends up with Aqua

B. Series ends with a timeskip where Megumin is two feet taller and has boobs on par with Wiz

A, without a doubt.
B has absoluterly no downsides anyway

Would her explosions get more or less powerful during pregnancy?

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Less, and she needs to do it while holding onto something so she wouldnt collapse, but she would be happy because she will have Kazuma 2.0 as a child, and because her boobs will grow a bit

>bedroom skills: literally none
ahahahaha, bwahahaha midget BTFO

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Its okay, i can help her improve in that regard. Win-win situation

She can learn with me

>>Rubbed his face against her chest
I wish I could do that too

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>Aqua's intelligence: literally none
Hahahahaha, fucking retard

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Both of these are funny though.

>implying a skill is nothing but hard work, instead of natural talent

>processes natural language with ease
>no intelligence
like, whatever

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>implying a skill is nothing but hard work, instead of natural talent
Combination of both, in your case is none

>processes natural language with ease
>no intelligence
Generalizing. Megumin's sex skills i would agree are low, but there arent non existant

like, wahtever

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Beer!

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Wish that book was based on her LN design, and not her anime one.

>Megumin's sex skills i would agree are low, but there arent non existant
She's probably all like
>ewww, no don't put that there
>nooo, baka, don't touch me there
>aaaaahhh, no, no, no, that's not good
>ewwww, it's all sticky
>waaahhhhh
but hey, to each their own, I guess

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that honestly sound more like something Aqua would say, since she is a crybaby, and judging from Megumins interactions she is most likely the S type

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>being an elitist about literature

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>denial

I want to fuck a pregnant megumin vaginally.

14 year old temptress.

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>denial
>yet i didnt denied anything,only stating that that sounded more like aqua
wat

none of you FAGGOTS have even read the LN, if you had you would know MEGUMINS ALREADY WON THEY ARE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP

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Denial, projection, delusion, name it what you want. Faggot.

If I'm not mistaken they've gotten pretty fucking close to banging

umm sure, whatever makes you feel better.
Here, another (You)

>reading animes

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Tell that to the thousands of Dorknessfags, Assquafags and Irisfags that throw tantrums because they cant accept the fact that Kazumin is settled

wat is this eroge called? I want to see loli grind on a weak man

>he doesn't think she's cute
the fuck is wrong with you

>anime megumin
flat as a board
>ln megumin
>flat chest but meaty thighs and child bearing hips
what went wrong?

Kikuta

>anime megumin
>cute dork loliko
>manga megumin
>spoon body sex kitten
Both have their place. One is good for a laugh, one is good for your dick, both are good for your heart.

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Apart from the fact Megumin's quite hot, is she a good character ? Is it a cliché tsundere or does she have a nice characterization ?

I'll probably pick the anime someday.

she is not tsundere, just a bit protective. And she has nice character progress, mainly in the LN, in the anime not so much

*ahem*

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She isn't really any kind of -dere. She's her own thing. Season 1 of the anime doesn't really get much past her "explosion meme girl" phase though. She has lots of development in the LN her own spin-off manga.

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SOON

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awww i like that

Daily reminder

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Darkness is meant to be a breeding sow and nothing else. She won't just bear Kazuma's offspring, but EVERY other male character's, including the monsters. Before menopause strikes, she'll have birthed at least a thousand children.

whose kazumas alter ego? that manly man act he does

You have to go back.

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A thief, alongside Chris that steal relics from rich people

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None of the other girls even come close, what straight male could resist Megumin cunny.

I don't understand shipping. I understand wanting to waifu Megumin, but I have to assume you're a woman if you care about Kazuma's involvement in anything.

Because you can self insert as Kazuma, easy

At the end of the day, you can't be with Megumin, so the best you can hope for it is that she is happy. Or you can self-insert too, I guess.

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U S E D G O O D S

I have this one too but its not colored, or at least not that im aware of

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She's a one trick/explosion pony. Compare this to Aqua, who learned many useful party tricks. Praise Aqua.

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Read the LN smdh, its one of the best arcs of Kazuma

MEGUICHA 5 FUCKING WHEN

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>Megumin will never offer you a handjob

Could we have one thread without homo shit, please?

