I don't care how stupid she is, how does Kazuma not get turned on from being subjected to this?
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Joshua Clark
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Kayden Brown
he's a big gay
Leo Young
Because there's Megumin
Bentley Parker
Better question, but why does Aqua have so many lewd/foot fetish scenes in the game?
Jack Garcia
Colton Rivera
Because Aqua a shit
Brayden Powell
>how does Kazuma not get turned on from being subjected to this?
how do you know he doesn't?
Adam Johnson
her tits are saggy and gross
Wyatt Butler
Kazuma is not into scat.
Jace Williams
Didn't he spend the whole time of them sleeping in the barn jacking off to her?
James Diaz
How does her route play out in the VNs? I cant imagine any kind of romance between them.
Robert Richardson
I'd hate-fuck her. She's hot as hell.
Bentley Cruz
Luke Brooks
I love her she's so cute.
Luke Davis
She continually tries to seduce him but fails. Ironic too, since she's the most overtly sexual (like leglocking him when she loses her bikini).
Colton Hernandez
She's so stupid and annoying that he basically sees her as more of a pet than a human woman. He tried to perv on her while they were sleeping next to one another but he literally couldn't bring himself to see her in a sexual light.
Liam Richardson
Because Kazuma is your tipical japanese otaku selfinsert
And Aqua is a realistical woman selfinsert
Of course, the virgin otaku kazuma prefers the waifu bait selfinsert thats megumin, clearly based on 2D waifus
Liam James
Im assuming one of her attempts eventually works?
Adam Sanders
What do you think?
Cameron Bailey
He doesn't even sleep next to her like he does with Whiz/Megumin/Darkness.
Carson Taylor
I just can't imagine it, unless someone was mind controlling her or literally warping reality, why would she even feel attraction to him? She's a fucking goddess, she's a perfect being, a superior entity.
She never shows any lust or need for romance, why suddenly pursue him romantically like that?
Brayden Sanchez
Don't be mean user, Aqua is a few hundred thousand years old after all. By the way her abysmal INT is directly linked witj the dementia that comes with really old ages; when you get this old there really is little you can do about it. Aqua must have lost her mind way before our ancestors first learned to make and use the most primitive tools with their bare hands.
Evan Taylor
>Aqua
>perfect
choose one
Carter Gutierrez
>dementia
>god
Pick one
Ethan Bennett
Easy: Kazuma isn't demented, therefore he doesn't pick the damegami.
Hudson Perry
>she's a perfect being
Kevin Peterson
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS SO MEAN!
Jackson Gomez
It's a gag. Otaku/weebs get to pretend they don't care if a hot bitch doesn't want to fuck them because 'she so dumb', while other girls drool for their self-insert's dick. The series pulling an Oreimo would be excellent. More delicious chuunifag tears.
Ayden Myers
The only problem is that Aqua is for fucking and having one night stands. Meanwhile all of the other girls are marriage material.
Joseph Flores
>perfect being
>superior entity
Lucas Perez
>Kazuma: I love Aqua
>Aqua: sorry Kazuma I don't feel that way at all, I'm a goddess you know? Thanks for defeating the demon king but now that both Megumin and Lalatina are in love with you you should at least make on of them happy. I know! I will return to heaven so you can get over me and choose one of them to marry instead!
Only way that end could be okay
Cooper Howard
>Aqua
>perfect and superior
This is your mind once joining the axis cult
Joshua Brown
cause he has this.
Elijah Johnson
What the hell makes you think that?
Have you ever seen Aqua going out with men?
Jeremiah Hughes
And ideally, neither of them would then want to marry him either and they're all fine with him going back to Japan and be reincarnated as a completely irrelevant new kid that doesn't even share the memories of his own life, effectively ending his prior existence once and for all.
Because that's the joke. Hahaha.
Robert Gray
He does retard. Its canon that he was jacking off to her in the stable right next to her.
Colton Reyes
you know they fucked
Benjamin Taylor
Kazuma is kinda hot, and Japanese gods fuck humans all the time.
