Which loli could you beat up in a fight?

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Was is the counter to this technique?

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I could beat the living fuck out of renge

Get a quick erection to surprise-poke her in the eye.

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SWEEP THE LEGS

CASTLE DOCTRINE

>Hurting lolis
No

I will fucking kill this bitch.

bearhug->suplex onto a raised surface such as a bed->pin them down while they are stunned from the impact

It's just roughhousing

mating press

Probably all of them that don’t have a supernatural power.

Arisu when i get the sneak attack on her
Id body Chino too, easily

But Id rather let them domimate me desu

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What on Earth did you do?

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that's illegal

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source

I am easily defeeted by lolis

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Thankyou fren

You should check out that ero doujin about the female wressler loli who gets gang banged forgot the title

I could beat up her girlfriend.

How can a man Bear so much?

Why do all the good threads start when Im going to bed

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wrestling yammies
not this one

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None because I wouldn't even try I'd let them beat me up. I like being smacked around and I like being humiliated even more!

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Lolis are not for beating. They're for giving
Candy to and playing with
Dolls

Show to me you more powerful loli.

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It wouldnt be easy, but I'm pretty sure I could kick Nunally's ass

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Artist is Rico.

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wew

Post the rest

i fear the custodian

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They're pretty weak.
Maybe a better question is, how many lolis could you handle at once?

cute tummy

So how many? Im thinking 2 at most after that they swarm you and one nutshot is all it takes which they are at the ideal height for

4. Tested it with my sister and cousins.

Last panel gives me Holo vibes

based

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Step 1. Boot
Step 2. STUNNAH! STUNNAH! MAH GAWD, THAT"S ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!

her anus (b)eats up dicks

All them at once

Chimame doujins give me life, season 3 when?

Chimame aren't lolis they are JC

Wew

What's Yea Forums opinion on oppai loli

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Yunyun is prime

There's room for overlap there.

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Hama is cute.

Nah, today's Yea Forums's standards makes them not count.

nobody cares nigger

Fucking fake lolicons.

>short flattie
do you really need to subdivide that very specific group of anime girls

I don't want fake lolis in my loli threads

They occupy a very fine and magical grey area, the 'prime age' in which the beauty of womanhood shines through in the body of a loli, whether she is or isn't one is highly debatable but the ultimately ineffable nature is part of the charm.
The Prismas are a popular example of this, are they lolis? Aren't they? We just don't know! We just know that we really, really want to manhandle their tiny bodies, and in the end that's all that matters.

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>We
Fuck off, retard

prismas are lolis
it's loli until it grows tits or gets taller than chest height

>prime age
9-14?

4-6

He's talking out of his ass.
Prime is 9. Has always been, will always be.

It's actually important to spread your opponent's legs when you're in a parallel hold like that so they can't roll and reverse it. That's not the technique, but it's the right idea and the correct technique looks super suggestive anyways.

we can go lower

I personally find 11 to be prime. Luckily it is also actually prime.

-3

I want to impregnate Arisu, if you catch my drift.

wait maybe we should go just a little higher

+7

I can beat up my dick to them, if that's what you mean

Negative numbers do not exist.

0.7? You are fucking sick

I wish we were in war times so I could go out to rape and kill to my heart's content. I would actually have a reason to not be a giant slob.

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My apologies, I never would've guessed there'd be someone homo enough in this thread to not want to fuck the Prisma girls.

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>anyone that unironically wants to touch those filthy, slutty hags

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Nothing stopping you from working out and becoming a sexual predator now user if you lack the morals. Just treat your sex crimes like a job and do it properly. Completely strangers, a different town, no witnesses, and obviously after you've had your fill of rape be sure to properly dispose of the body.

Good luck on your workouts!

It disgusts me that you would suggest such a thing. What's fun with rape and murder if nobody knows it was you?

This is why most serial killers have signatures.

People that aren't welcome in Yea Forums loli threads
>anons who prefer JC over JS
>anons who like oppai "loli"
>anons who like "loli"babas
>anons who don't miss juju
>anons who don't identify as pedosexual
>anons who don't know what Candydoll means

Am I forgetting anything?