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>people find this creature "cute"

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Literally all of these should be at least an 8 except bedroom skills, and that's just from inexperience

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streamable.com/ssthh

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>those malnourished ribs
Somebody feed this poor thing.

Thats what makes her the best, she is independant, but you still want to protect and take care of her.

And she wants to do the same for you.

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UGLY SLUG!

I wish that were me, even tho i dont feel anything, the fact that she is pushing my head against her is great

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The only thing this proves is that she's a slut

thirsty*
she would be slut if she did that to every character
because she has only done this with Kazuma she is labeled as a thirsty and loyal girl.

t. Incel

Never in GL

Thirsty little girls like Megumin are great.

His alter ego is basically batman.

0 + 0 =0

that doesnt mean it cant be fun

Being a slut for only one man is okay.

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>Discovered that his alter-ego is her hero
What?

daily reminder that megumin has CHILD BIRTHING HIPPS

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this

>tfw megumin will never leglock you

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>nearly a year since movie was announced
>still no date

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>She confessed her love first
That's usually a red flag, you know.

Rumors say that its comming this summer

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He actually tried to confess first.

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What music would she like?

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>inb4 metal and rock cuz explosions xdd
she is a rap girl

i need more konosuba in my life guys....did the manga really stop where the anime did?..minus the spinoffs ive heard about

>thighs directly on the railing
That looks extremely painful.

read the novels
listen to the cd dramas
fanfics
doujins
there is plenty of content left

>you will never be a loli qt3.14 having a pervy batman as your boyfriend to cuddle with 24/7
why even fucking live

>Does all of this before the series is over
>Still never "crossed the line"
Isn't that a huge death flag to the relationship being raised? Like, not even trolling, everytime I see this shit in an anime, they wind up breaking up before actually doing anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=-8rTfTm6JN0

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I dont think they will cross it either, at least not before the finale.
I can see a timeskip with all the characters grown up, with Kazuma and Megumin still together.

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Depends on how the metal is shaped, what it's painted with (if at all), and how sturdy it is.

I really want a Megu daki

Which one?

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from left to right, 1st, 2nd, 5th, 6th, 7th and the last one are the best ones

Last one or the third one

2nd on the bottom row

>waifubait series that just made the most popular girl won to increase sales

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Crimson Demons are so fucking hot, like, univerallyI

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> never ever big titty crimson girlfriend to bear my children
Why even live

She has good chemistry with the MC so it's all good. Megumin isn't some design-by-committee waifubait, she's genuine waifu material. The closest comparison people manage to draw with her is Lina Inverse from Slayers, and even that is a stretch.

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>Anime turning all of Megumin's classmates into titty monsters
What a sham

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until shitkuta ruined them all

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Yunyun has some surprisingly advanced panties, I'm almost impressed.

Le's just ignore Kikuta-crack shit for now.

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>Arue looks like Wiz
For fuck sakes

at least Soketto looks fine

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megumin is literally the ugly duckling from a town full of boobiemonsters

not really, they are (mostly) flat as a board, but the geniouses from the animation department gave them huge knockers for whatever the fuck reason

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>These are 13-year-old Crimson Demons

They're only sexy because they look like Megumin

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im gonna steal your image because yours has the runes translated thx

>for whatever the fuck reason
yeah, that's really stupid for a boobies: the anime anime, formerly konoboobies. Why would they do that? Besides
anime lore > some stupid booklet with shitty prosa

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I can assure you that if Kikuta hadnt work in the anime it would not have the focus on boobs as big as it is in the novel.

>as109

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Wiz is the only sexy titty monster
and maybe Luna

I can assure you if Kikuta hadnt work in the anime Konosube would have been a huge flop and literally nobody would remember any of it.

last time i checked people wathced this for the comedy and the characters and not for the fanservice

Yeah, riiight.

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>darkness is supposed to be ripped
>they just make her thicc

still mad

Video game soundtracks, nightcore remixes, j-pop

Megumin isn’t a filthy weeb, she hates neets

>hot spring
>swimming
Pick one. It's not only stupid, but also rude to swim in a hot spring meant for bathing.

