Why do so many anime elves have gigantic tits?
Shouldn't a race known to be slim and graceful have small tits?
Why do so many anime elves have gigantic tits?
Hudson Thompson
Nathaniel Ross
i want her to look at me like this
Josiah Roberts
>bawww big tits bawww
Fuck off.
Brayden Wilson
anime elves were made for orc breeding.
don't mix tolkien elves with them
Jason Ortiz
>Why do so many anime elves have gigantic tits?
Because nips don't know what an elf is. They think they are just humans with pointy ears, slap some more nils to their lifespans but write them as retarded teenagers and put them in the woods. Also the guys are nowhere to be seen.
>Shouldn't a race known to be slim and graceful have small tits?
Yes, they should. Fat cowtits do not belong on a svelte and lithe creature like an elf. It's a + DEX race, someone tell japan.
Logan Morgan
>they changed my headcanon for fiction
Fuck off.
Jackson Flores
>Why do so many anime elves have gigantic tits?
cos, a lot of dudes dig that shit
>Shouldn't a race known to be slim and graceful have small tits?
yes.
David Long
Fuck off shitposter, that does not happen in anime and manga.
Asher Moore
>headcanon
Logan Martin
Yeah, D&D created their own version of everything that exists within D&D. They existed in fiction before 5e. That's headcanon, you child.
Gabriel Hall
We at /tg/ call it lore or sometimes fluff. It's different from headcanon. But I don't think you know what these words mean.
Jaxson Gonzalez
An elf can be pretty much whatever you want. Even what we normally call dwarves today are a type of elf by Norse definitions.
Matthew Jenkins
This is such a bad meme. In 90% of fantasy anime elves are super human rapists.
Carson Carter
NGNL elves are wonderful. Shame it's about boring games 99% of the time when setting had so much potential.
Jonathan Gutierrez
You called for an elf rapist.
Kayden Sullivan
>Shouldn't a race known to be slim and graceful have small tits?
No
Benjamin Garcia
remove elf REMOVE ELF
Kayden Davis
Would you enslave a small breasted race?
Levi Scott
>enslaving elves
There is probably some dumb isekai thread for you, please go there.
Jace Watson
Male elf's are herbivore cucks and only overflowing sex appeal is able to make them able to do any sex
Ethan Hall
Owen Walker
Literally almost every form of media with elves has had them enslaved at some point. If anything Elves in anime are enslaved less
Mason Williams
>no anime about an MC unknowingly being signed up for the inter-species breeding program and being forced to impregnate a whole bunch of horny elf girls
Aiden Richardson
Yeah, I'm sure this opinion is based on anime and manga and not some unholy amalgamation of memes and porn.
Angel Clark
Most of the time they are the enslavers, primarily the dark elves. But thanks for making this dumb thread even more off-topic than it already is. Speak anime and manga, fuck off with your dumb Yea Forums shit.
Lincoln Hughes
>inter-species
>impregnate
Daniel Bennett
>D&D invented elves
Cooper Collins
If at first you don't succeed try, try again.
Gavin Gomez
Elves represent the ideal race, the ubermensch
Because Japs are all flat as a board, Japanese elves have huge tits
Joseph Scott
Yeah, because there are so many other established settings where all elves are canonically fat cows.
user please, you can open up any sourcebook you want and read the description of elves. It will very likely mention something like "slender", "lithe" or just "thin".
Gabriel Smith
based and redpilled
Anthony Hill
what kind of hybrid aberration do you get from an elf and an orc?
Caleb Powell
No hybrids. If it was rape, you get an orc. If it was consensual, an elf.
Zachary Martin
This is complete bullshit.
Liam Hughes
really? some user posted long time ago a chart and as far as i remember, elves and orc could have an hybrid (some awful aberration but cant remember the name)
Samuel Bell
There is nothing more retarded than "humanity fuck yeah" autists. Humans are garbage. Barely above goblins.
Eli Campbell
That chart was never canon for anything and should stop being posted. Likewise this discussion has nothing to do with anime and manga.
Eli Parker
>That chart was never canon
oh,i see
>Likewise this discussion has nothing to do with anime and manga.
you are right or maybe not since elf+orc rape is an element used in that media :^)
Carson Nelson
>or maybe not since elf+orc rape is an element used in that media
Name five anime and manga. And I mean anime and manga, not pornographic material where there is also more than enough human girl + orc or doujins, neither pornographic or non-pornographic doujins.
>using emoticons
Brayden Brooks
>It's a + DEX race, someone tell japan.
Sweetie the best thing about fiction is you can add your own headcanon to it about them changing to a + CON race and there's nothing you can do about it.
Grayson Perez
>They are all describing elves as being X therefore elves should be X
Not an argument, find me the work from which elves originated and then come back.
Jack Davis
It's a dumb argument, since they do not need to use elves for that, can use plenty of other fantasy races if you want a CON race, and these elves are henceforth even less elves because even more classic tropes get cut out without anything of worth being added that keeps the core of this fantastic race intact. You do not end up with a different take on elves, you end up with a creature that is just less of an elf.
The
>it's just a fantasy race therefore it can be anything
is just a lazy argument by people that do not understand that common themes and a common aesthetic is what defines a fictional race in the first place, since they do not exist in reality. Japanese elves are at the bottom fantasy elves in general, and that they slap huge amounts of fat to them is one of the symptoms of japanese writers not understanding what and why they are the way they are.
It wouldn't surprise me if all you fags now elves first and foremost from pornography and nip authors as well, which is the reason why you have no problem of shitting on their legacy as the lithe and graceful race.
