See some hipster faggot leaving the Gym store room

The only picture that still makes me hard after many fap

Ask her to spot me for my 1rm

you are the Enemy

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youtu.be/paq6sVkkEg0

Interrogate. There shall be no hanky panky in my neighbourhood. I will then proceed to make her showcase what happened while I film her for evidence. If she refused, anything I already get be uploaded to the internet. Then I'll let the court of public opinion to handle the rest

I still don't understand how the two horny teenagers alone in a dark room who clearly wanted to fuck each other managed to not fuck each other in this scene.

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It's barely grotesque but borderlines on something that should only be allowed in hentai.

>No condom
>Uncomfortable since there is no bed
>Threat of someone of coming in
>He had a girlfriend
Not everyone is a piece of shit who succumbs to their lust.

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People who don't succumb to their life will wait until after marriage for sex. We all know jap teens won't wait that long.

I meant lust not life.

Too bad the amount of out-of-wedlock births for teens is pretty low in Japan.

Is kizu the greatest anime movie trilogy of all time?

kill yourself wannabe normalfaggot zoomer

Fuck her.

Araragi is the Avatar of Fagets

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Imagine being this much of a brainlet, don't breed and dilute the gene pool.

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread.

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Always knew this chick was a bit of a slut.

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>RRRG said no to this to date Crab
What a fag

>Please keep me guessing if you're actually cheating on me or not, Ararargi-san
>It excites me

what the fuck did Senjougahara mean by this?

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>had a girlfriend
In Kizu? No, he didn't.

She's not a slut..
She just likes what she likes.

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If Hanekawa were cute like in Kizu in the rest of the series she would be best girl.

Didn't Nisio say he regretted writing Kizu after Nise?

I mean Bake.

>3/10 tits too big

You will neglect her - like that chicken did.

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>Uncomfortable since there is no bed
>Threat of someone of coming in
>He had a girlfriend
None of these things apply in this situation. They had comfy high jump mats, the door was barricaded and it was summer vacation and he was single at the time.

3/10 post. Would not respond to again.

Please Don't bully Abe.

>Implying Cat is made for anything other than loving procreation
>Implying Araragi wouldn't just lift her up for standing missionary with his vamp strength
>They're on a vacant campus at night, with literally no one else there
>Hadn't even met Gahara yet

Overruled.

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The reason she's this stacked in Kizu is because this was back when the mc was super into her. The entire series is like this. The perspective of the character the series is focused on changes things.

Like how best boy looks super evil and suspicious until his arc, where he looks a lot more normal.

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so in the anime everything is told by rrragi?

Yep, Arararararargi-san is a text-book case of an unreliable narrator.

You are literally too gay to function.

araragi's point of view is that she has massive breasts so they are from his memory, blown out of proportion, which is why they are bigger now. This is also why they are smaller later on, supposedly.

It's not just his memory. It's because he's not lusting after her as much later, so his perspective changes.

I imagine this means Snake is more obvious in her manipulations than Araragi is willing to see, so she completely comes across as innocent ans sweet in her first appearance.

It's like how he doesn't actually have a bathroom the size of a gothic cathedral. Stuff is exaggerated or presented to fit the mood. Talking with your nekkid loli vampire? Sure, that made even his bathroom huge and spooky.

i thought that was artistic license, like with zaregoto nonsensical backgrounds

All hail the Gaylord.

If they were any bigger, I'd agree. But they aren't, so I don't. Her tits are perfect.

Doesn't Araragi have some weird complex towards her?

Exactly. You are the best out there.

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It bites they didn't add the nipples the animator added.

I love this gif so much, if she did this towards me I wouldn't be able to resist at all.

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Why would a hipster touch her? She has a mainstream pussy.

Ask her to bear my children.

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We might have a problem kid - as far as I know she is my wife.

Pic related. I took that shot.

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I think I would lose it. Seriously. I'm a shy man to the point I lost lots of occasions, but this wouldn't happen here.
I would close the door behind me, and then touch one her breasts. It's no crime at this point. She would not resist, she'd probably shy away a bit, scaring me a little, but I would then firmly grop her magnificient breasts, and never let go.
I would play with them, caress their huge shape and fat until she'd slowly get flustered.
And finally, losing the remaining brain cells in my imploding skull, I would just have my way with her. Not violently. She would not resist much. But it'd still be rape. I'd probably live both in shame and happiness afterwards, and I'd also likely not even get in trouble for it.