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>you will never bury your face between Megumin's thighs
streamable.com/sfw60

>you will never do anything with megumin in the op list
Life is unfair

It's one of those generator things, not a person.

Sabagebu proves you wrong

She's chuunidere.

Is that even a dere? Chuuni seems fine in its own

Sure? Dere part is what matters, and she has those moments with him.

>does all that shit and still hasn't won
>thinks she still can

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>twintails
I wonder if the artist intended it to look like she has horns.

But, she has won. They are a couple now and the only other girl he had a chance with was already dumped, soooo

She self-insert in Aqua

“Goodnight user”

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That one thread with the meguicha dumps was so comfy.

She did have a rap battle with Yumyum.

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The smugger, the better.

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I love sex kitten Megu!

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This one.
Won it on an auction and was pleased to see it was fully sealed and came with the keychain mini mousepad.

Lurk for a few years, newfag.

youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

nu-metal just seems like the chuuniest music ever made. fucking CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIN is the anthem of a chuuni.

>>ln megumin
>>flat chest but meaty thighs and child bearing hips
>what went wrong
It took her awhile before she grew into having thicc thighs. She's just as flat in the earlier volumes.

i can only cum to megumin now, even when i fuck 3D pigs i have to think of megumin

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She'd obviously be a Babymetal fan

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How do we stop lewding her?

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We don't.

She lewds herself

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Oh baby. I wan to be there.

Imagine actually enjoying this terrible show and "comedy"

Better question:
Did they kiss?

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Not yet
They keep getting interrupted and Kazuma is too much of a dumb beta virgin to just rent a room with her alone for the night

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>What a slut
>he doesn't know
Real life females are not pure, user.

>picking the entry level doormat character
sasuga nu-Yea Forums

This isn't an Iris thread

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How can you fuck someone with bad bedroom skills

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*Ahem*

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>Aqua
>No bedroom skills

She could give you a water prostate massage while you fuck her, how the fuck does she only get a 2?

If we're going by things it's technically physically possible for someone to do, then everyone would get a 10 in bedroom skills.

Post Dorkness too.

What do they think is the problem with providing official nipples?

How can people still think the author is a female? There's a fucking interview with him on YouTube.

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What a fat cow.

This looks like a maternity outfit

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en.shindanmaker.com/734391

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i see

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How can any girl compete with best girl

I told myself I would never believe in this kind of happiness again, I'll just assume the story will end with them about to be wed, and then some new girl will pop out of nowhere and ruin everything

Ew, how can anyone like that soulless chunk of meat

Bullshit, I don't remember that in the novel

She looks in thic pic like the loli from shimoneta

IIRC he was trying to say something to her (presumptively he was gonna confess) but he was hesitating so much that Megumin said fuck it and confessed first

does anyone have the preggo megumin pic that its always posted

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Low test replies. That's prime breeding material.

Oh the LN chose the obvious middleschooler to satisfy the pedos. Not a bad financial move I guess.

Megumin kinda won in the WN as well, tho the relationship wasnt as deep as the LN

Kazuma is barely any older than Megumin. By your logic any piece of media that portrays romance between teenagers is for pedos.

On a side note I do wish the LNs would stop fucking around with the romance scenes. Im reading 13 and the "i like megumin but Im going to have a million hilarious scenes where I almost molest darkness anyway" schtick is getting very old.

by volume 14 and 15 he stops harassing darkness and goes full on the megu route

The romance aspect of this show is aimed at mental stunted adults who like to dick little girls. For a brief period these manchildren will self-insert as Kazuma to fulfill their pedophilic fantasies.

No female audience member(if any) is jerking off to Kazuma or his escapades with those girls.

damn, someone is salty af, next thing youll tell me is that any teen romance in media is to please pedophiles

>whenever they do remember she's supposed to be ripped, all they do is give her a few lines meant to be abs
>otherwise no muscles to be seen
I wonder if all of her physical strength went to her boobs

she's post-pubescent dude

That bothered me too but you're basically at the end of his bullshit

"Post" would imply she's stopped growing but she definitely hasn't been an innocent little girl at any point in the series.

