Uma Musume Pretty Derby

>watching Japanese horse racing dubbed

youtube.com/watch?v=KwwVTf5Y-iA

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Subs when?

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Afternoon tea

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1992

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She looks so understuffed....

>winning by over three lengths
what a great cute little uma

Oka Sho are great races, here's Almond Eye's first G1 win last year - number 13, second to last most of the race, then look at that final sprint. I'd love to see her in the second season
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I love that split screen Japan is doing

Yeah, even if they're showing a detail on what's going on in the last few places you can still see clearly how the whole race is looking.

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Will a Japanese horse ever win the Arc?

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Silence Suzuka would have

Maybe this year with Almond Eye.

Plebeian game devs don't understand the true appeal of Uma Musume

>premium currency required to stuff your umas

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>X belly button
the true sign of evil

At least it's not an outie

>X butthole
KILL THE TRAITOR !

that would have looked objectively better than the lazy "x"

git fukd

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I love my wife and her big donut

Something wrong with an outie? It's like having a third nipple to suck on a girl.

My IQ isn't high enough to read your post

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So for S2 will they have to make up their own scenarios for the races instead of relying on historical record?

Horse Girl Glue

My nigga

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Now this is an informed opinion.

There's still plenty of famous horses to pick from. You can use umas already in the show, like they did with BNW, get those speculated horses like Deep Impact or Buena Vista, or try and get more recent ones in, like Kitasan Black. There's so many storylines in horse racing, you could easily make a couple more seasons out of it before resorting to own scenarios.

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Third season ends at the glue factory /spoiler]
Becomes a battle shounen

>last uma standing
bold move, cygames

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Cute autist

Golshi is the best
I fear the day someone takes off her hat that controls her autism

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She has decent muscles on her

Fuck you!

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>Retard

She trains hard for them

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How did she learn Hokuto Shinken?

I never got the melon busting thing, is that a reference to something?

youtu.be/FkWk2HayU5M
youtu.be/A6MoEj_Hs7Y

AH WAIT, there's a new horse.

will be a hard win against enable and sea of class

Nothing but premium doughnuts for the biggest horse.

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damn imagine if shigeru pink dia won this.
they even have their official review japanracing.jp/_news2019/pdf/190407.pdf
keiba is serious business.
and satsuki sho (2000m) next week, (saturnalia and nishino daisy)
expected odds:
saturnalia, danon kingly, admire mars, velox, nishino daisy

so a preggofag thread hiding behind a series huh. been having a lot of these this year.

h-haha yeah, preggofaggotry is correct
yep, haha

>Preggofag
Explain further

Shigeru Pink Dia is amazing, she had the fastest last three furlongs in both Oka Sho and Tulip Sho this year, charging from the back of the pack into second place. Both were 1600 m races, so we'll see how she holds up on longer tracks. Feels like they need to push her more early to get first, that final dash is amazing but worthless when she needs to overtake 10 more horses.

Satsuki Sho will be hype, though. I'm unsure about Saturnalia, I feel like that's going to be similar to Danon Fantasy, a clear favorite based on past performance jobbing. It's the only horse in the race who hasn't raced this year at all. Danon Kingly and Admire Mars had a great race in the Kyodo Tsushin Hai in February, I've seen Mars win the Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes G1 in December. Kingly especially seems to have enough stamina for the final stretch in Satsuki Sho. Velox winning Wakaba by three lengths is pretty amazing, too, but he raced in some literally who races, so I'm not sure. It'll depend on the draw, too, but personally I'm hoping for Admire Mars to take it from Danon Kingly this time around.
Another horse to watch out for is Emeral Fight. Fastest 3F in Asahi Hai, seems to have good form in recent races. Fantasist looks great as well, and his jockey will most likely be Yutaka Take again.

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Since you're here, user, I want to ask few question about betting tickets. First, I know if pic related is a winning horse ticket, but I've seen few tickets I don't understand, examples:
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what are these tickets mean?
Also I've seen this odds from oka sho yesterday, what does it mean? files.catbox.moe/bsgrrl.JPG
I get the number is horse number, but why they put it in that order? And how to know if you win the bet?

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Oof. Okay, I'll give it my best try.