James Fisher
She's a smelly retarded drunk with mediocre breasts, and they're soaked in water. I don't think practically ANYTHING in that situation could get me hard less than nose or dick straight against her asscrack. Shitty goddess, other two girls are far superior
Xavier Martin
Kazuma x Aqua is the endgame. They have the best chemistry together. Other girls are just stepping stones on the road to the true prize.
Isaiah Jones
I thought Darkness was the one with saggy mammaries.
Christian Evans
She might have a godly ass, but her low IQ is a huge turn off.
Blake Gutierrez
I recently started reading the LN's and is it just me or does Kazuma seem a little less goofy in the LN's than in the anime? Or am I just not seeing it?
Brandon Diaz
Would you seriously be thinking about her IQ if she wrapped her naked body around your torso?
Michael Gomez
He ramps up the goofy later.
Christian Barnes
Visuals help a lot with the goofyness. Considering Konosuba is basically written like an anime script, Kazuma's behaviour is more up to interpretation. He did seem more like a normal hero type character to me too, though.
>but her low IQ is a huge turn off
What's up with these sapiosexual pseuds everywhere? Personally I want a female partner to have a laugh and a shag with, not to discuss philosophy or whatever with. That's what male friends are for.
Dylan Campbell
>Today's Darkness's birthday
>Not a single greeting
Huh?
Angel Nguyen
she's a big girl for you
Michael Nelson
How uncomfortable must that be to have Aqua squeezing your waist with her legs as she presses your head to her breasts and rubs her bare cunt against you?
Nicholas Kelly
>getting turned on by the winning of the chromosome lotto
Austin Garcia
>Visuals help a lot with the goofyness. >Kazuma's behaviour is more up to interpretation.
That's true. He does have his goofy moments but seems less goofy to me in the LN. I don't mind they made him more goofy in the anime. He was funny af. Aqua and the rest seem pretty much the same as the Anime which is good as they made me laugh too.
Connor Martinez
Kazuma is a loser
Aqua is too much for him so it cancels out.
Aqua is the choice of chads.
Jason Nelson
What sort of mother would Aqua be?
Connor Brown
Kazuma has fapped in the shed thinking about her, right?
Adam Sanders
Darkness is into denial play.
Yes to the first, sort of to the second, not so much to the third.
Hunter Fisher
Kazuma is gay
how else do you explain him not raping Aqua every night?
Mason James
>What's up with these sapiosexual pseuds everywhere?
Lonely spergs rationalizing that it's because no one stimulates them intellectually.
Grayson Davis
The only acceptable route is to missionary-the-Maso out of Darkness and then have a strong blonde hair blue eyed Crusader waifu
James Watson
Size queens shouldn't win anyway
Dylan Jenkins
>smelly
Doubtful, she purifies water so can bathe for free. Everything else is fair tho.
Zachary Myers
Kazuma knows that Aqua is too much ass and not much else.
Jose Martinez
The VN has a ton of scenes translated on video already. Is there actually a TL patch for the game yet? Are TL patches even possible for Vita games?
Aiden Cook
Easily the best out of the main three girls.
David Hall
Time to put on some Simon & Garfunkel.
Evan Watson
Actually game isn't canon to me so it's fine.
Juan Sanchez
Sexiness doesn't matter if the personality housing that baby factory is pure garbage
Kevin Cruz
I cannot fap to Aqua too. There is something her that makes her unsexy.
Camden Wright
Your sexuality, perhaps?
Levi Brooks
To make my PP hard
Julian Clark
This
Jace Cooper
Does he ever crossdress, because he'd make a pretty good trap.
Caleb Jones
Where did you find these pictures of me?!
Xavier Gonzalez
Suck my dick
Chase King
look at her smile
Aaron Peterson
>how does Kazuma not get turned on from being subjected to this?
He does, he even admits she's beautiful as long she doesn't open her mouth.