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you're reading a shitty LN for teenagers what you expect

>normalfags gossip about celebrities getting together
>you sad fucks gossip about whether your chink author's lead filled brain will get your two made up characters together
LMAO

At least they bother to make them look somewhat mature. Megumin looks like she just graduated kindergarten.

This is just a milder version of "She is a 600 year old vampire". :)

its a jap media, of course they are gonna make them appear younger. Although there is a reason why she isnt as developed as other girls

Teen Girls are sexy okay?if you have watched anime you should know.

>Megumin looks like she just graduated kindergarten.
she looks 14

Are you implying you are a fucking normie? get the fuck out of this site

Oh come on, you have a reasonably teenage looking design in Aqua. Megumin looks 10. Stop rationalizing your pedo thoughts.

nah user, aqua is far from being a teenager, she is a young adult. Mostly 12-14 y olds that i knew from school looked really similar to megumin (body shape speaking)

maybe they put growth hormones in the water where you come from but 10 year olds dont look like that

If you graduated kindergarten at 10 I guess I can understand how you're being this retarded

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i know that you fishing for bait but she looks like the other teen girls from her clan and then look to her little sister, i like them all so im pedo but also a hebe.

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Hebes are just pedos in denial. Seriously if you like anything that looks younger than Aqua you have already reached the point of no return.

you're just insecure

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None. Megaman is not for lewding or NEE--wait, no, that's not quite right.

MEGAMAN IS NOT FOR LEWDING.

Real life femoids are evil because the only way they can get power is manipulation unlike men who can get it either by being strong or smart and climbing the hierarchy
This is why anime women will be the only women I'll ever love

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this is cleaely so wrong
put cuteness at 8
houswife at 10
loyality is good where it is
charm is way too high, 3 sounds good
bedroom skills should be at 0

>At the end of the day, you can't be with Megumin
Just watch.

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No considering I've fucked girls in between every age from 13 to 45 I'll say I know more than you on the topic.

nigger

faggot

If you were intelligent you would know that your argument is invalid since we don't know if you are lying

I'd have nothing against a 2D-loving nigger tbqh. Unless he opened his mouth and started behaving like a regular nigger, that is.

Is everything okay at home, user?

Retard alert.

Thanks doc

Would komekko grow big tits? Even tho Yuiyui is flat she eats a lot

Based Kazuma

Ah, the old anecdotal evidence argument. Love that one. Imagine thinking there's something wrong with fucking a post-pubescent female. Perhaps it's you who's reached the point of no return.

>Offered him a handjob
when did this happen

...

Thank you user.

Jokes on you I self-insert as Megumin

>Discovered that his alter-ego is her hero
When does this happen? Haven't read the newer LNs.

Her second spinoff volume

Please be gone.
Darkness has to win and they adopt Megumi as daughter. That's the only acceptable ending.

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

That sounds like a horrible ending

Girls finish growing at a little over 15 dude, guess how od Megumin actually is. Her growth period is done, she's full grown, full stop. I bet you're the kind that walks down the street, never realising that a goodly portion of the women you write off at a glance as kids are actually SMOLsized , petite adults. In reality they are hardly rare.

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>Girls stop growing after they turn 15
Oh, I didn't knew we were in the year 326 bc

Objectively good.
Objectively bad.

Biology hasn't changed in that time frame, user.

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>offered him a handjob
Context?

Do you think Megumin empathizes with dicklets or instead takes out her resentment on them after having been the one being mocked for being smol?

Exactly what it sounds like. Comfy cuddling in bed, Kazuma pops a boner, she humbly offers to deal with it. No tricks of context. You can actually sense how sexualy frustrated they BOTH are in the scene.

I don't have the images to post available and the volume/chapter has already been given, but she offered to give him a hand to help with this problem she caused:
>“It’s kind of hard for me to say, but it’s hitting me. And it’s getting bigger…”

They slept in the same bedroom and they both were horny. Megumin noticed Kazuma had a boner and asked him if he wants her to "give him a hand" to feel better. They were about to when they got interrupted.