First two pics are trifecta bets. In a trifecta bet, you're betting on who's finishing first, second and third, the order matters. So in the second pic, you have a guy with a ton of trifecta bets for different combinations. The ticket at the top bets 200 yen for the horse with the number 16 to be first, 14 second, 10 third, then again 200 yen on 16 first, 14 second, 11 third, so on.
You can combine that, which you can see in the first pic.That's a trifecta bet on all possible combinations on the ticket. So 15-4-1, 15-4-2, 15-4-16, 15-16-1, 15-16-2, 15-16-4, six total.

Third pic is trickier - it's a trio bet instead of a trifecta bet, where you again bet on 3 horses to finish top 3, but the order doesn't matter. To make it more fun, however, it's a wheel bet with a "banker" - in this pic, it's horse number 4. Banker horse is the main horse present in all bets on the ticket, you can add as many horses as you want in the other field (at least two to make it a trio!). The "wheel" part means it's a bet on all possible combinations that has the banker horse, and two of the horses from the other group. Order doesn't matter, so in total that's six combinations here.

The odds from Oka Sho show the respective trifecta (３連単) payoffs, taking the four most favored horses (Danon Fantasy #15, Gran Alegria #8, Chrono Genesis #4, Beach Samba #4) and showing the payoffs for individual combinations. So a 15-8-4 trifecta has a 31.3 times your bet the payoff on Danon first, Alegria second, Chrono third, for example.

Hope that helps!

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Oh god thanks a lot for your explanation. I get it all now, thank you.

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No problem!

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Can you bet on Japanese horse racing in something like bet 365.

On G1 races I'm certain you can, most bigger bookmakers should list those. I can see Satsuki Sho on bet365. I dunno if you can sign up directly to JRA to bet from overseas, probably not.

>production values seem relatively high
>it'll never come out because reasons
at least the pakatube is still going, I guess

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They should just release it on Switch.

more news maybe in the pakaraji next weekend

SAUCE?

for what?

>It's like having a third nipple to suck on a girl.

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>pv has orfevre
>anime doesn't
explain

that wasn't a PV, that was franchise trailer

Orfevre have 40 owners, it's pretty hard to get an okay from even just 20 of them.

1 YEAR OF PREREGISTRATION

Y
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What.

>Studio Shaft will never animate and produce excessive scenes focusing on the umas stuffing themselves silly and belly jiggle
just fucking end me right here and there

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My Umawife Grass Wonder is cute! Cute!

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really really soon

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naked GolShi do not open

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Ake-chan is the most huggable horse!

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lonely sickness

>tsf and spe
A CUTE!!!

I just want her to be canon already.

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Based, hope donuts and cute BIG horses come at you.

Stay Gold's story involved so many Umas that can adapt as a 4 cour show.

Lovely sickness!

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I'm going to HUG Grass Wonder!

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>Game
Stopped reading here. It doesn't exist.

"glue"

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watch the show

>tfw no obsessive uma to give all your attention to
why live

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Seriously, what the FUCK was her problem?

She just doesn't want to be alone

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Dumb Spe-chan over-obsessed with Suzuka and didn't treat her like an appropriate opponent like with El Condor Pasa

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Is it normal that this image always makes me incredibly hard?

oh man

it better be because same here

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Will they ever ask gaijin horse owner to add oversea Umas.

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Does she actually look cool to anyone else or am I autistic

Wow Spe chan likes all kinds of carrots

when

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Who

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When is this going to finally happen?

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What's going on here?

imagine having to race against an uma with such a threatening aura

Spe's carrot fetish is too strong for that

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Isn't Spe's love for Suzuka a little unhealthy?

Spe's love for anything carrot shaped or colored has no bounds

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Lonely sickness is the greatest Idea for a "positive" Illness I have ever heared.

Think about the following Situation:
Having Gtass Wonder as Girlsfriend, leaving her fore 3-4 Hours alone, so she will get Lonely Sickness - will she getting Horny been alone without you and thinking about when you return Home?

Someone should've really taught Grass chan how to type

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A pity though, imagine cygames giving the production to KyoAni. Special Week would still be alive.

