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Based & Raphpilled

oldschool meme format

Someone post that gif of the person throwing the racoon into the abyss.

Raccoons have banded tails. You're looking at a tanuki.

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Ah, demotivational poster. I haven't seen one in a long time.

Old memes were shitty. Prove me wrong.

Ty for the info, have a Mexican raccoon.

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Gross

if memory serves, a tanuki is a female raccoon.

Careful boyo that meme is an antique.

Tanuki have magical testicles.

They have balls though

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I just want to stick my nose right under the base of her tail and inhale deeply after she's been out adventuring all day sweating

I miss Demotivational Posters

Imagine what this could have been like if the MC was the type to use her at night as well as during the day from the beginning.

What if she accidentally pissed on his dick during the first few times?

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I have raccoons that come to my house pretty much every night and get into my outdoor cat feeder
they're fucking huge but pretty chill. Whenever I open the door to get a look at them they either just stay or slowly waddle off because they're fat as fuck. They dont mess with the cats either which is nice

>a tanuki is a female raccoon
No.
Tanuki and raccoons are different species, you fucking idiot.

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You're fucking retarded. Everyone knows this shit.
Female raccon is a tanuki, female cattle is a cow, female wolf is a fox, female chicken is a hen, etc.

Bad, but still worth it.

How is that a a bad thing?

Tanuki are difference species

>slowly waddle off because they're fat as fuck
I now imagine obese American raccoons.

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Aren't raccoons literal trash eaters?
I might use this as an insult from now on desu

This made me chuckle.

I was the one who suggested that shield hero needed more tanuki.

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this might hurt a bit.

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Raccoon dogs are not raccoons though.
They aren't even closely related.

she's specifically called a raccoon girl though.

Unlimited raccoons fuck yeah.

She's not. She's called a tanuki.

She's a raccoon get over it user

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Prove it to me. Pro tip: you cannot, as she is a tanuki. All Japanese sources say "tanuki", obviously. Because she is a tanuki. She is not a raccoon.

You believe that she's a tanuki and that's alright user. Just don't lie to yourself too much. One day you'll get over it anyway.

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yea fuck coons