I don't have them right now, but I can post the pages of the ln later

>Fantasy
>Harem
>Comedy
>Thinking MC gets with anyone in the end

Delusional retards

Nice bait.

How can any other character even compare?

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You can’t forget that they took a bath together

They should take more baths together.

What chapter?

B A S E D
A S E D
S E D
E D
D

As it should be. And honestly, I'm not surprised at Megumin end. She is technically the main heroine, or true heroine. Aqua is a mascot first and foremost, so she never got a role that allowed her to be a real heroine. Not like Megumin who gets all of these shipping and development with him while having writings of a proper heroine, and more.

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newfag

it said as much in one of the book's character intro's. Megumin is the "true heroine"

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It was onw of the first ones nigga, it even appeared in the anime

Darkness is objectively better. She is rich, will do whatever you want, and will help to repopulate the world with beautiful blonde babies.

Darkness has the personality of a potato, she is a nut & go type of character. Megumin’s persona makes you stay with her for eternity.
Id rather live modestly with the person i love rather than living the high live with a person i dislike

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Said nobody ever except hagfags who can't into cute EXPLOSION and loli.

Megumin's entire personality revolves around a dud of a magic power. Darkness will bend and mold to your will, Megumin will continue to just be an obsessed dead end.

Wrong, anime only perception aside she is the one that has shown the most maturity (even tho she is impulsive at times), she is commited to everything she proposes, has maternal skills and genuenly cares about you.
Youll get bored with Darkness personality pretty quickly, since sex isnt everything in a relationship

Whose the Babu?

Found the screenshots

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Hot

I work at a waterpark. I have seen 12 year olds with breasts larger than my hand.

(X) doubt

It's actually shifted earlier over time due to nutritional effects.

Oh boy

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>five minutes
I could do it quicker.

They're not all that common, but they're real. And it takes a lot of effort not to stare. Not out of sexual lust, but just from gawking at two volleyballs of flesh being stuck onto a child's frame like that.

>they are not all that common
Gotcha, so you can say that Megumin body is the average type of body you can find in most girls where you are from, got it.

but not hips like hers though

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Imagine what it could be like without any interruptions. The interruption will just be a timeskip to the next day.

Pretty sure it's July 11th

Thanks Nigger

>If its true it will come out in my birthday
Im so happy right now

L-lewd!!!

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Damn i hope theres a colored version, it looks nice

I don't know if that would be an exception, but from what I remember images like that one from that artist usually don't get additional versions with anything more.

Aghh, what a shame, the art is nice

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>made the most popular girl won to increase sales
Objectivly wrong, Megumin won in the wn witch was written offline without outside influence

Bros, I'm just so happy to finally get some new Konosuba content. Even in the most dollarydoo Newgrounds flash art, Aqua still shines.

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Eh? I thought that the LN was already finished and she had already won? But yeah, she is kind of a whore. Best girl is Aqua, but the protagonist has zero interest in her.

>he doesnt read the novels so he doesnt get new konosuba content every few months
as expected of an anime pleb

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It is, although I prefer when he draws ones for Raildex, especially when it includes nudity. Those too are also often lacking color versions.

Its gonna end soon anyway
>she is kind of a whore
Apparently loving the MC qualifies as being a whore

fuck reading, I was done with that when I graduated from uni.

>some EOP brags about middle school prose tier LNs ran through 3 levels of Google translate
DEEN made KonoSuba what it is

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google translate is a lot better than it used to be now that it has been using machine learning.

I was like you, I hated reading and it would make me fall asleep within minutes but I missed a day of college cause I syayed up all night reading Konosuba.
>inb4 "typical aquafag can't read"

why so aggresive?
im not saying what made it popular, im only saying that the people who read the LN get content continously
but hey, as expected of aquafags anime onlies, they are always eating shit

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Who make these things? Aqua's loyalty should be mucgh igher than Megumin's. The only thing she has higher loyalty to is herself and booze. Also she is much cuter than Megumin. Megumin ages and her body type will change as she grows taller... Aqua however will look the same no matter how old she gets.
Offering him a handjob before marriage sounds like a whore to me.