You need to leave some sort of calling card at the scene of the crime to let them know it was you.

Just remember
when your suicidal you can literally do anything
Because you always have a backup plan

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I could probably beat up both Noa and Hana, but maybe not Hinata.

Sometimes I wonder, if I pin Fate to the ground, really put my adult body weight on her, pin down her hands and legs and interlock her fingers with mine, would she be able to get out?

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I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say. The cups are definitely lolis, there's no question. Unfortunately a lot of fanart draws them more mature than they actually are, though.

>short flattie
They are called pettanko you uncultured swine, and they are the peak 2D female form.

No they aren't, retard. Pettanko has nothing to do with height. It only means being flat and having a complex about it.

I hate when Yea Forums gets all professor lolicon

No one cares, losers.

Eliminate yourself

11 is great but 14 is better.

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Fate shouldn't interlock fingers with anyone but Nanoha. I think you are a bad person.

>anons who prefer JC over JS
What if you like both equally?

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I wish I was that couch.

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Lolis are

I want to touch this JC's butt

Cunnying

God I wish that were me.

I highly doubt that

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>not wanting to be the loli and beating old men

Cute

I want Renge to torture and rape me

>Which loli could you beat up in a fight?
but that is child abuse

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Why does this little JC fill me with so much lust?

>spread your opponent's legs
Using what? What's preventing them from pulling guard? Are you retarded? You don't spread their legs, you go on top of them or you go side mount.

It's divisible by 3 you retarded sack of shit.

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>Hitoribocchi is going to get mating pressed in porn just like the Colors were when they got animated

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How old is bocchi?

12 or 13

Why is Ilya so concerned about her butt? I see this is so many pictures.

Maybe it hurts.

This one

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Nevermind, I read "could beat you up".

If you manage to get behind her you just have to pin her down with this powerful anti-loli hold. I'm pretty sure Bruce Lee came up with it.

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From what?

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Fixed

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What are you gonna do, throw sand in her eyes?

I'd like to see them try

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I'm amazed how a good chunk of her followers are cancerous anti-lewd retards that probably got lost from whatever normalfag sites they crawled from.
Also bocchi hardly qualifies as loli.

I would never pick a fight with with a loli, children are to be protected.
But if my boss brings his adopted daughter to work again and she calls me an "old hag" one more fucking time I will fucking choke that little bitch to death.

Please show me the place where Bocchi touched you

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It's hard to do it but I could beat myself up

Bocchi is very sexy.

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Most people consider Chimame lolis and they're older than Bocchi
Bocchi is also a womanlet

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Is the mangaka a ex-loli artist?

She's an honorary loli.

Bocchi is not a woman yet. Stop using that disgusting word.

Reminder: they're only kids. Thank you.

Blessed picture

JC>loli

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Sauce katsudon.

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that explains my erection...

It's almost like loli is a body type, bocchi would barely be one though I agree

Anybody here usually hold back when fighting lolis? I would usually do that to make them feel like they're strong. And I like the feeling of someone tryjng to fighg me while they're so weak.

I throw the match if they pay me. Otherwise they get smashed.

What does candy doll mean?

She could probaly zap me unconscious.

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Something sweet I guess?

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>I'm fucking invincible

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What lolis could kick your ass?

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Majorita

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See

All of them because I wouldn't fight back.

This. It's the perfect age for breeding decided by millenniums of evolution.

There is not perfect age.there is perfect lolis.

Plus her sisters

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She has a gun user

That's the point. She'll put me out of my misery

She wouldn't think you're worth the effort of killing.

Then she recieves anal prolapse.

and dare i say it , quite humorous

Why would I kill the 12 year old non virgin girl when I can keep her as a friends with benefits?

No, but anyone who likes Ichigo Mashimaro enough to rip it off for their own manga is 100% lolicon.

ARGHHH chino chan... arghh *sniff* *sniff* SEX chino... FUCK CHINO Arghh I want to envelope chino around me and CONTROL HER ARGHH THE chino... chino CHINO CHAN cute sex

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D-daijobou, user?

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Chino is a slut