Also anyone know about the last game, it was release already? I want to see the new CG art
Parker Rodriguez
Is that ben 10
James Ramirez
She's happy because she's about to violently rape kazuma
Kayden Watson
Liam Ortiz
>Mediocre stats and zero stat growth
OH NO NO NO NO
Luke Peterson
I always thought that it's one of her running gags, she's a literal goddess and wants to be worshipped, but resorts to underhanded tactics.
>wants money
>begs for it
>wants to be loved
>tries to appeal to fetishes
Etc
Jason Rodriguez
He already fucked her in the barn in they were drunk as fuck bro.
Bentley Lee
Why is game Aqua so lewd?
Ryan Foster
Wait. Is she wearing anything
Jose Garcia
god i wish that were me
Jack Price
Yes, and?
Ayden Carter
Well Kazuma does care about how stupid she is, having to live under the same roof with her and all so he knows how insufferable she can be. If you were in his shoes you wouldn't even stand being in the same room as her, never mind getting your dick up.
Parker Gonzalez
Once a crimson demon has chosen its prey there is no saving it.
Jose Fisher
Hold the phone. How the hell have I never seen this image till now?
>a literal goddess will never wrap her legs behind you while also hugging your head
Oh boy the suicidal tendencies return
William Gonzalez
Aqua isn’t the only one. You get to tickle Darkness’s feet In one of her scenes.
Brayden Gonzalez
>a literal goddess
Doesn't mean much when it's a damegami we are talking about
Jacob Richardson
>that image plus your comment
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Colton Harris
Still a Goddess
Juan Howard
Here's a tip from an adult. At a certain point? It doesn't matter how hot a bitch is, there's a limit to how much of a bitch or crazy person a man can take.
Carson Perry
Oliver Brooks
>ywn hold Darkness in your arms
There are no suitable words nor is there a suitable reaction image for this feeling. Guess this is why body pillows exist.
Jayden Jackson
Any yunyun pics from this game?
Brandon Morales
Reminder that Eris/Chris is the only one for Kazuma and anyone who thinks otherwise has Aqua levels of IQ.
Chase Richardson
Volume 15 was probably my favorite one, it didn't really have a big standout moment or payoff but Kazuma was at his peak the whole way through. It felt like a callback to the first volumes and did a great job showing how much they've all changed and grown to trust each other since then, even though the girls are hardly involved beyond the beginning and end. And Aqua finally shows some strong character development. Sets a really wholesome and even melancholy tone by the end since it's clear that the series is starting to wrap up but it did a great job starting the send-off.
Owen Flores
You're making me want to read the novels again. Are they still being translated on that fanfiction site?
Jose James
Because he's a 2d pedo
Zachary Davis
way beyond crapuma's league, he will have to settle for a dysfunctional party member instead
Mason Kelly
I read them all from cgtranslations.me
Cooper Jones
ERIS IS LOVE, ERIS IS LIFE
Owen Taylor
Today is Darkness's birthday. Say something nice about her.
Jeremiah Rogers
Happy Birthday Darkness! I like your hair!
Ryder Howard
I'm 120% a Meguminfag but she's had plenty of good moments too. Her confession to Kazuma made me feel really bad for her even though she kind of ruined the moment by stealing his first kiss and trying to rape him afterward. I wish she was treated seriously more, or rather that they were more creative about making her fun and funny beyond "horny masochism."
Ethan Adams
Benjamin Hill
I'm unironic Aquafag. Just wanted to let it out, Yea Forums.
Joseph Thompson
season 3 never ever
Henry Thompson
That's why i don't watch shows like this anymore, they just throw a beta pussy that never turns on to these 2d chicks, and all that because of school days
Sebastian Watson
>VN
Huh?
Kevin Young
Thank you theologist.
William Anderson
How is their sex like?
Matthew Fisher
What do I do now?
Ryder Rogers
Hello Ireland.
James Bailey
He knows she is not worth his time.
Elijah Roberts
Because she’s literally so insufferable that it’s just not worth it.
Jacob Moore
Because he's serviced by these women every night.