CG and his aquatances know japanese well, it takes them weeks to work on a volume. Honestly the books are funnier but it does help with the voicecast in mind

>Offering him a handjob before marriage sounds like a whore to me.
Go back to the 18th century you grandpa

It needs to continue beyond the main plot.

She would be willing to do more than just that. Before marriage is fine, offering it to random people she meets would qualify though.

>aquatard cant read
Sasuga

>It needs to continue beyond the main plot.
I mean, sure. I wouldnt be mad since even filler volumes are good, but I really think the end of the novels is soon.

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I luv her

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This ship exists literally to pander to fans of her voice actor, this was never the author's original intention. He's just giving you what you want for the time being.

>this was never the author's original intention.
except you remember that in the WN Megumin was the character that Kazuma progressed with the most, romantically speaking, and in the LN he is only reinforcing it.
Better luck next time

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Www.google.com

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Post the part where Megumin gets pregnant.

Honestly if that was true it would be more requested than the handjob

That ending is genuinely hilarious.

I hope we get enough volumes to have that, and at least until birth.

The whole novel still mantains a high quality in its humor, even though it lacks visuals

It could be difficult for them to have visuals of his precious son hitting her, even if the anime had a sequel that got that far.

>Megumin will never wear your oversized clothes
Why live

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Wearing just the top half and more opened would be best.

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Based.

To masturbate to images of Megumin wearing oversized clothes.

I just don't like her as a character: too bland. I can't even manage to fap to her, for Christ's sake.

I WANT DARKNESS TO WIN, SHE'S WILLING TO BE THE OTHER WOMAN, SHE DOESN'T CARE, SHE LOVES KAZUMA SO MUCH, AND THEY HAVE THE BEST CHEMISTRY, MEGUMIN ISN'T ENOUGH OF A WOMAN AND DARKNESS IS LIFE

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>offered him a handjob
Yo, wait, what'd I miss

>SHE'S WILLING TO BE THE OTHER WOMAN
And that is why she failed

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He should dick down Darkness with Megumin's blessing

They'll flounder about for a while and wonder what caused it. Then they'll find out how the webcomic ended and seethe that the author is a hack who can't do anything other than the same ending.

>Liking darkness.

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If only Darkness were willing to fix her fucking issues or give a shit about Kazuma as a person like Megumin.

Yea Forums needs a yearly $100 or $200 price tag to be able to post, so it filters out the shitters.

>THEY HAVE THE BEST CHEMISTRY
must be an animeonly or complete fucking brainlet

Top, second-from-left

1st one
If I can pick one image for each side 1st-2 and 5th-2

>And people still believe Megumin x Kazuma won't be endgame
Because Iris exists. Harem end best end tho, as long as no damegami's there to ruin shit.

or just 'D-darkness like scumbags..thats chemistry!' level retardation.

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How many demon generals are there?

She said, "I don't know when it happened, but you eventually slipped outside of my strike zone. Although you have been lazing around doing nothing of importance and drinking all day recently. I don't know when, but you no longer feel like the sort of trashy man that I liked. I like you. At first because you were scummy and I liked scumbags, so it was a perfect fit. However, as time went on... My type shifted to just you. No matter what you turn into, I would always like you."

DARKNESS IS A PURE MAIDEN, DON'T TRY TO BELITTLE HER FEELINGS AS JUST LUST

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It's sad for her, but she's got suitors lined up. Walthers been adjusting himself for her under her father's wing. Just wait, when darkness is crying into her booze after attending the kazumin wedding, Walther is gonna swagger up and smack her with a bottle, and order her I to his dungeon.

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That's a really nice grown-up Megumin. Makes her look mature without just stapling on megatits.

Kazuma is a lucky boy.

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Wonder what it is about Megumin. Usually the "meme girl" of a season is just shallow trash that gets forgotten in a moment. But Megumin is genuinely a really great character underneath the meme. I started reading the LNs because I wanted to see more of what the anime hinted at, and she's honestly a really compelling character. Plus her design is absolutely superb. The ironic weebs don't usually get a damn thing right, but the Megu love is surprisingly patrician.

She's wonderful. I think I may have falled in love.