He thinks he doesn't deserve to go out with her. It's not a wacky "she's into him but he doesn't realize" situation, whether she's into him or not doesn't matter, he actively thinks going out with him would be bad for her.

go announce this to your containment brethren

God, I'd give everything for a Hanekawa gf

I think we all would

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Are you straight?

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She'd beat the shit out of you before you got close and you'd cry like bitch in the back of the cop car.

Ireland? Is that you?

gays not welcome

MARICON

I always knew chest envy was real, chestlet-chan.

Is it weird that Kizu movies Hanekawa always looked like a penguin to me? Not cat-like at all.

This

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B
F
C
T

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nah for another example normal people do not exist when Arrragi is the narrator but they do when Nadeko is and so forth, the perspective always strongly influences the narrative

b u m p

Animal instincts would override all sense of reason and compel my body to breed.
Ultra gay

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Immediately go for the best option, paizuri.

Her children will be very well fed.

If not being attracted to cowtits you'd only find naturally on a morbidly obese fatass makes you gay, then yes.

Ireland hates ass not tits.

This, but unironically.

Reminder.

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Is this the superior black hanekawa thread?

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So I am just gonna post the 10 times more attractive version of Hanekawa.

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Black Cat>Tsubasa

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How can the other girls even compete?

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Black cat!

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How the fuck is this possible? I used to draw, write and dabble a bit in animation and it would take me fucking forever to finish anything lewd because I'd get hard and completely loose concentration/need to fap and after I finished fapping I would have zero motivation to work on the lewd stuff for a while. And the stuff I made looked like shit, I can't imagine getting anything done if the stuff I made looked half as good as this.

I support your orientation and lifestyle.

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>is actually a 3dfag
Opinion safely discarded.

Fatty.

Friendly reminder your hyper tits thread should be on /d/

Best

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Don't act dumb.

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As you age, your libido drops, sometimes like a fucking rock. When I was in my early 20s I was just like you; anything remotely lewd got my dick to absolute diamond grades, I would fap at least once a day, sometimes 5 or 6, and I could not make it through Tsubasa Cat without having a wank. Now that I'm in my 30s, I can sit down, draw something lewd, and then go to do something else, all without needing to fap. I don't even have the desire. It takes a LOT to get my mind wired that way. And the thing is, I went from fap-furious monster to borderline asexual in less than a year. I just happened suddenly. Both a good and a bad problem to have, I guess.

I second this immensely. Its nice things have calmed down and you dont do as much stupid shit because of your hormones are fucking around with the way you act.

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Well fuck I wish this was the case for me I'm 38 and still need to fuck or fap on a daily basis at least.

That may honestly be nice. I can't imagine going a day with busting a nut right now but that time adds up. Half an hour to an hour almost every day for the last decade. I could have gained a decent skill or two in that time.

Those are some heaving titties. Literally who would say no to that?

i want to breed cat like no tomorrow

i NEED to breed cat like no tomorrow

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I'm only 28 and my libido is completely gone. In fact, sex is such a stressful thought to me I wouldn't be able to maintain an erection if I got a woman naked. I think it's the divorce that did it to me.

It’s fine, it’s highschool of the dead tier

BIGGER

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>until his arc, where he looks a lot more normal.
doesn't he look pretty much the same though? if you mean him having his hair down/wearing different clothes that's because it's a weak attempt at a disguise

>I wouldn't be able to maintain an erection if I got a woman naked
I'm in that same boat but I think it's because I'm subconsciously not used to being hard around other people because of how many times I've fapped (the number is in the 1000s). I've been able to get a few women back to my appartment but I never end up getting hard despite how they look/what they try. Then after they leave I can fap to some 2D no problem. I guess my dick is just smarter than my brain and knows 2D>3D.

>that thumbnail
I've been rused.

Did I really just maturbate to this

I thought the same thing when my sister asked me to convert videos of my niece to USB drive and there was ALOT of toddler nudity.

How do you live with yourself after doing that?

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As I said, it's nice in some ways, but in other ways it just feels kind of empty. I see pictures that used to provoke an intense reaction ten years ago, and now, nothing.

I never really thought of it that way. It was a huge time sink, and even over the course of a week, if you manage to save an average of 30-45 minutes a day, that's between three and a half hours to five and a quarter hours a week. Over two weeks that can easily be an entire working day. Forget about the skills, imagine how much manga you could read in that time.

I actually wonder if the 3D had something with my libido dropping off. I finally gave it a try when I was 26, a few weeks away from turning 27, and thought it was the biggest letdown imaginable. I don't know what all the fuss is about over at /r9k/. By my 28th birthday, I just didn't give a fuck anymore. I find it more of a stressful inconvenience than anything. The 2D doesn't have the same magic it once did, it's been tainted.