Julian Morales
He's unironically the hottest in this pic.
Jacob Myers
How old is cast in the last novel?
Levi Adams
How do you explain Megumemes expression?
Connor Cox
This, Eris is for Dust only
Charles Sanders
Offscreen Captor's looking at Kazuma and she approves
Christopher Hernandez
JC cocklust.
Christopher Sullivan
Darkness is 18, her birthday is sometime in spring.
Kazuma's birthday is in summer, he's 17 as of Volume 8.
Megumin's birthday is late fall or early winter, she's "almost 15" as of Volume 14. I see her current age cited as 15 a lot but Volume 15 didn't say that her birthday had passed, only that it's been a little more than a year since Kazuma and Aqua isekai'd.
Aqua probably doesn't age.
Brody Martinez
This, your dick wouldn't react if a grandma suddenly shoved your head directly above her nearly failing heart.
Jayden Gonzalez
GOD DAMMIT I WISH SHE WOULD CARRY MY CHILDREN AND LET ME USE HER BUTT AS A PILLOW EVERY NIGHT BROS...
Chase Morales
If it isn't Seamus.
Juan Long
What the fuck, did Kazuma straight up dislocate her foot?
Noah Harris
>letting a retard carry your children
Let 5 minutes pass and she won't be the only one dropped on her head as a child
Logan Howard
She has healing powers and know how to use them. I bet a short sighting faggot like you would like to manhandle lolis like Megumi
Ayden Hill
Get off the computer, pad goddess.
The game of mental cat and mouse Serena and Kazuma played that volume was unreal.
Joshua Gonzalez
How is it possible for a single character to be this sexy?
Nathaniel Baker
Scan, then hotglue.
Sebastian Hall
Aqua is tens of thousands of years old and ages slowly, she's physically 17 or so IIRC.
Camden Fisher
>he's physically 17 or so IIRC.
25!! She has the corpse of a 25 yo sexy woman. Stop forcing pedo headcanons
Matthew White
It's the perfect feline form, after all.
Jason Sullivan
Kazuma is a looker.
Noah Turner
Why does Kazuma not just dump Megumin when he has the literal perfect woman
Christian Butler
He's unironically a lolicon. No, it's not just Megumin, there's an even younger girl named Iris who's her only real competition. Note that Kazuma has run off multiple times to be with her, though she came along too late so Megumeme is still winning
Jeremiah Long
Peak female form right here
Camden Baker
You can dress a monkey in anything you like but at the end of the day it's still a monkey
Kevin Moore
>mangapanda
Luis Clark
She doesn't let him
Charles Bailey
The Al Bundy of the manga industry
Mason Moore
>implying you wouldn't a monkey
Kevin Stewart
She can hear herself anyways
Ayden Walker
isekai beta male protag syndrome
Jason Perez
Angel Smith
I want to be that kid
Joshua Morgan
I wonder if the last general, the Demon King's daughter, will be as fuckable as Serana.
Chase Barnes
Those muscles tho.
Lucas Sanders
Nice pads.
James Watson
She's a bitch and a giant baka, but i would still ram it into her poop chute and spank her ass until she cries
Gavin Reed
Looking at this thread rn and it's obligatory that I post this
David Phillips
I think you misunderstood that scene.
Ian Collins
Harem ending best ending.
Christopher Gonzalez
Truth
Alexander Price
Logan Collins
>When she sees your chunchunmaru
Nathan Reyes
Because she is like a sister to him as opposed to a love interest. My sister shows me her underwear and lets me see her naked that doesn't mean we are going to fuck. Not every action from the opposite sex is intended to be a sexual advance.
Oliver Barnes
Do girls with big butts have the natural right to assert their dominance by sitting on the face of anyone who crosses them?
Ryder Taylor
She's giving you every signal for you to fuck her, you dense bastard.
Christopher James
She is comfortable at home so she chooses to walk around in her underwear. As for the naked part she forgets her towel sometimes when she showers so she just walks to her room. Its not like we didn't bathe together for 12 years or anything. So again, not every action is a sexual one. Sometimes it's just you are comfortable around certain people.