Jaxon Gomez
They're keeping the other characteristics of DnD elves: pointed ears, affinity for magic, long lifespans, disinterest in human-tech etc. while adjusting one physical aspect. That doesn't trigger my autism and I'm thankful for it.
As for my first introduction to elves, it was from LOTR followed by MMORPGs. You're right that I don't care about learning about their legacy all the way from snownigger folklore to today's nip consumerist whoring.
Aiden Thomas
>/tg/ autism leaking into Yea Forums
Julian Allen
They're a fictional race. They can have whatever size of tits that you want.
Blake Lopez
Fuck off to with your disgusting creatures.
Kevin Russell
Did you get banned off /tg/?
Nolan Smith
Fingolfin was like 3m tall and duked it out with Morgoth mano mano. Nothing slender or lithe about properly fed and bred Valiboe elves. It's the forest guerillas who are the skeleton manlets of the elf race that are the cause of the stupid stereotypes.
Ayden Martinez
>Valiboe
Valinor
Blake Rogers
DFClves
Jason Johnson
>can use plenty of other fantasy races if you want a CON race
Which one do you recommend?
Brandon Price
>Fingolfin was like 3m tall
He wasn't. Fingolfin is awesome and one of the best elves that japanese elves couldn't even hope to match, but please don't spread dumb shit like this.
Zachary Turner
Dwarves, orcs, ogres, even humans, beastraces like minotaurs.
Christian Taylor
But none of those are a cute girl with big boobs and pointy ears.
Gavin Wood
Sure they are
Leo Turner
Uh they aren't supposed to look beautiful. Stop bastardising these races and go back to bastardising elves thanks.
Grayson Wood
big tits are elegant and beautiful, no brainer
Brayden Butler
Jeez user, you are braindead. They can make anything cute if they want, this is how you got loli dwarves, and japanese elves already look 100% like normal human girls. They aren't even more attractive than any other ordinary anime girl.
Cute ears are the only outstanding feature they need. If the elf requires huge lumps of fat to be attractive, then it failed at being an elf.
Brayden Young
I think you're using that picture to represent ogres, but I think they're probably supposed to be oni, since it's a depiction of momotaro.
Is that really an accurate depiction, though?
Jose Nguyen
nazi elves are the shit, I hate the tree hugging hippes we always get
Isaac Taylor
Inspire lust in other races to acquire their superior genes for future elf generations
Parker Reed
This, if you want your titty cow why not using holsters or something like that, especially considering that cute monstergirls are japs territory? Why do they have to just poorly slap the most overused fantasy tropes in their generic high fantasy setting with literally 0 sould or creativity?
Samuel Hernandez
>They can make anything cute if they want
Yes, they can if they want. But I'm trying to compromise with the user complaining about inaccurate portrayals of fantasy creatures.
So, if we can't use elves, what fantasy race would best be used to accurately a represent a cute girl with big boobs and pointy ears?
Jeremiah Thompson
>what fantasy race would best be used to accurately a represent a cute girl with big boobs and pointy ears?
Draphs.
Hudson Ortiz
Oni can technically be orges, demons or even goblins.
Luis Bailey
Wait, so you're telling me that a fictional race based on mythology and popularized by Tolkien can't be picked up and changed by other artists to create their own flavour (however shitty it may be)?
Levi Rogers
Elves are only slim and flat when they're malnourished. Remember to properly feed and care for your elves.
Nathaniel Wood
Even more important, are they Tolkien orcs? Tolkien orcs are Elves that have been corrupted by evil and bred into abominations by Melkor. Surely Orcs and Elves should share enough genes to make this work?
Brody Brooks
That's where the pig-like orcs come from.
Cameron Hall
Of course they can, but I also have every right to criticize their depictions and point out why I think they are dumb for putting giant tits on basically everything without second thought.
Brandon Hernandez
I don't disagree as I prefer elves to be slender myself (and small tits > large tits either way). I'm just saying that the big tiddy forest amazoness elves are just as valid as Tolkien's interpretation.
Samuel Jenkins
They are vulnerable to rape. That’s what’s most important.
Colton Garcia
>Draphs
This seems to be a decent answer. But they are an original race created for Granblue Fantasy, right?
>Oni can technically be orges, demons or even goblins.
They can look similar to any of those, but oni are oni.
Kevin Rodriguez
It's relative culturally. Japanese mythology has vampires, but they're pretty different from our western ones. They're more like fearsome and sharp black shadows that eat humans alive. These days they just use ours though.
Zachary Edwards
Oni are Japanese goblins!
Julian Brown
The real reason is that they are made by capitalists in a capitalist organization designed to maximize profit by appealing to the largest portion of their consumer-base, while at the same time putting in the least amount of effort that they can get away with while still making a profit.
Ergo, you stick to a formula that works: Putting cups of size D and up on as many females as possible, because boys like big titties.
If you want to make your own skinny elves and put them on the market, you're free to do so with whatever capital you have.
Logan Green
>It's relative culturally.
You're right. But since we're being very strict about our fantasy creature definitions in this thread, the distinction should probably be made.
Ryder Turner
Elves are the best and always have the biggest tits
Chestlets BTFO
Brayden Sanchez
Owen Long
small tits aren't gracefull
Camden Nelson
They actually are and they also emphasize the gracefulness of everything else even more. Less is more.
Nolan Moore
Anvils aren't graceful either.
Austin Davis
>186848475
That doesn't even receive a (You).
Brody Wilson
Alexander James
Was never an elf.
Eli Allen
Nathaniel Howard
Is it even true that only anime depicts elves with large breasts, anyway?