Ah hell Yea Forums, Aqua's crying uncontrollably again. Say something to cheer her up.
Ah hell Yea Forums, Aqua's crying uncontrollably again. Say something to cheer her up
Nolan Hill
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Carter Gray
I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.
Austin Myers
You have the best butt.
Luis Ward
Your shitty anime won't be getting another season.
Luke King
Your followers indirectly killed the best girl
Noah Perry
Why do you have to be so mean?
Samuel Allen
>another shitty aqua spam thread
of fucking course, at least it wont live long
Carson Edwards
checkd. I would just tell her that she is best girl which is true
Asher Stewart
I'll let you suck my dick if that will cheer you up
Aaron Torres
At least you have a nice butt.
Joshua Moore
STOP CRYING!
Thomas Carter
grrrrrrr, just look at her. FUCKING LOOK AT HER!
Brayden Nguyen
tpbp
Carter Nguyen
shut up old hag
Oliver Clark
> at least it wont live long
I'm sure your parents are saying the same thing about you right now
Carter Stewart
hahaha, you can bet your gay ass that there will be a third season right after the midget movie, and then probably a forth and another one after that, and so on, until everyone is dead, or happily lived ever after, or some bullshit.
Cooper Morgan
time to purge this disgrace
Brandon Brown
I want to give Aqua unconditional love and enable all of her personality flaws!
Liam Nelson
But Aqua is made to be bullied!
Nathaniel Gomez
What are some new ways in which I'll learn to love Aqua in the new seasons?
Julian Walker
I want aqua to bully my cock.
Jeremiah Lopez
>there are people here who don't worship Aqua
why?
Brayden Diaz
You'd need a cock for her to bully first though.
Adam Smith
Because I worship Eris.
Chase Jackson
This drink's on me.*
* As in singular. Note that this part is not said out loud.
Benjamin Miller
I want Aqua to find out about my inadequate excalibur size and blackmail me under threat of telling about it to the other girls.
Alexander King
>Aquafags
Ryder Thompson
Why does Aqua not wear anything under her short skirt? It's a serious question.
William Clark
>SPH with Aqua
hot, this is my fetish
Ethan Wilson
She does but it's embarrassing having people see your panties so she made them invisible.
Asher Campbell
Imagine not even being able to reach halfway past her big butt.
Imagine how much genuine SPH she'd dish out with her bitchy personality.
Imagine her making it shrivel with a blast of cold water.
Joshua James
It's a thong.
Matthew Diaz
Your ass is glorious.
Alexander Cook
Doesn't look it to me. And checked.
Mason Baker
Well afaik we don't have any official material confirmed she goes commando/has invisible pantsu, plus she has the kind of butt that turns any pantsu into a thong.
Luke Lopez
Yeah her personality would make it even better because she would be extra bitchy and smug about it.
>Imagine not even being able to reach halfway past her big butt
that would be the best part, her humiliating you for that
Aaron Bennett
No, honestly Aqua makes my dick hard. She's very selfish, ridiculously incompetent, has a body meant for breeding, and is completely dependent on a single man. I understand that she's not a good person, but neither am I. In most circumstances I either am completely disgusted by a woman because of her bad character traits or I don't feel worthy to be with her because she's too good of a person. Aqua feels like she straddles the line between the two with her massive thighs, and as a result doesn't make me feel disgusted or unworthy. She feels like the ideal form of settling, and honestly a more virtuous girl is so far beyond the realm of possibility that I can't realistically imagining having a relationship with someone like that. Also she can take a beating, so I wouldn't have to be delicate with the sex.
Jose Wright
Imagine she finds out in a terribly embarrassing incident where you lost in strip poker and she makes you stand up at the table for the rest of the game so your tiny thing is completely exposed, and she squirts some cold water at it from time to time to keep it shrunken, and spends the whole night taking out all of her resentment on your dick as revenge from all the times you made fun of her for being useless/incompetent.
Imagine when she drinks too much and tells the story to other girls right in front of you, "user's thingy was like a thimble, you wouldn't believe how ridiculous it looked!"
Aiden Scott
I thought she canonically doesn't wear panties
Bentley Ward
Benjamin Myers
Don't worry, user. All ways lead to Aqua.
Brandon Parker
nigger.
Kayden Powell
If you want I'll post tummy to cheat her up.