Brandon Edwards
you have a moral obligation to sleep with your sister
Samuel Clark
Of course, it is a brother's job to spoil his sister. Anytime she wishes to sleep in my bed I allow it.
James Young
>My sister shows me her underwear and lets me see her naked
It sounds like she's going out of her way to tempt you, user.
Nathan Rodriguez
It's not really tempting user. I pump one out on occasion and that deals with the tension pretty easily.
Michael Smith
Not with her tension. Take better care of your sister, user.
James Myers
Unironically yes
Carter Scott
I spoil the hell out of her. She is probably one of the most privileged people I know. If she asks for it, I give it to her. The only saving grace I have is she is at least satisfied easily so it doesn't hurt my wallet too badly. For her birthday she wanted to go to olive garden instead of a fancy place so guess what I brought her to olive garden.
David Flores
I would be more worried about the debt curse being placed on me.
Ryder Moore
Didn't finish statement. Anyway sisters are for loving not for fugging.
Eli Kelly
57
Chase Jackson
ERIS PADS HER CHEST
Christopher Hughes
More!
Jack Wright
Two words: saggy tits
Two more words: loose pussy
Samuel Parker
Angel Hughes
>continues using tight panties that dig into her skin and leave a mark
HNNNGH
Christopher Walker
She's just not fuckable. But bro-tier, 10/10 would befriend. You wouldn't fuck your bro won't you? Well, unless you're a filthy degenerate faggot.
Austin Long
>She's just not fuckable.
Agreed. Wanting to fuck aqua makes you seem desperate.
Nolan Harris
>She has the corpse of a 25 yo sexy woman.
Freaky
Christian Jackson
Eeeeep! What the hell is she eating?
Wyatt Thomas
Shut the fuck up, retarded tripfag. You suck donkey ass.
Gavin Hall
>When the ass is a 10, but so is the IQ.
Dylan Wilson
Has your sister ever stripped, jumped onto you, wrapped her legs around your waist, then pressed your head into her bosom?
Asher Ross
>Darkness
>marriage material
Caleb Murphy
This isn't Haruhi we're talking about here.
Julian Mitchell
it may take a while until she loses her patience
Blake Butler
I love aqua bros
Colton Sanchez
Believe or not, but yes.
From my back.
Dominic Thompson
Visualize her water breaking right as she casts explosion
Blake Perry
Honestly, the game looks tame. How much of it did snoy butcher?
Evan Morris
It's from 2017, before the snoy huge censoring stuff, maybe the last one suffered but no idea if it was released already.
Parker Hall
Harem end or bust please?
Xavier Hall
So Aqua was right, he is a pedoneet
Nolan Hernandez
Thinking about the time Megumin wore a bra even though she normally just bandages her chest because she knew she'd be sleeping with Kazuma
Colton Rodriguez
Lobster tail out of the tail shell.
Henry Gray
I'd be worried about the chances of her bad luck being an STD.
Isaac Ward
>gif
That is just... profoundly disgusting.
Matthew Gomez
But you'd still be turned on, even if you wouldn't want to fuck her.
David Cox
Could Kazuma rape Aqua and get away with it?
Robert Scott
She could beat the shit out of Kazuma easily
Carter Rivera
honest answer probably divine effect to prevent raping the goddess
Noah Williams
It destroyed my headcanon of bras not being invented yet. And Japan's otakus not be willing to invent them either.
Easton Watson
Holy moley the anatomy in that drawing
What is with her Jimmy Neutron lookin head it is freakin me out
Ryder Wright
No, Kazuma couldn’t see her as attractive in the barn no matter how hard he tried. He was thinking about other fantasies when he masturbated.
William Moore
Aqua is made for sph
Landon Hughes
Just imagine Aqua bullying your tiny little benis until you come. But only it’s not cum, but pure water that she drinks as though it’s the nectar of life.
Ethan Foster
>PP VERY BIG