A pity though, imagine cygames giving the production to Trigger. Special Week would still be alive.

subs never

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They are waiting for every horse to die so they don't have to deal with copyright

>Genki tomboy with short hair and spats
>BIG girl, with big hair, big chest and hips, and uses glasses
>Tiny delicious flat in suburban style
Good Lord, how can you even choose?
I would normally go for the thickness or the Tombiy, but the middle's is doing things to my dick

I'm a huge fan of Winning Ticket, the cow is cool too being all mature and stuff, though I prefer Rudolf in that category

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Did someone just put a Vodka drink in there.

you like men

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It's pretty sweet that a horse who stopped running 10 years ago is so fondly remembered
also lol that vodka bottle there

R-rude!

at least nobody left a korpiklaani cd

well she is in the hall of fame

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>Teio, McQueen and Vodka
nice

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KAICHOOOOUUUUUUU

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CANNOT believe she insulted kaichou's beautiful drawing

I want to sexually FUCK spe-chan!

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Kaichou is a great artist

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>no gold ship
come on...

isn't his penis hall of fame enough

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Don't they have to be dead

no

>Vodka in
>No Daiwa
HA

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Rent free
Cow will rule the world one day

Nah, just retired for at least a year. Unfortunately Golshi has been overshadowed by Orfevre and Gentildonna.
Gentildonna won the Japan Cup in '12 and '13 and Arima Kinen in '14, also had a G1 win (and a second place) in Dubai.
Orfevre, Gold Ship's brother, won Arima Kinen in '11 and '13, Derby in '11, placed second in Japan Cup '12. He also placed second in the Arc, twice.
Golshi only won Arima Kinen in '12, placing third in '13 and '14. 5th at the Derby '12, 15th at the Cup in '13.

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then why even bother making a design, assign seiyuu and put it in the trailer?

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I'm not interested in this anime or horse racing in general but I read this entire post and found it very informative and I appreciate you for it.

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Actually Gold Ship also won 6 G1 just like Orfevre, thougn Orfevre had 2 runner up in the Arc.

Because if Orfevre's sire still not looking good in this year, shadai may kick Orfevre out in 2020 or 2021.

Yeah, but Arima Kinen and the Derby have a bit more prestige (and money) behind them. Going off wiki, winning Arima Kinen earns you twice as much money as winning Takarazuka Kinen. International representation is also valued, even if Orfevre didn't win, placing second twice means a lot.
I'm not trying to diss Gold Ship, but if you ask the horse race journos to pick the more important horse out of Orfevre and Golshi, they mostly all said Orfevre for a reason, even if Golshi won in our hearts.

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>Waifus
Go away.

You're welcome!

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pat the carrot

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Suck the carrot

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Yes

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I didn't really enjoy eating this pastry slice by myself.

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MOMMY CREEK

I'm sensing some lewd undertones in that there picture
reminder to share all your taiyaki with your uma

Cygames, pls. I tried to hide it as best as I can, but just look at this DEKAI GENKI UMA. I'll share all of my taiyaki, so please don't delay the game again.

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Any other pictures of this large horse?

Share the full pic for inspection or the game is fucking cancelled forever

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There are a bunch, but this is the only one I could post at the moment because I'm being a filthy phoneposter.
I'll get you want you want, Cygames, just give me more time! Without the pastry, that image is entirely kosher, but the urge to draw a more sultry pose grows greater by the day.

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Resist the temptations user
though I must admit I admire your dedication

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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Reminder that Cygames is hosting a live uma event this Sunday, and Satsuki Sho, first race of the Triple Crown, is happening as well, so make sure to be around
umamusume.jp/sp/news/detail.php?id=news-0123

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This is Gold Ship's son, Space Ship!

Say something nice about him.

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I really like his white stockings!

Space Ship already turned to grey user, picture is from March 22.

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look at those mischievous ears
the autism is starting to propagate

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>his trainer is also almond eye's trainer
can't wait for space ship in the arc

he's really gold ship's son
twitter.com/octagonal1/status/1114428820344332288
twitter.com/octagonal1/status/1114128710209130497

gold ship progeny:
twitter.com/hashtag/ゴールドシップ産駒?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash

Alright, but is he also autistic?

>6 rigils and 3 spica
why spe isn't here?

youtube.com/watch?v=x8o5eEtEZxE

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She got cockblocked by El.

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satsuki sho preview japanracing.jp/_news2019/190409.html

>no Nishino Daisy
The horse sure is underdog, but i guess it's more because his jockey(still didn't won a race in 2019).