Matthew Myers
Based
Parker Johnson
You're not that dumb, Aqua-sama.
Jaxson Rivera
>has a body meant for breeding
Pretty sure if you came inside her your jizz would just be purified so nah, her body isn't for breeding.
Luke Wright
Semen is not a fluid
Ryder Smith
>tfw this will never happen to you
feels bad man
Colton Jones
Yay!!! A thread dedicated to my wife!
Wyatt Taylor
Imagine if she teases you inviting you to fuck her but then clenches her buttocks so they're too hard for your small dick to penetrate, and most of its short length is already wasted in the emptier area between where her buttocks touches your pelvis and where her buttcrack meets so you are just left pathetically humping the air in between and poking her asscheeks in a way that doesn't even tickle her and feels incredibly frustrating, both physically and psychologically. In the mean time she's looking over her shoulder trying to stifle her laughter with her hand, but her eyes say it all.
Then she turns around and does the same with her thighs, though this time with her hands on her waist, leaning her head over with a mischievous smirk and aggressively pushing her body against yours, and once again your tiny dick can't penetrate her soft feminine thighs, but the humiliation combined with her breath on your face and the warmth of her body makes you cum.
Isaac Turner
Pretty close to how I feel. I can't stand dumbasses or drunkards in real life yet those flaws don't stop my heartboner for her. Is this what real love feels like?
Luke Martinez
Absolutely, especially if you crave a pure relationship with her
William Russell
Arch Priests don't go to the bathroom, user!
Logan Perez
Of course she doesn't, she uses my mouth instead!
Adrian Hall
Based Aqua posters.
Logan Hill
My wife.
Andrew Jones
Oh god I want Aqua to smother me with her huge ass
Zachary Foster
You're the second most bullyable blue-haired tsundere
Daniel Carter
They're Schrodinger's Panties, Faiz-kun.
Jackson Young
>it's time for the daily worship, user! Lie down, face up, mouth open, tongue out!
Leo Barnes
Does anyone have any good gifs of the boob movement in konosuba? It's honestly all I remember about it other than explosions and panty stealing
Landon Hughes
Sure.
Gavin Anderson
I'm going to put a baby in you
Christian Smith
KAZUMAAAAAAA!!!!
Lincoln Wood
W E W
E
W
when did this happen
Camden Green
I want you to give me an enema with your rainbow puke then let me drink it
Carter Murphy
Its from the VN faggot, non canon anyway
Jaxson Harris
>non canon anyway
ahh it hurts
Levi Parker
Unironically best girl
Luis Miller
Shut up and stop crying you dumb fuck
please sit on my face
Jeremiah Stewart
Ok guys, It's just me, or they really choosed Aqua's seiyuu to voice this:
youtube.com
Dylan Turner
fug I want to lose my tiny peepee inside that overwhelming butt so bad
Oliver Rodriguez
Nah, only main ovel writing is canon, not even the novel art is canon as the writing says different stuff
There is no mention of aqua lack of panties and darkness is pretty fit and got super abs
Austin Phillips
well guess im fapping to Aqua today
Easton Foster
VN.
Cooper Evans
Is there particularly anything that contradicts this concept from material not in the anime yet:
The goddesses have no concept of underwear innately. Eris learned it while roaming the world as Kris.
The world they created evolved to create panties but not bras.
Jayden Roberts
bras exist faggot, you would know it if you read the LN
Hudson James
The roles are reversed. It's now Aqua doing the bulling.
Christian Nguyen
Think of how cathartic it feels for her to finally be the one having her way with you.
Jackson Jackson
Aqua wears panties. The LN illustrations aren't always accurate to the text especially in the first few volumes but I'm certain her underwear has been mentioned at least once.
Bras exist too, but ironically I think Megumin is the only one that's been depicted as wearing one. And even she normally just wears bandages on her chest, the only time she wears a bra is when she's expecting to sleep with Kazuma
Wyatt Long
y-yes it will
Kevin Roberts
Watch the LN illustrations. They don't have sagging granny bags.
Hudson Roberts
Are her panties lewd in the LN?
Christopher Wood
Aside from what I posted we only get a good look at Megumin's underwear (all black, of course) and the succubi. Darkness shows up in nightgowns or negligees a few times but we either only see that or see that she's ONLY wearing that.