W-what is this thing?

w-what is this thing?

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Survival canteen. Can hold an entire liter of water when filled.

Looks like some weird candy

it's a packed mini donut

collapsable water bottle

That's a pack of gum, dude.

Chewing gum

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It's a like a glove for your thumb, in case you ever need to stick it up someones butt.

Finally I can kancho people without consequences.

It's a YA'LL NEED TO BUY MORE MERCH SO WE CAN SECURE THE FINAL FUCKING SEASON, WE ARE SO CLOSE AFTER THE ALL THESE YEARS DAMN IT

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