My wife Mone san sure is cute

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Prime cunny

>I find it more of a stressful inconvenience than anything
That's what it's like to me. I'd still like some companionship and somebody to cuddle with but most women my age still want to fuck all the time or want to have kids and I'm not really interested or able it seems to do either of those things. I'd try and look a little harder to see if there are any women out there on the same page as me but I really don't want to deal being berated and rejected for being impotent over and over again. I also don't want to settle on somebody who is completely downright ugly and desperate because I still do value a bit of beauty, I'm not in bad shape myself. Sometimes I wish I was born a normalfag that didn't have to think about any of this shit. I'm attracted to women but vaginas are unappealing to look at for me, always have been. I find pregnancy so erotic but don't want kids. I'm into 2D but they aren't real. Life is suffering. At least I have some really great friends that make it worth living for now anyways.

>I have never been a teenager and actually emerged from the womb as a stodgy, washed-up 58-year-old high school English teacher with a tweed jacket and sewn elbow pads

Wrong room, bye

I watched this movie at one of those kinds of theaters where they serve food and drinks with waiters that bring your food out to you during the movie, because it was the only theater showing Kizu in my city. Watching an anime movie in a public space was awful enough but my waiter decided this scene was the ideal time to come ask if I wanted desert.

and was actually a waitress

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but normalfaggot zoomers are exactly the type of human trash to commit adultery, what the fuck are you talking about?

I'm finding with age increasing, my libido is more at the whim of my emotional/mental state. These days, if I'm comfortable and fine and content with things, my libido is as strong as ever but if I'm worried about things or having issues with my home or work life, I will have no desire. By contrast, when I was in my 20s and younger, it didn't matter what was happening in my life, I had to get a fap in every day or so or I'd start going losing my mind.

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Beat that pussy up harder than her stepfather does.

ill kick your ass

Is Hanekawa the definition of BREEDING SOW?

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10/10 breast animation right here.

Kizu did good.

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Slut

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>even thinking of lewding maquia

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Titsufulgatari when?

bumperino

I'm 31 and if I don't fap after at least one day I have trouble sleeping. Sure I don't pop random boners like I did in my teenage years but my libido seems as strong as it was in my 20's.

What are trying to say

what the fuck is happening here (i only watched the movie because friend said it was better to start watching the series that way)

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cat>bat>monkey>sisters>snake>shit>crab

With Hanekawa, it's because he is such a pussy that he hasn't cheated and she knows it, he literally jumps for joy at being called to a date by Hanekawa and keeps her hair in his room. Though it helps that his girlfriend wants the putty tat too.

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[soilers]i know its an anime but i always wondered how girls can take of their bras like that when the shoulder straps are not removable from the back ends [/spoilers]

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Sauce?

It's surprisingly easy to take your bra off like that. You do have to slip your arms out though, which makes it a bit of a pain to do it sexily unless you planned for that like a slut.

Again all of (yous) are implying that my wife is a slut. At least show some actual proof.

I'm not implying anything. I can't recall that scene, but if she's just tugging her bra out of her blouse, it says something about her character. Or the animators couldn't be bothered to draw her properly taking her bra off.

Well I'm a tad younger at 32 but i still fap 2-3 times a day, I'd probably fap even more If i were still a NEET.
Well, I'd probably start approaching and assess the situation, I'd try to do it as slowly as possible so that I burn most of that glorious image in my mind, I'll try to do something but I know she'll reject me, so I'd probably go home go home and fap while the image is fresh.
I'd probably then cry because I'll never be able to have her.

Unhook the back and slip your arms out.

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i see.
that still must be a paing to do while still wearing a shirt or a blouse

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It really isn't that hard.

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paizuri

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Pls explain, this is out of context

i i wouldn't know that

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Reminder that she did this BEFORE the scene in the gym storage.

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And despite having already been touched by her, he still only IMAGINED doing this to her.
What a fucking loser.

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Jebaited

since when was Hanekawa this horney?

Always, but she wasn't quick/decisive/aggressive enough to seal the deal

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Since always. Horniest character in monogatari.

She's so fucking horny she was chosen to be possessed by a horny cat demon on two separate occasions.

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where did she get money for such fancy lingerie, i always wondered?

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I thought Tiger was a creation born entirely from her horniness.

If you're really anal about it Senjou already kinda cheated on RRRG with Hanekawa too so I guess that's just how their relationship functions.

I'm pretty sure the consensus is that Ararararagi is imagining it.

He has a very active imagination, so i guess thats possible.

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Lace is itchy

yummy